Some unknown political consultant told Ron DeSantis it would be a great optic to show up at a Rodeo in Oklahoma and announce his presence. The event atop the bleachers came replete with grand trumpets to announce his entry.
The cringe-factor was already off the charts when Top Gov grabbed the microphone and announced, “Hello Oklahoma, great to be wit ya. Greetings from the free state of Florida, we appreciate what you do here“… and things went rapidly downhill from there as the audience turned to see King Meatball, deliver his prose. [video below]
This latest exhibition takes place as the Daily Mail notes donors are increasingly apoplectic as the “awkward” and “gaffe prone” campaign strategy rolls out – seemingly under the control of Casey Desantis.
[Via Daily Mail] – Ron DeSantis’s campaign wants him to meet and take more questions from ordinary voters to overcome fears about his temperament, DailyMail.com has learned.
The 44-year-old has so far shied away from Q&A sessions on the road, despite being a standard feature of U.S. politics. The Florida Governor, who is currently in a distant second place behind Donald Trump in opinion polls, has also evaded media scrutiny at his public events.
He recently exploded at one reporter in New Hampshire who door-stepped him and asked why he failed to take unscripted questions from the audience, raising doubts about his temperament.
And during a campaign event in Iowa last month, footage of DeSantis laughing manically about the cost of running a vintage Porsche triggered online jokes.
Now, three DeSantis staffers have said they have concerns about the Navy veteran’s presentational style after being overshadowed by his wife Casey at rallies.
They are now figuring out ways to overcome his rigid appearance as he makes trips to more diners and meets with smaller groups of voters in his bid to nail down the Republican nomination.
‘He just needs to chill out a bit and be less stiff,’ one source, speaking on condition of anonymity, said. ‘He always looks awkward and needs to get out and meet more people.’
Another senior member of Team DeSantis fumed: ‘If his wife is a former TV reporter and she can’t teach him, who can?’
A third source said that they even had to coach the Florida governor on ‘when to smile’ when trying to interact with ordinary Americans. (read more)
Keep in mind, ABC News reported last month that Ron DeSantis will skip the exploratory committee phase and go straight into full campaign mode. However, the best part of the information provided from within the DeSantis operation is this, “The team has been paying close attention to how to help manage the governor’s facial reactions in the upcoming debate.” Too funny.
Nothing screams authenticity quite like taking political lessons in controlling your facial expressions. However, given the outcomes, as represented in the Iowa appearances, the face control classes didn’t work out too well. Casey must be big mad.
The problem DeSantis has is a matter of authenticity. In the big picture, authenticity is an outcome of believing in your message. President Trump is exceptionally authentic because his America First message is his. President Trump believes his message. Juxtapose this with the brutally inauthentic Ron DeSantis, and you’ll find the outcome of a candidate who is selling the message created by others.
The Florida governor is a manufactured outcome of consultants, advisors and brand image managers who create the message that DeSantis has to sell. The result is something very weird, inauthentic and cringe. WATCH the Twitter Video:
🐊Rob #DeSantis interrupted a rodeo🤣 pic.twitter.com/v9ZBpifOZY
— miguelifornia (@miguelifornia) June 11, 2023
I have no sympathy for them. They are doing it to themselves; but I told you this would happen.
Meatball Ron is wasting everyone’s time.
He should follow Kari Lake’s lead and get behind Trump and fight these communists with a united front. Too bad the UniParty won’t do it.
‘He just needs to chill out a bit and be less stiff’
Uh, oh, he’s bordering on the Mitt zone, who was described as “amazingly lifelike”
… and what is “door-stepped”?
He recently exploded at one reporter in New Hampshire who door-stepped him
Brit I suppose for asking him a question on his way out, assume the expression derived from hitting him up on the door step.
Bet Bet knows!
I think it means the reporter (door-stepped)
*stuck his foot in the door* that DeSantis was trying to Close (get away from) to keep from having to answer anything .
IMHO , Just my take 😊
I think we have to adjust the nickname.
“Impossible Meatball.”
Or
“Beyond Meatball”
Or
“I Can’t Believe It’s Not Meatball”
‘Cause the meat isn’t authentic.
