D’oh – Gary Johnson Earns The Extremely Rare Quadruple Penguin…..

I swear it seems like this guy is being financed by people from Hillary Clinton’s ideological background crew entirely to make Libertarian-minded people look foolish.

⊗ Strike one – Didn’t know Aleppo Syria

⊗ Strike two – Wiggled his tongue joyfully at female reporter.

Annnnd… strike three:

The Aleppo moment…

The Tongue moment…


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193 Responses to D’oh – Gary Johnson Earns The Extremely Rare Quadruple Penguin…..

  1. TrumpIllinois2016 says:

    Johnson isn’t stupid. He’s tanking on purpose. He’s hurting hillary more than trump so he has to go.

    The whole convo was scripted. Including his blank out moment (in the script).

    Liked by 7 people

  2. Deplorable ZZZ says:

    Weld: “Merkel”

    Mattews: “Can’t argue with that.”

    I didn’t think I could lose any more respect for Chris Matthew…but indeed I have.

    Liked by 15 people

  3. Deplorable ZZZ says:

    Weld: “Merkel”

    Matthews: “Can’t argue with that.”

    I didn’t think I could lose any more respect for Chris Matthews…but indeed I have.

    Liked by 3 people

  4. MfM says:

    Trump wouldn’t have any problem, he could say something like I met with Netanyahu, el SiSi and went down to Mexico there is no way I’m going to claim anyone as my favorite.

    On the other hand he could add, but I think Queen Elizabeth is amazing.

    Liked by 3 people

  5. beaujest says:

    If elected Johnson will name ” Tippy Guam” Hank Secretary of State!

    Liked by 3 people

  6. psadie says:

    Johnson never did this before with the screw-ups. I think he is doing this on purpose as the Democrat Party wants him too. He is taking votes away from Hillary not Trump and she needs every vote possible.

    Liked by 8 people

    • E C says:

      Just goes to show how infested the system is. It looks like the uniparty includes all of the parties not just D and R.

      Liked by 1 person

    • sunnydaze says:

      Nice of Johnson and Weld to eviscerate the Libertarian Party at the behest of the Dem Party (and GOPe, one must assume).

      Took a while to build that Party. It was becoming one of the ONLY viable 3rd Parties. Uni-Party can’t have that. They must remain UNI.

      Liked by 5 people

      • entagor says:

        It is a shame. Because the uniparty controls the lemmings at the universities, they can point the students towards becoming Libertarian activists. They have a never ending supply for the next convention. Since the true Libertarians were a small subset of America, they are easily overrun by the agitators.

        Not by mistake was pot guru Johnson made the prime candidate. This is candy for a college baby

        The choice of Weld for VP is blatant electoral scheming. Weld was governor of blue New Mexico Weld is the perfect bad choice

        as former N Mexico governor, Weld may hold that state for the DEMs
        Weld was a squish on gay marriage. He can be discredited at the last minute by the DEMs
        He is no Bernie


  7. I have three friends who want to vote for this moron because, ‘Trump is a racist!!!’/’Trump has a HUGE ego!!!’
    …Needless to say I am extremely embarrassed for them every time they say it.

    Liked by 4 people

  8. He’s not waiting to retire to hit the bong. He hits it before going on camera. The tongue incident with the reporter is beyond the pale.

    Liked by 2 people

  9. Curry Worsham says:

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  10. Howie says:

    Yogi and Boo Boo would be better.


  11. Steve Deace occasionally has some funny stuff on his Twitter feed. I know he is a cretin, but even a broken clock can be right twice a day. He claimed this was like Spicolli from Fast Times at Ridgemont High running for Prez.


  12. Enlightened Vulgarian says:

    This is your Libertarian Party candidate. This is drugs….

    Liked by 4 people

  13. sunnydaze says:

    Dang, Johnson says “Fox” the former Mexican Prez who was taking it Trump all last year.

    And Weld says MERKEL. Unbelievable. The woman who ruined a whole Continent and multiple cultures. And Hillary’s favorite too!

    Libertarian Party is DONE.

    Liked by 4 people

    • sunnydaze says:

      Welds answer is REALLY bothering me. How is it “Libertarian” to flood countries with people w/o the consent of it’s citizens? That was an EU decision, a Merkel decision. How is it Libertarian for the leader of Germany to flood Greece, Italy, Sweden, etc w/ whoever the hell she/the EU wants?

      These two are HUGE Big Gov./anti-Sovereignity Open Borders Soros guys.

