I’m not sure we even want to discuss this latest revelation that has been delivered to the Daily Mail by an illegal alien sex worker who is upset with former DHS Secretary Kristi Noem. [See non-Paywall Article Here]
The gist of the storyline is that former DHS Secretary Kristi Noem’s husband, Byron Noem, was secretly a crossdresser who liked pretending he was a woman with big breasts. Noem then engaged in online activity with three women who specialize in ‘bimbofication’, apparently a process of using modifiable implants to make really big breasts. As the story is told, this was Byron Noem’s fetish.
Mr. Noem was paying the women for their services. One of the women was reportedly an illegal alien, and she gave the story to the Daily Mail along with pictures of Byron Noem as he wore hot pink spandex and pretended to have breasts.
The bizarre and sexually weird story has been corroborated by Kristi Noem. “Ms. Noem is devastated. The family was blindsided by this, and they ask for privacy and prayers at the time,” Noem’s representatives told The Post.
The Daily Mail called Trump to field his reaction … The President told the Daily Mail he was surprised to hear the Noem family confirmed the shocking report into his lewd online behavior. ‘They confirmed it? Wow, well, I feel badly for the family if that’s the case, that’s too bad,’ Trump said in a phone call. {SOURCE}
The political left had no problem with a cross-dressing HHS secretary, or other members of the Biden administration who were similarly predisposed to unusual sexual exhibitions, but suddenly the Democrats are grabbing their pearls and heading to the fainting couches.
So, Kristi Noem is secretly married to a Democrat. Got it!
What really is a man? Or a woman? Let’s just celebrate their love!
🍾🥂 you start.
Who is loving who…that’s the question…
Come off it. Bruce Jenner has the same condition: autogynephelia. Jenner is a conservative.
I’m calling B.S.
Having worked in highly testosterone-laden businesses, including being in a family of military intelligence and military police… I know MORE THAN my fair share of “men’s men” who would and have dressed in drag as a joke. The ridiculous picture of her husband with the offset boob… is TAME compared to what the goofballs I know have, and would, do.
Now… if I was a disgruntled wife who just was outted having an affair… and maybe my husband helped bolster the flames resulting in helping me make a lateral move out of my high profile job… I might let the gossip ride too in a way to shame him.
Either way… I CALL BS. We now live in a world where we should be questioning everything.
My first question: Did I go to the TMZ site or to my faith filled Treehouse? Seems gossip such as this shouldn’t be our style.
Question EVERYTHING.
Possible. The whole thing wreaks.
My response now and earlier, was “huh?”…
I agree.
Police dressing as women… I think your nearness to this profession may have twisted your perspective of how normal “men’s men” behave. I am disturbed.
You made a great point and brought to mind an even better one, given as an admonition to all of us who are living in “the last days”, by Jesus. He cautioned us, “do not be deceived”, and in today’s world, everything is a calculated deception. Everyone should use “Beware” as their watchword.
I worked for my brother for about 6 months after graduating trade school, he had a convenience store that was also a bus stop and paperback book / magazine stand that also had a small section of the major porn magazines.
Who were people who bought often….. MY childhood mailman…… local judge’s … district attorney’s … county officials….. tastes ran the full gamut of Playboy/Penthouse to the not so run of the mill magazines.
Then just the run of the mill people… some won’t even show you what they got just tell you the prices to charge them.
It was also a high theft item by the underage peeps… probably the same ones stealing cigarettes from the old man in the morning OTW to school / waiting for the school bus to stop nearby.
That book section made most of the profit’s as well… doomed to failure with the internet just starting out. (late 80’s) (what was first on the internet? … PORN)
I’m sure all those local officials were just checking to be sure we didn’t have anything that crossed the line of legal to sell. <wink wink>
<shrug>
Brave AI
Q: what percentage of internet traffic is attributed to porn
30% of content vs. 10% of use: Distinctions are often made between the volume of data transferred (where porn sites hold 30% of total internet content) and the actual time spent by users (where it accounts for around 10% of all internet use).
This would make sense too:
It is important to note that these figures are estimates because it is difficult to measure which specific internet traffic is pornographic versus other content. The 30% figure is widely circulated but has been debated, with some experts arguing that the actual usage time is lower due to the short duration of typical viewing sessions compared to other online activities.