Soyball?
🤣
Tofu.
😁
“Ya gets no bread with one meatball”
written in 1944 but definitely a Great Depression tale
1st recording also 1944 by Josh White
https://secondhandsongs.com/work/113513/all
Awesome find, nim. Thoroughly enjoyed the 1944 version.
Meatball song 😂
😎
“Mystery Meat-ball.”
😎
My wife can’t eat beef. She has figured out a pretty good recipe for Turkey Meatballs.
Yup – my better half of almost 51 years often uses ground turkey in place of ground beef (especially when price differentials are significant).
But your wife and my wife are honest and don’t try to pass off the turkey as “beef.”
But the Inauthentic Meatball is trying to convince people that he’s the “real thing”, despite everyone seeing the anti-MAGA globalists’ hands stuck up his backside and making his mouth move………..
that wouldn’t even save the meatball from the political trash can..
The Bruce has been unmasked.
Will he fight for his dignity?
Or has he none at all?
Edibles. That’s likely DeSatan’s handlers only hope. Just watch, Ozempic and thc, about to get crazy in here.
So he just shows up at some random rodeo and drones on with trumpets?
It’s his new Where’s Waldo campaign strategy.
Was that greeting iambic pentameter?
He used “ya” because someone told him he was in Minnesota.
“Ya sure, ya betcha” – Marge, in Fargo
(also on the label of an ale I like, but I can’t remember which brand)
Red Hook
Redhook remembers Ballard with new brew – My Ballard
Red hook is now owned by Anheuser-Busch InBev.
thx for the tip
I’ve actually been off beer almost entirely the past 2 years, maybe 2 or 4 each quarter when I’m out to hear bar bands
Pretty soon it will be state fairs, car shows, and 4H gatherings. He cannot a crowd so he has to crash other’s party to make it look like is so popular.
Well, if he shows up at my family reunion, he’ll be shown the door!
(Everyone else is welcome.)
Karl Rove to team DeSatan…
“Bagpipes worked BIG for Barr. We’ll do court jester trumpets for you!! The rubes will eat it up!”
Yikes, Ron DeSantis has some amazing out of touch advisors.
“Gotta go now baby, If I hurry I can still make Cheyenne..” George Strait
I come from a rodeo family. This dude would stick out like a sore thumb in a rodeo crowd. And although most rodeo folk are incredibly patriotic, family oriented, and genuinely good people…they can also smell BS a long ways away. Not thinking Meatball went over well with these good folk.
Even his shirt looked funny. Or maybe it’s just him.
Looks like Carhart. What a bore. Pissed that the governor endorsed him. He’s been pretty good. I have no idea where a rodeo was around Tulsa. DeSantass has no chance.
the RGA will be all in on Rob because their donors are. it won’t help him.
Oklahoma is big MAGA country and I doubt these folks went to the rodeo to listen to Meatball.
If you read about the ‘rodeo’ on KOTV it appears to be some kind of contrived pretend rodeo to thank some group.
The real rodeo–the PRCA rodeo–was in Texas this past weekend.
I was waiting for one of his handlers to arrive in the ring with an English saddle to add to his rodeo cred.
I am glad I deleted my comment on the other thread, I couldn’t have said it any better. Spot on, Ma’am.
There’s a term for this
Secondhand Embarrassment
First, a person has to have a sense of shame in order to be embarrassed.
Based on what Ron D has been doing, with his motives and anti-MAGA sponsors so painfully evident, it’s quite possible he does not have a normal sense of self-awareness and thus doesn’t feel any corresponding shame.
It’s obvious DeSantis is severely autistic. It explains why he has angry meltdowns. Why he can’t relate to people even a little bit. Why he has to photoshop handshakes on his website.
I don’t think the donors did their research. They should have showered Kemp or Youngkin with lavish gifts instead.
He can’t relate to people because he is a sociopath.
I really don’t think he’s smart enough to be a sociopath.
Doesn’t that apply to most in politics/govt?
You may be on to something.
