OMG Thousands of Hours Investigating – CNN Now Claims Russian Controlled Pokemon-Go Collapsed Clinton Candidacy…

Almost a full year has been spent creating vast Russian conspiracy narratives to sell Russia as the cause of Hillary Clinton’s failed campaign for the presidency.  Thousand of hours and tens-of-millions of dollars have been spent trying to prove the vast planetary Russian conspiracy theory.

Today CNN drops their investigative bombshell:  Pokémon Go did it !!

(Link To Story)

Yes, that’s right… Apparently Comrade Pikachu and Comrade Charizard formed a brigade of militant Russian Pokémon characters and appointed General Jigglypuff to formulate the anti-Clinton campaign strategy.

Here’s how it started.  WATCH:

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According to CNN’s exhaustive investigation: Mewtwo and Zaptos led an advanced reconnaissance team near Ferguson, Baltimore and New York while reporting back to Blastoise who was hiding in the mid-west and spearheading the communications effort.

The strategy was brilliant.

All Articuno needed to do was talk to the old man in Veridian City and choose the option of “No” when he was asked if he needed a tutorial on how to catch Pokemon.  As soon as that was accomplished, he flew to Cinnabar island, and, unknown to the Clinton campaign, if they surfed along the right side of the island, right where the water touches the land, the sixth item in the election inventory was duplicated a bunch of times.

This approach allowed Moltres to gain an invisible shield where John Podesta would no longer be able to track him.  Once cloaked General Jigglypuff gave the order to create virtually unlimited amounts of Masterballs or Gold Nuggets.  Whatever else you might think of the plan this strategy was brilliant.

Hillary Clinton never saw it coming.   Many young players at the time didn’t get it, but there were only two fighting Pokemon other than Machop in the plan. Hitmonlee, always a phenomenal kickboxing Pokemon, and Hitmonchan simply by using his fists, (obviously protected by large red boxing gloves), were able to shift the entire electoral map by keeping Brian Fallon from seeing Wisconsin.

Once they had everyone distracted, via the baby form, Tyrogue, everything else simply fell into place.

Michigan fell once Mewtwo found the puzzles and, well, after going through a few floors of the dungeon, he simply used powerful psychic attacks on Tim Kaine and the rest is history.  This made Trump’s entry into Pennsylvania start around level 70 and Podesta was unable to close the gap because by that time he didn’t save any Masterballs.

The annals of 2016 electoral history will always be remembered for the incredible efforts of Lugia, Ho-Oh, Celebi, The Legendary Wolves, Meowth, Dragonite, Bulbasaur and the fossil Pokemon.   Though Ash will likely argue for a long time they should not gain as much public praise as Comrade Pikachu and Comrade Charizard.

Damn those Russians are brilliant.

Now, you probably got this far, had a few snickers, and likely thought I’m joking right?

Right?

Be honest?

Well, if you were smiling while reading… I warn you you might break out into epic fits of uncontrolled laughter….

Because, I’m so not kidding, WATCH:

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427 Responses to OMG Thousands of Hours Investigating – CNN Now Claims Russian Controlled Pokemon-Go Collapsed Clinton Candidacy…

  1. georgiafl says:

    Wily Sneaky Candidate Trump actually used Pokemon GO attack ad against Hillary:

    “The video shows Clinton as a Pokemon called “Crooked Hillary” and says she is “often found lying to the American people, rigging the system, and sharing TOP SECRET emails.”
    Her next evolution is “Unemployed.”
    http://thehill.com/blogs/ballot-box/presidential-races/287807-trump-releases-pokemon-go-themed-attack-ad-against

    Liked by 10 people

  2. NJF says:

    Thought this was a joke when I saw it earlier.

    Liked by 10 people

  3. tonyE says:

    You forgot Mario Marionovich and his wife Maria Marionalova! Those pesky plumbers sabotaged the electoral plumbing and caused a political back up late during the morning of November the 8th and Hillary could not plunge it fast enough…

    Now that picture, normally, when I see chicks hugging each other I think it’s cute, but that picture of those numb nut women crying because Hillary Lost… well, I tell you, dumb people don’t deserve the vote.

    Liked by 2 people

    • Cuppa Covfefe says:

      Moose and Squirrel will be by later with Comey to explain everything…

      [Bullwinkle: Hey Rocky, watch me pull a rabbit out of this hat]
      [Rocky: Not AGAINNNNN]…

      Liked by 3 people

  4. The Devilbat says:

    https://vignette.wikia.nocookie.net/muppet/images/e/ec/BigBird.jpg/revision/latest/scale-to-width-down/250?cb=20120405174059

    Pokemon Go. Hmmm, and all this time I thought it was comrade Big Bird from Sesame Street! Here he is pretending to be a Hillary supporter.

    Liked by 2 people

  5. Martha H says:

    Oliver Darcy just make all of us dumber

    Liked by 1 person

  6. Minnie says:

    It’s all Greek to me!!

