Joe Biden Announces A New Policy to Support “Trunalimunumaprzure”…

In an effort to drive home his campaign in the final days, former vice-president Joe Biden is pulling out all the stops with a new policy initiative called “trunalimunumaprzure.”

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And then things got weird…

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258 Responses to Joe Biden Announces A New Policy to Support “Trunalimunumaprzure”…

  1. delighteddeplorablechumpette says:

    Words fail. But the video is pure gold.

    Will Hiden even make it to Tuesday?

  2. alliwantissometruth says:

    As if Biden voters need any more examples to show how utterly stupid and/or insane they are

  3. Publius2016 says:

    Sleepy Joe can’t lead himself to the potty…he closes the lid before he finishes with the toilet paper…he’s beyond gone…

    44 and OHiden are holding a rally in private tomorrow too…probably to go over the laptop from hell!

    lets just agree 44 and Hunter have alot in common…

    • Elric VIII says:

      Does Biden have a Bidet?

      • Gabrille Lucas says:

        Additionally, poor eyesight makes him guess at the words he is reading while trying to hold in place his poorly fitting dentures and project his voice. Does anyone have a transcript fro the teleprompter? I’ve played this dozens of times and my best guess is “true international consensus” something most socialist progressives value over sovereignty and rule of law. The truly demented are those propping him up and the voters who accept this.

    • JWC says:

      Morning talk radio in Detroit said they had inside information that tomorrow’s “secret” Detroit rally will be on Belle Isle (Detroit River) and Trump supporters are organizing a boat rally. That will be great…we’ll see.

  4. chzheadproud67 says:

    I can’t for the life of me figure out what subject he was even talking about—- back off the meds dude! but seriously, is he on something that makes him slur his speech? Because this isn’t the first time this has happened!

  5. DeWalt says:

    It’s hard getting of the floor when can’t breath.

  6. AndrewJackson says:

    Its stuff like this that make me wonder how our good President isn’t winning this race 50 states to 0.

    • Anything Biden gets above Zero – can be plainly attributed to CNN, MSNBC etc. Lots of folks seem to watch these – and 4 years of 24/7 high powered weaponized propaganda has messed them up pretty good. This is the kind of stuff we used to use on the North Vietnamese or Soviets – now its being used against the US Americans ( I still love that phrase from the Miss South Carolina beauty paegent deal a decade ago). It is literallty a tool of the military to break the will of the enemy population. Thats what has been unleashed on the US Americans. But is it really that shocking? After all 3000 people were actually killed on 9/11/2001 ( and Iam sure everyone knows exactly what happened on this Most Important Day In American History .. right?).

      • I will personally never forgive them. Because it messed up the kids. Kids I had a great open relationship with and talked about all kinds of stuff and had some good laughs with. hard to talk to them now – like dealing with psych-ward patients.

        • But I console myself by saying at least Iam not an Iraqi. This same kind of corrupt crap killed over a million Iraqi civilians. For what? No one knows or cares.
          The American Empire – AKA deep state is feared around the world – it is deeply deceptive, no one trusts it . It appears psychopathic – killing for no obvious reason. I mean most people have read about historical conquerers Genghis Khan etc – but those semed to invade and kill people to steal their cattle or land – there was some rationale to it. This American Empire – Deep State seems to launch wars, kill millions for no obvious reason at all. Thats what disturbs people.
          And thats why DJT has had such huge success crafting peace deals , calming down North Korea etc …. because people sense that they are dealing with a whole-human, with a heart – not a psychopathic machine. And they can hardly believe it – its like a godsend – to deal with an actual human leader working for his people and negotiating tough deals – thats admirable in any culture.

      • Deplorable_Infidel says:

        “4 years of 24/7 high powered weaponized propaganda has messed them up pretty good. This is the kind of stuff we used to use on the North Vietnamese or Soviets – now its being used against the US Americans”

        That sums it up exactly.

