During his opening segment tonight, Tucker Carlson bid an epic farewell to Illinois Republican Adam Kinzinger. This is really, really funny.
I will obey grandmas rule for this one, saying only that Will Rogers never met Adam Kinzinger. WATCH:
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Note the exit music at the end 😉
Needs background music… R.E.M "Everybody Hurts"
type thing… https://t.co/0AhcMY3EBP— TheLastRefuge (@TheLastRefuge2) December 15, 2022
Fare thee well, Adam Kinzinger
‘Everybody Hurts’
Here for you Sundance❤️ @TheLastRefuge2 pic.twitter.com/sRDphyCdLW
— Blair (@skifflegirl) December 16, 2022
Does he get a portrait like Nancy?
Perish the thought.
Heh
Yes, but the pain ran, so back to the drawing board!
And a ceremony for the cameras with a weepy Chuck Schumer? Miss Misery
He gets a pension.
Maybe he’ll turn up with Paul Pelosi and a hammer one night…
Paul’s got a hammer for him.
Boehner is working on it.
How pathetic/ridiculous that cry baby Boehner shows up after, what, 5 years and starts crying AGAIN? Actor!
Now that his career in the House has come to a glorious end, will Kinzinger join what’s left of the Ukrainian army and seek glory shooting at Russians??
No, he will be the ambassador to Vietnam. Where his less than useful presence can be made to stand in the corner with a dunce cap.
We can always hope. But he’d still be collecting his salary.
Azerbaijan. Quieter. And at least I now know how to spell it.
Bet he joins CNN or MSNBC
Or Carvana, picture him when he is told that this is not the car for you!
Yep…mark it down!
Kinzinger will make the rounds on the talk shows.
There’s more money in arms trafficing.
Kinzinger has already been doing that.
I somehow think he lacks the – testicular fortitude, shall we say – for such an adventure.
I listened to his interview with MargaretHoover on Firing Line objectively, looking for some glimmer of hope, and heard him say some half-sensible things. I was initially encouraged, but the deeper Ms. Hoover dug, the shallower Mr. Kinzinger revealed himself to be. At the end I felt sorry for him. He can only think with half brain.
Kinzinger AGAIN begs the question: How do asshats like him get elected to Congress?
UniParty recruitment.
If the good people of his district have any cajones, they will run him out of town, straight into central and southern IL where they are suffering. Let them deal with him.
hear he,she,it gonna run for ms. America
No wonder John McStain could lead him around like a little female dog, much the way he did Miss Lindsay.
At least Miss Lindsay keeps his tears for the bathhouse.
Sorry Grandma…
Tears of joy, of course.
My “little female dog”
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Think of all of the politicians that came from the military.
Are they sending out their best?
I can not answer that question without getting into trouble.
Imho, the majority of those who wear their military service on their sleeve in order to win political office are not honorable nor deserving of the title of Veteran. I would not want to be relying on them in a firefight.
They do not honor their Oaths.
Aw c’mon. Just use polite words to convey an impolite thought. 😁
Dan Crenshaw? Nope!
John Murtha (D-OH)
PA. 12th District which is in the south – central part of the state centered around Johnstown and Altoona. Black Jack squatted in that seat for 36 years.
A few moons ago Tucker referred to him as “John McCain with an eyepatch”.
LOL! I think Sundance called him the one-eyed Liz Cheney, but I’m old and may be confused about it.
Well, that was delightfully brutal!
I’d love to know who wrote it.
He should go to Hollywood. There is a need for actors who can turn a quick tear. And he is just as much a commie as most of the actors so he will fit right in
Haha 3 minutes, Left eye, one tear. Just like Megain Markle!
I think it wrote itself.
haha!!!
There are several descriptors than can be assigned to him, with the vacuous mental projections that he so indifferently displays masked as empathy, so I will select IDIOT
chuckling
Very funny farewell and this Kinzinger will always be known now as “Weepy Guy”.
A much better moniker than even Beta Male to slap on these losers.
I was thinking how Pres Trump’s super hero digital trading cards sold out in less than 24 hours.
So many have mocked him for these cards but we will see.
PT always sets quite a contrast to the loser Weepy Men who whine their way through life and curl up into a ball and suck their thumb.
We do like strength in the adults in our lives, and we are all sick and tired of having these whiney people shoved at us as if they are the newest brightest things and we must all applaud.
