I’m not sure we even want to discuss this latest revelation that has been delivered to the Daily Mail by an illegal alien sex worker who is upset with former DHS Secretary Kristi Noem. [See non-Paywall Article Here]
The gist of the storyline is that former DHS Secretary Kristi Noem’s husband, Byron Noem, was secretly a crossdresser who liked pretending he was a woman with big breasts. Noem then engaged in online activity with three women who specialize in ‘bimbofication’, apparently a process of using modifiable implants to make really big breasts. As the story is told, this was Byron Noem’s fetish.
Mr. Noem was paying the women for their services. One of the women was reportedly an illegal alien, and she gave the story to the Daily Mail along with pictures of Byron Noem as he wore hot pink spandex and pretended to have breasts.
The bizarre and sexually weird story has been corroborated by Kristi Noem. “Ms. Noem is devastated. The family was blindsided by this, and they ask for privacy and prayers at the time,” Noem’s representatives told The Post.
The Daily Mail called Trump to field his reaction … The President told the Daily Mail he was surprised to hear the Noem family confirmed the shocking report into his lewd online behavior. ‘They confirmed it? Wow, well, I feel badly for the family if that’s the case, that’s too bad,’ Trump said in a phone call. {SOURCE}
The political left had no problem with a cross-dressing HHS secretary, or other members of the Biden administration who were similarly predisposed to unusual sexual exhibitions, but suddenly the Democrats are grabbing their pearls and heading to the fainting couches.
Also explains why dear Kristi got a different job
And why she was banging Corey Lewandowski.
Bryon is a giant Dumb@$$.
As Geraldine Jones use to say……….. “The devil made me do it”
I thought this was an April Fool’s Day joke..
Sin is, by definition, departure from objective reality, Truth.
Sin is, therefor, the road to insanity.
Sinners, to the extent they are consumed by it, are crazy.
We are a nation drowning in sin, which is why we are so obviously crazy.
Byron Noem, like Tiger Woods before him, is married to a beautiful woman. Yet that doesn’t matter at all to one who has chosen crazy town, cross-dressing-cartoon boobs, and the embrace of whores – sin – over objective happiness with his beautiful wife.
The righteous path may be the straight and narrow difficult path, but it is the only path to happiness in this life and the next.
“The message of the cross is foolishness to those who are perishing, but to us who are being saved it is the power of God.”
1 Corinthians 1 : 18
Sex addiction harms spouses, children and all of the addict’s extended family. Mr. Noem needs help; it’s out there. Sex and Love Addicts Anonymous would be a good start.
Men are obsessed with big boobs, but so are women — look at the number of breast implants women get per year. It’s part and parcel of a porn-saturated culture.
Sex addiction is very common, but most people don’t know that SLAA meetings are online and easily accessible. They are helpful for any kind of porn or fetish addiction.
Clearly, Mr Noem has a behavior that has become a problem in his life that is destructively impacting himself and others- he should seek mental health care to get at the root of this behavior. Kristi Noem should detatchfrom or support him, but prevent further destruction of the children’s lives. I , myself, am not aflicted by him, nor are my loved ones- especialy any children. My red line is someone with his problem demanding that others and other’s children be used by persons with deviant behaviors to sort out their issues. Hands off the kids, and don’t expect me to join you in your delusions and that’s my red line.
All that he needs to say is that he is secretly a democrat. Problem solved.
Great cat meme. Kristi Noem can’t have it either way; she either didn’t know and can be criticized for being unacceptably imperceptive, or she did know and acted stupidly by failing to disclose it. Either way she is justifiably toast.