Guess most viewers are not:
Big Richard Balque
R rated
Hardcore 1979
George C Scott
https://www.youtube.com/shorts/uPAvkBx_KPA
I’m not referring to filthy porn and the filthy garbage that frequents it. I’m referring to an example like at a party where the guys dress in drag as a joke with a blond wig and halter dress and sing their boss “Happy Birthday Mr President” as a joke. Back in the days when drag was a JOKE and not a mentally unstable lifestyle choice by freaks with fetishes.
Disturbing…. all the details you share of porn’s popularity and amount of internet traffic.
All I’m saying is we shouldn’t read into this without the facts and with AI now… its too easy to manipulate pictures and fabricate narratives. It’s no doubt that Noem’s affair with Lowendowski (sp?) has caused strain on their marriage. It would… if they were normal…which maybe they are not normal? That wouldn’t surprise me either, sadly.
Do we really think this family wasn’t thoroughly vetted prior to Noem’s ascension?
You see freaks, I see deflection and propaganda.
But at the end of the day… ALL POLITICIANS ARE FREAKS. It’s the only kind who rises that high to self grandeur.
At the end of the day… Come Lord Jesus, come! Get us out of this mess and rid us of all evil. In Jesus’s Holy and Saving Name, I pray.. . AMEN
In the real of bad news from South Dakota I would take Noem over Thune’s anti American Rinoism.
This outreach to Democrats is going too far!
LOL!
Nice one!
Did he steal women’s luggage, repeatedly? The Democrat Party trying to exploit this shows how utterly unserious they are as a party proposing an alternative way to govern the country.
Obviously their attempts to undermine the operation against Iran isn’t going so well, otherwise they’d not want anything to detract from their message. Chasing scraps for short-term news cycles is the province of a political party that’s desperately trying to gain traction, whatever their MSM helpers and social media spin-offs are saying.
“The political left had no problem with a cross-dressing HHS secretary, or other members of the Biden administration who were similarly predisposed to unusual sexual exhibitions, but suddenly the Democrats are grabbing their pearls and heading to the fainting couches.”
As America First, MAGA voters, we hold ourselves, our representatives and the spheres of influence to the highest standards. Just because it’s okay in the demon party doesn’t mean it’s okay for our team.
I don’t think that’s what Sundance was saying. He was pointing out the hypocrisy in this insane world which live.
Suspicious kitty says it all…or is that kitty with ‘yuck’ face?
That’s kitty with “WTF did I just see” face.
In my previous line of work, truth was always stranger than fiction. 😂
Speaking of CrossDressers
Did he Kill his Sailboarding Chef??
🤔
You know this may not even be True…Maybe it was set up by Hubby to ruin her before he moves on….(After the reports of messing around)
And then who knows he maybe accepted in the democrat community and then sitting next to Rachel Maddow every night.
Some times payback is a bitch.
The 2nd question you have to ask is who vetted them? And if they were vetted how was this missed – Paypal payments in that amount 25 grand is a huge red flag and would have been questioned…so would all the other payments…after all this fetish did not happen over night – She’s was sworn in what 14 months ago? All that online information would have been found. All of it. Iran would have had a party with it (Who knows maybe they are coming out in front of the that with what happened to Kash… Many things are possible…
So back to your comment…Not everyone and everything is perfect…
Sundance’s comparison is equivalent to the gas prices that are happening right now…
The price of oil and gas was the highest EVER under Oatmeal for brains.. in 2022 – Now gas is on the rise and even with the Straight closed it’s STILL lower then it was by far then in 2022 – The Lefties are PRETENDING that never happened and now they are blaming a President when they all said a President DOES NOT CONTROL OIL PRICES…
And, hook, line, sinker…you took the bait. FFS, be better.
And, you didn’t even mention the fact that the Secretary of Transportation thought he was a wife and that he could actually nurse a child and proceeded to wear fake breasts to do it! The media told us that this was perfectly normal and should be a model for all.
Another one from Indiana…. just makes me ill. I wish I could have forgotten Pete Buttigeig… booty grab.. or whatever his name is. That whole nursing thing is child abuse.
I actually think that it was national abuse, because the entire nation was subjected to the evil, stupidity of it! I think the proper pronunciation of his name is ‘Butt*is*plugged’.
I cannot fathom going to all that trouble.
The urge must be as compulsive as blood to a vampire.
I keep my hair short so I can comb it with a towel, no jewelry, no piercings, no tattoos. I usually wear cargo pants and shirts suitable for the weather, and Filson jackets and hiking or work boots.
Ms Noem wasn’t aware? I wonder if they will work through it.
Just sad for members of the family and friends who didn’t know.
There are no secrets in the digital space
Well Homer…you and I are kindred spirits.
