First things first. If there ever was an actual “insurrection”, a couple hundred patriots with axe handles would easily crush these out-of-shape DC riot goons dressed like teenage ninja turtles. Just sayin’… Although, to be fair, a few of the groups did look like they just raided the costume surplus from the last Batman movie.
Today, the feds planted undercover operatives all over the DC mall in an effort to manipulate the crowd and set-up another “insurrection narrative.” However, in a hilarious turn of events no one showed up to play. As a result, there were more media looking for stories than actual protestors, and the DC riot police looked like knuckleheads on a scavenger hunt for Easter eggs. Dummies.
Amid the over-the-top nonsense, the DC police did notice a suspicious man dressed in Antifa garb wearing a concealed firearm. However, when they moved in to question him, the doofus had to admit he was an undercover federal agent and showed his badge. That’s when things really got funny because the cops, now with a case of the sads, had to pretend like they were arresting him in order to retain appearances. It was all caught on camera. WATCH:
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Apparently, according to the Twitter, this is what happens when you throw an entrapment party and no one shows up.
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I know it might be hard to believe, but it does get funnier than the Spaceballs extras video-taped above.
FBI Briefing instructions: “Look normal, as close to “cookout party dads” as possible. Pick up your Kohl’s gift cards at the desk on your way out. High socks preferred for optics. Remember boys, be invisible!” “Alex, you take point on this one.” “Got it!” “Hey guys, lets all look the same, so that way we will look like everybody else”…
Government issued Ray-Ban’s… √
Squared away haircuts…. √
Black socks…. √
Govt approved wristwatches… √
Inability to blend in, and look totally stupid…. √
Wait what… why did that guy just say we look like “prouder boys”?
This doofus is just a fed in plain clothes, he’s not undercover anything, he’s just play acting as one. I worked undercover for three years and never carried my badge/ID or showed it to anyone, especially any police and they loved to harass me. I even got arrested a couple of times, took the trip to jail, provided a name which they ran through the FCIC system and an hour later 2 US Marshals showed up and took custody of me and took me back home.
Had you broken any laws when you were arrested? That’s the real question
Plain clothes dude’s day didn’t turn out as he had hoped.
Those capital hill police all velcroed into their stuff look like a bunch of goobers.
None of any thing they are wearing velcroed on looks like it would be any good for protecting anything.
Some of them look like they are huffing and puffing their way to passing out or something.
I saw a video where they were pitifully chugging along in two scraggly rows huffing and puffing their way to fainting when a guy on a scooter passes them easy.
They were all bundled up in their silly suits and this guy came whipping by them in shorts and a tee shirt on his foot scooter.
Really, was any one there afraid of them except this guy from the FBI that they arrested?
washing dc is built on a swamp. it was a hot, humid day and the cops in their black riot gear were all burning up from heat and humidity. what a lark.
They looked like overfed Roman Centurions
Outstanding.
I think you were in a different environment, not someplace someone was hoping for an OK Corral remake. If the hope was that something dramatic would happen right there, in real time, the badge might have been necessary to avoid worse than getting arrested. It could have be complicated if the next Ashley Babbit were FBI.
It’s the Special Agent Olympics
Now that’s funny
Did you entrap anybody that was committing a crime with an actual victim?
Mel brooks did not want a second space balls movie made and this is where the costumes from movie #1 went to the District of Criminals police
Perhaps that video should be submitted for “Best Ironic Comedy of 2021”!
LOLOL
Yackety Sax!!! LOL
I’m dead! RFLMAO!
Dyin’ here 🙂
That’s the Reality. Here is how they see Themselves
I can’t decide if their plastic “uniforms” are cockroach or armadillo copies … but … these clowns were actors … NOT real military or Police.
Ninja turtles ?
Undercover no more, m.f.ers. Some of these “guys” may have been intended to get some of us killed, and certainly to get us arrested, IF we had let them fool us, again.
How about a little “facial recognition software”, and doxxing? Seems like the least they deserve.
I can’t help but think about what could have happened, on the 6th, if it had been an insurrection.
Tar and feathering every member of Congress, AND their staffs, would have been a totally appropriate responce, especially in retrospect.
Cold anger gets hot, when I think about it.
Agreed. there has already been one guy ID’ed on facebook as a former Arkansas NG. let’s get them out in the open for all to see and know who their neighbor is.
The Illustrated Primer could make short work of the FR…
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This is the gift that just keeps on giving! One photo…so many, many applications for this joke of an administration. ???
It looks like these dudes with bulging front pockets are wearing Ray-ban smart glasses. The Verge says these glasses are Facebook on you face. The glasses have 2 front facing cameras for video and photos. They really blend in.
That homo looks like a young Liberace.
He does ! LOL
Has his own show, “Queer Eye for the FBI.”
Gay Pride guys, not my idea but from a poster on another blog.
Well Sundance , just saying “Nothing like a nice piece of hickory.”
