Priceless! That needs to be sent to every senator and representative 😆

https://x.com/FredJellyBeans/status/1853701886282526996

Here’s another one – Stay In The Line

Soggy Bottom is canceling election parties tonight at embassies

Wellll being it’s now 5 o’clock somewhere, & since we were called “garbage”… I felt it most appropriate to enjoy the election evening with an “Irish Trash Can”.
I also put on my old “Trump 2016” T-shirt for added luck. 😁

Cheers, Treepers!

*As a certified mixologist, I must caution to never drink more than 1 of these! And sip from the top- very very slowly!! 😉

Recipe:
Fill very large cup with LOTS of ice
1 oz Blue Curaçao
1 oz ea of Vodka/Gin/Rum
1/2 oz ea of Peach Schnapps & Triple Sec.
Mix well.
Pour in Red Bull to fill… & pull can as you work your way down.

It’s the DMX at the end for me. 🤩. I make my kids listen to that and Wu Tang when they clean the house on Saturday. 🤣

where can i follow the election results

I need oxygen. Stat!

I emailed a complaint to the inspector general for the NY Department of Environmental Conservation for animal cruelty (and idiocy for hopefully losing congressional seats).

I spent the last 4 hours on a corner in my town with my Trump
Flag from 2016, pence name covered, I made a tshirt that said, I’m not garbage and I’d say only about 10-12 middle fingers and tons of support. I had my dog , always have a dog or partner

Bannon & Carlson interview was encouraging;

https://x.com/KarluskaP/status/1853477093083910369

You all sound positive, I’ve been off everything while doing my flag Trump work

I always liked this clip. I think it’s Russel Crowe’s finest performance.

This tops all Election Nights!!!!

Thank you so much Sundance! I really needed something to lighten my mood today. This was perfect!
I like, many others are not worried as much about the results of the election results as I am about the aftermath.
God Bless all the Treepers and especially you Sundance!

Total genius!!🤣🤣🤣🇺🇸

I LOVE IT!!!
JUSTICE FOR PEANUT!!!!
TRUMP 2024 OR BUST!!!!!

Brilliantly executed!

In spite of my grief for P’nut, that was freaking hilarious 😂

Priceless Sundance. Although I am very upbeat about Trump surviving the cheat this time , I really needed this video. God Bless you Sundance. May all Treepers come on to CTH say around 11pm-midnight Eastern time to celebrate another Trump win. A landslide might be possible. Still praying!

A laugh a minute! Thank you!

Freakin’ EPIC. Thank you!

Absolute Gold. 😊 Thanks Sundance.. RIP- Peanut& Fred😘

I did not know that any part of the Aleutian Islands were populated. Turns out, the US census says 5,232 people live in the West Aleutians.

If anybody out there sees this, hello! Go MAGA!

It’s almost as if you can read our minds……

Thank you Sundance. Not only for this but for educating thousands of folks about the evilness of our so called government which those thousands then educated thousands more until we came to this point in history where we all know where we stand and what needs to be done.

Let’s do it tonight MAGA.

Vote, watch, listen, report, contact the appropriate folks about election fraud and let this be the “shot votes heard round the world”.

God Bless America, President Donald J. Trump and all true Patriots.

Love the Cuban comparison. Mars mentioned too! 😂

InDeed, bring back Carter’s Attack rabbit (mebbe it’ll finish it) ! And Fred, Rackoom UP for the final assault to put the P-nut back in President !

I have three squirrels I feed peanuts to. They take them from my hand but I can’t hug them. I am pissed.

MAGA through the years is a sweet dream… may we emerge victorious! Some frivolity is necessary during times like these. May God put His divine hand on MAGA and may our nation be blessed with healing. Unity, MAGA, & MAHA for all.

Best one of these I’ve seen. Bravo. Hit all the right notes.

Peanut did not die in vain!

Love you, MAGA Brother!!
👊👊🇺🇸🇺🇸🙏🏻🙏🏻❤️❤️

I needed that. Thanks Sundance. As an old German this always rings a bell for madness and hunor.

What movie is this from?

Finally turned on the tv, switching back and forth mainly between CNN and Fox News. Someone on Fox News mentioned how many millions of dollars has been spent during this campaign season and how much that works out when you divide it by the number of Americans . . . now do Ukraine aid, suckers.

My Mom wants to watch the results coming in and at 96 years old, she is still the boss! 🙂

She has the remote.