    Bottom line – YOU lost, Cankles.

    Now, get over yourself 👍

    God bless OUR President!

    DONALD J. TRUMP 🇺🇸🦁🇺🇸

    Liked by 8 people

  7. Howie says:

    Intervention. If CNN is down to Pokemon they should be taken in to custody for their own good. Put them someplace safe. A Safe Space.

    Liked by 18 people

  8. itswoot says:

    “Why, sometimes I’ve believed as many as six impossible things before breakfast.”

    – Alice (In Liberal Wonderland)

    Liked by 14 people

  9. Martha H says:

    I link by mistake the video twice, sorry!

    Like

  10. carrierh says:

    Amazing! Hillary stating what they would do, but Trump has already done all that, you hag!

    Like

  11. tempo150101 says:

    Trump wasn’t blowing smoke yesterday.

    14 RKO Radio, TV Stations Denied License Renewals
    August 11, 1987
    http://articles.latimes.com/1987-08-11/news/mn-915_1_license-renewals

    Liked by 4 people

  12. covfefe999 says:

    I’m confused. Barack Obama went to the UK and openly told people that if they voted for Brexit then the UK would go to the end of the queue, or something like that. And that was OK. But another country trying to influence our elections is wrong? And somehow Trump got blamed for it?

    Liked by 10 people

    • H.R. says:

      2 + 2 = 5, for sufficiently large values of 2. 😜

      It doesn’t have to make sense. Just shout loudly and angrily, whine and pout, and throw a temper tantrum all about until everyone gives in just to shut you up. Liberalism 101.

      Liked by 2 people

  13. Calbear84 says:

    Remember when Hillary “announced” her big entry into the 2016 race? Nobody even noticed. It was so lame they had to re-announce it…and then a third time IIRC. Finally they just gave up and went directly to the primary rigging.

    Liked by 8 people

  14. Brant says:

    We need a meme about this.

    Also, he said “ecosystem”. It’s about climate change dontcha know.

    Liked by 1 person

  15. USA loves Melania says:

    This isn’t the first time this sort of thing has happened. It’s widely speculated that the reason Reagan won that 49 state landslide in ’84 was due to a severe outbreak of PacMan fever.

    Liked by 8 people

  16. Howie says:

    Oh No…I waz wrong. I thought it waz the Bossa Nova.

    Liked by 2 people

  17. sunnydaze says:

    The world has gotten so evil in the past 50 years. The kids at Chutes and Ladders never would’ve pulled something like this.

    Liked by 1 person

  18. Publius2016 says:

    Yes, they’ve gone past the point of no return…lost in their mindless reverie…Crooked Hillary was done the moment Candidate Trump went down the escalator…Remember, President Trump has more than 40 year brand of power, success and luxury…if you don’t believe me, believe Crooked: https://fellowshipofminds.files.wordpress.com/2015/07/donald-trump-with-the-clintons.jpg

    Liked by 4 people

  19. itswoot says:

    Those Russians are tough cookies. Not a good idea for beta Dems to mess with ’em!

    Liked by 9 people

  20. jefcool64 says:

    Guys we’re forgetting someone important. Jeb Bush.
    The Russians hacked the pokeflute so he was always low energy.

    Liked by 1 person

    • TimeIsNow says:

      They used “MindCraft” to hack into his neuron’s Mitochondria, then “GrandTheftAuto” to spirit them away… It was lack of ATP, or Brain energy.

      Liked by 1 person

  21. Grandma Covfefe says:

    Sooo…That’s “WHAT HAPPENED”.

    Hillary: “Pokemon broke me.”

    Liked by 10 people

  22. TreeperInTraining says:

    I think watching the seriousness of these reporters discussing this issue makes this even funnier.

    Then they mentioned a “tumbler” account and I gut laughed. After that, I was actually expecting a reference to a MySpace page or Limewire.

    Have they ever seriously discussed the massive Russian hack under the Obama administration that was just reported about?

    Nope….just Picachu Vladmirawitz. THAT gets pearl clutching SeriousFace reporting.

    Liked by 3 people

  23. Howie says:

    Sad, the Pokemon Scheme is by fat the most rational excuse they haz come up with. Blame it on Pokemon. These people are just pathetic.

    Liked by 5 people

  24. 6x47 says:

    It sure sounds like the “Russian troll farm” was ginning up LEFT WING IDENTITY POLITICS.

    Which per conventional wisdom means trying to help the DEMOCRATS.

    Hillary Clinton and the DNC collided with Russia? Sure sounds like it.

    Liked by 2 people

    • wolfmoon1776 says:

      Exactly.

      What the IDIOTS at the MSM are not doing, is figuring out that these Russians were doing exactly what Russians ALWAYS DO.

      MAKE MONEY. And making money on legal games is NOT A CRIME.