I think Younkin has more talent than RdS.
please don’t insult autistic people by lumping meatball in with them. He’s someone that lacking all the natural talent and charisma a successful politician normally has been able to get by on pure ambition and a lot of luck. His lucks run out. Or he could just be an a-hole.
They based their choice/scheme on Ron D’s early popularity with the MAGA crowd due to PDJT’s endorsement and then the few good things he appeared to do as Gov. and for which he received a lot of positive press in the conservative media.
I think that is why Sundance knew that the Uniparty had started this scheme a few years back…..because that’s when DeSantis was getting positive press….and the names of Ron D’s anti-Trump backers hadn’t yet leaked out.
Remember when he lashed out at the kids wearing masks at one of his press conferences? And yet at several prior press conferences HE wore a mask? It was so inappropriate to bully the kids. He must be a horrible father, barking at his own kids to do or not do certain things.
How do you do, fellow kids?
Or in this case, “How do you do fellow Bovineboys”.
All hat and no cattle.
I’m surprised he didn’t don a wide brim cowboy hat and fringed chaps.
Those may be assless chaps by the end of his campaign given his polling numbers.
In his western boots. The difference between them and cowboy boots is cowboy boots have the BS on the outside.
LOL. Florida has it covered. Bubble Boy Rubio and assless chaps DeSatan.
That is what I was expecting. And him to ride in on a white horse.
All ass and no campaign.
I prefer this alternative: NO hat and NO cattle either!
The more fundamental problem with RDS is who is funding his effort.
They are the same cartel ‘capitalist’ who fund and control both wings of the uniparty.
PDJT is the only real choice that makes a difference.
The people funding are funding embarrassing dweebs and are therefore themselves a special kind of embarrassing dweeb longing for power. Seriously. There is only Trump for 2024 ❤️
Lots of money supporting a gimmicky campaign. No depth. Fighting Disney and looking back at COVID not enough.
Meatball just shot his political career up the wazoo!
A ghastly scene from an Addams Family movie where they’re trying to teach Wednesday to smile comes to mind …
Or the mini series The Staircase, where the documentarians following around the evil man who murdered his wife with their cameras asked him to show some passion and he just looked at them with his cold dead eyes.
I will go on record as saying this man has no chance..what an utter t*t.
Honestly cringeworthy is an understatement.
Goodness me, the fools that bankrolled this tw*t should pull the pin ASAP.
Cheers!
[Redacted]!! 🤬
I kinda rejoice in thinking of all that GOPe moolah (from corrupt sources) being flushed away with zero return on investment.
Agreed,
One would think any donor would be embarrassed to be linked to this buffoon.
I guess they have money to burn..if I was an American billionaire 😎my cash would be behind President Trump.
Folks used to like being associated with a winner..I guess that is passé now.
Cheers!
Even better. This is less than zero return on their investment because the results won’t be “gosh darn, Ron! you were really close! We’ll get them in 2028!”. He is done on a national level.
On a state level he is also finished. Even though he is term limited for governor no one will elect him to anything in FL. He will have to get appointed to a university or some corporate board as his parting gift.
He will still end up very wealthy but he will never be president.
I thought no malarkey was bad. How they gonna pull this off again? He would do better in his bunker full time like branden, hobbs, fetterman, etc…and just wait it out. Either the illegal lawfare or election fraud options both look so obvious though.
Stop posting pictures of AOC😆
At least the horse is his authentic self. Lol DeSanctimonious not so much!
That pix is too funny. Thank you. It feels so good too laugh at rather than take the time to think about the meaning of the word IDIOT.
oh, geez, that’s funny !
OMG, I’m choking!
At least fetterman had a certain charisma. He was tall and really rocked the room with his wal mart hoodie….
Even the dirty, disgusting, CIA-loving hippie dresses up lol
😄😄😄😄😄😄😄
After the *rds family meme* and Truthbomb’s
horse picture , this fetterman pic threw me on the floor 😄😄😄
Keep rollin , MP😀
Just for the record, the Fetterman picture is not a photoshop, that really happened, seriously.
Yes , it is an Exact Representation of what the government is today ..
A Total Sham .
(I almost wrote *our government* ,
but couldn’t ..)
Sad .
