Speaker Pelosi Rolls Out Plan-D: “Bribery”…

Plan-A  “collusion” didn’t work, because it never happened; no Americans colluded or conspired with Russia.

Plan-B “obstruction” didn’t work, because it never happened; the FBI and Robert Mueller completed their investigations without impediment.

Plan-C “whistleblower” doesn’t work, because the hearsay claims never happened.  The request to investigate corruption and potential Ukraine interference with the 2016 U.S. election was actually requested by many U.S. officials prior to President Trump.

Today Speaker Poli-Grip Pelosi moves to Plan-D, “bribery”.  See if you can make heads-or-tails of this logic:

 

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ps. Please don’t point out to Pelosi (or Lawfare) that “bribery” as defined under the constitution for impeachment speaks to the President receiving cash or value to take an action for the benefit of a foreign power.  [Pelosi has the entire thing reversed]

If paying for, or threatening to withhold payment of, taxpayer money to a foreign power in order to change their behavior was considered “bribery”; then the entire foreign policy of the United States for the past century was built on bribes.

Think about it….

What was the Obama delivered pallets of cash to Iran for?  An obvious bribe.  Why do we send money to any country?  Why do we give money to NATO or the U.N?  To get them to do something we want… and that, according to Pelosi, is a bribe.

D’oh

She’s a dingbat.

Please let them push this plan-D.  This is too darned funny

 

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255 Responses to Speaker Pelosi Rolls Out Plan-D: “Bribery”…

  1. TwoLaine says:

    Do I hear her teeth clicking?

    There is a phrase in a famous song that applies to Nitwit Nancy, “Any way the wind blows doesn’t really matter to me”.

    She will blow whatever way you tell her to blow, it doesn’t really matter. Just like facts don’t matter.

    https://genius.com/Queen-bohemian-rhapsody-lyrics

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    • Phil Bacon says:

      And consider, how does this work when the bribee isn’t aware they are being bribed by a briber? Was Zelenskyy supposed to use mental telepathy?

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      • TwoLaine says:

        Zelenskyy Who? We don’t need no stinkin’ Zelenskyy.

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      • fhb says:

        to sundance and all americans….all our taxes collected and used as foreign aid has been stolen at every point in the path….by the bidens kerrys clintons; and the thousands of crooks currently along with and before them ; they’re just to recent ones…ever since we fought and defeated the muslims at the countrys beginning that tribute they wanted was lawyerly turned into “foreign aid” that’s why trying to oust and destroy 45 is so important….he never “wet his beak” to make his money and this corruption is how all have been making theirs….a selected few are granted access [zero] for the continuance of same theft.

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  2. Jim Raclawski says:

    how would you feel if you saw your Gramm out wandering the streets …. confused… seemingly utterly dazed and scrambled?? why won’t her loved ones get her into a full time managed care facility?? she’s gonna go stumbling into oncoming traffic and become a tragic news item on the 9 o’clock nightly round-up…..
    as for her babbling & unconscious jibber-jabber…. I hear a lot of the same krap from the old coot next door ….

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  3. Ironclaw says:

    There’s something seriously wrong with the old corrupt communist. I mean, thuffering thuckotath Thylvethter … Geesh communists are stupid…

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  4. The Third Man says:

    Meanwhile, her district is knee deep in poop.
    Over the years I enjoyed walking the entire city of San Francisco, from the Embarcadero to Ocean Beach, Nob Hill, Russian Hill, Telegraph Hill, Golden Gate Park, Lombard St.., up and down, East, West, North, South.
    SF was a jewel of The (former) Golden State, my birth state, my home state.
    I lived in and did business in Silicon Valley, earned a Doctorate at Stanford.
    Now, it’s all hobo jungles, feces, drug needles, garbage, crapola, stinkola, vermin…
    It breaks my heart. I mean it.
    All due to Piglosi, Feinstein, Newsom, Brown, Boxer, Harris and others.
    I would love to see them all subjected to Middle Ages torture such as Mel Gibson suffered , so graphically depicted, at the end of “Braveheart”. That was a real thing thousands of times over.
    Scaphism may even be more appropriate.
    Maybe there should be a poll to decide the best fate as chosen from the most brutal methods in history.

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    • RJ says:

      Hold on Third Man…that is brutal, what you want for those politicians. I would suggest something much more sweet.

      Have them live on the streets of San Francisco or Oakland, hell even Portland or Seatle would work. Imagine those people you mentioned, after having spent more than 4 weeks living the life on those streets: They would be drinking to excess and using drugs to excess just to escape the reality of their evilness and stupidity, peeing on the sidewalks, mumbling to themselves, wearing clothes that reeked of sweat and scum.

      It would be worse than the Black Plague of Europe for them. As Mom said many years ago: “You made your bed, now lie in it!”

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  5. TwoLaine says:

    Wasn’t the money required by Congress to be given to Ukraine? If so, then Congress is the briber.

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    • Boknows says:

      I mean I bought groceries this evening.

      The cashier actually wanted money and to identify each item on a scanner to show me the ransom on the screen. With each item, the ransom got higher and higher!

      Can you imagine my horror?

      And get this, they wanted the money right then and there.

      Aldi’s broke me. Those nasty ransomers.

      Impeach Aldi’s!

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      • TwoLaine says:

        Call Nitwit Nancy tomorrow & make sure you let her know you are a Whistleblower and you have new evidence of bribery. Someone’s goin’ down!

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        • Boknows says:

          Twolane,

          There was the brother of a person in India who was on the phone with the person who was behind me.

          The brother lives alone and told his dog the story.

          The dog is actually going to call Speaker Pelosi’s office, and hold a press conference.

          The dog whistle blower is going to bring ransomer Aldi’s to its knees.

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  6. Joemama says:

    Jeeze … I guess I should come clean. My employer has been bribing me for about 30 years.

    I will cease doing any meaningful work for that money starting tomorrow. They can’t bribe me anymore!

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  7. bkrg2 says:

    The only thing sadder than this treasonous witch are the idiots that keep electing her

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  8. Rynn69 says:

    It is apropos that Ms. Pelosi has a sanitation problem in her district since she is full of BS herself.

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  9. John-Y128 says:

    “This is too darned funny”, funny how? One might think, the USA would be above this partisan charade, amazing the GOP can do nothing to end this, all because we lost the House. What’s the GOP strategy to winning back control of the House, while holding on to the Senate and W.H.

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  10. Daniel says:

    Pelosi is off her meds… she sounds like AOC now.

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  11. namberak says:

    It ought at least to be fun watching dems explain how one bribes a billionaire … and with what.

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  12. It’s 7:47 am. Friday.
    I need a drink.

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  13. Nolte at Breitbart has an article up today that claims the dems used secret focus groups “The shift came after the Democratic Congressional Campaign Committee conducted focus groups in key House battlegrounds in recent weeks, testing messages related to impeachment. Among the questions put to participants was whether “quid pro quo,” “extortion” or “bribery” was a more compelling description of Trump’s conduct. According to two people familiar with the results, which circulated among Democrats this week, the focus groups found “bribery” to be most damning. The people spoke on the condition of anonymity because the results have not been made public.” this item buried in a 30 paragraph article from WaPo

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    • Austin Holdout says:

      Focus groups…on our nickel. The media and politicians were like the North Korean army saying “Bribery” in unison all day. Obviously they don’t have to turn to page 30 for hidden articles to get their marching orders.

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  14. 2Alpha says:

    Wake me up when she gets to Plan R. (Dr Strangelove)

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