Mission Accomplished – Chaos in Iowa Caucuses Helps and Hurts All The Right Candidates…

From the DNC Club’s perspective there were three strategic needs surrounding the Iowa caucuses:  (1) Hide the collapse of Joe Biden; (2) Diminish the win by Bernie Sanders; and (3) cover-up a less than enthusiastic voter turnout.  Given the nature of very public primary races, this three-pronged challenge seemed almost impossible.

Almost.

If everything just seemed to collapse, go wrong, and become a mess; and if the end of the night outcomes could be delayed and undetermined; well, in that scenario the objective would be considered ‘mission accomplished‘ on all three points.

That exact scenario just coincidentally happened.

Despite the media proclaiming Biden was leading the field for the past six months during the impeachment narrative, Joe Biden likely came in fourth or fifth.  He may not have gained any delegates in Iowa.   No-one will pay attention to that now… and few will question how the “media polling” could have gotten it so wrong.   [Tip: they lie]

Simultaneously, Bernie Sanders didn’t stand on stage, declare victory, and receive the praise earned in 2020 that was robbed from him in 2016.  No results means no grand victory and momentum.  Oh, it’ll probably be declared sometime today that Bernie Sanders won, but, meh, doesn’t deliver the same electoral value.  [DNC Club smiling here]

Turnout?  The media have been hyping the Democrats chomping at the bit, drowning in buckets of enthusiastic voters who can’t wait to defeat the orange-man.   This media narrative has been hyped dramatically for well over a year… building…. building…. to the exact moment last night when such incredible turnout would have been visible.  [It wasn’t]

Instead all the candidates claimed victory with Pete Buttigieg unashamedly standing atop the tallest podium and decrying his campaign won the state of Iowa and he was heading to New Hampshire the most victorious of them all. ….as if, well, as if that was pre-planned.

Sad trombone.

CTH isn’t going to get into the weeds of the failed reporting App that supposedly was behind the Iowa crisis, or the “shadow” tech company that was behind the App and directly connected to the Clinton DNC apparatus; which also just happens to have a connection to Buttigieg.   That part doesn’t matter now; done is done.  How the Club did it is less important than everyone understanding what took place wasn’t an organic accident.

Factually this ‘conspiracy theory‘ stuff is so predictable now, even the most die-hard ostriches don’t try to defend it any longer.  However, the hubris behind it is rather remarkable.

Joe Biden’s campaign is organized Astroturf, but he needs to keep up appearances.  Warren and Buttigieg are inauthentic posers, but they need to hang around to pick up Biden’s supporters and keep Bernie in check.  Meanwhile the DNC boardroom will do whatever is needed to try and forestall Sanders, and defend against a hostile takeover.

It’s going to get uglier.

Bernie supporters are eyes-wide-open.  The DNC is playing with unstable explosives now.

How ugly it will get is already visible by the extents the Club is willing to go to control the outcomes.   As bad as the Iowa program was/is…. well, it is still only a precursor to how far the Club is willing to go….

…I’m afraid we can’t let you do that Bernie”…

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665 Responses to Mission Accomplished – Chaos in Iowa Caucuses Helps and Hurts All The Right Candidates…

  1. Don McAro says:

    A woman with extremely large ankles was spotted in an Iowa cornfield yesterday.
    She had a double vodka on the rocks in her hand

    Liked by 6 people

    • fred5678 says:

      Hmmm. Was she wearing a designer rug or fashionable potato sack?

      Liked by 5 people

    • stripmallgrackle says:

      She hits a bar in Manhattan
      Her hair tangled and gray
      She orders Tanqueray on ice
      And adds, “Well, could you make it today?”
      A soft voice from the TV mentions the dossier
      The bartender brings another drink
      And she can hear him say

      They still think you’re swell in California
      I hear they toast your name
      With lightly chilled Champagne
      You’d be the Belle of the Ball if you moved to California
      They’d throw a big parade
      Your star would never fade

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  2. Margaret Berger says:

    And the shower wore it better

    Liked by 2 people

  3. sundance says:

    I can’t believe they didn’t cut him off. This is exactly correct.

    Liked by 7 people

  4. There is a more perfect time tested and proven reliable app for counting called arithmetic

    Liked by 5 people

  5. wtd says:

    All is well in Iowa, Lois Lerner will now be in charge of certifying the votes!
    ===>”Let me know if Lois need some help. I know a thing or two about counting ballots….”

    Liked by 4 people

    • William Warburg says:

      Apparently, the DNC has now taken over the handling of the results. They can now control the release of whichever zones best suit their narrative but they wouldn’t cheat would they? They just don’t want Bernie finishing on top and Biden in fifth or worse. Suspicious the minute they wouldn’t let Homeland Security test their equipment. Best news was that voter turnout was 70k lower than for Obama (thats 70k off 240k). Young people want Bernie because he promises to wipe out their student loans and now wants to give them marijuana – nationwide – not to mention ending fracking and coal immediately. I can’t believe a genuine communist was running for office. Only thought that was possible in Canada with Trudope. Just sayin. Looking forward to SOTU speech tonite. Should start by reminding Nancy “I’m still your president”.