We might take a time out at some point in the proceedings to watch our old Raymond Burr “Perry Mason” episodes.

She also had the landline phone next to her in case anyone calls, our policy is that she answers because if old friends of hers call, we think they like to hear her answer the phone . . .which reminds me of something . . . I don’t know if anyone else has observed this in recent years, but we have seen it in about three instances where an elderly person is told they can save money by getting rid of their landline and just use their cell phone . . . and even if you can get that old landline number put onto a cell phone, it is just not the same thing anymore where you can simply pick up the phone and say, “hello”!

If they DO get rid of their old landline number altogether then when old friends call that number they get the indication that their friend is no longer on the planet. Even if they keep the old landline number and put it on a cell phone, it is just not the same having to pick up that rectangle of hard plastic with now-arthritic hands and look for the button you have to push even to simply answer.

If you have any dear old friends or relatives, I would urge you to urge them to keep their landline phones!

This is a public service message from suejeanne!

Babylon Bee Guide: How To Spot A Male Harris Voter

Dad Voting For Kamala In Hopes That One Day His Granddaughter Can Be Aborted

MADISON, WI — A local white male has made the courageous decision to vote for Kamala to preserve his daughter’s right to murder his grandchildren.

Several reporters caught up with the man to ask what drove him to make such a principled stand.

“As a man, it’s my responsibility to protect my precious daughter’s ability to be used sexually by multiple men and then kill my grandchild,” said Tim Lonell from Madison. “If men don’t rise up and vote for Kamala, some of my descendants might miss out on the joy of murdering my other descendants. I shudder at the thought of such a beautiful right being taken away.”

Polls indicate that a majority of the men voting for Kamala also want to make sure Planned Parenthood is stocked with plenty of their grandchildren’s fetal tissue for their medical experiments. Other male voters say they are passionate about their daughters having the right to be put on birth control at the age of 12, antidepressants at the age of 15, and into the corporate workforce at the age of 18.

“What kind of a future will our daughters have if Trump is elected?” Lonell added. “Imagine a world in which I have living grandchildren being raised by a loving and mentally stable mother. Terrifying.”

At publishing time, Lonell had asked permission from his wife to wear an “I Voted” sticker and post it online.

Early Exit Polls Show Peanut The Squirrel With Commanding Lead

USA — Early exit polls in the 2024 presidential election show surprise write-in candidate Peanut the Squirrel with a commanding lead over the other two leading candidates.

Polling for the small rodent skyrocketed after the critter was executed by New York City animal control this past week. Videos of Peanut’s many skills vaulted his popularity among voters from all walks of life and prompted a surge in his polling.

“I love that little guy,” voter Chris Tucker told an exit poll worker. “Looking at both the other candidates, it became clear to me that Peanut best represents my values and I’d love to have a guy like him in the Whitehouse…if he was still alive.”

THANK THANK YOU Sundance—
Really needed that —

Kamala Harris Confused By Process Where She Needs To Get Votes To Be Selected

WASHINGTON, D.C. — Vice President Kamala Harris was heard questioning the voting process early Tuesday, reportedly confused as to why she needs to get any votes to be elected president.

“I don’t get it,” said Harris. “I became Vice President without receiving any votes, and then I became the nominee without receiving any votes… Why do we suddenly need these ‘vote’ things? This makes no sense.”

According to sources within the Harris campaign, the vice president had the entire electoral process explained to her but she still couldn’t grasp it. She kept asking who these people were with voting power and how she could stop them.

“Maybe I can just seize power? Can I just be declared President? That’s a thing, right?” she asked Campaign Manager Julie Rodriguez. “Trump keeps calling me a Marxist. What did Mark do? Sounds like he provoked a revolution and seized the means of production or something. Can’t we just do that?”

That is one of the most hilarious things that I have ever seen, by the way!! Thanks Sundance!!

LOL, just the medicine needed tonight !!!!!!

😄sundance I needed that .. thanks !!

AHAHA I love it! Someone used that same footage with DeSantis as Adolf when he was losing. VERY funny!!

Oh that was good.. although it made me leak.. I needed the laughter

I was LMAO! Kudos to whoever created this.

Yeah, P’Nut. I tried to tell that story to a friend that doesn’t really follow internet news. He couldn’t believe me. I kept saying “it’s true, it’s true”. May P’Nut be resting in peace w/Fred, and those that murdered him be forever haunted by Karma.

Brilliant! Likely a good representation of Herr Obama and his storm troopers this morning.