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Obviously at the next (real) rally, we we need to put out some style guidelines.
TOGAs!!!
Tulsi Gabbard on the corrupt FBI
Gabbard. I want to think she’s sincere, but…
I agree. We have to be very careful. I do enjoy it when she says true things, but even the Dem leaders calling her a Russian agent last year could have just been to help build a ‘legend’.
By now I hope all you men and women have realized politicians, republicans, and democrats are the same. They are on different sides of the coin, but they are all on the same coin…
Both Tulsi Gabbard and Dan Crenshaw are members of the Soros-funded and run Future Leaders something-or-other. She was also at CFR for 5 years. Clearly already a controlled opposition stooge, which is a shame, because I though she had promise, with her albeit misguided, but nevertheless back then seemingly sincere comments.
Where is her video spotlighting fbi agents playing “undercover insurrectionists”?
They looked like they all shopped at Gay Commando over in Kalorama.
Two snaps!
“….and a circle…..a twist…and a kissss.”
Real men don’t shave their legs! Just sayin’ 😉
L. O. L. !!!
Or manicure their eyebrows.
Who are the dumb asses that voted for Biden and Commy Harris. Can’t change stupid
All my siblings except two — me and my sister in Louisiana.
Same here. My whole extended family with the exception of two cousins.
Looks like a Devo fan club reunion.
Are we not men? We are Devo.
Introducing the Jocko Homo leisure casual line at FBI Couture.
Notice the bulges in the front pockets. Wallets? but one looks suspiciously like some pocket pistol/holster printing and one soul does not seem happy being the subject of a photograph.
I don’t know a lot of men who put their wallets in their front pockets BUT you are spot on with the bulges in their front pockets and we know these men are a bunch of eunuchs so it ain’t part of their anatomy ?
in NYC, I certainly do carry all.my valuables in my.front.pockets
Lol I was about to post the same thing! It’s a NYC thing, though. MY 10 years in Manhattan did cement that habit.
Though funny enough I did notice about a few months ago, now 8 years removed from the city that I am putting it in my back pocket again like I did in high school and college.
I do, too. Phone, keys, and something just big enough to hold my DL, CC and a couple of twenties.
No more fat billfold, and no sore hip from sitting on one.
Yes it’s a must or it’ll be gone
Orlando and Vegas pickpockets are right up there with the best in NY..
I hadn’t noticed, but you are right, the front pockets definitely look overloaded.
Flip back to Page #2… search for “Everybody knows TRUMP WON ~ Vespucciland“…
But wait, those just might be Trump hats…for the “legend”.
Agreed.
If it were part of their anatomy would it not be in the wrong place? I’m a gurl so I do not where those “things” are supposed to be…
Lotbusyexec, my husband does keep his wallet in front pockets, I asked him years ago why, he said anyone can get into the back if there is a crowd or whatever, this way it is right by my balls, I would feel it, knock their teeth out if they tried. He is a real man and despises what has happened in this generation. He always says, God made Adam and Eve, not Adam and Steve, someone told him that part years ago and he uses it, when he sees men kissing in public or acting the way he was not brought up. No problem if they do it in private, still not moral in his opinion.
Guns
The guy in the center has a J frame revolver in his left pocket. Imprinted big time. HaHa
What has it got in its pocketses?
To continue with the “Spaceballs,” we are surrounded by assh….s!
“May the schwartz be with them.” ~ Commander Darth Milley
Fences, feds and stormtroopers, oh my!
If there ever is an insurection it will sneak up on the DC swamped like a thief in the night.
We got a couple of gym-bros who live in our apartment complex. They’d fit right in in that picture…
They’re the kind of Gym Bros who would complain about the AC/DC and the lack of Peletons.
“What is all this free weight stuff? Where’s the stepper?”
Gaybands are in style apparently.
The DC storm troupers need black capes, and little ears to stick to the top of their helmets
nananana
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BATMAN!
I love this place
And in attendance were 15 Afghani men with measles.
This may claim to be outdated. Isn’t there criminal activity for ALL parties involved, especially the FBI using planted operatives? https://www.justice.gov/archives/ag/undercover-and-sensitive-operations-unit-attorney-generals-guidelines-fbi-undercover-operations
IIRC the FBI burned that office to the ground before the IG showed up in early 2018
The IG had nothing nice to say about the state of disarray of the confidential informant files and the program in general.
They burned it to the ground so that no one would find out they used Pence’s chief of staff as a mole inside the Trump white house.
I wish I could say “I can’t wait to hear the rest of the story”, but we won’t.
Nanzi must be seething tonight while chopping her angry spoon into some rocky road ice cream.
I believe I read that Nancy is in Northern England and was greeted by people shouting that she should go away, she’s not welcome there, and the whole world knows Trump won. So she has many reasons to be seething.
To empty DC of G-Men, everyone go to your town square late tonight with some rope and tie little nooses onto public structures.