As a dainty sort…I wear men’s cargo sweats…and Saucony…those cargo sweats last longer than those made for ladies (and we all know how ‘cheap’ I am), And they have deeper pockets for dog treats. Oh, and boys athletic sox…again, cheaper and last longer.
Saucony, easiest to run after the dogs…oh yeah, shirt…LL Bean turtlenecks…and poorly made Columbia Benton Springs fleece…LOL Estee Lauder and fingers for a comb…LOL…
Exactly how do you “work through it” when Ms. Noem knows her pink chiffon dress was hanging in the closet yesterday, and it’s just her and the Mister (ahem) at the house?
Well, he looks like he’d look better than general Milley and somehow even look better than DeSantis’ wife in spandex. Poor Kristi, seems to not be able to catch a break lately and an illegal to boot.
Just turn over every other rock..and there it is. 😂
Reminds me of the Sarah Palin fall.
Yawn… I guess elites have more specialized vices than the rest of us. Those fancy commercials probably made this too good to be true for that illegal sex worker.
Just great… Poor kids.
Who cares, and might be a hit job because the Left thrive to pile on people when they see them as vulnerable.
Maybe that is why she was banging Lewendowski. He might be a jerk, but he might not be a cross-dresser.
Trump’s response is perfect.
Anyone on the Left who celebrated the likes of Dylan Mulvaney, Rachel Levine, and “Lightfingers” Sam Brinton really need to keep quiet because they haven’t a moral leg to stand on. The difference between this happening to a Republican family, as opposed to a Democrat, is that at least in the Republican family it’s met with the appropriate shame. If this revelation had come out in a Democrat administration, the husband would have been celebrated, a guest in some vapid celebs next awards entourage (in full implant, no doubt) and we’d be told not to be so judgemental.
The not-so-Reverend Wright had it wrong. It’s full blown leftism that is the true sign of a country’s chickens come home to roost.
J
Shame is a foreign ‘feeling’ to the left.
You can say that again!
Another conservative site claims this is fake news… come on CTH, I thought you had higher standards than the presstitute media
Where does Sundance say this is fake?
He’s only pointing out the hypocrisy of the left as far as I understood the article.
The presence of a suspicious kitty offers a thought…?
That is “WTF (did I just see?) Kitty”.
Other than the hiring women which is prostitution and illegal I don’t care what married couples do in the privacy of their bedroom.
Inasmuch as Mrs. Noem has announced she and the family are “praying” as a result of these revelations, I’m assuming they’re – at least somewhat – true.
There’s one photo in the link below of the couple’s 1992 wedding in which Mrs. Noem looks quite different than she does today and I’m not just talking about the boobs.
They both seem to have had identity issues of one sort or another over the years.
In any event, she’s over.
https://nypost.com/2026/03/31/us-news/pictures-of-kristi-noems-husband-cross-dressing-raise-grave-security-concerns/
“Mrs. Noem looks quite different than she does today”
So she had blonde hair for a while? If we are going down that road, your going to have to include most people that have access to jewelry stores and beauty shops. Before 2000, I used to wear my hair long [layered].
CM means the puffed up lips. Always just weird and faddish. I do wish the Trump adjacent women would let the cosmetic procedures at least be more subtle.
I’m more surprised at the photo with the two of them with a white rabbit, and a dog on a leash. All in the same picture.
What are the odds.
*sigh* why, why, do these men have to behave this way, especially when he is married to the mother of his children?
How humiliating………..for everyone.
Sometimes, I wish I was born 100 years ago when this sick crap was still in the friggin closet. God help us.
Thanks for this post.
I’ve been reading the comments and thinking about how to say just exactly what you’ve said.
As far as I’m concerned, this says it all.
I honestly don’t care who does it (R or D) but as a woman, it’s so painful to think that we are never enough and can never be the thing they are looking at. What they see online is not real.
Truthfully I don’t think men understand how hurtful it is looking at whatever fake thing on the Internet that is impossible for normal women to achieve…..and so we are left feeling ever so inadequate, ever so….less than. Not loved for who we are in the flesh & blood.
And true love – soul to soul is so bruised and so diminished.
I wish men knew how hurtful it really is. It’s soul crushing.
It’s not exactly a secret that politicians, and their family members, oftentimes engage in bizarre sexual behavior. That’s a fact and it applies to both parties.
I have no idea if this reporting is true. I do know that, if true, then Mr. Noem is a sinner. Just like me. For that reason (log in my own eye, etc) I won’t pass judgment.