    • Bogeyfree says:

      90M mail-in ballots, that’s how.

      • NC Patriot says:

        I think there are 13 states allowing widespread mil in ballots (ie sent to all voters, unsolicited.) 11 of these are deep blue states POTUS would not win anyway. The other two are Utah and Arizona(I think) They have been doing widespread vote by mail for years, have a decent system, without problems. Nancy didn’t get funding to push it further.

    • KT Prayer Warrior says:

      Yikes! That almost gave me Hillary flashbacks!

    • starfcker says:

      Maybe he is

    • glennhanson says:

      It’s people who have a hatred for POTUS that runs so deep in their hearts that they would destroy freedoms to see him gone. The rest are low information voters that think they are voting for the party mommy and daddy always did. The low infos are probably the most dangerous in the long run.

      • Judith says:

        My brother, who has some very deep-seated mental issues, is the only Democrat I know who actually knows what he is voting for. He believes in a One World Order, where everyone lives happily ever after in a Communist utopia.

        Well, he got the last part all wrong, but he is all in favor of ending America as we know it. Basically it’s because he is extremely resentful and envious of successful people. Plus he is a sloth. Two of the deadly sins right there..

        Most Democrats I know have absolutely no idea why they are voting for a Democrat. They don’t go along with lawlessness, riots, or even open borders. But they are brainwashed to think that anybody is better than that orange man bad. All the really cool people told them so! Smh

  7. Dekester says:

    The possibility that Joe may become President is truly mind numbing. He is a mumbling old fool, he truly is. Win or lose he will be institutionalized or worse within a few years.

    After watching Laura Ingraham on Fox just now, and viewing her segment on todays Minnesota Rally.

    One can see that America will re elect PDJT to the W.H.

    All the polls, the MSM B.S. etc are just rubbish, utter rubbish.

    PDJT will win going away.

    God bless ZpDJT

    • aremore95 says:

      And if you go over to the Gateway Pundit, the trolls really are working overtime trying to spew their bs, which can only mean the internal polling (the REAL polls) are much worse for Joe than we were led to believe lol.

      • SanJac says:

        If these people were so confident in their plan and numbers they would not have thrown everything including the kitchen sink at this President for 4 yrs.

        • 28angelica28 says:

          They knew they didn’t have a chance two years ago. They tried Mueller. Fail. They tried impeachment. Epic fail. They worked with the CCP to unleash CoVid. Even Cuomo worked with them to make it look horrendous early on and President Trump and those close to him contracted it. Fail again.
          Last hope–rig the polls to make it appear that DementiaJoe had a big lead and that there is no way President Trump could have overtaken him except by cheating in the election via Russia (Alinsky again). With the death of RGB, they no longer have CJ Roberts under their absolute control to get a 5-4 installation of DementiaJoe and a quick imposition of the 25th. Beware the riots and extreme violence which will ensue as early as Wednesday. Pay close attention to covered pallets in strange locations in your area. Brick sales have been brisk and not for housing. Watch for cars, especially with out of state licenses (could be rentals) that stay parked for a while that could have explosives in the trunk or back of an SUV. Watch for buses that stop at places other than bus stations. You may have “visitors” to your city that are looking for the 100% off sales. The convenient “rise” in CoVid cases reinforces the need for masking making it nearly impossible to identify the rioters, especially if they are from other states.
          Most of all, watch your back. Watch the backs of your family. Watch the backs of your neighbors. For the Dems, this is an “at all costs” election. If President Trump is allowed to drain the Swamp, they will have lost billions if not trillions. More importantly, they will lose power. Not so much here, but in their global empire. Be prepared. Have what you need at home. Stay hunkered down if necessary. Like the revolutionary patriots, Live your best life!

    • nicole says:

      Did he really say that or was it a tampered video.
      That is crazy!!!

      • KT Prayer Warrior says:

        Oh, he said it.