Bunch of losers.
Fantastic!
Their children always lok like they need to be fed.
I don’t know whether to be disgusted by this pic for including his kids, or to laugh at it because that facial expression is so out there.
TRUMP 2024.
I WANTED DESANTIS FOR 8 YEARS AFTER TRUMP, BUT I AM DISGUSTED WITH HIS BEHAVIOR, AND WILL VOTE AGAINST HIM NO MATTER WHAT, EVEN IF ITS IN THE GENERAL.
Me too. RFK Jr over DeSanctimonious
Nope. Not even Lil’ Robbie. Write in President Trump as a statement cuz if he is not the nominee, for sure rigged and nothing counts anyways.
RFK jr is old school dem, he is actually i think probably more conservative that most RINO’s .
and certainly more honest and america loving than most of congress.
It’s those they bring in with them. Think of all the retreads from Clinton, ZippidyDo-Dah, and Sleepy. RFK will need better assistance than that.
There is no love loss between the Kennedy clan and the Clintons.
The New York senate seat that Hillary took was supposed to go to Caroline Kennedy.
no, it was supposed to be John Jr. but she had him killed. Then Caroline opened her mouth with 50 “you knows” per minute, and was an embarrassment even as amb. to japan.
Not.
Maybe I’m wrong, but I don’t think any Kennedy was credibly accused of public corruption (maybe Joe). Bad Personal decisions. Ted stayed in the Senate too long though.
You’re wrong, Sam Giancanna threw Chicago for JFK, and some other things like that…
JFK got Annunciata P. “Nancy” D’Alesandro’s [now Pelosi] mobster father Thomas a “government job” and told the FBLie to make sure to suppress any “deragotory” information [which they did].
what about liquor running?
He cheated on his wife a lot. Not trustworthy at all.
on the surface perhaps
but dig a little deeper
he is a democrat
Nope. He’s a rabid environmentalist and climate change believer with an actress wife.
I like some of what he says but he’s still a democrat.
Write Trump in if they cheat him out of the nomination. The Kennedy family sucks. Every last one of them
I voted against DeSantis last year because I knew he was gonna do this instead of govern.
Elites ain’t cowboys. Horses know it right away and so do their riders. Just sayin.
If we knew that:
Would we care how uncharismatic he was? I think if that was the scenario, and he just owned it, he’d get by. But wishes ain’t fishes.
Running against Trump equals 0% MAGA on its face. Always has.
All the splitter candidates are the stupidest of the stupidest.
I think its over for Ron. He was selected. Hope he hangs in long enough to keep more talented alternatives out.
”Can I get me a huntin’ license here?”
John F “Lurch” Kerry
“Who amongst us does not like NASCAR?”
Me….
Didn’t Kerry also while in South Philly order a cheesesteak with Swiss? What a patoot!
I thought the space bunny suit was the best.
Thought he was crawling through a fallopian tube.
That would be correct
I wonder if he asked for a glass of Chardonnay to go with it
FYI
Billionaire George Soros hands control of empire to son
https://www.reuters.com/business/finance/billionaire-george-soros-hands-control-empire-son-wsj-2023-06-11/
You definitely laid out, well in advance, what this was going to be.
A proverbial s***show, with the accompanying circus of clowns behind him.
Anyone with even a lukewarm IQ has to see the puppet strings. The man is just an empty shell at this point. I at times though, cannot reconcile how he has actually seemed to be really good for the state of Florida. I may be missing some things, but his doings there, seems to me, to have been very good for business.
I may be wrong, but it just looks that way to me. How can he make such a mess of his campaign, with the apparent decent job he has done in Florida.
” shrug”
Very strange stuff.
Perhaps what we were told coming out of Florida as DeSantis greatness was itself propaganda.
His hurricane effectiveness seemed to be real. Overplayed his Disney hand.
You are kind, but, I believe…: No…Ron followed ‘the book’ for hurricane response, he read the chapter on “Lessons Learned from Katrina”…
…he knew he would sink deeper in his impending sink hole if he did not have things lined up and ready to go…
And read thru the chapters on risk and response….which includes regional area vulnerabilities that will direct response and had contact with insurance people.
