No politician in history -sans Carly Fiorina- is as intellectually deficient on any policy yet resoundingly skilled at parseltongue sentence structures as Alfred E. Newman, aka Transportation Secretary Pete Buttigieg.
The ability to speak in structured sentence soundbites, that mean absolutely nothing, was and is his forte.
When Barack Obama and James Clyburn were organizing the pathway for Joe Biden in the 2020 election, they reached out in March to the remaining candidates and told each of them they were going to withdraw. Each candidate was given an offer they could not refuse along with a question of what terms it would take to get them out of the race and support the avatar that was/is Joe Biden.
Having watched the Buttigieg snap-n-pop candidacy, it was obvious his terms involved getting an innocuous job that would provide him and his husband enough graft to facilitate their lifestyle. Obama and Clyburn offered Alfred E. Newman the job of Secretary of Transportation. Pete Buttigieg’s curriculum vitae included that he held a drivers license, so he gleefully exclaimed his qualifications and accepted the job.
The guy is an absolute doofus; a soy version of Greta Thunberg, who is incapable of speaking about anything that makes any sense. He is a caricature of the person who thinks they know something, so they speak in weird sentences that amount to total gibberish. WATCH:
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“What I can tell you is that we are doing everything for the short term and the long term and we will work through the factors that present themselves as challenges in the terms that we encounter on everything. … The significant problems are not problem of insignificance because they are not important problems, they are significant challenges because of the importance of their significance and we are addressing them in both long and short term solutions. … This is important, not just morally but also economically, because the challenges are what we need to recognize as important maintenance issue challenges.”
I read what he said. I then said, “Huh?”
Alfred E. Newman is a genius compared to this empty suit.
He reminds me of Professor Irwin Corey, “The World’s Foremost Authority.” (A genuinely comedic talent who talked in unintelligible circles).
Omg,, I had forgotten about Prof. Corey,,,just remembering him now makes me laugh. Thanks for the memories.
Car Wash, 1976?
Just listened…oh my giddy aunt!! Make it stop! I bet the Rhodes Scholar Selection Committee are busy scrubbing out his name from his time there. If not, I suggest they get right on it.
LOLOL, this is a big Let’s go Brandon to Buttjudge.
Raising kids is an expensive proposition. Pete’s going to have to
get larger kickbacks and bribeswork more.When they gave him the job, they never ever thought it might actually turn out to be important.
Does this guy smoke a lot of marijuana? He sounds like, you know, like, really heavy philosophers, man who say stuff that’s like so really profound, you know what I mean?
He makes Cheech and Chong look like Einstein. Like wow, man.
Picture if you can, a conversation between him and Biden.
No man, I’M joe
Remember In Living Color?
A conversation between Pete and Biden? I literally would pay to see that…
Better yet how about Hunter & Howdy Doody Pete?
That would be interesting.
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“Dave’s not here!”
I watched him once in Indianapolis, after a police shot a Black Democrat, and the Black democrats were very agitated, Little Pete was very scared as many Limousine Liberals are when confronted by the Black section of their “party”. He threw the police under the bus like a good Democrat-marxist……..I enjoyed watching him sweating bullets
I remember him as mayor calling for more illegal aliens for his city.
He said that he wanted 30 thousand illegals for South Bend Indiana.
American citizens are second class citizens in their own country.
That’s not all that these perverts smoke.
Ok, this has nothing to do with this thread, but is so cool. You will not regret watching it.
Well…if you’re gonna go anyway, might as well have some fun. I guess?
Sorry but I did regret it.
Cheetos!!’ ???????????
I don’t think Pete is much worse than what I have been hearing for 40 years from DC from both parties.
True, but 30 years ago there was a semblance of articulate speech.
He’s articulate. It’s just that what he is articulating doesn’t make any sense.
Now Harold he’s a friendly guy he Rambles on and on, he’ll talk the balls off a rhinoasaurus.
Fact is he just doesn’t make much sense.
Stan says “This guy’s pretty bizarre Gus”
Primus – Harold Of The Rocks
He is articulate at articulating his articulation
Thank you, Mom, for the clarification regarding the abstract specifics.
It’s called BS.