        The closed caption reads “True International Depression”. That seems like an incredibly accurate interpretation of Joe’s current state.

  8. gabytango says:

    We had the BEST laugh EVER watching the Mary Poppins video!! ?

  9. starfcker says:

    I don’t know what all the fuss is about. I like trunalimunumaprzure, too. I’m not exactly sure what it is, but it sounds pleasant, and if Joe thinks I should be on board with it, so be it. Harris/Biden 2020.

  10. Rami says:

    Me thinks he got his tang tonguelled up…?

  11. SanJac says:

    And people are trying to convince us that his number are ahead of this President ? BS

    • GB Bari says:

      That’s to get us used to the idea of his winning so that when all those fraudulent ballots are counted they will have had that narrative already established in the public consciousness.

      Very typical Deep State methodology. Repeat the lie so often people assume it’s true.

  12. borwarrior says:

    Huge belly laughs in our house right now.

    My daughters are huge Mary Poppins fans so they really enjoyed the creativity.

    I’m really going to miss Biden’s screw ups!

  13. Leon Brozyna says:

    And tomorrow, never-was will be joined by the has-been in Michigan (at undisclosed locations).

    Who knows what new plans will be unveiled.

    But on Tuesday, Jill will be tucking in the old never-was long before any results are known and before he slips even further into incoherence.

  14. delighteddeplorablechumpette says:

    But seriously, folks….what happens if in the next 85-ish hours delirium converges and Hiden cannot continue? HeelsUp dropped out of the primary very early due to no support so how could she become the candidate? The election is postponed? Or what? This would be unprecedented but not impossible.

    • Maquis says:

      What happens if they bump Joe off and demand a delayed do-over?

      • mike says:

        plenty of other candidates …
        Libertarian, Green, Constitutional + others
        Nov election not going to stop for democrats to get their sh*t together…

      • 28angelica28 says:

        If they demand a do-over, would Nancy then invoke the “I become the President if one isn’t confirmed by the Electoral College” in time. Talk about riots–but not destructive where people burn, steal and wreak havoc on property. If Madame Polident thinks the Minnesota rally was circled in supporters, she ain’t seen nothing yet. There wouldn’t be enough Park Police and Secret Service to get her out of Capitol Hill or to get a Justice in for a swearing in. There would be plenty of swearing AT. All aimed at her crooked self. She makes Hillary look like an amateur!

    • warrprin1 says:

      Maybe…. she dropped out before any Primary votes were cast because someone(s) offered her a deal she couldn’t refuse: another example of the quid pro quo schemes they’ve perfected since the years of the Clinton follies. There was substantial consensus that she was Ozero’s pick for the Big Nomination all along. Once they saw she wasn’t getting any traction with the public for the #1 slot, VP would have been the 2nd best solution for 44’s plan, especially with a terribly weakened Biden in the pole position.

      Since Special K got out of the race just in the nick of time no one can say that she actually failed to get votes in the Primaries. It’s the “we’ll never know how she would have performed” rationale. The longer I think about this, the more I think they tapped her with a promise of the VP gig if she would bow out of the Primaries before any votes were cast.

      IMO, this isn’t just 44’s work. That little worm who ran the HRC op, Holder, Ellison, and maybe the Emmanuel brothers are likely adding to the stench that is wafting from this kitchen, all backed by the dark money sources.

      • delighteddeplorablechumpette says:

        Verrry interesting theory and I guess as always, time will tell. This is the biggest cluster ever, hooooboy!

      • 28angelica28 says:

        And Liawatha must have also been promised something really special. Her timing absolutely killed Bernie. Call it a 1-2 knockout punch. They knew Bernie might be extremely popular with their Socialist base but would absolutely flop with Independents, thus ensuring a Trump re-election. Booker never had a chance. His Spartacus moment will prove to be the high point of his career. That molehill won’t get him very far. Heels Up was severely damaged by Tulsi. She was completely unprepared and had no scripted response like she did for Dementia Joe. Wonder how it felt being on the receiving end of what she had delivered in the previous debate?