      What is the MAIN PURPOSE of Chinese troll farms?

      MAKE MONEY.

      Liked by 1 person

      • 6x47 says:

        I remain convinced that much of this overseas activity by “content farms” was either the Democrats spending illegal money in a way that circumvented US election law; or else trying to frame Trump so a Hillary DOJ could go after her defeated opponent.

        Remember: The Democrats never expected her to lose. They never thought any of this dark money/overseas content would come to light. They’re frantically trying to deflect and cover up.

        Liked by 2 people

  25. StanH says:

    Good god, our MSM on the case…ha.

    Liked by 3 people

  26. WSB says:

    ‘I thought we all knew this already.’

    Snickering Mew.

    Liked by 7 people

  27. CoffeeBreak says:

    Dylan Byers, also known as Stu Pedidiot.

    Liked by 3 people

  28. WeeWeed says:

    Asses.
    That.Is.All.

    Liked by 4 people

  29. Landslide says:

    Would’ve loved to see people’s faces or hear their comments as they watched this nonsense at airports around the globe! This is so great—reveals CNN’s idiocy in an unprecedented fashion. Winning bigly.👍🏻👍🏻👍🏻

    Liked by 5 people

  30. kea25252014 says:

    nyet Comrade Pikachu

    Liked by 2 people

  31. Brant says:

    The guy said they knew who to target. Well, duh. Who played Pokemon Go?

    Liked by 2 people

  32. wolfmoon1776 says:

    OK. So RUSSIA was helping Black Lives Matter influence kids. And BLM hates Trump.

    Hmmmm. So RUSSIA was helping HILLARY by turning people’s KIDS more against TRUMP.

    Now, tell me this.

    WHY WOULD OUR MEDIA HAVE A PROBLEM WITH MAKING KIDS HATE TRUMP?

    OUR SCHOOLS WERE DOING THIS EVERY DAY!

    Liked by 4 people

  33. Nchadwick says:

    IRONIC:
    Putin To Ban Pokemon GO From Russia Due To Links To CIA

    Liked by 3 people

  34. MVW says:

    It is true, I thought it was just hyperbole, there is a Trump derangement syndrome. Libtards have flipped their lid.

    Liked by 5 people

  35. POP says:

    Never forget Mueller wouldn’t be there without his cheer squad of elected Republican representatives. They appointed an anti Trump Democrat DELIBERATELY.
    Their aim is to “legally” remove PTrump.

    Liked by 1 person

  36. Ace says:

    Mrs. Clinton’s “plan Q”… Pokemon Go. Oh brother.
    Well, she pumped a bil into the DNC, and she darn well is going to get her money’s worth.
    What a mill stone.

    Liked by 3 people

  37. Ace says:

    Hillary Millstone Clinton screaming into her pillow, “it was Pokemon Go, IT WAS POKEMON GO!!!”.

    Liked by 2 people

  38. Dizzy says:

    I must say, sundance, you shocked me with your Pokemon knowledge! I’m 26, grew up with it, how old can you be and know the Cinnabar island glitch off the top of your head?! Dying of laughter right now.

    Liked by 1 person

  39. roxiellTX says:

    Someone missed a chance to ask Kelly about this at the daily briefing today.

    Liked by 3 people

  40. andi lee says:

    Sundance, what is even funnier, it’s true. 😂😂😂

    Liked by 3 people

  41. mimbler says:

    I can’t believe you all aren’t taking this seriously. After all, Hillary losing the age 7 to 9 voters to Trump is what lost her the election!

    Liked by 4 people

  42. I wonder if THIS is in Chelsea’s mom’s book.

    Like

  43. andi lee says:

    Da! It is truly true … LOLOL!

    Liked by 3 people

  44. Patriot1783 says:

    Being out of books wonder what Bubba gonna throw tonight😂😂😂

    Liked by 1 person

  45. So…. The “Russians” used a child’s game, to encourage black people to remember incidents of public disobedience, in order to solidify and mobilize a voting Bloc…

    And this somehow was supposed to support Trump?

    Halp. I’m confused.
    Fortunately Mueller is looking into it, I’m told!

    Liked by 3 people

  46. 702Tim says:

    I read it. I watched it. I still can’t believe it…

    Liked by 2 people

  47. llamamama3 says:

    I was laughing so hard! I had to compose myself in order to read the rest of the article! I couldn’t see through the tears!
    And MSM reporting this kept a straight face!? Just pathetic!

    Liked by 3 people

    • MM says:

      They most likely had to load them up with horse tranquilizers so they could remain composed while reporting this news to the world!

      Liked by 2 people

    • ecmarsh says:

      That old gal, doing the interview seemed to try not to laugh. Finally towards the end she got the serious face. Freaking actors!
      In the old days actors were known as hypocrites. Actors/ hypocrites, same word.

      Like

  48. A2 says:

    I have the towel.
    😀

    Like

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