Not going to do it and neither is Tucker C.
Well said, Chloe. Have an excellent weekend.
I decided it was better to raise money through Trading Chris than getting it from Sam Brinkman Fried.
Linkie please?
I wanna show my sibling who scoffed like some kind of RINO
Never mind, I couldn’t wait 🙂
Here is Forbes:
https://www.forbes.com/sites/carlieporterfield/2022/12/16/donald-trumps-digital-trading-cards-sold-out-in-one-day—netting-44-million/amp/
>>Very funny farewell and this Kinzinger will always be known now as “Weepy Guy”.
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Him and Swalwell could team up as Fartin’ and Cryin’ and take that show on the road.
We are now certain that he does not reek of *white male toxic masculinity* boo hoo – LOLOLOL!!
He wouldn’t know how to pronunce that, let alone spell it.
chuckling
Purrrrfect!! 😁
And Catturd made the bigtime!😂
Well done, Tucker.👏🏼👏🏼
PS: Glad he used your song suggestion, Sundance. You make the bigtime quite often.😉
Kuck Kinzinger is out like another week of Catturd’s litter.
That was a REALLY FUNNY Ukraine cartoon … a rightful kick in the nuts to all the weepy eyed Ukraine flag brigade who piss themselves as they moan about Putin … and how mean he is to the LGBTQqEI+2s …
Catturd rocks!
Yeah, but he has a sore spot for RdS, blocked Sundance for bringing the sunlight.
C’est la vie.
Darn. Don’t look a white cat in the mouth?
Well, like many convert from one religion to another, maybe Caturd will see the light.
https://www.youtube.com/results?search_query=Jake+and+Elwood+see+the+light
Conservatives should take whatever support we can find and coalition it. That strategy works time and time again for the Dems.
Oh, I haven’t excommunicated Catturd, I can deal with those that haven’t caught up yet.
And he would never cower in his litter box!
Col Vindman out of uniform
You mean the fat guy in uniform?
Col Vindman is really a skinny guy. He just has a fat head.
The really fat guy is Thoroughly Modern Milley.
Which one of those two … transitions … first? I’m leaning toward Kinginger or whatever
REM = rapid eye movement = dreaming
A similar song comes to mind, not to name names or anything …
… “Dreamer” by Supertramp:
“Dreamer, you know you are a dreamer
Well can you put your hands in your head, oh no!
I said dreamer, you’re nothing but a dreamer
Well can you put your hands in your head, oh no!
I said “Far out, what a day, a year, a life it is!”
You know, well you know you had it comin’ to you
Now there’s not a lot I can do
” Dreamer, you stupid little dreamer
So now you put your head in your hands, oh no!
Wow!”
I absolutely ADORE Roger Hodgson … and as all audiophiles know, Supertramp were fastidious in the studio demanding precise recording and mastering of their music. It sounds as good as anything ever recorded. And I’m an absolute sucker for a Wurlitzer electronic piano
Farrrrrrrrrr Out …
Crime Of The Century was their best imho. Breakfast In America is number two.
“Breakfast in America” was truly outstanding as an album. Some of those songs really struck home with me at a time when I badly needed something uplifting in my life.
Live in Paris is excellent!
Isn’t it!! We are so lucky to have so many high quality videos of the bands of our youth. The Supertramp Paris concert video is in the top 5 of my favorite concert videos. The boys at their absolute zenith of talent and performance.
I never cared for them however their recording production was perfect.
One of my early bands used to do Goodbye Stranger – always enjoyed playing that one…
We had good 4-part vocals so we didn’t murder it. 😆
Thanks for the memory – maybe one of my current groups can resurrect it.
Who sang the falsetto? 😳 Hodgson had such a high register and Davies would add a falsetto or two from the depths of his deeper voice. Steph-gray … in a rock band … breaking even MORE stereotypes of conservatives. Rock on sister.
Steph_gray, anything on Youtube or the like we could listen to?
‘Off to CNN as a commentator- where he’ll never be heard from again’.
😂 😂 😂
Could be radioactive Kinzinger, Sunny. Sooner or later those hard core feminists there might want a stronger, slightly less toxic male!
Illinois is a breeding ground for nuts and dolts.
True. However these nuts and dolts leave Illinois and spread the disease.