  15. dogsmaw says:

    Smarty Pants!!! You slowed that biden video down to .5 playback speed to learn a new word 😛 HaHa, these youngins(ref…dem spell book) are truly gifted…Oh to be age 25 again 🙂

  16. Maquis says:

    “…true international effort to pressure…”
    Translated from the original Dementiaese.

  17. KT Prayer Warrior says:

    “Covfefe” in a mis-fired tweet led to all kinds of wild supposition, but the media will run from this fully documented train wreck.

    I think he was trying to tell Pres Trump to get his own covfete, but got scared half way thru his Big Guy puffery.

    I gotta say, it’s been a fun day! May tomorrow be another perfect day!

    Trum-did-a-de-ditty-de-ditty-de!

  18. wearyofhate says:

    His selection and campaign is absolute elder abuse. Kamala is a wolf in Sheepy Biden’s shadow!

  19. freepetta says:

    Maybe that’s incestuous sexual abuser language???‍♀️

  20. Tiffthis says:

    I’ve been sending this one around all day. I’ve laughed at it at least 10x’s. From what I can gather he says: “I’ll lead an effective strategy to Mobilize trueiniz3fdsgferniendepressure”

  21. mariinsc says:

    That’s comedy good right there! However I’m a chump (and lots of other things according to Dementia Joe), so…

  22. mariinsc says:

    That’s comedy good right there! However I’m a chump (and lots of other things according to Dementia Joe), so…

  23. RobInPA says:

    That does it!

    My proverbial “hill to die on” issue was the 2A, until now.

    I am now going to vote based solely on preserving “trunalimunumaprzure” for America!

    It’s THAT important!!

  24. zurizara1 says:

    The comments on Twitter are priceless. I had good laugh.

  25. zurizara1 says:

    The comments on Twitter are priceless. I had good laugh.

  26. nicole says:

    Did he really say that or was it a tampered video.
    That is crazy!!!

  27. Tango268 says:

    I’ve been feeling a lot of Rush nostalgia lately. Remember him playing the Ted Kennedy audio, over and over? “We must elect…as the next [unintelligible] abomination!”

  28. dogsmaw says:

    ??How many of you tried that??? 😛

  29. Auntie Anxiety says:

    Our President seems to be in three places at once, while Joe can barely cobble together two minutes of lucidity or one coherent sentence.
    It’s sad really; but it makes me happy anyway.

  30. zurizara1 says:

    Sorry for double post. My favorite: “.
    Biden announces plan to mobilize “Truinanashabadepresure”

    Trump is done”

  31. calbear84 says:

    When it comes to mobilizing whatever that is, Biden may actually have the edge on Trump ?

  32. gary says:

    i understand him completely. 🙂

  33. luke says:

    Was wondering when I saw it. Is he calling me Trumpanzee? I’m ok with that but I don’t think that’s what he was trying say. I think he was pretending to be some crazy old man with a mental deficiency. It’s really not hard I do it all the time. You just start blabbering shit out of your mouth.

    These old ladies flirted with me earlier. Then one started bitching about why Trump didn’t wear a mask. I said why don’t you wear one? He’s had it and can’t even spread it. The anger, vile, the venom. There’s no common sense any longer.

    There’s really not much to it. JB is slurring his words again. Hard to believe I know. I pray that we win; but if we lose I hope we don’t sit around and collect too much dust.

  34. Zy says:

    It’s language that unites us (in laughter), not divide us (in incredulity).

    He is a man for all Americans (of low iq).

  35. Ocelot says:

    As POTUS has stated, Joe Biden must be the worst Presidential candidate that either one of the 2 major parties has produced in American history. Any historians that can disprove this supposition?

    Now here is a great Presidential candidate !

    https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/1322328509923028995

  36. OffCourseNation says:

    ““trunalimunumaprzure”

    Klaatu barada nikto !

