The White House occupant is a notoriously unlikeable man of intemperate disposition. Amid his unstable moments of anger and bitterness toward those who he now describes as “unpatriotic people” who are refusing his vaccine mandate, Biden doubled down in his position:
https://youtu.be/d7K7_gj6Qvo
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You will take his jab, and you will like it. This is not a mentally stable person.
Talking down to people is very off-putting. Shouting and belittling people is very unbecoming. Joe Biden is a very unlikable person; adding a dog isn’t going to help change that reality.
I watched it. He stated “Even if you are fully vaccinated you need to wear a mask”. So is it ,theater,science, or occult?
I wish he would have challenged a someone to a push-up contest like he did before the “No Malarkey Tour” crashed & burned in Iowa.
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Biden SNAPS, Challenges Voter To A Push-Up Contest (Your a damn liar man)
Re: masks. He meant to say “facial decorations”
All three.
If you can smell the popcorn through the mask is just not working mask control people not viruses
So is it ,theater,science, or occult?
It’s POLITICAL science in lieu of REAL science …. the whole scamdemic has been political ‘science’.
I think POTATUS is the angriest Angry Old Man I’ve ever seen.
Some think he is demon possessed. A dementia ridden nut, or a Demon? Take your pick. Either way he is a menace to society
Both!
demontia
Demented Demon
Jeff Durham’s puppet Walter is the spitting image of our PedoJoe. Angry all the time too.
I’ve said that too!
Yeah but Walter is funny.
FJB is neither funny nor entertaining; he’s simply disgusting.
Commander in cheat
FJB FOREVER
Imagine being a parent, Joe…and watching you sniff their little girl’s hair. Imagine having to parent through that trauma.
Sick, sick man. So tired of these psychopaths–the whole generation of them–running the country right now.
God help us. Literally.
I read somewhere Gvt self selects for psychopathy and it certainly seems that way.
We are living in the times of Mad King Joe.
https://www.americanthinker.com/blog/2021/12/the_madness_of_king_brandon.html
Elder abuse. Jill and his COS should be arrested.
Probably will get yelled at. He is struggling mightily to carry off what they want him to do but, it is all getting a little unsettling as he has zero clue about how anything actually works having spent fifty years grabbing political cash while learning to mouth the right platitudes. The platitudes are all he has left but, the ability to deliver them is already gone. Is he going to be forced to resign from a particularly unpleasant outburst that eventually happens to put Obama’s pick into the office or is Kamala going to be replaced first by someone nearer and dearer to Jill’s heart like Hillary? It’s a race against time and Joe’s ability to stand and deliver semi coherent words.
The discussion on another board is it will be the china owned House Speaker. Something about Harris being illegal. Thats what they were saying, I didn’t jump in.
We’ve had one illegal POTUS already so what with one more?
Harris is an anchor baby. Since she is not a natural born citizen, she is ineligible to hold the office of President.
Bingo! Thats what they said.
not even an anchor baby under the lax interpretation of the Open Borders crowd…her parents were VISITING students so were temporary, not permanent residents
CamelToe is an INDIAN/JAMACIAN citizen and does NOT qualify as a US citizen under the 14th Amendment…her parents were BOTH temporary residents and transitory at the time of her birth…the younger HeelsUp grew up in Canada with her Indian mother
HELP ME UNDERSTAND … how did Kamala pass over the rules, then? No one is enforcing any rules. This is insane.
I would guess in Harris’s case, she is despised so much by most Democrat/communists (Obama likes her) that they would follow the law in her case. She polled less than 1% when she ran, but she did do a gem and call China Joe a “racist” which was gold
Obama probably likes Kamala because they like to get high together.
Those in charge appear to make the rules these days.
Plan all along…
This was quite a revealing line.
It tells me that the spending deal was DONE. There was an agreement in place.
