A free-range citizen made it through the filtration process and appeared on livestream before the Dallas City Council. His rigorous advocacy for the totalitarian mandates and forced vaccines was welcome amid the tribe…. until he started helping them a little too much. WATCH:
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“See, we even have support in Texas”…
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Overall it was good. He did help the left too much towards the end.
Mayor Johnson and Johnson. Classic.
I think he showed the absurdity of it all, beginning to end. The ‘until he helped them a little too much’ comment was sarcasm… get it?
That’s just pure genius!
It’s what I call a verbal colonoscopy using laughing gas!
Was he serious?? I grew up in that neighborhood, very, very wealthy with lots of old money. Prop taxes run $30,00-40,000/year.
Do you think he was serious??
No, he was being totally sarcastic and they didn’t even realize it because Democrats are so gullible and stupid.
Nope.
Hilarious….especially at the end when the host just rolled over into the next speaker since it all went right over her head.
Never “axed” one question.
That is absolutely disgusting and sick. Give him or her or whatever it is my extra vaccine… for free!
Cough, sarcasm, cough
It’s satire, John. And very good satire at that.
She thinks Satire was the lady in the hat on Amos & Andy?
I loved Saffire! LOL
John, that was a work of art …
… no it was better. That was a work of craft!
You didn’t like the Johnson & Johnson double entendre?
That was freaking hilarious when he slipped that in there. This man is a genius!!!
IDK I’ve gone back and listened (mn 1:20) sounds like he says “Johnson ‘n Johnson” which is the dbl entendre and HT to the “select community”.
He was live trolling them.
“I gave two trans kids”
He trolled them really really good..
“NYC is offering $100 plus a cheeseburger. Maybe in Dallas we offer up $100 plus tacos!!!”
Omg, im rolling
John, you’re not the sharpest pencil in the box.
My Gawd….what a hot hysterical mess. Somebody throw him a handful of Valium.
And this is why Monty Python is wasted on most Americans …
Hey, I’m American. I got Monty Python AND this clever troll. This guy was genius. Did it all with such a straight face…almost in tears of passion by the end. Hahahaha.
That was great! I needed the laugh. I don’t know if the Dallas council knew they were being punked big time or were just used to ingnoring speakers that they let him run on. What ever the case they deserve the ridicule this generates. As I recall a few of them have been carted off to jail for some of their scams.
How do you know they were “punked”?
Something we Free Range Citizens like to call common sense. Try some!
They didn’t even blink. Sounded reasonable to them. You know Democrats are gullible and stupid, right?
Batcrap crazy dude. He’s really messed up. His poor children ugh.
You don’t get parodies apparently
If you didn’t appreciate the humor in this then my Boudreaux jokes would be wasted on you.
Punked good! Love the kids names, Decca and Dallix, and they just happen to be under the age limit?!?
“Johnson & Johnson”
Oh my.
Please tell me this is the same thing that happened to Adam Schifftt…We have the kompramat–victures of naked Trumph.
LOLOLOL…I keep losing housekeepers and it’s not fair….LOLOLOL
Don’t forget the kids’ favorite housekeeper and he’s lost many housekeepers over the past 18 months. Including several dying from the variant…
Like the kids’ have a favorite housekeeper when there isn’t competition for three or four weeks…
And his vaccine won’t work until everyone gets vaccinated.
Money Quote:
“And let me tell you something, I’m not going to stand here and just let everybody live their lives, while I got my vaccine.”
Triumph the insult dog would have been more entertaining.
Can’t handle the truth, logboom? Even when it’s presented in hilarious parody?
Awesome! In these dark times it’s always comforting to know we can F with them and it mostly goes completely over their heads.
These are not whole people we’re dealing with and we need to exploit that to our advantage.
Lol ? I thought that was real at first. ? too funny! Too bad politicians are too stupid to catch on.
LOL! That guy was great. Too many awesome lines to list but I especially loved his dig, “My vaccine won’t work if you don’t get vaccinated.” And all the trans/gay stuff was too funny.
That was brilliant. Absolutely brilliant. I was sobbing with laughter.
He totally “released the Karen” and they let him get away with it!
That all of it went over the heads of these ThimbleWits demonstrates they take themselves MUCH too seriously; making them Incapable of Humor.
I LOVE the term “ThimbleWit”. Will be using it.
Brilliant, genius, amazing. Who is this guy? Get him on Fox AND CNN. All the conservatives will be laughing and the libs will be cheering him on. Incredible.
Get this kid a late night gig
Although some of the propaganda spewed by the MSM is sometimes hard to distinguish from the parodies in the Babylon Bee, I still find it sad that so many commenters here missed this.
I will give them the benefit of the doubt and assume they skipped SD’s intro and turned the video off after the first 15 seconds.
I’m going to get “My vaccine won’t work unless you are vaccinated!” printed on a tee shirt.
Brillant!
She didn’t “axe” one question.
Some people are so clever.
No one else has mentioned, the window in the background behind the man shows steady precipitation. I checked the weather almanac for Dallas for Aug 4 and it was bone dry. The whole week was. So the guy could have recorded his playful rant anywhere that it rains n August . . . .
Yoohoo! That made my day.
I was amazed how he was able to hold it all together through to the end! I loved it.?
No offense, but it deeply saddens me that so many didn’t see the parody of this immediately. Not because people are “dumb” but rather because everything he is saying is actually in line with what the left is applauding.
Mary,
please feel free to offend a bit! 🙂
People dying messes with his family’s popusa recipe. This guy cracked me up. When he went with the emotional breakdown it was pure genius. I like the name Free-range Citizen. Hope it sticks. I want that tee shirt.
THAT was hilarious. He totally punked the City Council. I don’t even think they realized it. Because his insane rant sounded reasonable to them. LOL Morons.
ROFL