First things first. If there ever was an actual “insurrection”, a couple hundred patriots with axe handles would easily crush these out-of-shape DC riot goons dressed like teenage ninja turtles. Just sayin’… Although, to be fair, a few of the groups did look like they just raided the costume surplus from the last Batman movie.
Today, the feds planted undercover operatives all over the DC mall in an effort to manipulate the crowd and set-up another “insurrection narrative.” However, in a hilarious turn of events no one showed up to play. As a result, there were more media looking for stories than actual protestors, and the DC riot police looked like knuckleheads on a scavenger hunt for Easter eggs. Dummies.
Amid the over-the-top nonsense, the DC police did notice a suspicious man dressed in Antifa garb wearing a concealed firearm. However, when they moved in to question him, the doofus had to admit he was an undercover federal agent and showed his badge. That’s when things really got funny because the cops, now with a case of the sads, had to pretend like they were arresting him in order to retain appearances. It was all caught on camera. WATCH:
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Apparently, according to the Twitter, this is what happens when you throw an entrapment party and no one shows up.
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I know it might be hard to believe, but it does get funnier than the Spaceballs extras video-taped above.
FBI Briefing instructions: “Look normal, as close to “cookout party dads” as possible. Pick up your Kohl’s gift cards at the desk on your way out. High socks preferred for optics. Remember boys, be invisible!” “Alex, you take point on this one.” “Got it!” “Hey guys, lets all look the same, so that way we will look like everybody else”…
Government issued Ray-Ban’s… √
Squared away haircuts…. √
Black socks…. √
Govt approved wristwatches… √
Inability to blend in, and look totally stupid…. √
Wait what… why did that guy just say we look like “prouder boys”?
More proof that Jan 06 was a set up.
Precisely.
Is it just me or does it seem like we’re seeing the dudes from the Matrix?
Once you take the red pill……………..well, you know the rest.
Pasty-faced millennial males with authority complexes….you know they were just aching to be like the Aussie police…..sad day in Amerika.
Saw video today of Aussie police getting steamrolled by a crowd of protesters. Glorious.
Its not a sad day, quite tge contrary.
Go watch the video of the undercover planted agitator being arrested…then not. They look like fools…the King has no clothes…none.
Then the pic of the identical idiots. I live in CT- people dress like that here. No MAGA people rather that’s the I graduated from prep school going out uniform. I bet one of them is either named Luke or Chet.
80’s all over again! They just need the mullets!
I can’t even believe the pic is real—-so weird.
It’s easier to spot them when they are the only ones to show up.
That’s perfect!!! Thank you for a much needed laugh!!
Bet all these faces can be found in the held-back Jan6 tapes.
“Men, when you hit the field remember not to shave for a week.”
So much drama and we are paying for these hags.
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He meant powder boys — the ones who all got the J&J vax . . .
… or maybe cake boys — the ones who all got the Brazilian wax
now THAT
stitches
Powder-puff boys
Our tax dollars at work- Not!
Reading on another site there has to be minimum 50 memes with the gaydar guys. Just keep getting funnier.
From Twit…
Straight men today dress like homosexuals from 2006. It’s weird. Rolled up Harvey Nuthugger shorts with their tits sticking out of a shirt 3 sizes too small.
Are these the cats that had that tv show?
They beat me to it.
I was gonnaa caption the last picture:
“Is this over yet? Where The Boys are is
having 2 for one happy hour”
One meme had…
When this is over want to meet at the Blue Oyster?
J. Edgar Hoover-approved uniforms 🙂
Mahoney from Police Academy has got to be lurking close.
My brain actually played the music from that movie!! Queue the saxophones!! ??
“…out-of-shape DC riot goons dressed like teenage ninja turtles. Just sayin’… “
Bahahahahaha
You know that last night every single one of them put that crap on and admired themselves in front of the mirror. ???
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Someone make a ruckus they all have to run toward and see how many can actually sprint AND breathe to get there . . .
I’d take bets that they would trip, fall over, and stack up like cordwood!
Then, they would roll around like Ralphie’s
little brother (in Christmas Story) trying to get up off the ground.
FBI Possibly Involved In Capitol Riot…Media Silent On Story
Eric Greitens breaks down the news about Thomas Caldwell, who was arrested for conspiracy on Jan. 6, and is also a former section chief for the FBI.
https://creativedestructionmedia.com/news/politics/2021/02/10/fbi-possibly-involved-in-capitol-riot-media-silent-on-story/
Do they cut each other’s hair?
No. Swording?
Nightly and in the shower, lol. Only one gets to be Leonardo…the others regretfully have to be Donatello….the sad one in the corners always Raphael cuz he only has a sai.
This is hilarious! So, is the fence going to stay up?
You bet!
Probably get reinforced. Optics. Everything is optics. Although completely unnecessary in this high tech day, the idea of building high walls and moats with crocodiles in them is absolutely necessary to assuage Pelosi’s fear and help her to convince her matrix companions of the validity of the threat from without. Not completely dismissing the need for a fence along our southern border due to its length and mostly wilderness terrain but, a few good men trained and armed is all it would really take. Trump simply announcing the fence sent a strong signal that worked better than the actual fence. I think this fence is also mostly signaling.