For whatever reasons, Manchin pulled out at the last minute. And because he burned the tent-pole of the entire Build Back Better scheme, they had to pull COOTUS out of the box, put him display, have him mumble about the dangers of Current Variant, and try to regain some political capital.
Had things gone according to plan, this was to have been the celebration of Build Better Forward’s passage. Instead we got “this press conference right now.”
I think you have a valid observation there.
Dear Joe,
Go to hell.
Sincerely,
America
Dear Joe,
F. U.
Sincerely,
America
And the horse you rode in on…..
Please don’t address him as “Dear”.
He dare use the word immoral??!?!
Yes, the man who took showers with his minor daughter thinks you’re immoral.
We could make a long list, starting with that one.
And his depraved crack addicted con of a son is the “smartest” guy he’s ever know.
His left eye is beginning to droop. Let’s hope it’s accompanied by a massive headache.
There is no reprieve from any of this, no matter if he keels over or not. I can’t make myself look any further than the tar patch we’re stuck in now.
a face plant would be sooo awesome!
Right side rational thought going?
I think he meant Immortal. /s
“Now is the winter of our discontent, Made glorious summer by this son of York”, says the ruthless King Richard III, who murders his two young nephews on his way to the throne in Shakespeare’s play of ruthless power.
By the end of the play Richard yells, “A horse! A horse! My kingdom for a horse!” Right before he dies on the battlefield.
Joe Biden is sitting on a stolen throne and every step he makes is a mistake and wrongly put. We are not with him and he must feel the weight of it, even in his corrupt capacity as Pretender in Chief. It will not end well for him or his enablers.
Exactly 💯
Not going to end well at all,
especially for, “…his enablers”.
We’re going to be quite busy for the rest of our lives cleaning up this mess.
Give poor Richard III a break.
And the insulting thing to the Thief in Chief is that he knows we are not with him, but still Trump. That burns his craw.
Where is a Welshman with an axe when you really need one.
No! You think he’s bad? Calamity’s worse!
Aggiegirl DOR #108 and counting.
vaxxxinattteddddd
Dear Joe,
No.
Sincerely,
America
Very difficult to watch poopy pants Joe, a lying, cheating fraud who stole the election from the American people. I cannot believe a word he says nor should the world.
He advocates jabs and the booster to save American lives, prevent death and severe illness. Calls them safe. Lies, lies, lies.
South Africa officials liken omicron to a mild cold.
Biden advocates jabbing children. Children have robust immune systems. No need for the jab. Covid poses no threat to children.
In reality, the jab causes inflammation, blood clots, and compromised immune systems. Poison.
Joe depends on Depends.
“Biden advocates jabbing children.”
Yes. Yes, he does.
Dear Joe,
Stop it. Stop it now!
May the fleas from a thousand camels fly up his arse!
Joe sounds constipated.
America needs an enema. NOW
He sounds like he’s on his third bloody Mary of the morning!
just plain pitiful
Slurred speech, long pauses, loses his train of thought, all indicative of dementia, drugs, or alcohol.
Could be all 3 🤷🏼♀️…
Joe Biden has dementia.
He is not the rightful President of the United States of America.
He is a tool of the Communists.
I wonder how long this disgrace will last.
Exactly 💯
The entire current so-called “administration” is a fraud. Might as well throw in most of our so-called “government” including all branches.
Stolen and fraudulent elections are the supreme evidence of , “enemies foreign and domestic”, running and administrating our Constitutional Republic Citizens.
Time to halt this merry-go-around circus clown show.
FJB. FBO. FBG.
LGB.
And the people really calling the shots have absolutely no idea what they’re doing.
No one in this regime is competent or sane.
How many Ivermectin pills can be bought for the price of 500 million rapid tests?
