The Norwegian Nobel Committee have released an urgent public announcement [SEE HERE] in an effort to counteract the global mocking currently underway of their prestigious ‘major’ award.
[SOURCE – PRESS RELEASE]
According to the professional pontifications of those who believe they really matter, “A laureate cannot share the prize with others, nor transfer it once it has been announced.” Rumors are spreading that the Norwegians even used a quill and non-erasable ink to ensure their public statement was affirmed in the annals of historical insignificance.
However, just to be sure, somewhere in the world the Nobel announcement is likely being recited to a hungry group of industrious eight-year-olds carrying buckets and pickaxes toward a cobalt mine.
The funniest part is….. (prompted):
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The pragmatism and brutal honesty make me smile, every single time.
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I hereby symbolically present a Nobel prize to our very own Sundance.
And a Noble prize as well.
Here, here!!
YOU CANT DO THAT!!!
Didn’t you read the instructions???
Mom… he’s awarding Noble Prizes again!!!
🙂 🙂 🙂
Miss María Corina Machado did a very nice job of framing the award. It will look good on the Oval Office wall.
I did not know what to think of her back during the time she got that award. Now I like her, seems like she is on our side.
Awesome. I long ago officially renamed the pulitzer prize
The Sundance.
Still working on getting the Board of Self Important Weenees to recognize the change, but we’ll get there!
Self-impoetant weenies! I like it. Very appropriate.
Why only symbolically?
I agree — here you go Sundance
Trump is using the Presidential Auto-Nobel machine now….
Hear! Hear!!
Prey tell what “benefit to humankind” did Barry Soweto provide prior to receiving the Nobel Peace Prize? Asking for a friend!
Non-transferable awards.
Sort of like the warranty on a washing machine.
And even less valuable.
As long as the claimant possesses the receipt, the warranty on a washing machine is transferrable.
Therefore, a washing machine is more valuable than a Nobel Peace Prize.
Only if you want to repair it and you ship to the repair center in China. Shipping is at your expense.
Repair Clinic has parts and installation videos for appliances.
https://www.repairclinic.com/
I’ve used their parts and videos several times. 😎
Same here!
Someone I know received a ‘challenge coin’ for persevering to get much work done for others (on schedule, quality, in budget) during very unusual adversity.
At a later time,
that someone, gave the same ‘challenge coin’ to another person – because the effort takes team work. : )
p.s.
sure hope that action, re-gifting, did not hurt someone elses feelings, or the sidestep the deep meaning of a ‘challenge coin’. ; )
p.s.
(awards) you can not take them with you…
But, what actions one takes, or not, can be everlasting…
and weighs the same as a duck
And it’s made of wood?
🎯
Like don’t tear the labels off of your sheets.
Like many times before more then one individual shares the Noble Prize except when it comes to PDJT.
Is it a secret who actually sits on this group of globalist garbage committee ?
When the so-called “prestigious prize” was given to Barack Obama, any value this prize may have had plummeted to zero.
Given to this childless Manchurian Candidate from Kenya, for doing absolutely nothing.
It’s tantamount to getting a cracker jack award.
I don’t know why PDJT strives so hard to gain their favor. They hate him and all he stands for.
And PDJT would only rehabilitate THEM if he got one of these joke pendants.
He’s not striving for it. He’s striving to expose it and everything behind it.
The real issue.
Nailed it
Note: I wanted to post the larger bullseye but Ad_rem knows I have a thing for posts that stretch the page width beyond normal limits…. 🤣
I think the Commitee takes bribes and they get paid a lot to choose unworthy candidates. They have ruined Nobel’s heritage
The crying and whining of the Nobel committee is hilarious and hypocritical! The fact is, the Nobel Prize has lost all of it’s purported credibility when they gave the Peace Prize to the Zero who had not done anything and still hasn’t done anything except sow racial discord and division.
America owns the moon because we planted our national flag upon it several times. The moon belongs to the USA!
I believe it was also bestowed upon Arafat.
Odumbo and the Rughead were brothers from different mothers.
It was WFBIII, that is when the committee became a joke.
Simply jealous that TRUMP is America’s President,
and not the President of Norway. 🥲 🥲 🥲
“According to the professional pontifications of those who believe they really matter…”
Perfection.
The Nobel Prize lost its luster and its relevance the day they awarded one to Obama.
It is now only a political gong.
That is all…
Barry should have got the Fra-Gee-Lay Major Award
He wouldn’t have admired it unless the leg resembled his chef’s. 😉
🎯 And of course we can’t forget Walter Duranty😝
Ugh. The hubris of these people is beyond comprehension. Just go away forever.
As JJ Walker would say “DYNOMITE!”
I see a bunch of fake Nobel Prizes to mock them. They have been a joke for many years so why not go full throttle on them. Noble
Funny thing is, Alfred Nobel is known for inventing “DYNAMITE“. Kinda like a thing to blow up people.
