The “vast right-wing conspiracy” went weirdly global today when Hillary Clinton delivered an actual presidential speech claiming she was being chased around by looming global forces of darkness, aligned in ideological intent to ensure her destruction.
OMG, the Weekly News was correct:
[…] “The de facto merger between Breitbart and the Trump Campaign represents a landmark achievement for the “Alt-Right.” A fringe element has effectively taken over the Republican Party.
This is part of a broader story — the rising tide of hardline, right-wing nationalism around the world.
Just yesterday, one of Britain’s most prominent right-wing leaders, Nigel Farage, who stoked anti-immigrant sentiments to win the referendum on leaving the European Union, campaigned with Donald Trump in Mississippi”.
~ Hillary Clinton actual speech transcript about the dark global conspiracy against her (8/25/16)
OMG…. Presidential candidate Hillary Clinton further noted the Zika virus affects her constituents in key battleground state, Florida’s Dade county. Men in strange white suits were previously noticed coming out of secret room in Trump tower.
Quick… everyone, to the polls !!
Chicken faced baby found in hen house….
Rabbit Faced Baby has ten inch ears. Buck-toothed mom chewed carrots while pregnant…
Mad lumberjacks with chainsaws killed by falling trees….
Seven masked midgets reported running amok in local supermarket. Extensive damage to skirting boards and kick plates….