California Directorate Comrade Gavin Newsom has released the latest set of COVID compliance rules for family gatherings. This is not a spoof. These are the rules:
♦ “Gatherings that include more than 3 households are prohibited.” …
♦ “The host should collect names of all attendees and contact information”…
♦ “All gatherings must be held outside. Attendees may go inside to use restrooms as long as the restrooms are frequently sanitized.” …
♦ “Seating must provide at least 6 feet of distance (in all directions—front-to-back and side-to-side)” …
♦ “any food or beverages at outdoor gatherings must be in single-serve disposable containers.” …
♦ “People who are singing or chanting are strongly encouraged to do so quietly (at or below the volume of a normal speaking voice).” (more at link)
Where freedom and liberty conservatives make the fatal mistake is not using Alinsky rule #4 against the dictates of the totalitarian regimes.
RULE 4: “Make the enemy live up to its own book of rules.” I guarantee you California politicians, elected officials and bureaucrats will not abide by their own rules. If you deploy Alinsky Rule #4 their credibility and reputation can be leveraged against them.
I propose a Newsome Thanksgiving Challenge: How many of the rules for ‘family gatherings’ can you openly break at a single gathering? Extra points if you’ve already figured out how to respond to enforcement. DOUBLE extra points if your response makes the nightly news.
Would love if CA politicians had some “traitors” in their families who would take pics of their breaking their own rules and post them online.
Can we say that this governor has finally reached the “jump the shark” moment with all of this? All these COVID regulations are silly and ridiculous, but this last round, they are getting really ….welll,,,,.cray cray!!. What is going on here? The death rate is waaaaaay down, so why draw up all these extremely weird and…dare I say it…hysterical sounding regulations and why drop this on everyone now?
These last couple of days I’m starting to hear “In the Hall of the Mountain King” playing in my head….and the tempo of the music is starting to pick up……
Of course, none of the above rules apply if you are serving wine from PlumpJack Winery at your gathering. That wine kills the Wuhan virus, puts out the wildfires, and cuts global warming. Cheers!