      Liked by 2 people

  14. TheCloseButton says:

    Theory – his job was to steal votes from Trump – but data shows he’s actually doing more harm to Hillary’s numbers, so now he has to take a dive to swing a few points her way.

    Liked by 1 person

  15. susiepuma says:

    This whole thing was stupid……..an idiot ‘journalist’ asking stupid favorites questions….surprised he didn’t ask boxers or briefs or commando….

    Liked by 1 person

  16. As soon as the media discovered Johnson/Weld hurt Hillary more than Trump it was game on. He was just as unfit prior to that discovery as he is now. I’ve got a newsflash: Millennials ain’t gonna vote for Hillary, so the most the media can do is get them to stay home.

    Liked by 4 people

  17. Okeydoker says:

    Johnson the drug fried brain candidate. Living proof that drugs really do burn out you brain.


  18. sarrask says:

    Jill Stein tried to get some publicity out of this by naming 3 foreign leaders she respects. She calls it “twitter gotcha” for someone to point out that none of the 3 people she mentioned were actually the leader of a foreign country. One of her choices was “Landless Workers Movement in Brazil”. Based on her reasoning, someone could claim that the entire Alt-Right movement is a world leader because they don’t have a single leader.

    She claims this is a stupid question to ask a presidential candidate, but actually compared to questions about Hillary binge-watching “The Good Wife” it’s somewhat useful, as admiring Merkel gives a horrifying glimpse into Hillary’s thinking.

    For a presidential candidate who must deal with lots of world leaders, the best answer would be to either give a reason why they refuse to name any, or to say you admire quite a few, including . It’s kinda like asking a parent which of their kids is their favorite, then going to the rest of the kids for their reactions.


    • Jimmy Jack says:

      I happen to agree with you. It is a stupid question, the kind a high school news paper reporter might ask. When I had this conversation with the bf earlier, we both think the smarter answer would have been to say he doesn’t respect any world leaders bc they are all corrupt. Or say third world dictators destroy their countries and now first world leaders are acting like third world dictators. He can’t think on his feet. He stood to gain traction here and not only couldn’t but made it worse by saying he was having an Aleppo moment. …..face palm…..


  19. barton2016 says:

    Not the prince of Saudi Arabia?


  20. Barry Odinga says:

    This guy is a frustrated comedian. I guess he should apply to get a full time spot in SNL.


  21. Ace says:

    In the past, Clintonoids could only win with a 3rd party helping out (Bill ’92: 43%).
    This has blown up in their faces!


  22. rsanchez1990 says:

    The way they’re asking him these questions, they’re either setting him up repeatedly and he’s too stupid to respond effectively, or it looks suspiciously scripted.

    It would even have been better for him to say freakin Putin than to admit he’s stupid. Come to think of it, though, this might be a sign that Hillary’s efforts to tie Trump to Putin are failing spectacularly, if even Gary Johnson can’t remember Putin. Or maybe he just is that stupid.


    • sunnydaze says:

      Yeah, but he did remember Fox. The guy was Prez of Mexico when he was Gov. of New Mexico and they were neighbors.

      If N.M. was at the Canadian border, I’m sure he would have named the Canadian PM.

      Wonder who really ran N.M. when he was Gov.?

      Liked by 1 person

  23. Jimmy Jack says:

    The more interesting thing he said isn’t getting much attention which is that he believes Hillary would “push the button”. Not Trump, but Hillary.


    Liked by 1 person

  24. Marc says:

    Let us not forget his manufactured outrage at an interviewer using the term “illegal immigrant” in his presence.

    Liked by 1 person

  25. severance23 says:

    He’s been paid off to self-destruct his own campaign, because it was becoming obvious that he was taking votes from the wrong candidate.

    Liked by 1 person

  26. maga2016 says:

    it would have been easy for him to say he dont like anyone because they dont have the policies he stands for but he was too stupid for that


  27. scotl70 says:

    He brings to mind an old public service announcement. This is your brain. This is your brain on drugs.


  28. Rob says:

    Gary? Gary’s not here.

    No, man, YOU’RE Gary.

    Gary? No, Gary’s not here.

    Hey, what the hell? YOU’RE Gary, man!

    What? Gary? Gary’s not here, man.


  29. Benson II says:

    Finally a Libertarian who really represents Libertarianism.


  30. Maria says:

    Aleppo was framed as a gotcha question. So was the world leader question. The media would have dug up something offensive that any leader had done and claimed Johnson supported it. It’s Johnson’s demeanor about all this that’s weird.


  31. entagor says:

    If Johnson smokes his own stuff it might not take much of a push to fry what is left of his hippocamus (memory center)


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