Isn’t Alfred E Buttegieg getting a roundtable to fix this? Perhaps it’s a lazy Susan or something.
Some retired English teacher please diagram anyone of his “parceltongue sentence structures” above for me! How he keeps a straight face saying such nothingness is beyond me? He’s a twofer Democrat and gay! Didn’t realize he’s the wife!
Pete ButtGig – living proof Oxford is an incubator for Communists.
Buttigieg, repeat slowly after me, “we – no – longer – require- the – new – emission – filters – on – old – trucks”.
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I mean, trucks are soooo inexpensive, just like this guy’s bike, so there should be thousands of brand new ones just sitting around waiting to be jabbed into the logjam in order to further the chaos the port masters have so carefully cultivated — as they will be driven by newly imported Haitian’s who are exempt from getting the vaccination because their President was removed from office for resisting same, and, hence their refusal is their excuse for seeking asylum here in the first place . . .
It’s mental illness, on the bottle neck the whole premise lacks continuity and circles around to a turn speak propaganda,
On his mental illness relationship , is sinful and goes against right reason , 2 men cannot make life so the act is selfish and unhealthy , a man isn’t a woman and his body isn’t made for that ,
A man and a woman complement one another and can make life and sacrifice for it .
I’m not going to pretend that any of this is normal, scratch that , I mean physically or mentally healthy, .
If you do good things good things will happen,
https://www.americanthinker.com/articles/2021/10/buttigiegs_babies.html
What he didn’t tell you is that he is a talking version of a inane McKinsey survey
That goes on and on and is a waist of corporate money.
Secretary of Travesty
He is all we’ve come to expect after years of
governmentMcKinsey training.Vomit inducing wordsmith. Meet the press is nothing but propaganda.
Buttegeig is a creep hes ideal for FJBs menagerie.
Bute edge edge’s next interview,
“What’s everyone complaining about? It’s not like we have a magic wand or something!”
truly, immoral lifestyle affects your mentality
WTF – where did this moron get an education that allowed him to speak without saying anything about anything.
Naval Intelligence
Never considered someone who didn’t go to boot camp to be a real member of the military. He weaseled his way into getting a reserve commission and sitting behind a desk for 6 months so he could use it in running for office.
Lets Go Brandon
You nailed it! I was going round and round trying to figure how to describe his ceaseless droning when I read your comment and, bingo! That’s it. He’s like a boy in a boy’s body trying to pretend to be an adult, no less an adult in a position of authority and he has no clue. He puts on a suit, uses the best tone of voice he can muster, and links a bunch of meaningless words together with half-sentence cliche’s that sound good to the masses and there you have it: Pete in the seat offers up no meat, just word salad.
You don’t know? His dad was the Maltese leader of the International Gramsci S
ocietyCult.I am amazed at the pain endurance some individuals have. Able to listen to the Alfred E. for 60 seconds would be admirable.
always when I try and watch this guy I get the impression he has something smelly on his upper lip, that is all I see and cannot watch any more because I got a pretty good idea what that smell is. CANNOT WATCH HIM AT ALL
For anyone who doesn’t know, all this “word salad” say nothing = say anything stuff isn’t them being stupid, it’s the language or elite con artists (criminals) who know the public will sleep through most of this and tolerate it while the thugs rob the bank.
Yes the people in academia, politics, business, etc they all know this gag and use it because who will stop them?
No one.
Don’t you dare compliment them like that.
Professional thieves call it “telling the tale”, socialist welfare queens, call it “dialectics”.
😉
We have all these incompetent clowns running the country, and none of them are legitimate.
Joe Biden didn’t win the 2020 election.
IMO China is probably pretty close to launching another attack, and not just a bio-attack. #0bamagate
https://trendingpolitics.com/china-just-displayed-frightening-new-nuclear-capabilities-while-biden-cant-complete-sentences/
So, Buttgig is writing Biden’s scripts?
Is Pete auditioning to be the next Mr. Beam (except w/o the talent)?
When he was running for President I called him Mr. Plastic Gay. His whole career has been about checking off one credential box after another; college education, officer in the military, holding public office, coming out (once it was safe to). He’s as authentic as a mannequin and about as talented.
Side note: Do all these swivel-tongued blatherers go the same elocution school?