I wonder if the extra hospital resources is meant to handle the increase in senior care from boosters?
https://stuartbramhall.wordpress.com/2021/12/19/quebec-stops-giving-boosters-to-elders-who-have-had-covid-in-the-past-due-to-severe-life-threatening-side-effects/
The Chicago crime cartel was just on Neo-Con fox with increased Covid coup mandates. One of the fraud dr’s said a bit of truth I caught, “The understaffed hospitals being overwhelmed”. Understaffed because many quit over the covid mandates. See they create a crisis, and then give you more totalitarianism as the solution
Well, if they keep firing their *fully human* staff, there will be a shortage of staff to help those hospitalized with vaccine injuries, I mean “variants.”
Oxford University study shows a 1/100 adverse reaction to the Vax affecting the heart…that is right, one in one HUNDRED…almost 400,000 hospitalizations for heart conditions (myocardia/pericardia) for 38+M vaccines administered within 28 days the dosing
How about making monoclonal antibodies easily available in all 50 states? Florida has the answer, and if Biden had a brain left, he would steal that plan and implement it nationwide. His approval would go up then.
The dirty secret is they are available in lots of places, but it’s a big secret – especially the process and the timing rules. The media is in total blackout on it. I found a WaPoo article, of all things, but I had to search.
Anyone who is having trouble with blood oxygen needs to learn the process in advance and go demand MCA as early as possible. In blueMA it’s available in certain emergency room settings, outpatient, but you must be under the time deadline (10 days) and have a positive PCR test (bogus of course but that’s the bureaucracy!).
“Of the 38,615,491 vaccinated individuals included in our study, 385,508 (1.0%) were admitted to hospital with or died from cardiac arrhythmia at any time in the study period. 86,754 (0.2%) of these occurred in the 1-28 days after any dose of vaccine. 20% of those who were admitted to the hospital had received a vaccine in the previous 28 days.”
So…..
The “vaccines” do not cure COVID.
The “vaccines” do not prevent the spread of COVID.
They do not prevent COVID re-infection (breakthrough).
The “vaccines” deplete the immune system, in particular cancer-fighting T8 cells.
They have a long record of serious side-effects, including permanent disability and death.
They are not vaccines at all but gene modifiers.
And why is this admin still pushing these shots????
That 1% is probably a low ball number
The vax doesn’t reduce symptoms. The vast, vast majority of COVID cases from the very beginning were mild for most people. So mild that many never even realized they had it. FROM THE BEGINNING.
There is no proof that the vax is reducing symptoms because it was already mild for the majority of people!
I read today that MABs ate also having problems with new variants and are being discontinued. By far and away, the correct path to take is that of the several proven protocols using common and repurposed drugs.
Got a link? I’d be interested. I’ve heard the opposite from the honest doctors I’ve spent hours listening to – that the MSA treatment works for all variants.
They did fine for the delta in my case.
And it doesn’t look as if anybody will really need them for the Moronic if it’s mild and does not lead to viral pneumonia.
Those two variants appear to be the only relevant ones as of now.
Also, that “correct path” is not so easy in a blue state where nobody can get either HCQ or Ivermectin.
I would have both stockpiled if I could. Not so much for me now that I have natural immunity, but for people close to me who got jabs early on before anyone knew much.
I haven’t tried the online sources because not sure which ones to trust and not sure the supply chain thing will not make it impossible anyway.
So far for me, ReliableRx.com has been reliable. Took about three weeks to get Ivermectin without a prescription. I doubt I could get a doc to prescribe it in my ted county of a purple state.
The site for American Association of Physicians and Surgeons lists various online and in person options for getting therapeutics.
aapsonline.org
I can’t recall which of the blogs I follow put me on to this, but a web search of “monoclonal antibody treatment regenron not effective against omicron”
yields these links among others:
https://www.news-medical.net/news/20211220/New-study-suggests-most-monoclonal-antibody-treatments-are-ineffective-against-Omicron-SARS-CoV-2-variant.aspx
https://www.reuters.com/business/healthcare-pharmaceuticals/lab-test-eli-lilly-regeneron-antibody-therapies-lose-out-against-omicron-2021-12-14/
Well, if his puppetmasters wanted the scam to end that’s what would be done. But, alas, that’s the last thing they want.
