Members Only – CNN Legal Analyst Jeffrey Toobin Shared His Penis During Zoom Call With Coworkers…

CNN senior legal analyst Jeffrey Toobin is apologizing to his family after sharing his penis with coworkers during a Zoom call.

Apparently Mr. Toobin was on a members only Zoom teleconference with The New Yorker and WYNC radio when he displayed his genitals to the audience.

The New Yorker has suspended Toobin, prompting apologies for his family:

(Vice News) The New Yorker has suspended reporter Jeffrey Toobin. Sources tell VICE it’s because he exposed himself during a Zoom call last week between members of the New Yorker and WNYC radio.

Toobin said in a statement to Motherboard: “I made an embarrassingly stupid mistake, believing I was off-camera. I apologize to my wife, family, friends and co-workers.”

“I believed I was not visible on Zoom. I thought no one on the Zoom call could see me. I thought I had muted the Zoom video,” he added.

New Yorker spokesperson Natalie Raabe said: “Jeffrey Toobin has been suspended while we investigate the matter.” (more)

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618 Responses to Members Only – CNN Legal Analyst Jeffrey Toobin Shared His Penis During Zoom Call With Coworkers…

  1. Daniel says:

    Well, that’s journalism for you. The penis mightier than the sword…. I mean the pen IS mightier… I give up. The good ones have already been done.

  2. Craig says:

    Well, I already thought the guy was a D!ck….guess he proved it beyond a shadow of a doubt…

    • Munchenfez says:

      A certifiable tool?

      • jeff montanye says:

        kind of wonder what he was getting it out for even after the zoom call. hottie intern got him and he just had to wax the spindle?

      • coredump727 says:

        I see what you did there!! He was so happy about Monday he had to rub one out before going off air!!

      • Joemama says:

        Apparently China took him away from us too. Fentanyl overdose.

      • Joemama says:

        That must be a pre-MTV video. You can actually see the musicians playing their instruments, can see as if you were there (looking at the guitarists hands – I play guitar. Guitarists always look at the hands, trying to learn an artist’s methods, secrets.)

        Now, it seems all videographers have gone to the MTV school of film. 0.5 second to 1.5 second scenes, lots of insanely close zoom-ins, lots of colors and motion, but no context, never dwell long enough to let people really see what is going on, everything is an ultra high rate context change, the viewer only gets the visual equivalent of a sound bite. Designed to stimulate some part of the brain that causes excitement, but provide no information or meaning.

        MTV was a big downgrade to the human experience.

  3. Del Parker says:

    Dims will do ANYTHING to distract from the Hunter Biden scandal. CTH does not have the time to write about this stuff.

    • Lucille says:

      Oh, my, but you read the article, right?

      • jeff montanye says:

        while they tag trump with not being “presidential,” can we agree that this behavior is definitely mainstream journalisty?

        • Del Parker says:

          I’m not agreeing about anything. This news drama is prepping the ground for the sordid Hunter Biden disgusting filth coming out. This drama is making those that partake of it, who get sucked in to writing about it, more accepting and understanding, perhaps, of the abhorrent evil the Bidens are beholden.

          Don’t get dragged into the merits.

          Make the covenant with your eyes. Hold to that.

          To think this stuff is just coming out NOW, randomly, and not without a far more sinister purpose is naive.

          • GB Bari says:

            You have a valid point.

            DemoCommunists have always been and continue to be all about “normalizing” aberrant and immoral behavior.

          • Del Parker says:

            Exactly. A Hollywood movie can’t be made, that does not choose from at least one of every miscreant category of behavior, to the point that the propaganda formula overshadows all subtlety of plot.

            Psalm 101…

            I will not know a wicked person.

            1 (A Psalm of David.) I will sing of mercy and judgment: unto thee, O LORD, will I sing.

            2 I will behave myself wisely in a perfect way. O when wilt thou come unto me? I will walk within my house with a perfect heart.

