President Trump is the funniest politician ever; it’s not even close. During his Green Bay, Wisconsin, rally President Trump tells the hilarious story of how his team coordinated the “garbage” worker plan. Five minutes of absolutely comedic standup.
No matter what they throw at him, the happy warrior President Trump is living his very best life. The way he tells the story is so Trumpy. You just gotta love this guy. Don’t miss this. WATCH:
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“It actually makes you look thinner. Hmmm, I said “oh?“”…
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He is so good at relating to his audience without seeming like he’s pandering.
Remember 5 more days, everyone who has the privilege of expecting President Trump along the campaign trail – Be sweeping the venue locations yourselves, be part of the security team.
Also his neighbors, keep surveillance on his residences and take appropriate action against any suspicious activity.
Do everything to keep this man safe!
That’s because he genuinely enjoys his supporters. He can’t hide such strong authenticity. He’s not faking it. Most politicians fake it. He’s not a politician.
Also because he never panders. Doesn’t have to – he has talent and ability to get things done instead.
Lulu – That’s because he is genuine. It’s so obvious that he loves what he’s doing – and loves speaking directly to the people. Not to mention – he’s got an awesome sense of comedic timing – including the facial expressions. I saw this live and simply had to watch it again.
I always envision President Trump as the ultimate ringmaster in a circus. Coordinating lion tamers, dancing bears, plate spinners, elephants, and acrobats with ease. He really is a great showman.
President Trump’s stage presence has changed markedly since the July 13th assassination attempt. He appears looser, still razor sharp, but more mellow. Not quite as rigid. Our side & our guy actually have the vibes the lefties desire.
I would love to hear a fireside chat between President Trump & P. T. Barnum.
He never really panders. They have said his history as a boss was having an open door policy for anyone to come and talk to him. I truly think he is a man of the people and understands us very well.
Seeming like? He does NOT pander at all!
People enjoy doing things for people they love. That is Trump’s secret to being such an effortlessly happy warrior.
But people must lie when they try to scam people they want to victimize. That’s why the Dems are always tripping over themselves in their awkwardness.
“… and the step was way up here and I said shit, couldn’t they have bought a smaller truck.”
Real person not a long neck geek.
Hilarious!
I wondered if I heard that right🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 “shit”!!!!!
Sheeeeeeeeet!
That first step is a killer. I am Trump’s age, and that first step on my tractor is too much for me, so no more tractor for me. Anyway, sitting on a tractor at my age on unlevel ground does not feel right anymore. Trump’s activity at his age is amazing.
From Hitler to garbage man in one short news cycle. Awesome!
“From Hitler to garbage man to stand-up comic….”
I think PDJT has found his next career after his presidency is up.
ORANGE MAN HAS FINALLY ARRIVED!
Here’s the same video that Sundance showed, except it’s from TruthSocial and shows Trump getting up in the truck in a split screen:
https://1a-1791.com/video/s8/2/T/I/M/g/TIMgu.caa.mp4?b=1&u=ummtf
I would like to see Joey or Heels Up try to get in that truck.
Joe could never resist telling his old lie about how he used to drive an 18-wheeler.
Kamala would wander off on some bizarre tangent about yellow school busses and green energy.
An American Classic, one of a kind.
You can’t be genuinely funny unless you are a genuine person.
KamaLol simply can’t compete.
Being funny requires intelligence. That is Kamala’s insurmountable obstacle.
Your real President is authentic to his core and the man is genius.
Politics will be back to plastic people with “ fluid morals, and jellyfish like spines after 2028.
Cheers to all!
I don’t know, but if this 4 years works out, Vance as President and Tulsi as his VP would be awesome.
🤞 That would be terrific!
Let’s see how they do first. Campaigning is one thing, getting the job done is another.
Tulsi is a WEF graduate. Remember that.
God bless him. He cracks me up. Such an American and absolutely loves us all….🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸
And President Trump deserves all the love that goes right back at him. 🙂 He had me at the batman comment to the kid in the helicopter… “Yes, I am Batman!”
And haven’t we all been kids marveling at the wonders of garbage trucks? They are amazing contraptions
He’s the genuine article.
As the Brits would say, he can take the mickey out of himself.
Only a man comfortable with and at peace with himself could do what he did tonight.
“I am one of you” he was saying.
And oh how we love him for it 💕
O=M=G …….
