Senator Bernie Sanders needs some help assembling a play list and album cover title:
Suggestions for genre, song titles and of course, titles for the album cover, are appreciated.
Senator Bernie Sanders needs some help assembling a play list and album cover title:
Suggestions for genre, song titles and of course, titles for the album cover, are appreciated.
Money for nothing and tuition for free.
Bern baby bern, socialist inferno
Never Been Reason To Think About You Head East
Haha — Lyric “Save My Life I’m Going Down for the Last Time…” Good one (great song too!)
Sitting on stone steps,
Feeling like a dead duck
Spitting out pieces of his broken luck.
Brilliant! … where have I heard that before … ?
Sun streaking cold
An old man wandering lonely
Taking time the only way he knows
Leg hurting bad
As he bends to pick a dog-end
He goes down to the bog and warms his feet
Album Title: “Left, Outside Alone”, (Anastasia cover)
Tracks:
Truly fantastic album of covers, re-imagines, & originals. Get yours now while you still have the freedom to buy things.
Your Farm Is Ours Now ( why do you hate the collective ? )
Album Title: Slouching Toward Gomorrah
“Stairway to Hell”
SLOUCH……
Mister Potemkin, by the Odessa Steps.
Including these hits:
Still Crazy After All These Years
This Old Man
You Never Give Me Your Money
Back in the USSR
Our House
Taxman
It Isn’t Easy being Green
Everybody Wants to Rule the World
Time After Time
Don’t You Forget About Me
Revolution
Life’s Been Good to Me So Far
How I Was Robert McNamara’d Into Submission
Blue$ genre
Bern,
How are you proposing to pay for socialists ideas?
Is anyone still waiting for his research / campaign team to publicly explain how the socialist$ ideas would be funded in a balanced way?
( it would likely Bern a lot of pocket$ )
p.s.
I think that some are seeing how with socialist$.( via
an ( im) ‘balance’ of
record high spending
and
record high debts ).
Pretty smart stuff, huh? /s
Watch out for the campaign rhetorics
and
instead, look at the actions.
wed wedding
Title: Schlumpy
Genre: Jazz Klezmer
Artist: The Collectivist Has Beens
Album title: Beat The Rap!
Featuring the wanna-be hit singles: No feelin’ da Bern, Lacking Airplay, and Ex-Marx The Spot.
Genre:Almost Classic Bubblegum
“Well…at least I did not fall UP the stairs, like somebody I know.”
Lonely, I’m Mr. Lonely.
Where did I go so wrong?
I’m not wrong, they are!
I forgot to call the Squad!
It’s not easy being green.
Thank god I’m a commie boy!
…..
Genre: New Wave
Album: Speaking With Forked Tongue
Song: Berning Down The Country
I’ll play along,
Album Title – Somber White
My absolute favorite cover of all time … WARNING – EXPLICIT LYRICS
Well I’ve been around the world
And I’ve been in the Washington Zoo
And in all my travels
As the facts unravel
I’ve found this to be true
[Chorus]
While the poor people sleepin’
With the shade on the light
Poor people sleepin’
All the stars come out at night
Poor people sleepin’
With the shade on the light
While the poor people sleepin’
All the stars come out at night
(Lost wages, lost wages, lost wages)
(Lost wages, lost wages, lost wages)
Jumpin’ Jack SNATCH
It’s a Tax , Tax , Tax ….
Slouch-a-sarus Rex on break
Sell out blues
OY Véy!!!
go on tour
Bernie does Lorne does Ringo
Down &Out by Simple Mind
1. The Lose Blues
2. No time left to start another graft
3. Hot Time in the City Jail
4. So Far Away from Ever Being POTUS
5. The Contender
(feat Jackson Browne)
6. It Was a Very Good Year for Grifting
7. Don’t Fear the Treeper
8. Smells Like Greenback Spirit
9. How Do You Like Me Now ( that I’m a sellout)
10. The Proud Boys Are Back in Town
Wrote this a couple years ago after the Bern’s heart attack. Sadly, it won’t play on my BitChite account any more and I can’t log in to fix it.