On gateway pundit they’re being dubbed jihad-joes
Personnel has certainly deteriorated. What a joke. I give Democrats a lot of credit when they deserve it. They stick together like fire ants and are just as much a pain in the ass. Then again, fire ants have no real purpose in life except be a pain in the ass and Democrats are the same. That being said, I have never seen such a completely dysfunctional and embarrassing collection of doofus miscreants as the current crop of Democrats. They look goofy, they are goofy. Still, they shouldn’t be underestimated, a doofus can still cause problems, but my goodness, I feel embarrassed for my country. They can’t even be good fascists.
They are definitely living up to their mascot
We are living inside a parody– a dangerous one but still a parody.
I want to give props to whoever runs and writes this blog. Seriously, you have become a go-to source for news, and your writing is spot on. You have your finger on the pulse of the latest. Thank you for your important work and contribution.
This is a post apocalyptic wonderland
… welcome, we have cookies
Amen! Of all of the emails I receive daily, I have only 3 that I actively watch for and read each installation; this is one of those 3 ( thee others are Barn Finds, and my banjo teacher).
Thank you for all you do for us and US!
That tells the intent of the setup…another insurrection. No dice.
The tweet was from a parody account so don’t draw any conclusions from it!
how does that go . . . “that didn’t age well, did it?”
I’m Agent Johnson, this is Special Agent Johnson. No relation.
We’re going to need some more FBI guys, I guess
And it is a Christmas movie!
LOL! I can’t help it, just LOL!
I ain’t ever gonna work when you have no clue who Americans are! LOL!
Those are Garmin Fenix GPS watches, retail about $650. Maybe used to electronically track their agents? Though I don’t know why you couldn’t just use a cellphone?
It’s cooler to have a watch on
Especially when they all match like we girls use to dress in 4th grade.
We would co-ordinate with each other to make sure that we were all on the same wave length when going some where “special” when we were 8 or 9 years old.
Looks like these goobers did the same thing; watches- check, dumb looking shorts- check, look alike tee shirts- check, sunglasses- check , then even fixed each others hair so they would look alike.
So sweet and special.
“then even fixed each others hair so they would look alike.
So sweet and special.”
Bwaaaaa hahahah hahahah!!!
Chuckle…..
Giggle….
THANKS FOR THE MORNING LAUGH!!!
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Heh!
Provocateurs
Walked into a laundrymat one day to buy some weed and there were 4 guys looked like that folding laundry and doing their clothes (supposedly). The girl that worked their swears they were customers that were working out of town doing laundry, but folks dressed like that pay someone else do their laundry. (I know I do) Anyway I told her I would come back later and made her meet me in the parking lot.
Kudos. That’s some well executed situational awareness.
They were all eyeballing me to as soon as I walked in….. too obvious.
Since you don’t look glad to see me, I’d guess that is a pistol in your pocket.
https://postimg.cc/G8fLcSfc
Guessing the attendance tally for today’s event was 50% media, 40% law enforcement
and maybe 10% Trump supporters
ROTFLMAO!!!!!!!!!!! PROUDERBOYS. GUFFAW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Six dudes in their 20s in shorts and short sleeves, but not a single tattoo.
They look like they all got to the PX after Basic Training and got the only civilian clothes on the rack.
Hold up a minute.
That would mean they have been in the military…….
And none of’em have cargo pockets. Can’t get there from here.
Now, could be they are expert gamers, though.
In the movie “Out of Sight”, Jennifer Lopez’s boyfriend is an FBI agent named Ray (Michael Keaton)…when Ray shows up to meet Jennifer’s dad (Dennis Farina), Ray is wearing the whole get up, complete with a black shirt that says: “FBI”…To which Dennis Farina says to him: “Do you ever wear one that says: “Under Cover”?”
We should do this every weekend. Totally disrupt the corrupticon lives….and get a huge chuckle. Once they start missing chores at home and even worse…anniversaries, wifey will start to reign in these MORONS.
You sure they married?
@ 1:05 – sounds like the checking him says “special agent”
6909 looked very much like Mike Pence!
These deepState globalists just don’t get it.
Got to be a new record time for a Babylon Bee story to come true.
Yeah, those fellas look like your typical MAGA man…
Notice how they all stand “defensive ready” hand position posture. Hard habit to break due to constant carrying a duty belt.
I always drink Mr Coffee when I watch Mr Radar, the Radar, it’s been jammed,
Who would use raspberry…
LONESTAR!
While the Swamp cat was setting the trap in Washington DC the mice struck in the Big Apple.
https://rumble.com/vmoect-love-my-nyc-patriotos-we-will-not-comply.html
All of the goofs are wearing watches. No one wears watches anymore.
None of the goofs have a ring on their left hand. Despite their age, they are all SINGLE…! Definite losers.
InsHannity’s 99%.
And you expect me to take vaccines recommended by these clowns? Get lost. I do not believe anything this government says.