            3 I will set no wicked thing before mine eyes: I hate the work of them that turn aside; it shall not cleave to me.

            4 A froward heart shall depart from me: I will not know a wicked person.

            5 Whoso privily slandereth his neighbour, him will I cut off: him that hath an high look and a proud heart will not I suffer.

            6 Mine eyes shall be upon the faithful of the land, that they may dwell with me: he that walketh in a perfect way, he shall serve me.

            7 He that worketh deceit shall not dwell within my house: he that telleth lies shall not tarry in my sight.

            8 I will early destroy all the wicked of the land; that I may cut off all wicked doers from the city of the LORD.

          • kimosaabe says:

            Del needs a logic and reality adjustment. And a sense of humor.

          • Joemama says:

            Tanto says, kimosaabe needs to read later posts and reflect a while.

            “By any means necessary.” The demoncrats don’t think like normal, kind hearted, good people. It is sometimes hard to see what they are up to, because of their wickedness.

    • OffCourseNation says:

      Well said.

    • willthesuevi says:

      You do realize the blog and comment section is FREE. Nobody forced you here.

      Or did you just need to have your, “Get Off My Lawn!”, moment?

    • iswhatitis says:

      Del Parker says: “Dims will do ANYTHING to distract from the Hunter Biden scandal. CTH does not have the time to write about this stuff.

      It’s enlightening to have a peek at what trial balloons they’re willing to fly (and, perhaps, which are “hands off”), in order to deflate our interest in the Hunter Biden scandal and redirect attention back to schlonging our President.

    • TreeClimber says:

      Sometimes it helps to break up the nail-biting drama with some humor. If they want to make fools of themselves, who are we to not oblige?

  4. TrumpTrumpsBiden says:

    Hey, folks want these video conferencing platforms. You act the fool, you pay the price. Shut down your laptop or keep “it” zipped where it belongs. Now folks know all about your lil thang.

  5. sunnyflower5 says:

    CNN senior legal analyst Jeffrey “The Jerk” Toobin

  6. minnesotamike55 says:

    C’mon man! He was just trying to get a handle on his erection, er, I mean the election.

  7. TheWanderingStar says:

    This may give rise to a new term, toobined. As in the New Yorker staff was toobined on the zoom call. Was he handling his toobin?

  8. elizabethfar says:

    Sundance’s sense of humor is extraordinary. I have never CACKLED in my life until I saw that meerkat gif. Actually, it was somewhere between a cackle and a shriek.

  9. decisiontime16 says:

    Toobin…”the President is guilty.” A depraved perv getting his rightly deserved boomerang. This guy is contemptible to his core. No wonder President Trump says “these people are SICK.”

    https://youtu.be/w0qcbsWpisA

  10. petszmom says:

    Kramer said it best, “maybe it just needed some air”.

  11. Dutchman says:

    HOW embarrassing is that? “Shared a pic of his thing on,….ZOOM, as in couldn’t see his thing unless magnified, lol.

    So, he’s a DICK, but now he has confirmed he is only a LITTLE dick.

    And a pretty stupid one, at that.

  12. Caius Lowell says:

    Sharing is caring…

  13. Baby Hurley says:

    OMG, I’m in a meeting myself and can’t stop laughing…I pray nobody asks me any questions right now😂😂😂

  14. alvasman says:

    Ah, some humor. Mel Brooks is to have said, “Humor is just another defense against the universe.”

    I don’t know about the universe, but it sure is much needed to contend with 2020 and especially this October and Presidential Election!

  15. My God the meerkat is hilarious!

  16. CountryClassVulgarian says:

    The same people who preen all over television and tell us our President is some kind of reprobate because he is twice divorced. They are sick disgusting, perverse, reprehensible excuses posing as humans.
    This is why I never have or ever will respect any of them

  17. Ellie says:

    Sundance I love you! This gave me such a belly laugh! What a time to be alive!

  18. randyg1 says:

    Legal analyst…Not Any More…

  19. Jive Pawnbroker says:

    “Check it out folks! It looks just like Brian Stelter!”