And just made sure everything was in place ahead of time…..
The hurricane response manual was written long before Meatball ever showed up. The teams and machinery were already in place. The ability to construct a replacement bridge was there way, way before Top Guv ever thought about being governor of FL.
He inherited a functioning state with a reasonable cost-of-living.
I’ve heard that it has all gone downhill under his leadership.
He has a R legislature firmly leading.
All propaganda to prop the chosen puppet in advance?
I don’t know either. For the MAGA people in FL he/is was great. But now? I think someone should be checking
what kind of meds he is taking (intentional or not). Very strange stuff indeed. Painful to watch. Its almost like Biden. But then look what “happened” to that ghost in the machine. He’s the President of the USA. Oh sure.
Xiden isn’t the POTUS.
He just plays one on teevee.
Just my opinion, but thinking back to his actions in FL, they all appeared to be the easy thing to do that would give him a huge amount of press. Easy to do on woke issues when the national media will join in on raising your profile.
A national campaign is different from being Governor.
Now, he likely has a huge committee that is choreographing his every move and utterance because the investors want success.
Well, his investors need a new committee. As we say down south, THAT HOUND DOG 🐕 WON’T HUNT…
Speaking of choreographing, rumor has it that Karl Rove will soon be teaching Rob his cool dance moves.
Early on I also thought he was good for Florida and I took the time to read some articles about him. Do that and I think you’ll see he’s not as good as what was first said about him.
For example, he maybe took credit for getting a bridge working again after the hurricane but the credit was not his. Another person opined that Florida was in good shape when he was elected because of tourist dollars. Other articles said he’s done nothing to fix Florida’s election problems.
I don’t know about those examples, but I do know Florida is experiencing sky rocketing housing problems, and that includes serious insurance issues and costs. I believe Sundance had an article about long time residents being squeezed out Additionally, not everyone has recovered from the hurricane.
Any decent governor would be working on these serious problems. He has really let down the people who voted for him.
He worsened election problems, big time.
Kept the machines, added an anti-sunshine statute at the county level limiting citizen review of their own elections.
A fraud on every level.
Whatever happened with that Condo where many souls perished? I have not read anymore about that devastation. Also he brought his precious little daughter while giving a presser, poor child was bored, restless, his action towards her were rather cold. Sweet little girl, but no place for her IMHO.
He sailed into the Florida Governorship under less federal regs and the 2017 Tax Cuts and Jobs Act, all thanks to President Trump, and the economy boomed.
Ocala is booming because the Roberts family built a World Equestrian Center on a couple thousand acres and there isn’t a tradesman in FL that isn’t employed full time.
Remember when Biden came into office they made a show of him signing all those Executive Orders making it look like he and his Administration had been very busy. Well Biden probably didn’t even know half of what he was signing because Obama’s staff had done it for him.
DeSantis’ legislative agenda could have been all laid out for him to try to make him look MAGA (in their minds) and getting things done. And that would make him look large and in charge to run against Trump. Part of the problem is that most people don’t care about a lot of the things he did in Florida. And we’ve seen all the tapes of him copying Trump on a lot of things, even tossing hats out to the audience. His team (especially his wife) told him that we would fall for the mimicking of Trump (Trump or MAGA w/o the baggage, remember). But no matter what he does or try to do, he’s not Trump and will never be.
It’s all been a well-planned show that hasn’t panned out the way they had dreamed it would. Because we know a snake and a fake when we see one! I hate it when someone tries to insult my intelligence!
He even asked them what he was signing.
It’s easy to understand if you remind yourself that he’s on the same uniparty team. The uniparty needed a spoiler to put against Mr. Trump. They agreed on this doofus. Everything has been scripted.
Its very simple. Its a very powerful prayer, grandma cofeve came up with,…that ALL of DJT’S opponents would;
Fumble
Stumble
Mumble
Bumble,..
It worked on Joe (have you EVER heard of anyone falling UP a flight of stairs?)!!
and its STILL working!
Bless you Grandma, wherever you are!
