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MNN BREAKING…
* PM MARK CARNEY URGED CANADIANS NOT TO FRET ABOUT THE ECONOMY
“DON’T WORRY ABOUT YOUR PRIME MINISTER–I’LL BE JUST FINE. MY FAMILY AND INVESTMENTS ARE IN THE U.S., ” SAID CARNEY.
“AND IT ONLY TOOK 25 YEARS TO APPROVE OUR NEW “BUY CANADIAN” LNG PIPELINE, MADE WITH THE VERY BEST CHINESE STEEL, WHICH, INCIDENTALLY, I’M ALSO INVESTED IN. BUT REMEMBER–IT’S TRUMP’S FAULT OUR STEEL PLANTS ARE CLOSING!”
JUST THIS WEEK, CANADA MURDERED AN 83 YEAR-OLD GRANDMOTHER THROUGH MAID, MEDICAL ASSISTENCE IN DYING. SHE PROTESTED HER CHRISTIAN FAITH AND TOLD THEM NOT TO KILL HER EVEN AS THEY INSERTED THE NEEDLE. DOCTORS SAID THAT HER OBJECTION TO BEING KILLED ONLY PROVED HER COGNITIVE DECLINE
“WHEN I SAY ‘BUY CANADIAN’, I MEAN BUY CANADIAN ORGANS AND BODY PARTS,” CARNEY ADDED
“Glad to meet you, Mark. They call me “Ice Cuba”. I’m dating an astronaut.”
“That’s nice, Ice. I’m dating Xi Jinping.”
Manufactured News Network: “Manufacturing News Without USAID Funding, Incredibly Enough!”
Rest in the Vine: MNN’s Headgame News
Your Sarc font is perfect! And it hits home as good as The Bee.
Thanks, Watch–your timing is perfect!
Why Are Students Protesting Across France? Escalating Unrest Closes Schools, Leaves Hundreds Injured
https://time.com/article/2026/10/02/france-student-protests-arrests-injuries-school-closures
Reminder, Big Tish James was appointed to the Cornell “gang rape” case as bait to draw dumb Repubs into defending the 7 idiots publicly.
Let their lawyers do that. That’s what courts are for.