How did we end up with the most unpopular and incapable people in “leadership” roles? It boggles the mind.
They aren’t Obama’s army. They’re Obama’s minion avatars. Little stick figures. Placeholders. Our government is a figment of imagination. Wholly and completely useless. Yet deadly and destructive in real terms that affect our everyday lives.
I wish I could say wholly ignore them. But… China just sent a supersonic missile? around the globe… while Biden mumbles and stumbles, and Kamala plays make believe etc etc etc
Stolen elections have consequences.
Are all those shipboard containers idling of the west coast filled with Chinese soldiers and weaponry waiting for the signal from obama to invade?
This is no crazier the the caca going on in front of our eyes.
His entire life is built on lies, it’s no wonder he speaks gibble.
Combine Pete’s constant punctuated leaning forward with Kamala’s ceaseless grin and laugh and you’ve got a great bobblehead!
I can only imagine this is akin to the Faux News headline I just saw (I didn’t read the article): “Fauci says he knows why people don’t like him”
I’m sure Fauci didn’t say because I’m a lying weasel who doesn’t know what I’m talking about and I’m nothing but a political hack who politicized medicine for my own benefit.
Hold on, for the first time since I’ve been reading this column, I have to call Bulls—. He didn’t say that, or anything like it. Why do you have quotation marks around this statement when he did not say anything like this? I’m extremely disappointed in this. Good grief, things are absolutely stinking, on their own, we don’t need fabrication, and this type of creative writing can rightly be called a lie. Do we really want to do this type of writing?? This is beneath your usually excellent work.
This is a good example of, better read things yourself no matter the source, because you just don’t know what’s true unless YOU read it or hear it. Case in point. Please do better.
And as astounded as I am by this, I have to add to it. He actually said that we wouldn’t have so much backed up cargo if people would BUY AMERICAN! This is something that is 100% true, yet it didn’t make your quote here. He pushed buying American, which as far as I can tell, every patriot would want. Now I know the Biden administration only works in opposition to business, I know that, but still, he didn’t say anything awful, and that was a good thing for him to say. If only they would build up American manufacturing, we could say they actually mean it. They won’t. They’ll do everything but.
The real mess here was the Meet the Press guy, who claimed people are asking for the National Guard to offload cargo. !!
Also calling for, oh my God, FOREIGN WORKERS???? Are they out of their minds?? We’ve GOT zillions of “foreign workers” flooding over the freaking border every day! They want us to give out visas to get MORE???
Flipping stupid people.
Agree.
So the Sec of Transportation is spouting the same words of Trump. We could resolve this if their were more American manufacturing.
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If I may defend:
Sundance took some editorial license in using some snippets of Mayor Pete’s conversation, as illustration of the man’s manner of filling in space and time with words intending to impress for the manner in which they were strung together.
That he is coyly attempting to throw Joe Bribem under the bus by reminding us that we should be looking at the ‘Buy American’ slogan is fine to point out, but it fails to take into acccount that this guy believes American productivity is creating these issues.
The cost of trucking equipment is not even considered, nor that CA regulations require ever-newer equipment to be permitted to ‘work’ that state.
Regular, everyday truck owner/operators are simply in no position to outfit themselves such that they can go hustle some of this work . . .
Perhaps what this administration is actually saying is:
Bye America
Thank you, Sundance. I need a good laugh. Where’s Saturday Night Live? This is million dollar material right here.
Maybe he thought he was on Saturday night live. OTOH, what he said required no thought at all.
I have busted more intellegent bricks.
Got his degree from sears and roebuck.
Fellow Texans, I am proudly standing here to humbly see.
I assure you, and I mean it- Now, who says I don’t speak out as plain as day?
And, fellow Texans, I’m for progress and the flag- long may it fly.
I’m a poor boy, come to greatness. So, it follows that I cannot tell a lie.
Ooh I love to dance a little sidestep, now they see me now they don’t-
I’ve come and gone and, ooh I love to sweep around the wide step,
cut a little swathe and lead the people on.
Now my good friends, it behooves me to be solemn and declare,
I’m for goodness and for profit and for living clean and saying daily prayer.
And now, my good friends, you can sleep nights, I’ll continue to stand tall.