Sundance! This was hysterically funny!! I needed this. Besides being brilliant, you’re incredibly funny! I just love you.
Look like they just got back from their missions
Bout time one of their own gets arrested even if its fake.
Cry Wolf Strategy? ?
Protest / Rally. Participants do not show up.
Protest / Rally. Participants do not show up.
Protest / Rally. Participants do not show up.
Protest / Rally. Participants ??? ?
Gym bodies, not a single pair of cargo shorts, standing at parade rest except for hands in front holding water bottles. What a federal sausage fest.
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GMO sausage . . .?
Triple jabbed
Would have been more believable if these Feds were getting around in mobility scooters.
um, the guys using mobility scooters would still be more manly….
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Gym bodies??? Not one could bench 225 for 8 reps.
It’s our own government enacting terrorism against the citizens and PREVENTING them from exercising their RIGHT to assemble peaceably by putting violent plants in the crowd.
and it’s all on tape
Even better. Not even the MSM will be able to hide it. Can’t wait for Psaki to be asked a question about this.
“Good will always triumph, because evil is dumb”-Dark Helmet (paraphrase)
@Catturd
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That was an awesome fake event today in DC …
3 protesters
1,274 foaming-at-the-mouth fake news media members.
400 Storm Troopers from The Empire Strikes Back.
500 Fedbios dressed in cringe cloths with Apple watches.
Impressive! https://gab.com/emoji/1f602.svghttps://gab.com/emoji/1f602.svghttps://gab.com/emoji/1f602.svg
This is going to give Greg Gutfeld a months worth of material. ??????
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Over dressed drama queen capitol police, and an equally idiotic pretend antifa, Karen looking undercover fed agent. Everyone one of them looking absolutely ridiculous, with a show of force against nothing. What an embarrassment dc is.
And we pay their salaries …. !
I have to say the ray ban, black socks wearing ,matching watch guys are my favorite
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FB props. No, I did not say FBI . . .
RayBan and Facebook teaming up for camera sunglasses, all in the name of ‘progress’ . . .
I’m wondering if those government issued sunglasses come equipped with some high tech photo or video capabilities?
This is almost as DARKLY hilarious as the Aussies naming their face-recognition stay at home tracking app ‘Orwellian’.
This is seriously getting sci-fi, now.
Gotta love the standard issue “blend-in-with-the-crowd” shades .
Probably has facial recognition camera built in…..
yeah, and actual patriots and conservatives wear those little femme anklet socks, right?
all the time, right?
Only when their playing badmitten!
https://twitter.com/Shem_Infinite/status/1439346098066399235
That was brilliant!
And Twitter says it no longer exists. Can someone repost please?
So that’s where my garbage can lid got to.
Good one. Some days a little chuckle goes a long ways.
I had it. I lost it when I was running naked to the protest this morning & a Fed tripped me.
Nailed it again Sundance. Those dorks are so obvious. Look fresh out of some LE academy. Must have had crotch holsters lol.
well their crotch is other wise empty!!!
Clown World.
Winner.
They must be looking for people to “CAPTCHA”.
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Perfect!
good one, Still
Funniest thing I have seen in ages! Crying with laughter!
Seems like you and Robert Barnes had the same idea.
Looks like “THE STORK” fan club outing to my eyes.
Nice to see a classic film like “ANIMAL HOUSE” still having an “IMPACT” after all these MANY MOONS”.
It would seem to me that some NEFARIOUS DEPLORABLE RABBLE-ROUSES set up some sort of “SNIPE HUNT” for our dearly beloved DEEP STATE SWAMP SULLIED SAPS to go on.
“CHEERS STORK FANS”.
MAY THE FORCE BE WITH YOU.
DEPLORABLE JEDI. “STORK FAN CLUB”….IT SINGS!!!
Aww, all dressed up and no one to cuff.
THANK YOU JESUS.
More waste of money.
Honestly,just cause these guys are young and starting their careers does not excuse being fascist stormtroopers. They are going to have to live their whole lives now with the shame and regret of being on the wrong side of history.
Even Hitler and Stalin were young once.
The spin will be that this was just a training exercise and we must always be prepared against our # one threat ,Trump voters. Maybe because they are so over prepared against air , that is why 13 American soldiers are dead , we have no border, and diseases that we haven’t seen in years are now in us. 1 % of Haitians are vaccinated. If it wasn’t so nauseating it would be funny. Pray and than Pray more. The time will come when all good men and women will fight.
They must be the 99.9% of the rank & file that are the good guys that fraud Hannity spews about.
Yeah, but ole Hannity is on “Cloud Nine” with the Durham indictment of Sussman . . .
stellar
Someone tell them their rolled up tight shorts are ghey ….
To be fair, I’m from the swamp. Those guys in the last picture look like most people from this area. But note taken.