  20. He was just trying to show them his own ‘poll’.

  21. Misha Berra says:

    What happened to Pelosi’s mantra –
    It was a set up!!!

  22. Eric C. says:

    I thought I was off camera, so it was Ok, lol.

  23. stonedstooge says:

    Little Dick Durbin-“IN”

  24. scotsamurai says:

    I guess he had mistaken it for his computer’s joy stick!

  25. Richard Whitney says:

    There must be something in the water there. They are all deranged.

  26. lavender blue says:

    Further proof the unhinged marxist left is completely void of moral decency. wanker…

  27. He’ll be back on CNN next week with a raise – “No Biggie”….

  28. Walt says:

    I try to stay open minded.
    What if someone said “I’ve never seen this Adam Schiff guy, what does he look like?.
    So, then Toobin says “I don’t have a picture but….

    Coulda happened. Honest.

  29. NCCurmudgeon says:

    Wonder if the Russians will “hack” that?

  30. Thank goodness the Loony Left is so dumb, they provide constant entertainment.

  31. Sherri Young says:

    So, was he standing up during the Zoom meeting? or was he sitting with the camera aimed down?

  32. I think he was just preparing to interview Obama.

  33. fangdog says:

    Toobin standing in the check-out line and someone asks, “Sir, your face looks familiar. “Have I seen you from somewhere”?

  34. TradeBait says:

    LOL at the gif. Well done, Sundance. I can’t stop laughing. As to Toobin – honestly – is it really all that surprising?

  35. comgri says:

    So he just randomly has it out in his office when he thinks noone can see…hmmmm

  36. Praying someone will leak the HR investigation reports when complete!

  37. dilonsfo says:

    One of his co-workers came to his defense…she said she didn’t realize he was exposing himself…she thought he has a skin tag growing out of his crouch area.

  38. Sherri Young says:

    Where is that video of Obama on the airplane, talking on the phone and showing off his stiffie against his left leg right in front of members of the press?v

  39. Abster says:

    WTH…he just got the urge to expose himself? These people seem to be from another world. I bet he gets a bonus upon return!

    • Ohio Cyclist says:

      I wonder if this guy is “taking one for the team”. Maybe they are hoping that this can reduce the interest in the biden laptop stories? It is pretty pathetic no matter what.

  40. cplogics says:

    This thread is comedy gold. You guys are killing me.

    • delighteddeplorable says:

      Seriously! Absolutely hilarious. I’m at work unsuccessfully stifling snorts and laughs. Big fun! This thread, I mean, not Toobin’s mini me.

  41. ziegler von strahn says:

    So let’s get this straight…. Toobin is apologizing for not turning off the camera.
    He is NOT apologizing for masturbating while in a business meeting.

  42. Kate says:

    The leftist are so rotten and stupid, they think they can do what ever they can get by with and no one will notice.

  43. joeknuckles says:

    Sure, who among us has not “accidentally” whipped their **** out during a zoom call?

  44. He thought his producer said he wanted to see the “erection results”.

  45. Ellie says:

    Grandma C keep posting those daily prayers. God is moving among us for sure.

  46. Learned Hat says:

    in his defense, most of these Zoom calls could just be telephonic anyway. Video does not add much if you already know the attendees. However, it does allow you to share your screen . . . . or your penis.

    • Ellie says:

      To quote another psycho who walks among politicos and learned academics and titans of industry, “what difference at this point does it make”?

      Hahahahahahah

  47. lolanonni says:

    Gosh, Sundance! That picture up there made me laugh! The irony of it all…Just finished reading and listening to Maria Bartiromo discussing Schiff. Then you post that who looks like Schiff sticking it up like Toobin’s *ick! These guys are morally sick!!

  48. cavalier-hoo says:

    Too-bin to the Dust-bin of history.

  49. Al Martino says:

    He knew what he was doing and enjoyed every second of it.

    “These people are really, really sick!”
    -Donald J Trump-

  50. OffCourseNation says:

    “CNN Legal Analyst Jeffrey Toobin Shared His xxxxx IQ During Zoom Call With Coworke “

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