And they couldn’t care less about Brandon’s approval – there is another marionette waiting off-stage, and another after that, and another, and another…
Dear Brandon, I don’t want or need your help. STOP helping me.
Who knew that if people are tested they are less likely to get sick? That doesn’t make any sense. And he, of course, doesn’t know it doesn’t make any sense.
What Joe is really saying is Xmas sales suck and he needs a scapegoat. If not for the unvaxed, there would be more people in stores buying things.
Who wants to mask up to go shopping?
Pehaps Pfizer, Soros and Gates aren’t making enough money?
If they plan to conduct mRNA gene editing experiments on people *against* their will, those cotton “testing”swabs work just fine.
Don’t accept any test swabs. Spit in a cup tests only.
How about “don’t accept any tests…” PERIOD!
Don’t play their damn games!!!
Just fjb
He is the worst president ever and probably the lowest IQ…Idiocracy personified.
Yeah Joe!
Your gonna save my life even if you have to destroy it to do so.
What a frickin disaster this butt-wad is!
Right Joe, just look at Corey Booker, Elizabeth Warren, and MN Gov Tim Walz. That should be enough evidence to get vaccinated, for cryin out loud Walz has hardly any symptoms. The best evidence for NOT getting vaxed and boosted is RIGHT THERE! Oh wait, I’m confused, I meant for getting a vasectomy or I mean some vaseline, oh you know what I mean.
Idiot.
Vaxectomy?
FJB
Is this when we’re supposed to be convinced to drink the koolaid. or when they point the guns. All this for a cold, seems a bit melodramatic.
How about Branch-Covidians as Heaven’s Gaters?
The convincing hasn’t been going well.
Once that’s exhausted, then the guns come out.
That’s what they’re afraid of.
In Austria they are sending out “hunters” to track down and forcibly vaccinate people. I have only one question: when (not “if”) that comes here, will that be enough over the line to shoot back?
The question isn’t will it be enough….
The question is will there be enough….
We will see…..
My very question, but was encouraged this morning when I read that 2/3 of the colonist were originally not in favor of the American Revolution, so again it may depend on we the USMCRet in firing the first canon of resistance….Yes, its coming, and we will see!
The hunters amy become the hunted. Careful what you wish for, mates.
This “cold” is the worst illness I have had in years. After 2 weeks had to go to the ER, positive, almost totally dehydrated from vomiting and diarrhea, passed out cold twice and fell backward onto the floor, high fever, choking half to death with coughing . Unvaxed and no comorbididities. Be careful.
Did you follow the Zelenko protocol, or treat yourself with any of the effective off label medicines?
Were you taking vitamin C, D, zinc, quercetin, and bromelaine?
What was your early onset treatment during the initial phase?
I’m assuming you were immediately treated therapeutically with Hydroxychloroquine and/ or Ivermectin by the medical facility you made the ER visit.
oh !!!! sounds like you are a troll with a bad script
I’m old enough to remember that that sounds like the flu we used to get around here.
That does NOT sound like Omicron (the moronic). My guess is you had the delta. Hope you recovered.
The new claim is that the moronic has taken over the delta, at least here in blueMA – which will be better for everyone.
You didn’t say if you tested positive for covid. Keep in mind out of everyone tested for the last 2 years, there has been around 10% or so positive with covid.
What that really means, and no one is talking about, 90% of those feeling ill or forced to test are not sick at all or have some other flu or cold. So, the odds are 10 to 1 if you’re tested you DON’T have covid.
Can we get any follow up or ask what treatments you received? Or was this just a load drop?
I had that in Brazil from eating at a food vendor’s cart. You don’t know what you have, do you?
It appears you weren’t careful and didn’t prepare.
So you waited two weeks and were almost totally dehydrated after passing out twice and half choking to death with coughing before you sought medical help?
Sorry, but that doesn’t sound like you were taking your health very seriously.