Not all us, Annie, not all of us.
Many stay in Chicago for the freebies…and well, those that don’t leave, be thankful, very very thankful they are contained.
Not always! Some of us are solid conservatives.
Reagan was born in Illinois.
Me too, but the R party in Illinois is neutured with really bad politicians.
That’s the game.
He Held!
HA!
I wonder if they’ll put his booster seat in Smithsonian Museum next to AOC ‘s dirty sneakers.
How far we have fallen!
Bob Dole is rolling over in his grave…
SMDH!!
Kinzinger knows the left hates him right?
Ssssshhhhh! You can’t tell him that!!! You don’t want him to cry again do you.
John Boehner’s protégé. What a team.
And now that he’s lost all utility for them? Persona non grata
He clearly attended the Boehner School of Acting.
Although it’s pretty sad when you have to keep referring to your lines on a piece of paper.
Big Fail!
And what if the paper gets tear-stained and the ink runs? What then?
Oh the horror.
ohhhhhhhh mommmaaaaa … goodbye Mx. Kinsinger or whatever …
Adam will now devote his declining years to seeking justice for himself and other victims of an elusive and cunning online cat.
Pallas cat will laugh at him, then ignore him as the loser he is.
You know what they say about those mean online cats. They inflict terror on anyone they target. Have you ever taken a good look at the CTH’s suspicious cat? I tell ya, I am seriously afraid of that one.
They are always plotting and scheming ways to take down their humans. 😀
Did Kuck Kinzinger lose his job because he is a truth teller or did his buddies the Demofascists gerrymander him ?
IL lost a House seat after the census, so guess whose district was eliminated.
The Dems eliminated his district.
Useful idiot who obviously had reached the end of his usefulness.
Ya’ll be so mean… leave ms. kinzinger alone…
Excellent.
NO!
He/she/it failed many constituents with his fake patriotism.
Praying he goes the same way as McCain
“McStain”… ROFL
Among his other talents, Tucker is capable of being as funny as even the best comedians. But Sundance, did you really have to bring up “Everybody Hurts”? Now I’ll forever associate it with the slimy Kinzinger.
(Great song, with probably the most emotional part of any music video ever… with the old guy driving home after his wife’s funeral. 🙁 ) (EDIT: I just made the mistake of watching it again just now. My advice… DON’T! 🙁 )
Oh gee.
Way to make me want to watch.
(Advise me not to)
Lizard Cheney is nowhere to be seen offering her sub Kuck Kinzinger a shoulder to cry on.
Adam Kinzinger was a Republican rep in northern Illinois, which is quite rare, being so close to Chicago. Actually, he was RINO from day 1, but he did get elected and always chummed with the Dems. Up until just recently, the districting in the state of Illinois was controlled exclusively by 40 year veteran Speaker of The House Michael Madigan. Madigan had unbelievable power, authority and wealth by being a state Rep for all those years. So as people left Chicago and Illinois for greener pastures and leave the killing fields of Chicago in their rear-view mirror, Madigan redistricted Kinzinger’s district out of existence and needing to compete with very strong Dems. Yet this cuck Kinzinger decides to hate Trump and the GOP to salvage a career nursing Nancy. What a loser!
Awesome wrap-up Grandpa. I’m in far south St. Louis and follow all national politics but local even closer, just right over that Big Muddy your struggle with the Madison machine. You can bet whoever took over will be a little bit worse.
I’m your neighbor. 🙂
In my region of IL (SW Burbs of Chicago), we have no love for Madigan…and you know he trained “the heirs to his domain”, very well and learned from his mistakes.
Yes north, but west and outside the Chicago suburban area. Don Manzullo held the district before him and had a strong conservative record.
IL now suffers the mentality of deeply indoctrinated millennials.
If we could break the union hold, I truly believe things would change.
Will County, a Cook County mini me, is fully possessed by union flunkies…and don’t think for one minute, your ability to get a union job is not colored by your registered political party.
I have never understood how he pretended to not notice the state dem party did him in politically.
Yes indeed, what a loser.
And the last I read, a deal was in the making for Madigan. He got caught in bribes with Com Ed, the electric company for most of IL.
Kinzinger’s district included a lot of struggling drug infested towns, poor people and Veterans… that have no hope.