  37. maggiemoowho says:

    Is “trunalimunumaprzure” even legal? ?

  38. bullnuke says:

    Wish I could see someone convert that to sign language. ?

  39. Magabear says:

    The pumpkins behind Creepy Joe have higher I.Q.’s. ?

  40. At least I knew where this was coming from:

    Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious

    …and going.

  41. gildie says:

    I started laughing at “In an effort..”

  42. nbkilgore says:

    That was epic!
    Been watching him close since Monday, he’s getting angrier by the day and seems to have gotten the Klingon language down pretty well. A walking Chernobyl II with the alarms blaring away in the control room!

  43. That Mary Poppins’ Trunalimunumaprzure video was hilarious! But Joe himself is absolutely scary as hell. Thank God President Trump has this.

  44. PaulCohen says:

    Welllll we are down to the final 90 hours or so. Almost no time left to make our case and influence fellow citizens. Everyone should share this and lots of other info in every way possible over the next 1, 2, 3 days….. use email too, for those who still use it much… never know what may reach a friend of a friend or a distant family member who has not tuned in much until now.

    The Hunter Biden “reveal” has gone much too slowly but maybe we already have much of what could matter. More bloggers are starting to get access. May be too little too late but we will see….

    https://twitter.com/TweetBrettMac/status/1322360964654706688

    • SanJac says:

      It’s going so slowly because now there’s proof that Christopher Wray and bagpipes have been involved in the same corruption as Hunter and sitting at the same table.

      It’s also why the documents and flash drive Tucker sent was intercepted by the Fan Belt Inspectors and he was warned.
      Listen to podcasts 47 and go back to podcast 25. Take some aspirin beforehand to control the massive pressure buildup though.

      https://truepundit.com/exclusive-fbi-dir-wray-profited-from-hunter-bidens-illegal-china-russia-kickback-deal-is-this-why-the-fbi-covered-up-hunters-laptop/

      • Judith says:

        It makes sense that the people who committed the treasonous crimes would appoint themselves as gatekeepers. It is these treasonous gatekeepers who ensure that nobody ever gets close and nothing ever changes.

        And for this they are obviously paid handsomely. But if I were them I would have thought twice about “hanging by nooses” for a few pieces of silver.

        • warrprin1 says:

          They really believed they had every single one of their bases covered, Judith. I’m sure many of them started down this road to perdition by making a bad choice at a fairly small fork in the road, then encountered further and more serious detours as they followed the path of their careers.

          They are ending their “public service” stories as professional criminals who have escaped indictment. Each has a load of cash stashed away, friends in high places to keep the secrets from surfacing, but nevertheless they live sweating out these final performances at their desks, “praying” to keep the evidence buried.

          We know, but more importantly, the omniscient Almighty God knows.

    • GB Bari says:

      Who is Brett Macdonald and why do we care about his opinions? I’m asking seriously because I don’t know of him.

  45. OffCourseNation says:

    My own view is that this planet is used as a penal colony, lunatic asylum and dumping ground by a superior civilization, to get rid of the undesirable and unfit. I can’t prove it, but you can’t disprove it either.
    – Christopher Hitchens

    If Hitchens were still alive today and heard Joe Biden, he would say, “I rest my case”.

    • PaulCohen says:

      haaa we cross posted, interesting clip! As I say below I don’t think it is new, it has a flavor that is pre-impeachment and pre-nomination, when a few in MSM might still have been willing to block Biden…. but of course it went nowhere.

  46. PaulCohen says:

    We need to know more about this ABC clip but I don’t think it is new — I sense that it is from a couple of years ago, when MSM would still have been willing to consider blocking Biden’s path to the nomination in favor of other Dem. candidates. If it is indeed older it does show that MSM “knew” all along that serious issues needed to be investigated about the Bidens, but of course this was not done.

    https://twitter.com/JackPosobiec/status/1322376502403604480

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