Betsy Jones, you’ve outdone yourself with that meme!
Just W@W!!!!!!!!!
🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣
🏴🏴🏴👍
Brilliant! Thank you Betsy.
I wish my Dad and his twin brother were still here to see this. Along with being massive Patriots, they were both really funny (when they felt like it). Their ways, the admirable ones, are the reason I am a Trumpmerican.
I wish my parents were here.
They both died in 1991, and they were both huge fans of Donald Trump — long before he entered the world of politics.
I think if they were still alive they’d be President Trump’s biggest fans.
You didn’t fall far from the tree, dear brother. They’d be so proud of you 🇺🇸
🤣🤣🤣
Journalist Mark Halperin on Tucker says “Kamala doesn’t take risks and won’t dump old ideas”.
Trump flight in to Green Bay was told garbage truck and safety vest troll was planned: “Ok Let’s do it.”
Trump hits home run shutting down Kamala offense & running up the score against her..
He’s a NYer. Born and bred. Self-deprecating humor is something we specialize in Growing up there.
New Yorkers also have a great facility for getting along with all social classes, all nationalities, all ethnicities and races.
It’s New York City!
So totally true.!!!
T2020: Ain’t dat de troof.
LOVE, LOVE, LOVE HIM!!
My God, the whole world needs Trump in the White House.
Thank you so much, Sundance.
He truly is hysterical.
Instant Classic…
And the man we’ve come to know since 2015. It’s ridiculous that libs can’t see past their derangement syndrome far enough to realize it for themselves.
Yes!!!
I love him! I truly love DJT.
Voted for Trump for the 3rd time today, and my daughter cast her first ever vote (she just turned 18), also for President Trump.
Maybe you would want to rephrase that. For instance, “Today I voted for Trump for the 3rd time in 8 years…”
🤣 I knew what she meant, but yeah.
Too funny!!! I love it when he tells stories.
The kooks on the left live in a perpetually sour, hopeless, bitter, vindictive world and like true commies want to foist it upon all.
God bless President Trump;
Look how happy and hopefull he makes people.
He’s a people person.
He genuinely likes good people.
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(…. I just luv some of those sidelong glances he made at You’d Be In Jail Hillary, who was a very very very BAD person)
I’ve been wondering what Copy Cat Kamalahaha will do in response…..
Any ideas?
Stand next to Rubbermaid garbage can and claim she just loves garbage,? 🗑️🚮
She’s never had a single idea in her life. She’s so completely outclassed in this election, she should be embarrassed, and I think she is. She couldn’t find a way to respond to this in 10 lifetimes.
I guarantee it won’t involve anything as plebeian as collecting garbage or any other kind of trade. Or even spending 5 seconds working at Mc D’s
They Are Scrubbing the Internet Right Now ⋆ Brownstone Institute:
“As of this writing, we have no way to verify content that has been posted for three weeks of October leading to the days of the most contentious and consequential election of our lifetimes. Crucially, this is not about partisanship or ideological discrimination. No websites on the Internet are being archived in ways that are available to users. In effect, the whole memory of our main information system is just a big black hole right now.
The trouble on Archive.org began on October 8, 2024, when the service was suddenly hit with a massive Denial of Service attack (DDOS) that not only took down the service but introduced a level of failure that nearly took it out completely. Working around the clock, Archive.org came back as a read-only service where it stands today. However, you can only read content that was posted before the attack. The service has yet to resume any public display of mirroring of any sites on the Internet.
In other words, the only source on the entire World Wide Web that mirrors content in real time has been disabled. For the first time since the invention of the web browser itself, researchers have been robbed of the ability to compare past with future content, an action that is a staple of researchers looking into government and corporate actions.
It was using this service, for example, that enabled Brownstone researchers to discover precisely what the CDC had said about Plexiglas, filtration systems, mail-in ballots, and rental moratoriums. That content was all later scrubbed off the live Internet, so accessing archive copies was the only way we could know and verify what was true. It was the same with the World Health Organization and its disparagement of natural immunity which was later changed. We were able to document the shifting definitions thanks only to this tool which is now disabled.
What this means is the following: Any website can post anything today and take it down tomorrow and leave no record of what they posted unless some user somewhere happened to take a screenshot. Even then there is no way to verify its authenticity. The standard approach to know who said what and when is now gone. That is to say that the whole Internet is already being censored in real time so that during these crucial weeks, when vast swaths of the public fully expect foul play, anyone in the information industry can get away with anything and not get caught.