Yeah, exactly though. Are people from that area that look like that MAGA? NO! So that’s the point. Why would upper crust, liberal, government employed communists attend an ostensibly patriotic rally?
For the sake of debate I’m going to play devils advocate here. So help me to understand. To me in essence this article is ignoring the elephant in the room. The elephant being that Conservatives can no longer peacefully assemble without fear of political persecution. You are fighting with one hand tied behind your backs and you are cheering about it? Am I missing something….
if I was the other side that doesn’t concern itself with political backlash , approval ratings pr optics…I would see that as a win.
There are lots of way to stage non-violent resistance: just read MLK’s Letter From A Birmingham Jail to see how it’s done.
There simply was no point in attending what the Swamp intended to be “Capitol Insurrection, The Sequel.” Do not let the enemy dictate the rules of engagement.
Thank you. I will take you up on your advice.
Rallies in DC don’t accomplish anything. Work on your local government. And we don’t care what the other side sees.
Face it, the police cannot peacefully assemble, as we all saw last summer. Only Brown Shirts organized by the criminal FBI can riot and burn cities down with impunity.
see 2021, Jan. 6…discretion is the better part of valor, like our Founders, we choose the time and place of the battle
Ok. This seems like a smart move. Thanks.
very good point, Jeanette
but I think most of us are content to just have a really good laugh today
plenty of time tomorrow to ponder the downfall of our formerly great nation
gnomesayin’ ?
There’s more than one way to skin a cat. We just didn’t cooperate with their plans this time.
The devious government and fake news had a plan to really instigate a huge brawl by any means necessary to “expose patriots” as “bad people”, show them as “low life”, and seal the deal by painting them as “insurrectionist” that should be locked away for the “safety of society” as they aren’t fit to participate in polite society and should be shunned by all civilized people. The real people who got exposed were the government and fake news for exactly what they were up to in their failed plan because they were outsmarted by the real patriots who figured out their plan and decided to let them show themselves for exactly who and what they are; but no body could have anticipated they would do so in such a hilarious fashion. The joke was on them and we had a fabulous laugh.
Ah…the SWAMP CREATURES got “PLAYED”.
Their little set-up was discovered…and….well….
NEXT WEEK WE WILL TELL THEM 800 ARE COMING.
Now…do you understand?
MAY THE FORCE BE WITH YOU.
DEPLORABLE JEDI.
Eagerly awaiting PDJT’s take on this one.
Credit to the “undercover” force for dressing out so there would be no doubt as to who they were. They got paid to do the nothing they wanted to do.
First picture of teenage Nija Mutant Turtles and and the second of California Valley Boys.
The rest of the Galaxy’s Planets will label Earth a Zoo if they haven’t already.
https://twitter.com/JesseKellyDC/status/1439308410411958274
They would fare no better than the cops in Australia yesterday.
Standing against or fighting tyranny is not insurrection. Stealing elections and certifying the false results is insurrection.
Can everybody here hear me rolling my eyes out loud?
Here is a suitable hashtag: “Keystone”. ?
Who setup who here? 3-D level trolling.
I watched the video of Australia people over running the Australia police. If the Australia police had been dressed like Storm Troopers like the DC Swamp police, the Australia police might have held the line.
Not so sure about that. Folks ar starting to realise that if they don’t fight now, there will be no chance tomorrow.
These guys are beat up wearing their armor to give them confidence in it. But the helmet is a two edged sword. It can be used as a twisting lever. It’s beyond unnervingly loud when beat with batons, etc. And the bottom of the chin is unprotected and open to upward striking.
More simply, a can of spray paint to the face shield effectively puts the wearer out of the fight in two ways. First it blinds him. Second, the blinded man is an easy target for strikes and takedowns.
Personally, I think they would have gotten knocked over onto their backs and then wallowed around trying to get up like Ralphie’s little brother in Christmas Story!
This reminds me of a couple of instances many years ago when undercover police agitators were identified by their police issue boots. (identified after the fact from photos I think)
In one instance an agitator was identified in Seattle WTO protest (I think) and in another instance at a protest in Canada (Ontario?).
In the Canadian instance the agitator was the only one wearing a mask/bandana (10 or more years ago?) trying to stir things up so the police in riot gear would have an excuse to attack the crowd. The crowd called out the agitator for what he was trying to do and the agitator backed into the line of riot police who soon surrounded him and pretended to arrest him to get him away from the crowd.
Toronto.
Put them in chinos, white golf shirts, and put a torch in their hands…then you’ll have the Charlottesville Branch Feds
Have a friend that used to be in management at Wal Mart.
The entire chain heard about the mass buy out of Tiki Torches
around Charlottesville, after it happened. Apparently there were
more sold in that one store in one day then most stores sell in a
year’s time. Most apparently have left over stock of that item, yearly .
Just not before a soros a thon. And, the torches were there to make them
look menacing. Like racists. It worked like a charm. Try doing what I did
afterwards. Get a flashlight, go to the bathroom mirror, chant “kittens are
cute”. It makes you look satanic. Wonder what they were told to chant?
Very distinctive appearance.