Miss Grandma 🙁 a lot! Her posts were terrific (much like dutchman’s) and her daily prayer was a must read. Thankful Stillwater has taken up her reign and includes her prayers and thoughts. A day hemmed in prayer seldom unravels.
Florida has its own rodeo associations and events…
Ron chose poorly.
I hope he gets boo’d to hades and back, at the various local county fairs that pop up at the end of summer….you know he will try and use them there events.
“The Florida governor is a manufactured outcome of consultants, advisors and brand image managers who create the message that DeSantis has to sell.”
How many other politicians failed miserably because they were so concerned with their “image”?
Hillary constantly rebranding?
Jawn eFing Cary and his huntin license heah?
Jeb! trying to get the clap?
Rob will go the same way as them since fakery can be spotted a mile off by most sane people.
Frankly, this is exactly what both wings of the Uniparty have been giving us, for 20 years or more.
Anyone really believe George came up with that bullhorn line on his own?
Have you really LOOKED at Cornyn, or thirsty Marco?
The thing is, after many years of getting fed SOY hamburger, we have all had a taste of the finest steak, as in PDJT and KL.
And once you taste the REAL THING, you just can’t go back to eating that crap, any more.
I have been relating this to a business and marketing model now, for at least a year…
Business models include marketing campaigns….the marketing strategy utilized here, is clearly still at “The Novice” level, or more like “Marketing 101″…
….where the disruptive competitor tactics are quite evident to anyone with functioning cerebral synapses!
To sum it up, its “amateur hour”.
But it worked in Ukraine…
Sounds like someone else who has to read a script prepared by his “advisors.”
Can’t remember his name but he currently resides in a big White House on Pennsylvania ave in the middle of a swamp.
I love that people refer to that occupant as Brandon. It seems fitting that a fake is spoken about by not using his actual name.
His handlers sent him to OK because guvnah Stitt just endorsed him. Shoulda been an easy layup.
But… Holy moly! What an Ivy league fraud.
I thought Stitt was okay. Boy was I fooled.
Can’t say that I know anything about Stitt but I do recall that SD said (more than once) that the Republican’t Guvnah’s Association is all in against Trump.
Exactly.
The endorsement of a Governor for anyone but Trump is under duress or extortion, though utter stupidity remains a remote possibility.
Honestly, I noticed a very long time ago that most elected representatives endorse each other & not many of them care much about or do much for the people that they’re supposed to represent.
I just don’t give a crap that one politician endorses another. It’s meaningless drivel to me.
PDJT is the only one in my lifetime that did anything that benefited the average citizen. The rest of them are 💨 into the wind.
Heard that too.
Well, he stepped in something at that rodeo….
Indeed. What’s stuck to his boot is never coming off no matter what he does.
and most people in OKLA are done with Stitt now. he is looking for a place to land since this is his last term. who endorses this far in advance of a primary?
It is not about the endorsements, it is about a pile on. Pile on the charges, pile on the endorsements for not Trump.
Yes. They have to keep pretending that every story is another “loss” for PDJT. They are trying to get the weak minded people who do not pay attention to think that Trump is being rejected by most of the country.
where was Gov Stitt on this occasion?
had sense enough to stay away?
His management team sent him to the rodeo because there would be a crowd there. He wouldn’t have to be the draw himself.
I can’t believe that these billionaires with all their business judgements wouldn’t have realized somewhere in their years of scheming that this man is not a people person and will not be able to relate to ordinary people.
Being less stiff will have no effect on sweating through his shirt without an undershirt. It’s these classless things, not having ever been in business and not having to deal with much but praise in FL, that show he’s not ready for a mid-east conference or the world stage in general.
Shouldn’t he have learned something about spit shine in the military?
Nah, he just wore Corfams..
Thes Billionaires did NOT make their wealth thru business acumen, thats obvious.
They made it by CHEATING, and they want the cheating to continue, which is why they are desperate to block PDJT.
I would be hiding my eyes like these fine folks… What an embarrassment from a guy who is too smart for this shyte which means he is getting paid quite well…
A wind-up doll spewing empty, worn out, GOP campaign slogans.
Dumb azz enough said
Welp, none of the kids is impressed…so there’s that.