We know what you are thinking. Surely this DDOS attack was not a coincidence. The time was just too perfect. …
As of this writing, fully three weeks of web content have not been archived. What we are missing and what has changed is anyone’s guess. And we have no idea when the service will come back. It is entirely possible that it will not come back, that the only real history to which we can take recourse will be pre-October 8, 2024, the date on which everything changed.
The Internet was founded to be free and democratic. It will require herculean efforts at this point to restore that vision, because something else is quickly replacing it.” …….
This is the real, actual memory hole, 40 years later than Orwell predicted it.
Calling on Musk to create a new internet archive sounds like a good idea.
To illustrate—I have been trying to find a research article from 2014…out of Purdue… it’s vanished from google & brave.
Do you know if/where it was publlished?
All kinds of stuff has been morphing into what has become a great sinkhole, while we serfs have been kept busy wasting millions of dollars’ worth of our time/life struff on ADL’s that should take little time and be transparently easy. Not sure why the rush to robots when they’re turning us into them without any cost for materials.
Did you happen to catch the announcement a while back from the once highly regarded science publisher, Wiley Interscience, issuing retractions for an astounding 11,000 articles?
I have experienced several frighteningly escalating disruptions of cell phone “service,” which at best has never been what I consider acceptable for an essential utility, around that time.
The most concerning one was dialing the (stored) number to the management office where I live and being astonished to have reached a robo message from he!!, from which there was seemingly no escape without first providing my full ss number, and then quickly switched gears to demanding access to my full credit report when I attempted to ignore and bypass the robo and reach a live operator.
I eventually reached the management office, where I was assured they had not installed an automated answering service and never would. It was hard not to speculate that this could have been a trial run for future election interference as we approach ground zero.
Restarting my phone every morning before using it seems to have helped.
An earlier loss of service –where my voce mail suddenly switched to Spanish–cost me 4 straight mother-loving hours of hanging on the line as technical help people tried to drill down to the source. When the 4th person finally knew where to reach my settings, everything was set to English, and it took her the lion’s share of all that time for her to correct it.
I believe somewhere out there a person or persons exist who have been doing the exact same thing, but without public knowledge. Everything is saved somewhere. People are smart.
I respect and revere our hilarious and true President, Donald John Trump.
The new version of the French Yellow Vest! That pic is the first thing I thought of.
Admin, can I change to DeplorableGarbageIn TX?
People do, nothing to it, you can just do it, but recognize that the system will see you as a new commenter and moderate you the first time or two.
Now this is funny….
Seeing all the new CTH names all the time, again and again, ….. I thought I’d identified a number of BOTS and was seriously impressed how far the development of bots had become….. and that new ones that sounded similar to other Treepers were created by the same geek.
One can have any name they want and they can change it anytime they want. OKAY.
😂 😂 😂 🤣 🤣
Yes, but sockpuppetry is frowned upon, so one identity at a time, please!
Yes, recognizing voices and mannerisms is a necessary skill for those intent on knowing their interlocutors.
Boys or trolls?
I’m on my third name to maintain my anonymity because I have gotten others to visit here and many of them become contributors. It is pretty easy, and Maquis is correct, it will see you as a new user the first few times.
Nancy Pelosi is saying to herself that Trump is a bad ass. She hates Kamala worse than Trump maybe.
Biden hates Nancy.
Love it
I heard someone from the back of the garbage truck yell what sounded like, moan back.
A signal to back the truck up.😏
Lets help him take out the trash!
Our college-age son didn’t think to request a mail-order ballot a month ago, and is planning to make the 5-hour trip each way to vote in person on Tuesday. He said, “it’s important for me to participate in the process.”
Never celebrated Halloween being from Asia and too old after moving to America. This is gonna be my first Halloween costume going to the grocery!
Hitler is pretty funny
Wear a vest to vote if you haven’t voter already. It’s Trump ad without electioneering. Take pictures of all of you in line.
stellar, Brant
Great idea!!!
upshot:
If Trump voters start wearing orange vests while waiting in voting lines, we’re gonna start seeing it on TV news coverage of the polling places
They won’t be able to avoid it unless they don’t show ANY voting-line footage
We’ve got 6 delicious days of watching that spectacle, oh thank you Jesus !