Yes, he did. He thought it was so powerful it would end war, as did many others who invented items used in wars such as Mr. Gatling. Leonardo DaVinci, the one who first drew and described submarines was afraid of their potential, and didn’t pursue them for that reason.
Though Alfred invented dynamite as a chemist, he was a peacenik at heart, and created the award that now has no value except as a joke.
Alfred E Nobel: What me worry?
The Noble Committee made the original mistake by attempting to play stealthy politics with a ‘prize’ based on the profits from dynamite.
Well their carefully orchestrated plan has malfunctioned or been subverted buy the very people the Noble Committee was cleverly trying to manipulate – go figure!!!!!!!
You now own it Noble Committee. You are frauds and no amount of projection will get you out of the trouble YOU created.
A world full of FARCE!
For me, it has had little significance, and when ‘awarded’ to some guy named Barry, whatever significance it did have, vanished.
Not sure I recall my history well enough, but did I read somewhere long ago that this ‘prize’ was created out of guilt by Nobel after he read a mistaken obit written for his death stating how much death and destruction came about by his manufacturer and sale of dynamite munitions etc. His only achievement in life was this death and destruction.
I’m sure Wile E Coyote would agree…
Wait a minute …
So why didn’t we think of this?
We could have signed a declaration and posted an article informing the Taliban that they couldn’t use the billions of dollars worth of armaments we left behind. Not even symbolically in parades.
Pure genius!
There’s an MIT political science PhD thesis written that the way to prevent war is to–wait for it–make war illegal. So why didn’t anyone think of this before? The thesis advisor is a Bolshevik democratic socialist–you can’t make this Schiff up.
Typical leftist hand wringing.
the ingrained pettiness of the European “elites” never ceases to amaze me.
ANYTHING other than bowing and scraping is perceived as an unforgivable show of disrespect,
whereupon knuckles must be rapped and one must be reminded of one’s “place”.
in a thinking world, sharing a prize shines a spotlight on the award itself
as well as the good works behind it.
but no, the Nobel people only object that it was shared with that coarse vulgarian PT,
and so measures had to be taken.
in line with their opinion of themselves, i offer this:
thou art jokes within a passé social hierarchy, you feckless, effete Nobeliers.
i laugh – ha ha – at you!
(add a powdered wig to that and we might get through to them.😂🤣)
The day they gave the award to Al Gore over Irena Sendler, they became an international laughingstock.
Uh oh.
Next thing you know he’ll rip the tag off his mattress. Oh the humanity. 🤣
The Noble peace prize started losing its appeal when Al was awarded the prize and then became worthless after Hussein was awarded the prize .
The Nobel was a joke long ago.
But they will never live down giving one to Obama before he did anything.
That did though free him up to conduct war all over the planet.
It is silly they even felt the need to address it.
It is clearly still her prize. She presented it to Trump as a gift representing a dedication.
She is certainly free to that.
“Zis iss an outrage!”
You KNOW that you’re irrelevant when your own laureates are giving away their prizes, publicly and loudly, to others that best deserve the honor. Partisan fools… busted.
They don’t say what she did with the $1.2M that goes along with the medal.
She probably kept the money and gave Trump the medal. It was symbolic. She knew Trump should have won it.
It seems to me that it was her medal and consequently she could do whatever she wanted with it.
I think Partisan hacks might be more accurate, but who knows?
When I see the words “major award” I think of the father in A Christmas Story. I think the fishnet leg lamp far outranks the Nobel prize.
Joey Child Molester presents Ruby Freeman with the prestigious Installed-Presidential Medal of Stealing Elections and Rudy’s Car
Remember that special Obama moment when Obama presented Obama with an Obama Freedom Award?
she belongs IN PRISON…
They just can’t help themselves. All they had to do was nothing.
It’s very disappointing to discover that I’ve been overlooked for a nobel Prize due to my political beliefs.
oh well… I’d still value my Pinewood Derby trophy higher anyhow.
The Nobel Committee applauds themselves by exposing their hate of Trump and their petty rules. Unfortunately anyone European country will work hard to negate Trump’s work to stop wars and bring peace. They sound like kids bickering about the rules of the game. Before Machado almost everyone got the prize waged war. So it’s really not a peace prize. And Obama got it with no history of anything when he got it. I guess stealing elections deserves a peace prize
In other words, the Nobel committee has a, “signed document.” In the comic strip Peanuts, the “signed document” refers to a classic gag in “It’s the Great Pumpkin, Charlie Brown,” where Lucy offers Charlie Brown a piece of paper she claims is a signed, binding promise not to pull the football away, convincing him to kick it, only to yank it away at the last second, leaving him on the ground. The humor lies in Charlie Brown’s repeated, naive trust despite experience and Lucy’s deceitful loophole (the document was never notarized).