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  6. nimrodman says:

    Democrats In Chaos After Being Forced To Do Math For First Time
    https://babylonbee.com/news/democrats-in-chaos-after-primaries-require-basic-math

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  7. Here’s my screen on Boinie Sandals, composed several months ago and only tweaked slightly since, and right on point, IMHO….
    ———-

    Sanders was an obscure congressional laughingstock for DECADES – even among lefty democrats – until Barack Hussein Alinsky and his social media “organizing” (agitation) squads came along and astroturfed a bunch of young, economic illiterates into the Occupy Wall St. mob using textbook Marxist class warfare tactics giving Breadline Bernie his opening.

    This great split in the democrat party is the direct result of the “National Transformation” Mr. Hope & Change tried to foist on our country, but fortunately, America at large rejected that offer and Barry only got as far as duping & destroying his own party.

    The unelectable Moonbats running tor the democrat nomination and the ‘moderate’ Joe Biden – another laughingstock – are all gifts from the democrat’s erstwhile progressive messiah of color.

    Nice work Barry!

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  8. plumnelly1 says:

    What was really going on last night

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  9. decisiontime16 says:

    Must have been bad for Biden…

    CNN’s John King reports that the Biden campaign may seek a court injunction to halt this afternoon’s release of the Iowa Caucus results.
    Before the Iowa results are released, Biden’s campaign is questioning the integrity of the results. pic.twitter.com/nkr83ZE5fD
    — Steve Guest (@SteveGuest) February 4, 2020

    https://www.citizenfreepress.com/breaking/developing-biden-may-seek-court-injunction-to-halt-release-of-iowa-results/

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    • Ogre says:

      The Internet is rife with swirling rumors. Biden seeking a court injunction to halt the release of the results? He may be running into Sanders’ own lawyers…

      More on the fiasco/dumpster fire, is that Bernie sent his lawyers to the DNC. That twitter feed is here:

      https://mobile.twitter.com/Salem4Congress/status/1224732296626016256

      If true, an injunction on Biden’s behalf may actually backfire tremendously.

      Even the normally Left RealClearPolitics is rife with comments on several articles about how this is reflecting very, very badly on the Democrats.

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  10. Anon says:

    Poorly tested and widely implemented – this is essentially liberalism in a nutshell.

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  11. A partial release of caucus results is the same as a selective release of caucus results. Not even Michael Obama can save the Democrats now.

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  12. jx says:

    They promised results would be announced at 4 PM CST. Presser just concluded, “working on getting results”.

    Colossal failure.

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  13. Sammy Hains says:

    Notice how the media is blaming “Iowa” instead of Democrats?
    Iowa didn’t make the app. Iowa didn’t decide to contract with Robby Mook and some half-baked untested budget app lasted together a week ago by some fly-by-night Democrat community organizer company called “Shadow Inc.” Iowa didn’t do that.

    Democrats did.

    Meanwhile, things went off without a hitch for President Trump and Republicans in IOWA.

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  14. FPCHmom says:

    Like

  15. Ken says:

    Breathe! Joe Breathe!

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  16. jnr2d2 says:

    Shadow company full of radical, extremist Hillary people! What could go wrong! I am surprised it wasn’t Crowd Strike”
    SO, what’s best for Cankles? Need, first, to depress Bernie and Biden in Iowa, and ellevate a “nobody” (Buttigieg) so that NH becomes a hot mess, but eliminates most of the also-rans in both competitions by Nevada (Yang, Tulsi, etc). Then, Nevada elevates the two Billionaires, Bloomberg and Styer, pushing Biden down from his current poll leadership, leveling field with Bernie and Warren (as she comes in second in NH, Butti 3rd and Biden 4th again (He’ll try to hold on till SC)). SC could save Biden till Super Tues, and if it does, then Super Tues will not be a runaway for Bloomberg. If Biden does bad in SC then he’ll be forced out by the establishment for sure. Butti will fail in Nevada (Hispanics and Black macho culture is not supportive of Gays) and SC, and drop out after Nevada or SC. If Styer isn’t forced out by the establishment, then Super Tues is him, Bloomberg, Sanders, and maybe Warren. If Warren falters in Nevada, she’ll tank in SC and be out, In that case Bernie will be stronger going into Super Tues — with Bloomberg splitting the establishment and “moderates,” this is good for Bernie. After this, it is difficult to say how it goes. But at a brokered Convention, Obama will try to elevate Patrick, while the Hillary-bots try to elevate her. While the Bernie supporters riot outside!!!
    Regardless of the out come , or who becomes VP, 1/3 of the Party will be pissed, many will withhold their vote, others vote for Trump for revenge, and some will go Green Party.
    BOTTOM LINE: who gets them the “least” wipeout!!!!! (See Kerry comments in Iowa)

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  17. trumpetter says:

    Knowing what the DNC did in 2016, why didn’t Bernie break from them and run independently? Why trust them again? Maybe the payoffs are jist too good to pass up.

    They all deserve each other!

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  18. Texian says:

    The DNC-RNC club.. Uniparty..

    They stole Bernie’s momentum.. Again..

    The Bernies.. a novel weaponized group cultivated by the Uniparty club themselves..

    They are revolutionists.. and they are genuine.. how far will the Uniparty club go to stop them..

    And though we Deplorables may eventually face them on the ideological battlefield..

    They are currently an unconventional ally..

    Because the ballot box is corrupted.. both of them..

    Bernies.. Look to history.. to see what to do in times like these..

    Bern it all down..

    This one’s your battlefield.. so I’ll just be watching from the sidelines.. in neutral..

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