Dear Citizens of Kalifornia, Comrade Governor Jerry Brown has signed emergency power authority to control water use due to an excessive drought in the state. Part of that alarming reality was an admission by Governor Brown that citizens would be fined heavily for taking too long a shower.
Many non-California readers responded to the news with questions about how California was going to be able to enforce the length of a shower, or the use of water within the construct of personal activity taking place in the privacy of a citizen’s home.
Today some clarity begins to emerge.
REPORTING YOUR NEIGHBOR! State implementing ways to report ur neighbor when water is wasted. #CBS13 @CBSSacramento pic.twitter.com/LjxVJmWToI
— ronjonesreports (@ronjonesreports) April 7, 2015
California is currently creating a program for neighbors to turn-in other neighbors who are deemed to be in violation of the State Water use emergency laws.
Visits to the toilet, tooth brushing, laundry and shower time will be monitored by the community apparatchik. Be A Good Citizen Comrade – It Is Your Duty !
It appears the California State Ministry for Citizen Water Compliance will use the Stazi approach.

