Hey, wha the….  Bounce Houses?…. Duuuude.

“I want to make sure that when the Republican Party loses, terribly to, in my opinion, the worst president in history, I want [them to know] it’s because they systematically shut out the most intelligent, most youthful and active voting bloc in American history,” said Ron Paul voter Mike Timoney.

(Via BigFurHat @iOTW)  All throughout the Paulbot invasion, armed only with their rudeness and delusions, I tried to tell the hot pocket brigade that the huge flaw in their system gaming was that the majority of the voters would have stomped them into small piles of Reynold’s Wrap if the popular votes were dismissed and the nomination was simply handed to Shaky McMerkins.

What? Did they think their bratfests were as “tough as it could get”? Paul would have been body surfed, like the Ayatollah, into freeway traffic if he insisted he was the winner of the nomination. He had about as many popular votes as I had, and I didn’t run.

Well, the Paul dream is over. Even if Paul managed to survive the next four years (I understand they’ve made great advancements with Ensure and Boost) he can’t try and pull the same idiocy in 2016. The GOP has made some changes that would prevent a loser from being the winner. That sounds reasonable to me, but not to the Paultards, who, ironically, anointed Shaky the most principled man in the galaxy. I find his entire “Revolution” anything but. It was founded from the very beginning as a usurping of the popular vote getter.  (read more and follow links)