May God comfort and bless the Noem family. May He heal the brokenness in their lives. May God be merciful to them, and to all of us sinners as well.
Amen.
Yes a Democratic Senator’s aid preformed same sex acts in the Senate and posted it online and the Democrats didn’t get worked up over that.
Bill Clinton received oral sex in the Oval Office from a much younger woman who was an intern and the Democrats didn’t get worked up over that.
John Edwards got his girlfriend pregnant while his wife was dying from breast cancer and tried to pin the pregnancy on an aide and the Democrats didn’t get worked up over that.
Anthony Weiner a prominent Democrat whose wife was a Hillary Clinton aide was dating underage girls from online, went to prison and the Democrats weren’t upset about that. There is sexual dirt on every Democrat president and candidate except Carter since and including FDR.
Remember Gary Hart’s “catch me if you can”? And he got caught on the boat Monkey Business with Donna Rice. I won’t even put here what is known about LBJ.
So Democrats spare me your outrage.
I understand where you are going with this; taking the high road. It’s admirable.
We’re all flawed human beings, yes, but some are definitely more flawed than others.
Countless examples of husbands going astray when wife is away all the time chasing power and position instead of taking care of husband.
1 Corinthians 7:5
Something tells me that 1 Cor isn’t applicable here.
So you are blaming her that her husband is a freak?
Okay then.
Apparently if men are left alone without adult supervision they turn into sex perverts. Good to know.
Wow. Shameful way of using Scripture. Men going astray is a MAN PROBLEM. And the ones who go astray and don’t repent, but blame it on everyone else, are fooling themselves. Absolute cow pats.
Reminds me of a pastor of a large church I was a member of. Perfectly devoted wife. Screwed his Secretary. He did repent and his wife accepted him. HOWEVER, he lost all influence and rightly so, and wrecked the entire church.
Having said that, it is true, according to Scripture that the couple should be of like mind on any decisions, including public service, and they should be mature enough to work out the details.
Man, I just HATE IT when people use that absolute malarkey about the guy going astray because the wife wasn’t good enough or did enough or was devoted enough. RUBBISH!
That’s your takeaway?
“Taking care of husband?”
The grown man?
What exactly does this even mean???
Good grief Caveman, where did you crawl outta?
Before she ever worked in the Federal gov’t, back when she was a successful SD gov and was getting a lot of ink as a possible female candidate for the Presidency, I read articles about her, her background as a rancher, her family, etc. Even then, the writer suggested that the husband chose to stay in the background and there were other, I felt, veiled references to something I simply could not put my finger on. I remember asking myself as I read, “What does the writer mean by this?” The “this” were a few sentences that seemed to suggest an unusual marriage or or an unusual husband for one in the public eye, but I actually got pissed at the writer for the strange turns of phrases.
I seriously doubt that what has been wrong with the marriage occurred because the woman is in a position of power.
I call bull shit too on your “taking care of husband.” This guy sounds lucky that he has had a family that stood by him.
BTW, autogynephilia starts showing itself in a male’s behavior as he enters the early stages of puberty.
I will put this in the circular file.
‘They confirmed it? Wow, well, I feel badly for the family if that’s the case, that’s too bad.’ End of story.
I think a big item was missed:
Somehow an illegal alien was able to be one of the prostitutes, very convenient. It’s as if someone within the deep state knew what he was doing and set it up to have an illegal alien get phots with him.
That’s the big issue, the deep state prying into opposition and blackmailing them.
Well the way to not get blackmailed is to not do things that will get you blackmailed. Like sex with prostitutes.
You don’t even have to do it. They can just crop your head from one of your Facebook or LinkedIn pictures and superimpose it on whatever they want. They can even use your voice to say whatever they want you to say, as well. Come on.. we all played with those goofy online Christmas cards called JibJab and made dancing JWoos.
It’s insanity from ever direction…. true or fiction. Our world is broken.
No they weren’t missed. The whole world has seen them even if they are fake!
Palantir
I love WTF cat. hahahahahaha. Dirty stuff warning
Very weird.
What is wrong with these people?! Sheesh.
Yawn.
The Daily Mail is in the U.K. and it’s April 1 there. Good one, though!
Looks suspiciously like a Six Ways from Sunday op.
the reason God did not give men boobs, is because they would never leave the house.
it’s an old joke that predates all this queer woke weird nonsense.
but apparently, some weirdos didn’t get the memo.
