The Fat and The Furious

Soon we’ll be sending permission slips into movie theaters with kids allowing them to have butter on their popcorn while insuring the Junior Mints stay under lock and key.   But for now, thanks to the Nanny Statist Michelle Obama, we only have to give permission for French Fries….

Shovel Ready Obamas

HYATTSVILLE, Md. (AP) — Michelle Obama said Thursday that a pledge by the Olive Garden and Red Lobster restaurants and its sister chains to serve healthier meals is a “breakthrough moment” for the industry.
Darden Restaurants Inc. is pledging to cut calories and sodium in its meals by 20 percent over a decade. Among promised changes for children, a fruit or vegetable side and low-fat milk will become standard with kids’ meals unless a substitution is requested.
No more French fries for the little ones unless an adult asks for them.

“With this new commitment, Darden is doing what no restaurant company has done before,” said the first lady, who joined executives of Orlando, Fla.-based Darden for the announcement at an Olive Garden restaurant in Maryland, just outside Washington. (read more)

…and you can’t have no french fries, cause you are on da welfare, and yo pappy is gots no job now,  wanna frosty?  psyche, NOT for you …

“I pity da fool who come between me and my taters”….

Dat Whitey better done shut his mouf…..

Child plluueese, my ass ain’t no bigga’ den Mikey Moore, mine’s only dis bigz