Maybe Crooked Hillary can give Meatball some pointers on “planned spontaneity,” a skill for which she received training during the 2016 election, and which obviously served her so well.
Keep a bottle of Hot Sauce in his back pocket.
Well…there is the magical mystery van?…next we will see Bond’s Beemer associated with him…
Reminds me of the funny–but true–story of the dog food that dogs didn’t like because it tasted bad. So the dog food company rebranded and repackaged the SAME dog food, which dog owners eagerly purchased.
Problem was that the rebranded and repackaged dog food was still the same dog food that dogs didn’t like.
Some things you just can’t fake.
His campaign reminds me of the campaign of a feller who called himself Beto.
Whatever happened to him?!
I got a text from Asa. He incited “Reagan” also. Funny thing is, the country has moved past Reagan to Trump. Wake up. Reagan is no longer in vogue, truth.
I thought COVID was supposed to kill Reagan’s supporters.
Almost killed me but I fooled em…🤪
Any texts or e-mails I get from the yahoos running against President Trump are immediately reported as junk and deleted. Don’t give the competition any indication you need their garbage in your electronic life.
I kept replying to text things like “I am MAGA”!” or “I will crawl thru broken glass across the desert, naked for miles, fighting off scorpions and rattlesnakes, to vote for TRUMP!”
And, the kept sending me DeSancimonious texts.
Finally I told them to go do an improper act to themself,…twice.
Got a reply within minutes, saying my # had successfully been unsubscribed, lol.
LOL! Too funny, dutchman.
I actually was surprised when Asa popped up; I thoought he was dead
The closer a pol is to a straight Demoncrat, the easier it is to pop out of the grave.
I used to like the guy. Now he’s just sad to watch. There was apparently a fork in the road and he turned the wrong way.
Me, too. I even considered moving to Florida until I had looked at some houses in an area I liked. It wasn’t the house prices that persuaded me. It was the insurance cost on those homes and the property taxes.
Meatball has no political future. After this term as governor, he’s done.
the people running him have told him this is his shot and have promised him some cushy job
Rove Inc only care about getting rid of Trump and they don’t care where the cash to do it with comes from. right, left, wherever
Looks like the handlers missed their shot too.
I think it was the Today show that had the, Where in the world is Matt Lauer? thing every so often. Maybe they the DeSantis team is seeing if that will work.
This isn’t Rob’s fault. He would have done fine. He appeared with President Trump at a rally in Fort Lauderdale I went to in 2019. He made a few remarks, and because he was doing a kick-ass job his awkwardness was charming and genuine. That Rob is long gone. He’s a monkey on a string now, he doesn’t like it. His wife thinks she can fix it all, he doesn’t like it. And he knows he’s going to be humiliated in the end. Come on Rob. You see what they did to Jeb 6 years ago? Jeb couldn’t sell the s*** sandwich either.
Uh, who’s Rob?
Do you mean Ron?
I’m a tad confused here…
He’s trying to rob the country, memers used it enough that often PDJT will too.
At some point within the last month, Ron became Rob as an insult. I do not know why. My guess is that PDJT wrote a Truth Social post and committed a typo “Rob” instead of Ron but I really do not know. Trump usually calls him DeSanctus or DeSanctimonious.
So who will be the first to fold their tent and go home? At this point RDS, ASA, Christie and Nikki all seem to be content to just keep play acting their roles of attacking President Trump and the conservative base. Next question is who will they pull out of the box next? The best thing they have done is show us who they really are and who they answer to.
They won’t quit as long as there is still money on the table. This is also worth it to them to build name recognition/their “brand.”
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The people don’t look thrilled, hahahaha.
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They have no clue who he is. Nor do they care. What a dullard..
wifey thought it was a good idea at the time. buttoned shirt, mom jeans, sensible shoes. audience was polite some did act like they were at grandma’s house impatiently waiting for her to get on with the story they’ve heard a thousand times. if they only put him in a rodeo clown costume he would have garnered a ton of laughs. at least he didn’t ask the john Lurch kerry question, “where can I get me a huntin license?”