Norway The small country with so much oil, it can act foolishly. When the money runs out Norway will join the rest of Europe in chaos. Instead of several No Go Zones the whole of the EU will be One Giant No Go Zone. For Communists, the money always runs out. Refer to Venezuela.
Macron assures us that there are no no-go zones and that to even mention them is ray-cyst. In other news, Macron also assures us that his “wife” doesn’t have a Schwantzstucker.
That will make anyone smile Caius and it is all true. I am a racist and deplorable. Climate Denier Too.
BTW she was not transferring the award she was lending it to Trump. The communist rules are intact with the Committee. Now the Nobel Committee with make up more limiting rules.
The Norwegians are such an accomplished culture…in their own minds.
As Monty Python sagaciously observed, Norway is a sad remnant of a once-proud warrior people–like GB.
Hilarious. I think the Nobel peace prize has lost a lot of its importance over the years (maybe when Obama was awarded?).
If anyone deserves it, it’s Trump.
Personal experience here – –
Typical Euro Trash, fomenting rules for thee.
They are pissed for only one reason….
They are stripped naked for all to see….
That’s what pisses commies off the most….
NO MERCY!
President Trump should continue Machado’s gesture and quickly bequeath this antiquated booby prize to next recipient – make it a game of global hot potatoe.
Pass to Tom & Kristi’s Federal Agency’s dedicated Law Enforcement Employees
Blood will be spitting out of eyeballs like the frogs do!
Or to Geert Wilders, the Netherland’s conservative populist, who decries the Islamification being imposed on all Western nations via mass immigration.
Brilliant! Love Roseann but Trump is able to pass a global Barr!
There must be something that we all are missing. How can people be so stupid and succeed to keep a society going. It can’t be the people. It might be money. people that don’t work or people that have work as a paid protesters. How many can there be? 10 ooo across America. So, with every big issue everyone is flown in for that situation. Stupid people that cant think for themselves. or just lazy Left for dead. I think it is just dumb people. Stupid people that does stupid things. a Stupid mind with a mouth is not democracy but ideocrasy. Sadly it has the same weight in value as yours does. Stupid is what stupid does and it is protected by law. Do not look stupidness in face, it will ruin you.
You can bet the U.S. taxpayers fund them without knowing and you can bet NGOs are attached like a blood vein.
DOGE and USAID provide funding for everything
The highest Nobel Prize of them all should go to whoever kills the Iranian Ayotoloha.
Geeze Louise…..who blew out the margins?
All one has to do is look up all of these globalist of the Noble committee and what they have done in the past and still connected to (NGOs) and where they are from.
Then you can draw all the lines as to their handlers and corrupt governments they sing for.
The best way to protect the dignity of the Nobel Prize would be for the Nobel committee, itself., to stop bringing shame and disrepute upon it by their politically-driven actions.
How can anyone not love this man? 😄
❤️🇺🇸
Question: If I give you something, say, a hundred dollar bill, a can of soup, or a donut with sprinkles with the stipulation that you may not use it as you see fit, have I really given you anything?
Only Donald J. Trump could shine the light of Truth on these silly Global Leftists and their irrelevant institutions.
Let Trump be Trump.
Keep pushing their buttons. Use it for a urinal target.
President Trump lives rent free in their heads and he doesn’t even need to ask for a room. It just happens.
noblesse oblige
Often used ironically since the nobles are most often anything but noble.
To Norway I say Nuts.
What are they going to do about it? It says it cant be revoked either! They cant take it back!! What a quandary. The person they hate the most, and will never ever honor, regardless of how many nominations he gets, STILL WINNING!
“…those who believe they really matter” would be better suited as “…a hungry group. . .carrying buckets and pickaxes toward a cobalt mine”
with how much they know or care of the world around them.
They gave bambam an un-noble prize for doing zero, nada, zip.
Yeah, they’d be better carrying buckets to the cobalt mine. Just don’t give them pickaxes, leftists are known for using them against anyone not in the hive.
Trump’s ego and narcissism is turning these people into jokers. It’s like an Oscar, the recipients on occasion sell or give the award away. As if the new owner all of a sudden has the right to call itself a winner of said award.
All of these awards are pathetic, as is the person groveling to receive one.
Trump’s one major fault is truly his ego.
And the committees awarding the honors are also pathetic, because as is clear… it’s all about who knows who and who greases the palm of another. It’s a play of make believe.
I bet he and Melania have a big laugh about it.
Invent an award and give it to yourself..
Trumps actions indicate a greater humility than the left would like to think. He trolls with his “show ego” just like any WWF star. His humility and servanthood show in his tracks much louder than the pseudo ego.
They made themselves laughable when they awarded Barry Soetoro, under his pseudonym, Barak 0bama.
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