Senator Bernie Sanders needs some help assembling a play list and album cover title:
Suggestions for genre, song titles and of course, titles for the album cover, are appreciated.
Senator Bernie Sanders needs some help assembling a play list and album cover title:
Suggestions for genre, song titles and of course, titles for the album cover, are appreciated.
Genre = blues
Song title = inflation blues
Album title = Empty pockets
https://music.apple.com/us/album/national-anthem-of-the-ussr/272881235?i=272881432
Hilarious responses thus far.
Gotta give the dude credit. Crazy times when the socialist calls out the dems.
Title: Nobody Loves me but my mother (and she could be jivin’ too)
Lmao! She’s asking if it’s too late to get that abortion 💯
Vodka for Jackasses. (Water for Elephants)
“Unholy Delver”
Weekend at Commie Bernie’s!!
Album Cover:
Тараканы
Russian for…Cockroaches. Band number 7.
https://metalinjection.net/scene-report/10-russian-metal-hard-rock-bands-that-will-set-your-world-on-fire
My apologies to the band. But, you set yourselves up for the Berniebutt of Russian jokes!
“Always a Candidate but Never the President”
“I’ve Got those Election Throwing Blues”
“Too Old for This Sπ!t”
“I’m to gimpy for these steps” (to the tune of I’m to sexy for my shirt)
“Straight Outta Compromat”
Very good!
Full Belly Blues (to be released post crash)
This Old Commie’s Never Satisfied
Can’t Find My Way Home …
Come down off your throne and leave your body alone
Somebody must change
You are the reason I’ve been waiting all these years
Somebody holds the key
Hat Tip –Clapton, Winwood
“Bernie’s Magical Mystery Tour”
Magical – they are high on power
Mystery – they don’t read the bill
Tour – the tour their own cesspool building pretending
to represent their constituents
I Didn’t Build This
Steppin’ On The Backs of Others
Stepping on children: sleeping in the street.
This is from a Sanders quote, “You can’t become a billionaire stepping over children sleeping in the street.”
I imagine that in the picture above, Sanders, who is a millionaire, is resting after stepping on children who were sleeping in the street.
“Bad Companies”
Mad World . . . the lyrics seem fitting
“Crazy Bernie Sings The Blues”
“Bolshevik Blues” by Some kind of carpenter
I like, I like!
Album name ” Day late and a dollar short ”
Title song ” Outta luck ”
Flip side ” Gonna sell my mansion and try again “
Bernie Sanders: Straight Outta Your Pocket
1. Pay Your Fair Share
2. Democratic Socialism
3. Boats and No’s: Zero Carbon (featuring Prestige Worldwide)
4. Free Healthcare for Free
5. Free College for Free
6. The 1% Must Pay
7. I’m Not Larry David
8. We Want Your Money
Bonus single…Free Ride.
“Watch That First Step”
Bumpy fall on the ladder to success
“All White women fantasize about being gang-raped by five black men”
Memories of Moscow: A Jazz Masterpiece.
This song reminds me og Bernie
Title Song “La Vie en Rosa Krebs”
Because Socialism-The Life and Times of a Grifter.
Stairway to Hell
title: Я неудачник (I’m A Loser)
genre: death metal
Simply Red
“Requiem for Hemorrhoids”
(never sit on cold slabs)
Featured track: Four Mansion Fraud
Side B Special: King Burlington Blues
And the winner is:
Nobody wants me
Everybody hates me
I think I’ll eat som meal worms.
Album cover:
Weakened AF Bernie S
‘Gotta whole lotta GOV!’
‘I am $$$ churning, yes I am the Berrrnin
‘.GOV dicktates are out there – they be swirrrllllin
‘I can’t make headway without that squad stirrrin!
‘A wayway bound inside, C’mon n give my Gov.
‘Ya know I really gotta git me some GOV – I gotta git me some GOOOV..
DADA DADA Oh
DADA DADA So
DADA DADA Noo!
‘WAYYY DOWWWWN INSIIIIIDE, YOUOOOOO’LL NEED REAMIN
AHHHHHhhhhhhhhhh..
Wholelattagov .. yeah!
WholelattaGov .. oh!
WholelattaGoV .. yep!
WholelattaGOV……….. ticktickticktickticktickticktick..
apologies to the leaded derigible ‘;]
Stellar –
one of the reasons I love this place-
Bad to The Bone
Artist : George Thorogood & the Destroyers
Bernie – this is for you, Bro
“Brother can you spare a house” (preferably overlooking the water)
I HAVE FALLEN & CAN’T GET UP.
The low down skunk blues collection
Live from the Memphis Dump
Featuring the Weasel Skunks Communist Blues Band
with guest artist Nancy PEEElossely and Joe Biden and special guest THE HO playing their harps
FEATURING their hit single. GIMMME ALLLL YO MONEY or DIE
Liar by Henry Rollins
Detachable Penis by King Missile
Backstabbers by The O’Jays
Pretty Vacant by the Sex Pistols
It’s a Ripple kind of day.
The Best of Burn
It Ain’t Easy Being Sleazy
Around the corner fudge is made.
Album – Eye on The Prize
Hit Single -Down The Up Staircase
Band – Coulda Bean and The Contenders
I used to be a contender.
“Alone again, naturally.”
Gilbert O’Sullivan, 1971
“Mastered by Puppets”
there coming to take me away har har
But, but, they promised me!
Hopefully, it is a fatal heart attack.