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Rodeo clowns have a specific job: distracting bulls…
Uhm……
No.
I ain’t in no ways tiirrred!
When he going to say that?
I don’t think he can, legally. Didn’t hillary copywrite that…
This clown Ron “meatball” Deep$tatist, looks like he’s suffering a similar psychiatric condition as VDOTUS K. “Hummer” Harris, in all seriousness, except her crazed laughter is more akin to a hyena who accidentally ingested some peyote after being nearly suffocated by cannabis fumes, rather than like the meatball who appears as some psychopath who’s trying to pretend to be a regular, fun-loving, normal guy but ends up making more of a mockery of himself…
DeSantis is just another phony construct of the RINO wing of the Party. We The Trump Voters OWN the Party’s fortunes. And … note to DeSantis; we can all detect certifiable phony’s a mile away. Play-acting the part ain’t gonna cut it.
PS … your Disney bravado is folding fast
Wanna bet he ends up as a lobbyist for Disney? 🤡
“A third source said that they even had to coach the Florida governor on ‘when to smile’ when trying to interact with ordinary Americans.”
He might want to tale lessons from a master at phony smiles like Biden or Hillary.
Please clap.
Biden’s only genuine “smiles” are when he grabs a child or baby.
And I thought no one could top Kerry’s 2004 “Where kin I git me a huntin’ license”…
Sorry to pop some of you people’s bubble talking about the “smart” business people backing RDS but corporate business leaders aren’t very smart these days. Bud Light, Target, Bank America, Patagonia, Cracker Barrel and all the others who have cost their shareholders a ton of money by pushing their LGBT/*&##+ and ESG garbage just proves my point.
It’s like there’s something in the water.
Another ‘side-effect’ of the mRNAIDS infection injections?
Rhetorical question…WHY are the 8-9-10 other candidates even running against the most popular and most voted-for President in US history??
Money
They are running so that there are multiple voices attacking the Bad Orange Man. They can tweet mean things and get them retweeted all over the place. They can go to all of the Never Trumper podcasts, websites, channels and bash Trump. Then they can go onto Fox news and bash him some more. The talking heads on the MSM can report that “candidate so-and-so” said that Trump is rude, corrupt, and too uncouth for the RINO party and that we need to get back to traditional republicanism where both side work together.
Next…further north
“Hello North Dakota! Greetings from Florida where we’re doing one heck of a job doncha know! Darn tootin’!!!”
I’m here in western ND, I also have a place in the blackhills
NO DESANTIS SIGNS……. ANYWHERE!
And the Crowd went………………………… FLATLINED
No one in camp DeSanctimonious ever thought to wonder if the turtle couldn’t dance on that post. .. J/s
1st, whoever Karl Rove supports I am against. 2nd, every time I look at Desanctimonious he reminds me of Jeb. So much money and can Not buy any love.
The Canadian Conservatives (briefly) had a leader named Joe Clark.
Clark was visiting an Israeli chicken farm (why?) and he asked the farmer “How old are these chickens?”.
As George Burns said Sincerity is the key. Once you can fake that, you’ve got it made.
Welp, to his credit, at least he “don’t feel no ways tired”…………..
Next stop, maybe a wrestling or boxing match. They are that desperate for the down-to-earth common folk’s approval.
Also, I think marital problems lurk on the horizon. Casey Girl is into strong men and Ron isn’t in that league. He’s snarky and arrogant, not strong. And she now sees it.
If Casey doesn’t get to the White House, she’ll probably divorce this loser so she can hitch her wagon to another potential star.
You sure she doesn’t want a soy boy she can boss around?
Wow, dutchman, Casey and “Michelle” seem to have much in common, LOL
Michael has a penis. Casey doesn’t, I don’t think. But who knows 🤷♂️
Some weak people (men and women) can attract strong people because some strong people want someone to dominate and boss around. The weak people will seldom leave and the strong person may never leave. In my opinion, the strong person MAY leave if they find a more successful weak person to latch on to.
Those kind of strong people will not be successful on their own strength. They still have a defect that keeps themselves down. But they sure know all of the secrets to being successful (they think) but they won’t do the work themselves.