You can trust me, for I promise, I shall keep a watchful eye upon ya’ll…
Ooh I love to dance a little sidestep, now they see me now they don’t-
I’ve come and gone and, ooh I love to sweep around the wide step,
cut a little swathe and lead the people on.
Now, Miss Mona, I don’t know her, though I’ve heard the name, oh yes.
But, of course I’ve no close contact, so what she is doing I can only guess.
And now, Miss Mona, she’s a blemish on the face of that good town.
I am taking certain steps here, someone somewhere’s gonna have to close her down.
Ooh I love to dance a little sidestep, now they see me now they don’t-
I’ve come and gone and, ooh I love to sweep around the wide step,
cut a little swathe and lead the people on.
Ooh I love to dance a little sidestep…
And, ooh I love to sweep around the wide step…
Cut a little swathe and lead the people on.
How in the hell do they decide which one is the wife and which is the husband?
I’ve had several of these acquaintances and it can completely baffles me
LOL
I felt like I was watching a comedian ridiculing a politician.
LMAO
He spouts an endless stream of gobbledygook
These Marxists are always so quick to call out capitalism when they see a weakness in something despite it being govt regulations that caused the problems in the first place. However, when something succeeds, they immediately praise whatever alphabet agency that stood by/in the way of the private contracted workers that did the actual work.
I pity those babies who will learn nothing of substance under that roof.
What recession is Newman taking about? We weren’t in recession in November-January 2021….? Also, are purchases skyrocketing as Newman said? I swear a slow down in buying has already been reported….
I’m thinking democrat policy is destroying a lot of businesses.
https://www.businessinsider.com/nemain-marcus-and-last-call-closing-stores-list-addresses-2020-7
scum pedophiles
Love the dig at Carly Fiorina, Sundance.
Can’t stand Carly.
Anybody else remember the anti-American /pro-islam speech that she made about a month after we were hit on 9/11/2001?
She rambled on about how the US owed a debt of gratitude to islam……Blah blah blah….
https://ivn.us/2015/08/11/911-speech-carly-fiorina-hoped-forgot-may-kill-candidacy
Did anyone notice that Mayor Pete kept taking giant gulps of air during the interview? That is something one does when one is extremely nervous about what one is saying and hopes one isn’t getting caught up in one’s massive bullshit lies….So telling. Go home, Pete….
TCT, MAY 2021: Transportation Secretary Alfred E Newman took center stage today to outline the White House response to the gas crisis as people up and down the East coast are unable to find fuel. We are so screwed with these professional political idiots, who have never held a real private sector job, in charge of U.S. policy.
Secretary Newman is skilled in the use of parseltongue: ‘We understand the concerns that need to be understood in order to evaluate the concerns that have been expressed. Our understanding has led to a larger discussion about the concerns and we understand the need to coordinate with our partner agencies toward the common goal of understanding. Now that we have the analysis to understand the greater concern, we are evaluating the fastest way to express the understanding of the analysis to a more broad network of partners. As soon as that network understanding is in place, then we will have a better understanding for the American people about their concern‘
… or something. Yes, these are the words of wisdom from the Secretary of Transportation.
“We understand your concerns……may the odds ever be in your favor”
Alfred E. Newman from the Capital District.
That quoted paragraph could have been lifted straight from a script of the British TV show “W1A” which was a satirical look at the BBC.
Showed just the quote to my husband and ask him want it meant. At first he was befuddled, but then responded: “He’s talking about changing diapers.”
How did Petey get back his pre-pregnancy figure so soon ?
How Mayor Pete Hides His Radicalism by Rush Limbaugh
https://news.iheart.com/featured/rush-limbaugh/content/2019-04-02-rush-limbaugh-blog-how-mayor-pete-hides-his-radicalism/
Look at those two deviants, acting like one of them (or both) just gave birth to a baby. Total freakizodes!
Playing House.
Pete, if you drop out of the race now, besides the (wink-wink) $$$$, we’ll create an artificial transportation crisis and you get to be on tv a lot with F Cuck Todd !
God help us.
That photo…….Absolutely No Words…….SMDH
What can I say? We’re worst then Sodom and Gomorrah!
Simple prayer says lots. I’m with you.
That is my prayer every hour of every day.
Please.