There are plenty of protocols that could have assisted you not the least of which is drinking a substantial amount of water if you were vomiting with diarrhea.
And positive with what? Please be specific.
Illness is difficult but we each play a part in our own health.
I know of no one that is choosing to be un”vaccinated” without having a plan of action if they were to get covid.
If you were that ill you should have gotten tested and, if positive, commenced with any number of available protocol for treatment instead of getting dangerously dehydrated to the point you were passing out.
Well, sounds like you had the flu. “Positive” means nothing, other than you have some viral load, like 99% of the population during this time of year.
So stay in bed, drink plenty of fluids, put a mustard plaster on your chest, and take OTC meds to mitigate the symptoms – just like your momma told you to do. Watch Hallmark Christmas movies, and stay warm!
My obligation to facts and observable reality define my actions as they affect my life.
I have examined the facts on what the vaxx really is and how it really works and what the impacts have actually been.
I have observed the veracity of your promises as tested against truth.
Therefore, I refuse.
Bite me Brandon!
If the vax worked, the unvaxed would not be a threat.
If masks worked , then the unvaxxed and unmasked would not be a threat. No point in risking your life to get a killer shot when a simple mask will do an equally effective job.
If voting worked in 2020, we would not be in this place now.
Fight the disease at the real source…
How about Joe Biden as Marshal Applewhite?
Joe neglected to say the obvious. He has enticed millions of people to illegally enter the U.S. but does not demand they be vaccinated. So this is not really about health, it is about control. By the way what is in these shots that do not prevent the China virus? Joe seems desperate and agitated. Mean man, greedy man, nasty man.
Ahhhh, the old ” I promise you” line. Well, since he’s a politician, we know he’s lying.
I’m getting mighty sick of hearing, “I’m not kidding”.
WTH, FJB, you are the occupant of the WH. We don’t expect you to be kidding, you moron.
It is NOT Free!!!!!
Do Not Comply!
P.E.R.I.O.D.!
“Vaccines” are not free; they are paid for by American taxpayers.
Joe Biden says he wants to save my life. Only problem is he will lie to your face about things that don’t matter.
My faith in Jesus Christ has saved mine. I have no need of Brandon or any of these flailing, lost souls.
So the ‘puppy’ didn’t help his approval numbers?
Given how he has done (or not done) with his dog, Major, Joe Biden should not be allowed to be in charge of a puppy never mind be being ‘in control’ of a nation.
Exactly 💯
Maybe time for a porcupine or skunk as pets 🤔 😳 😬
Fits JoeBama’s personality and his administration personality much better
Anyone willing to chip in on a pet king cobra?
Joe biden needs to be removed from office and locked away in a padded cell where he can’t hurt himself.
And the people pulling his strings need to be arrested, found guilty of treason, and executed (not necessarily in that order).
👌👍 You’re right ✅️
Going to be a lot of cleaning skills called for from our Constitutional Republic Citizens.
Sounds like a Whittmore kidnapping plot.
Is anybody even listening to this clown? I know the Washington Press Corps likes to pretend what they’re doing matters, but seriously… are even two percent of Americans tuned into anything he’s saying?
If I was Winnie the Pooh and wanted to seize effective control of Taiwan and the S China Sea, now’s looking like a pretty good time.
The 17 people who watch C-Span might be tuned in to The Manchurian Marionette’s idiocy, otherwise…YAWN!
Maybe this is why they intentionally scheduled this ‘major announcement’ for a time when the majority of American voters are, or are supposed to be, at work and not watching our ventriloquist’s dummy in chief?
They can’t do Xiden in primetime. He would fall asleep.
Consume feces, Joe.
Yes. Consume mass quantities, Xiden, you frigging conehead (built in dunce hat).
When a Communist tells you he’s going to save your life, it usually doesn’t end well. The only thing they will save you from is your freedom.