Crash Box
(A parody* of Squeeze Box by Pete Townshend)
Bernie’s got a crash box
Wired to his chest
And they give him a zap
When he gets all stressed
‘Cause he’s yellin’ all night
Is his ticker all right
Bernie’s got a crash box
Bernie Bros are real uptight
Well the kids don’t work
But they sure can eat
There’s no leavin’ their bedroom
For the whole damn week
‘Cause they’re yellin’ all night
The kids ain’t too bright
Bernie’s got a crash box
Bernie Bros are real uptight
He says give it out
and give it out
and give it out
and give it out
‘Cause he’s yellin’ all night
Is his ticker all right
Bernie’s got a crash box
Bernie Bros are real uptight
The rich say, squeeze me, go on and squeeze me
Go on and bleed me ‘til I’m blue
I’m so so over you
Bernie’s got a crash box
Bernie Bros are real uptight
He says give it out
and give it out
and give it out
and give it out
‘Cause he’s yellin’ all night
Is his ticker all right
Bernie’s got a crash box
Bernie Bros are real uptight
Original parody* lyrics ©℗ 2020 MrE Tunes
Let’s not get Physical…(.oy vey, my lumbago!)
[with apologies to the late Olivia Newton-John]
Bernie is bummed
And when it’s twelve o’clock,
we climb the stairs.
We never knock,
‘Cuz nobody’s there!
Just me and my socialist cabal
strolling down the avenue!
Bernie doesn’t know where his next house is coming from.
All blues
GIve me a break, It’s tiring spending other people’s money.
Genre: DISCO
Title: The Hustle
1.Don’t Stop (Taxing) Till You Get Enough
2.Ain’t No Stopping Us Now – (We Got Dominion)
3.I Will Survive (On Government Assistance)
4.You Should Be Dancing (To Keep The Cold Away)
5.Turn the Beat Around (Let’s Get Back To Mexico)
6.Ladies Night (But Check Her Adam’s Apple)
7.I’m Coming Out (In Monkey Pox Sores)
8.Stomp (Those Taxpayers)
9.Rock the Boat (Back Towards Cuba)
10.More Than A Woman (I Warned You About The Adam’s Apple)
11.Get Down Tonight (I Hear Gunshots)
12.YMCA (DNC HHS Program)
13.It’s Raining Back-Holers
14.Working My Way Back To Solvency
Stairway to Socialism
(I wanna be your) Secretary of Soup and Bread Lines
Having a job is too much work
I won’t be fooled again (by the DNC)
Hippie by any other name
Russian Honeymoon Rhapsody
Graft of My Wife, Graft of My Life
Sandy, my Cortez Crush
U Wanna Ro Khanna ?
Bideninflation made those millionaires into billionaires
From the Album “Bernie Mack”
“Only a Pawn in Their Game”
“Workin at the Carwash Blues”
“All Dressed Up and No Place to Go”
“Walk the Demosaur”
“Say You, Say Weed”
“You’re Having My Babies” the welfare song
“Leaving Your Babies ft. Welfare State”
“Bad Moon Rising”
“It’s the End of the World as we Know It (and I Feel Fine)”
Special Track
“Don’t Go Away Mad (Just Go Away)”
Special Special Track
“Dude Looks Like A Lady… A Dude… A Lady… A Dude… A LAYDEEEEEEE!!!”
If you order now you will also receive a 52 piece anti-cut, blunt edge, suicide proof Ginsu knife set guaranteed to prove ineffective at cutting anything. Made in the Ukraine and all proceeds help the Hollywood War Efforts (cough cough)
Honky’s Chateau
Lounging at the bottom.
My momma cut my 5 figure allowances out when I was 45…
~In~A~Gadda~Da~Vida~
Album Title is Running On Empty.
Hit song from album is, “The Never-Ran-A-Business Blues.”
The first track on side B is “Girl, You’ll Be A Socialist Soon.”
Bonus track is “Who Let The Conservatives Out?”
Born To Run….And Lose
A Day In The Life Of Commie
Song Sung Red
Bernie should simply lift the song “F*!#in’ Up” from Crazy Horse and Neil Young’s album “Ragged Glory.”
Bernie’s pose looks like he is singing the refrain, “why do I keep f*!#in’ up?”
Title of the album — Just Down Not Out (Yet)
“The People United will Never be Defeated”
“I used to live in a car and hate capitalists who owned 2 houses…..now I are one and own 3.”
Nobody Knows You When You’re Down and Out
Genre
Russian Folk Dancing
Album title
Made in the Shade
1) Burning the Bernie Bots
2) Laughing at my Lakehouse
3) Burning the Bernie Bots reprise
4) Living with Hillary
5) Never been to Arkansas
“Straight Outta Communism”
“I just got paid today” ZZ Top
“Maybe I should have gotten a real job”
“Own nothing…Eat the Bugs….Be happy” – Bernie’s Greatest Hits.
Alternate Title:
“Waiting for AOC to walk up here in that tight dress”
Bernie’s greatest hits? How about Far Side of the Moon. PINK Floyd..