Most excellent! Around here you can get them at Tractor Supply and the dime store Roses. I am sure there are other places, but it is where I have seen them. Vote and then pass it on to someone else, pay it forward.
Back when the French were wearing them a guy down the road put one on his mailbox in solidarity. I doubt many driving by knew what it meant, but I appreciated it.
I am not on X, but if you are, and others here send the idea to Elon. Fastest way to get the idea out there, millions will see it in seconds. A Meme’er needs to do an image right quick.
I read yesterday — may have been here, may have been at patriots.win — that Trump voters are wearing garbage bags while in line to vote.
As joe biden says, true story!!!
I never keep my “I voted” stickers. I voted 10/15 first day to early vote in Georgia. I wrote on my sticker the date and who I voted for. Magnet on fridge. I won’t be throwing that one away.
with the McDonalds riff and now this trashman-vest coup de grace, I’m getting the feeling the Trump organization has brought on staff several of the best writers from Babylon Bee
of which here’s their latest
Trump Scores Coveted Endorsement From Hefty
Ok, so you can’t find a yellow or orange vest to vote in, put on a garbage bag, or hang it from your back pocket.
The Trump Organization in 2016 consisted of about 25 people, that is it. 25 people put together an election and won it against The Beast. I don’t know how many this time around, but it isn’t a massive organization. God bless them.
Who needs a comedy club? Not us! We have Trump!
BREAKING:
Biden-Harris White House may have violated the law by altering President Biden’s “garbage” remarks in official transcript. House Republican Conference Chairwoman Elise Stefanik and Oversight Chairman James Comer are raising concerns the Biden-Harris White House may have violated the Presidential Records Act by revising President Biden’s remarks, in which he referred to President Trump’s supporters as “garbage.”
In a letter to White House Counsel Edward Siskel, the lawmakers demand that the White House retain and preserve all documents and internal communications related to President Biden’s statement and the release of the inaccurate transcript. They also call on the White House to issue a corrected transcript containing the accurate wording.
https://nitter.poast.org/GOPoversight/status/1851727058251948288#m
Great info. Thanks!
RLOL. Trump had me at “Sh*t!!”, as he tried to figure out how to get up on that first, tall step. I’m sorry, but 99 out of 100 American men would have about the same reaction, even if their .. ah… lexicon were a bit different.
I’m voting for him a couple more times, just ’cause of that! 🙃😁🤣🤣🤣
REMEMBERING –
How H I G H the FIRST STEP In the SIDE Of The FUSELAGE on a HH-3F WAS…
i DO NOT Think i COULD MAKE the CLIMB At 66 Yrs Old Anymore – ( Maybe ONCE, maybe )
The FARM Equipment NOW – i Get a ” Run at it ” AND DON’T DARE MISS the GRAB HANDLE !!!! –
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I have bad knees. I never could have made it up that first step.
Making America Laugh Again
Make American have hope again.
Hilarious! His delivery, the story, the all-too recognizable “it makes you look thinner….” I had to watch it twice and am still laughing.
What a HOOT!! 🙂
“Garbage” YouTube makes you sign in to watch it.
Gotta keep the views from going viral
Trump’s rally speeches are truly masterful at this point. A joy to watch.
I am very happy that the real Donald John Trump is shining through this time around.
After all, he has always been a very funny, caring, strong, generous, fearless individual who was gifted with the ability to dream and live big.
There is more substance in Donald’s little finger than all of this last regime and those prior to his than we can even imagine.
But I do believe, history will prove it.
Ha, & they cut the one scene from “Home Alone 2”-the lobby where Kevin asks Trump for directions.
It’s true, true story. Gotta LOVE Trump. And pretty darn amazing how quickly his team pulled it together.
Winning.
“It makes you looks slimmer, Sir.”
Sublime.
Trump is the best.
The reason why real Americans love him…
Trump is real.👏❤️👏❤️
I love how he so matter-of-factly points at the State Media arms and calls them fake news. To their faces. At every event.
cross posted at https://freedomaustralia.freeforums.net/thread/6209/president-trump-hilarious-explanation-garbage
Oh my Goodness!
Priceless! epic!
And hilarious 😂🤣🤣🤣🤣
Only our President Trump could
succeed so well with such an Epic
troll!!