If he and other politicians are so concerned about the safety of the American people they would stop releasing criminals on to the streets and close the border to the invasion. Those things are their responsibility not covid.
And your money, property, and personal belongings. Cuba is a more recent example.
He is in fact a communist. Blumenthal just went to a communist meeting and gave an award speech without any denouncing from SlowJoe. That means Joe agrees and that means he is also a commie.
Good grief, Faux Joe! Just leave us the heck alone, stay out of our faces, and stop screaming. (And, no, I am not impressed you have a new puppy. I just feel sorry for the puppy.)
Mostly everyone already knows Obamacron is like a cold. Oh well I guess they’re going to play it out a bit longer. I still say that they are going to wind down covid and declare victory months before the midterms.
“Obamacron”
LOL
Foxtrot Juliet Bravo
In 2022, in order to preserve the power of the Democrat Majority the House, Senate and Presidency. Resident Joe Biden using the skills he learned in 50 years in politics copies the Austrian Covid Vaccination Hunters.
Democrats in the Blue States Celebrate as they lose more Freedoms, because Life, Liberty and Happiness must take a back seat to protect EVERYONE.
Ironically, the The Biden Covid Vaccination Hunters do not pursue Illegal “Immigrants” crossing the Borders!
Unfortunately, he isn’t different than most heads of current governments. Some may be better at concealing their real feelings and motives, but the objectives are all exactly the same. And many others are just as angry, vindictive and then intolerant.
Even Trump is condoning the jab as beneficial and recommended. That in itself lends implicit support to the logic of Biden’s rampage. The differences don’t negate the fundamental similarity in endorsing the jabs.
Biden is an easy target because of his unfiltered rhetoric. But he is part of the almost universal consensus from all heads of countries worldwide.
Biden’s mental deterioration and inherent lack of self control are useful in the sense that he can’t help saying what they’re all thinking.
We get peeks behind the curtain we’re not supposed to see.
Well….you just proved your ability to play right along with their plans….
You just had to bring “Orange Man Bad” into this…..
OMG!
In a risk benefit analysis, the jab may be good for some people. It should be a decision you and your doctor make, providing your doctor isn’t part of an HMO that has been bought out by Big Pharma. Most have.
President Trump never would have mandated “vaccines” or done anything to minimize American industry, which that certainly would have done. He touted and was excoriated for it, the use of therapeutics.
I suspect under President Trump we may have seen a similar dispense of Ivermectin as was done in Uttar Pradesh.
Remember, he tackled Big Pharma into reducing drug costs to Americans. Biden reversed it.
If he had only made such a convincing argument 6 months ago, I wouldn’t have been holding out all this time.
Dear Government House, I’m sorry I made your life so hard 🙁
Now GFY!
When you know you’ve been ‘Installed’ talking ‘Down’ to people is irrelevant….When you know you’ve been ‘Installed’ your dismal poll numbers of 38% approval mean nothing…..When you know you’ve been ‘Installed’ doubling down on unlikability and bitterness means nothing…… When know you’ve been ‘Installed’ Skyrocketing inflation means nothing…..Sadly, None of this is surprising….
Yup . . . . I’ve been saying for a while now that tyrants DO NOT CARE what the people think (unless, of course, it’s to figure out who is dissenting and send FIB to take you out).
I think we’re approaching peak COVID Scientology.
Joestown, (Guyana)
Scientology’s Bridge to Total Freedom has eight steps.
Covidology’s Bridge to Total Immunity has infinite boosters.
L. Ron ain’t got nothin’ on Anthony.
Brandon and Fauci competing for the role of Xenu….
I learned a lot from The White House Occupant, therapeutics play no part in defeating the plague, parents should get their diabetic children the poke, the unpoked can infect the poked, being one of the unpoked means I am a killer and if you don’t pass his Communist Plan he will yell at you and you must get the children poked even though they don’t need it and that’s all I have to say about that.
There be a whole lotta pokin goin on………….
sounds like the lyrics to a country song 😀
Great summary and spot on.
