Senator Bernie Sanders needs some help assembling a play list and album cover title:
Suggestions for genre, song titles and of course, titles for the album cover, are appreciated.
Senator Bernie Sanders needs some help assembling a play list and album cover title:
Suggestions for genre, song titles and of course, titles for the album cover, are appreciated.
Stairway to Hell
Suspicious Minds
Caught in a trap.
I can’t walk out.
Because my greed is too much baby.
“I can’t believe they chose Joe”
Worn Out and Washed Up
“Equity and social Justice for all”
Still Alive and Socialist at 143.
Not many people know it, but Bernie Sanders and Joseph Stalin share the same birthday, including year.
Very good to know!
Explains a lot!
NO They DON’T !
Bernie – ” born September 8, 1941 “
Stalin – ” (born Ioseb Besarionis dze Jughashvili; 18 December [O.S. 6 December] 1878 “
“That First Step was a Doozy”
“Poor Poor Pitiful Me”
A two-fer:
Get/Back In The USSR
Why’d I insist on so many steps for my mansion?
‘I love the smell of Capitalism Collapsing in the morning!”
My goodness . . . I thought that was Dick Cheney.
Never worked an honest day.
Wondering where my 4th house will be.
Stairway to Hell
Slip Sliding Away
Welcome to My Nightmare
I’m Not Your Stepping Stone…But YOU are Mine!
Like a Virgin, But Really Like a Whore
I’m a Cranky Old Yank *
Goodbye Yellow Gold Brick Road
Appetite for Destruction
Bernie and The Poor Boys
* (If you have never heard Hoagy Carmichael’s I’m a Cranky Old Yank in a Clanky Old Tank on the Streets of Yokohama with My Honolulu Mama Singing Those Beat-O, Beat-O, Flat-on-My Seat-O, Hirohito Blues, well then…
“Porn Writer’s Demise” – Album Cover
“I Can’t Get Up” – Song
Millionaire Socialist Greatest Hits
Nice
“Living in the Goolag”
I was so much happier in my mittens at Joe’s inauguration. What happened so quickly to change everything?
Straight Outta Communism
Im just a shill,
Just a lonely old shill
And I’m sitting here
on Capitol Hill.
Bernie Sanders and his band presents
Ran out of other peoples money and other great hits
1 sold out
2 Time on my hands
3 those socialist blues
4 Give me your house
5 Need a new job
6 Handouts dont help no more
Album: Death Knell Blues.
Title Song: Commie Come Lately.
Genre: Sour Wine Spritzer
“he’s just looking in tonight on ‘Desolation Row’”.
That one takes me back.
I didn’t even care about the govt back then.
Airplay hits:
Contemplations on a Wasted Life
Hillary Cucked Muh Manhood
Moochelle, Muh Belle
Subterfuge
My Whole Life – because he’s sat on his ass, as depicted in the picture, while grifting off government influence.
“Slip Sliding Away “
Album Title: Best of The Bern
Genre: Stomach Acid Blues
Featuring:
Title: Bernie’s Got the Blues
Song List:
Joe Beat Me
Cack’lin Hillary
I am Old and No More
Gimme Me Roosky Vodka
I Can’t Help But Spittle
Just Call Me a Socialist
Viva La Vermont
Burlington Bernie
“Will November Remember.” Album cover
song Titles: “What’s Wrong with Everyone Else.”
“I had my soul resoled here.”
”Longing for Cuba.”
”Back in the USSR…Dreams of a Father.”
”You can Take It With You But It’s Really Heavy.”
”I have Dreams of Donna, And I wake Up Sweaty.”
”Bill Can Have Her.”
”Mittens Aren’t Free But Gloves Are.”
“Once Again….”
Liar
The album titled “Bum On the Stairs” containing the popular single “I Have Gum Stuck To My Ass.”
Help, I’ve fallen and I can’t get up
You guys
“Paint it, Red”
Take Five (Trillion).
Concrete Blonde- Joey
Bernie releases his first album. They are all cover songs as he has no original thoughts 0f his own.
Album title-“On the Wild Steppes of Transbaikalia”
Album reviews are in early and critics agree the album sucks. Berni ruined the original songs and he just SUCKS.
#FreeShit
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“Not dead yet, mother fuc*ers!”
Top singles from the album:
“Wipe it till it bleeds”
“If I ran for election, would you support my erection?”
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Damn the Torpedos – Full Speed Ahead
Featuring:
You Don’t Know What It’s Like to Be Me
Don’t Do Me Like That
Breakdown
Last Dance With MaryJane
You Do Have To Live Like A Refugee
Free Fallin’
Album: All Dressed Up and No Where to Go.
Genre: Blues of course.
Songs: Ballad of Hillary Clinton, Beat by Biden Blues, Fast Times in the Slow Lane, You’re Never Too Old to Quit, Lost and No One’s Looking, Back Stab Fever.
Bummer Slummer
“Bein’ the Bern is a B!tch”
Nomination (I can’t get no nomination)
Still a bum, after all these years.
“Theee applicant.. is.. a..
BUM!” Ralph Kramden
Bernie Got Back
Album name: State Anthem of the Soviet Union
Now, I am serious with this. These commies are not a barrel of laughs, and when was the last time you saw any of them actually laughing? Okay, some of them might smile a bit as they watch their murder victims dropping into the mass unmarked graves; but we aren’t supposed to see that (and we aren’t yet to the unmarked grave level of communism in this country.)