Why is it so hard for some people to have normal sexual lives?
because they do not obey God. Godless people live their lives “anything goes…if it feels good, do it” state of mind.
eventually, those kinds of people chose really badly…the sin of the flesh is a real thing. It begins on your state of mind, your state of spiritual connection to God.
God can’t really protect you when you are in sin. He has a perfect solution for it, but if a person continues on the path of sin after sin after sin and makes no changes, prayers for redemption are likely to be met with scorn….I believe there can be no forgiveness to a person who habitually sins…regardless that they call for salvation and mercy. God is just. He does not condone this kind of sin. It is literally a sin against the very thing God has created you to be. YOUR OWN BODY.
Start treating it as a temple…a House of God. Because that IS what your body is. A miracle. each and every single one
God Bless America
I think when one ventures online to these abnormal queer woke weird nonsense website and dip their toes in the “anything goes……if it feels good, do it” mentality it may start out as curiosity, then leads to habit, and then full on compulsion. Then they are unable to use reason or understand consequences to stop.
It is evil incarnate.
Yes, the sin of the flesh is a real thing and it pollutes your respect of your own body and the state of spiritual connection to God. CS Lewis talks about something similar in The Screwtape Letters.
You are so right when you say that our bodies are miracles and we need to treat them as such.
Makes sense to why she’s thumping Lewandowsky
Crusty Gnome showed weakness and the Jackels see an opportunity
Hot pink spandex? Any online pics yet?
Remember when champion boxer de la Hoya was accused of doing the same? He denied all, even when the photos were posted. He eventually fessed up.
The photos are very reminiscent of the photos that appeared online of Stacy Plaskett’s husband in a dress. Very similar tone.
I feel bad for the kids. If I were the daughters, I’d change my name and have nothing to do with either one of them. There’s no coming back from what that dude was doing – it is so pathetic, creepy, embarrassing that you don’t want the stigma attached to you or any grandchildren.
Love the GIF of the cat, about says it all.
I’m more than a little skeptical of this story. One of the photos in particular appears to have been electronically manipulated; and, the woman’s story as to how she found out Mr. Noem’s identify does not ring true.
I would vote for Noem to primary Thune!!!
Makes the Lewandowski affair rumors look a bit different now doesn’t it?
This is why you trust absolutely no one that serves in (especially) critical levels of our government. Obviously Ms. Noem doesn’t apparently participate in fetishes, but wholly shit her husband is at best and absolute clown. You cannot have individuals in high levels of government that have spouses that are truly have screws loose. He just destroyed her career.
He just destroyed her career.
Maybe that was precisely his goal, this is what abuse looks like.
I am old enough to remember a video of a young Senate staffer being sodomized in a Senate hearing room–and nobody batted an eyelash. Of course he plays the victim now. https://www.advocate.com/news/senate-staffer-sex-speaks-out?link_source=ta_first_comment&taid=6806d5090ca9d200014354ea
Maybe the squealer illegal can get deported now.
Any comments from Ketanji Brown Jackson?
That is really sad news for her.
And the Democrats… yeah, they celebrate perversion unless it’s in the other camp.
And also, how do people get themselves into such completely bizarre fetishes/perversions? Sad.
I’m thinking that even the MSM smells a rat here.
Usually the Las Vegas paper would jump on a story that could be twisted into an anti-Trump article but they don’t have a word about this.
Curious.
Wait a cotton pickin’ minute now. Did this story just happened to accidentally break one day too soon…Was it suppose to break on April 1st?
*Yawnn*
What we know about everybody in the (U-DC) makes this a real yawn-er.
In this case, maybe the wife couldn’t please the husband?? Enter Mr. Lewandowski….
There was a time when spouses and children of politicians, political appointees, and those who became public figures in the political arena were off limit.
That changed when the Democrats decided that line could be crossed.
I do feel sorry for the international shame that will now accompany her ex-husband, her, and their children, going forward. Private things used to be held to a standard that made it easier for those who wanted to serve their nation in the proper off-limits understanding.
New rules; hope the Democrats enjoy the repercussions when their own family dark secrets become fodder for the daily grind.
https://tenor.com/view/castlevania-what-is-a-man-a-miserable-little-pile-of-secrets-dracula-symphony-of-the-night-gif-23074676
The rumors of an affair with Lewandowski suddenly make more sense.
Kind of.
This article has been “top of the fold” all day. Someone paid a lot of money for that placement. It only garnered 2.5K comments. That’s pretty lousy for a globally read sensational publication with free access. No one cares but that won’t stop the attacks.