Yeah no Stealing Joe…
Not going to happen….
What will happen is…..
NO MERCY!
Blah, blah, blah, Joe. FJB.
The conversation is useless.
Until the conversation is focused on treatment with the best available medications / supplements by the medical providers that see patients every day is instituted—-Suffering, early death, Control and making money will continue to be the primary goal.
IF the primary goal was to get people well, then yes, early treatment and supplements and anything that actually works would be pushed, but our health IS NOT the goal (and since it’s not the goal, they need to stay away from me and my family).
Personally, I believe the goal is genocide of the undesirables and enslavement of everyone else.
Everybody see now why they kept him in the basement for the entire campaign.
KJB
KKH
AND ALL THEIR MINIONS
TRAITORS ALL
The Brandon misadministration is just trying to deflect and distract since BBB is dead, so Joe’s grumpy old man act in front of the camera about COVID will take some limelight away from the failure to pass BBB.
We have to destroy capitalism in order to save it.
Let me let you in on a little secret…..the dreaded “ Omicron “ is nothing more then the yearly flu.
They are using the flu to intimidate and coerce, extort more people into the poison shots.
Omicron is more like common cold level.
What difference does it make? If you’re listening to this BS and falling for the crapola coming out of everyone’s eyes, mouth and ears….who cares if it’s a cold or flu….they’re all upper respiratory viruses….they’re all (at one time) classified as covid.
Don’t listen to the claptrap, don’t buy into this BS that Orange Man Bad wants everyone jabbed, don’t buy into this stupid, stupid, stupid storyline(s).
Just live your life everyday, ignore the morons, slap on a smile, breath the fresh air, boost up your immune system and have a Merry Christmas!
Funny, I read the first three words:
Angry Joe Biden Doubles
and I thought this article would be about Biden impersonators.
This doesn’t help the “vaccine” push.
1 in 100 “vaccinated” were admitted to the hospital or died of arrhythmia.
https://www.thegatewaypundit.com/2021/12/oxford-study-shocker-1-100-vaccinated-individuals-admitted-hospital-died-arrhythmia-study-period/
You can make an analogy with the injections and boarding a plane.
Say there are 300 passengers on an airplane. 3 of them will die before reaching the destination.
Would you board this airplane?
Bush said something along those lines about saving the free market by bailing out banks. He was stupid too
Capt. Queeg-Biden is losing his strawberries right in front of our eyes.
“This is the captain speaking. Some misguided sailors on this ship still think they can pull a fast one on me. Well, they’re very much mistaken. Since you’ve taken this course, the innocent will be punished with the guilty. There will be no liberty for any member of this crew for three months. I will not be made a fool of! Do you hear me?
I suppose you’re wondering why I called this meeting. As you all know we had an excellent dessert for dinner tonight: ice cream and frozen strawberries. About an hour ago, I sent Whittaker to the pantry to bring me another portion. He came back with the ice cream, all right, but he said: “Sir, there ain’t no more strawberries.” Now, Gentlemen, I do not believe that the officers of this ship consumed a full gallon of strawberries. I intend to prove it.
Ah, but the strawberries, that’s, that’s where I had them, they laughed at me and made jokes, but I proved beyond the shadow of a doubt, with geometric logic, that a duplicate key to the ward room icebox did exist, and I’ve had produced that key if they hadn’t pulled the Caine out of action. I, I know now they were only trying to protect some fellow officer.”
Perfect analogy, good work!
I like how he reads his script. Just when you think he has completed his sentence, he reads the rest of the phrase. If only SNL was still a viable comedy show! What fun they could have with him.
A Monty Python sketch, playing out on the bridge of the USS Free World. If it weren’t so damn dangerous, this clown show would be hilarious.
Someone should tell Joe that international pirates day is in September. Take the vaccine… AR!
Did he take any questions? Jen, will he take questions?
She’ll “circle back” with you on that one.