He turned his back on Veterans…they could not get past office gate keepers. In crime, they call two murders by one individual killer, a serial killer….so, I know of 2 constituents that he failed….
He is a fraud and fake, hid behind his own service…on his entry to politics, he had the best and most conservative network (then), endorse him and had him on several times….
That was beautiful.
Don’t forget Mike Pence is the one who encouraged him to run for Congress and his wife worked for Karen Pence.
Good golly! The Tucker segment had me in stitches and I bet it had wah-wah Adam in a fetal position and kicking and sniveling! I am smiling just thinking about it!
https://imgflip.com/i/74mqr5
Honestly, in his pursuit of a few easy laughs, Tucker was far too kind to Kinzinger.
Adam is living proof that strong times make weak men – and sh*t music.
And Adam got his start during a weak administration…and hard times in IL
the wannabe from Kankakee.
I remember when Kankakee was a one exit town off of an interstate…the tallest building was a hospital.
He was probably then still being ‘potty trained’
A Spartacus wannabe.
Best laughter I’ve had in a while.
What a great piece!
Kudos to Mr. Carlson.
How did those 2 staffers behind him manage to keep straight faces? Now that’s discipline!
MEOW indeed!
Bye, Kinzy! You have learned for yourself one of the enduring lessons of eternity: Mess with the bull, and you get the horns! As you disappear back into obscurity, know one thing for certain: you won’t be missed in the slightest. AMF.
Here’s the twit that set Kinz off.
That was an actual physical threat. I’d take him up on it
Nah…he has been in office since 2011 or so…he is now a soft “soy boy”…irregardless of being a Lt. Col.
Lt. Col of a flying gas station? Kind of like being head chef at McDonalds.
Here’s one fr/ August 2021
The FANNY PACK got me ROFL
Quote from Will Rogers:
“I don’t think you can make a lawyer honest by an act of legislature.
You’ve got to work on his conscience. And his lack of conscience is what
makes him a lawyer.”
Nothing says heartfelt like having to read your script.
He is like a FILTHY LIBERAL, only shorter.
I would never call him a narcissist or a short vile man, but some might. I wouldn’t call him a Marxist SOB either.
I learned that from the Great President Trump. Hopefully he can get some Testosterone therapy and maybe a glass of red wine and call his fellow girlfriends over for some ice cream and crying.
Amazing it took 12 years to get rid of the garbage at the Capitol. Do not recycle this piece of trash.
Bye Bye crybaby Cringe i ger
Only because Illinois lost one seat by people voting with their feet. Wasn’t by ballot manipulation with Dominion Voting Machines.
Comedy gold!
I can’t say anything. People like him and Raskin are in need of an awakening. It will come but we will all suck the whirlwind too. Just remember when it hits these bastards are not exempt. Even the delusional who think underground bunkers will be their salvation will be judged by the hand of the Almighty.
These types especially make me sick. When Santa finally comes down the chimney all of you should have a naughty/nice list. When it all goes dark make sure you know how to see. Should be as important as saving up food and water.
Raskin is nuts too.
He’s worse, the ultimate scum of humanity. Any neocons ever give him grief? Nah of course not. It’s nauseating!
A classic red – diaper baby.
Adam Kuckzinger
Annie (Susan Sarandon) from Bull Durham – The world is made for people who aren’t cursed with self-awareness.
Show biz, and politics, are packed with people who have no self-awareness.
The last person who should have a say in government is the person who has the enormous ego to run for political office.
Bill Clinton and George W. and Obama and Romney and Hillary (gawd!) and ahem, others- name the one with the self-awareness to be trusted with power.
Another disqualifier of such people is that they learn nothing from experience.
Kinzinger was stupid going in, and he is even stupider now.
I love Catturd ~ it was hilarious the day of the Kinzinger-Catturd dust up. This idiot will certainly not be missed.
Oh he’s not going anywhere. He will end up in a Neocon think tank making war policy.
Yeah, like Paul Ryan, Kinzinger will still manage to screw over Americans from outside Congress.
And rake in his reward of the $$ he helped them steal from us.
Kinzinger: Everybody needs to goosestep and Hail Victory.
Just like all the other POS corrupt politicians he probably has a gig already and the ghost writers have already started on his payoff book deal.
Adam you are worse then your best bud Liz
Will Rogers also said, “I don’t belong to an organized political party… I’m a Democrat!”
Idiot.