COVID Madness – Chicago Ministry of COVID Compliance Introduces “Social Distancing Ambassadors”…

Comrade Lightfoot explains why the Chicago Ministry of COVID Compliance needed to cancel the days-off for all police officers, and extend all shifts to 12 hrs per day.

According to the Chicago Mayor, the city will be deploying “Social Distancing Ambassadors” to help citizens accept their social responsibility.  The monitors will assist the public remaining disengaged from human contact as the Ministry begins permitting citizens to exit the confines of their homes.  Drone enforcement could likely assist.

No word on the specifics, but Chicago scientists have apparently identified a hybrid form of the virus that will attack outdoor residents who enter a six foot danger-zone in proximity to another person.  The ministry has determined Blue state residents are safe at distances exceeding 6 feet.  However, inside that zone, at 4 or 5 feet or less, the virus creates a rapid death spiral and attacks with increased ferocity.  It is currently unknown why the proximity strain of the virus responds differently in Red states.

Blue State proximity infection is dangerous. Unless, of course, the proximity variable is influenced by the third factor of vegetables or groceries; which have been identified as generating a safe zone as outlined in local supermarkets.  As a consequence, jogging without groceries requires the proximity police, aka “Social Distancing Ambassadors.”

According to city officials, these new exterior compliance officers should help reduce the influx of residents currently jogging in grocery stores.  Remember, we are all in this together; and to prove how critical this is to the fabric of our society, we must all stay apart.

The COVID-19 virus seems incapable of keeping up with the speed of passenger vehicles, buses, airplanes and trains.  However, once you exit your COVID compliant transportation, the Blue State virus can swoop down and attack you if you are in the proximity of a open-space park or beach. 

The Ministry appreciates our compliance in avoiding the dangerous virus freedom zones; and is thankful for compliant citizens who do not question the complex data analysis that goes into regional scientific tracking systems.

The Red State rebel alliance has noted the specifically random viral targeting appears much more prevalent in the regions where people formerly wore genitalia on their heads.  However, despite the obvious correlation, there is not enough conclusive scientific data assembled to quantify the merit of this claim.  Confirmation efforts remain ongoing.

The Unified Blue State Ministry would like to remind you the greatest danger is the type of purchasing you make.  Large box retailers with dense populations are safe-spaces.  Smaller business with less density are hazards; and houses of religious worship are death traps due to their propensity to promote the most critically dangerous activity of all, fellowship.

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127 Responses to COVID Madness – Chicago Ministry of COVID Compliance Introduces “Social Distancing Ambassadors”…

  1. MaryfromMarin says:

    Will the Social Distancing Ambassadors be socially distanced? Will they be wearing masks? Have they taken tests for COVID? Do they get paid by the hour or by the number of citizen’s arrests they make?

    Liked by 12 people

    • sturmudgeon says:

      If those on the Trail do not protest this crap in the loudest terms.. no hope for Chicago.

      Liked by 3 people

      • madeline says:

        The cops should protest. First working 12 hour shifts and they are not social distancing ambassadors for starters.

        Liked by 6 people

        • DaughterofLiberty says:

          Are you kidding?? Cops should resign en masse, a major walk out right after the next pay day. Let the good citizens know what it would really be like. The old be careful what you ask for thingy….. Chicago PD would likely be able to find work in a good red state, no prob!!!

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      • texasooz57 says:

        If you are protesting or rioting or looting, I thought, then the blue state virus will not affect you. Therefore, no need for the Social Distancing Ambassadors.😊

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        • LivLovely101 says:

          Don’t forget Comrade: “Social Justice is more important than Social Distancing!”….said some stoopid Lib about the hoards of looters

          In Seattle, do they practice SD in the CHOPped Zone? Inquiring minds etc. They are Blue, so the virus must raise a fist for the cause and just turnaround and look for a Red playground, like a church. Smart bugger!

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    • Raptors2020 says:

      They’ll be friends and family of Democrat politicians.

      Another category of bureaucrats created. A special interest embedded that will oppose re-opening.

      The money “saved” by defunding the police? We’ve found it.

      Liked by 11 people

      • tucker7518 says:

        Democrats will do anything to stop re-opening. We are in a V-shaped recovery, whether Dems like it or not.

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      • boogywstew says:

        Aren’t the school teachers being paid for doing nothing? Are any other civil service workers being paid during this Dempanic but not actually working?

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        • cofvevern says:

          School teachers are not being paid for nothing. They are required to work full days to provide on-line teaching. They are likely working harder now, having to reach out to both students and parents with questions, concerns, and meeting the end of semester obligations.

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          • Harvey Lipschitz says:

            40% of the students have not logged into their school accounts.

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          • oldumb says:

            You can believe that. From what I am hearing most are assigning a youtube video to watch. Class dismissed.

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            • Dwayne Diesel says:

              Yes, my son (JR class of 2021), said they just assign homework. Some use their required on camera time to answer questions. Some teachers he said don’t always log on.

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          • boogywstew says:

            Good news about the teachers. Cops have to work 12 hour days now so maybe the teachers could be paid extra to work through the summer seeing how summer vacation has begun or will begin in a week. These are extraordinary times and since we’re all in this together, keeping Chicago from having to hire employees that they can’t get rid of due to union rules, it would make sense.

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          • Yeah , out of six teachers my daughter had after 4 weeks of Wuhan , 3 were still planning
            Their school ended May 24 th ,two never put classes on line .
            She probably averaged an hr of lessons a day.
            It was really hard to motivate her .
            The math was incomprehensible. I could not begin to help her
            So no ,I was not thrilled at our ” selfless for the kids educators ”

            Perhaps others had a different experience, but I was not impressed.
            Even the ones who were working had limited hrs.availability.

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          • Old Sailor says:

            In the famous words of Joe Biden, “Malarkey”. My granddaughter just finished the first grade. Her online school day consisted of a whole 20 minutes per day.

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      • emet says:

        Black Disciples, Latin Eagles, Gangster Disciples, etc.

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    • sturmudgeon says:

      mayor lightfoot… kindly take that “foot” of yours, shove it where that “light” don’t shine! thanks.

      Liked by 9 people

    • stripmallgrackle says:

      They don’t need masks, Mary. As Social Distancing Ambassadors they have diplomatic immunity.

      Liked by 12 people

    • jazzbogie says:

      This reminds me of 7th and 8th grade CYO (Catholic Youth) dances in the Church basement where the Nuns would walk around with a ruler saying, “leave room for the Holy Spirit.”

      Liked by 15 people

    • Abster says:

      Hope they hit the hood and explain this to those folks.

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    • Big Bubba says:

      Oh great! A bunch of AWFL (Affluent White Female Liberal) Karens yelling at everyone with impunity! Just what the city needs!

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      • Old Sailor says:

        They did that in Dallas on the Katy Trail. City Admin got their skivvies in a wad and threatened to close the trail because everyone using the trail ignored them.

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    • bertdilbert says:

      Stop the Federal bailouts. Force them to tax groceries to continue shutdowns and see how quick they stand at attention!

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    • MelH says:

      WInning!

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  2. Galahad says:

    But covid will never attack you if you are looting, vandalizing, or beating random people. Food grief, embiciles all.

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  3. jimmy2times says:

    I’d jog et up to a monitor and cough on them asap.

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  4. Will these ambassadors be passing out Chicago-style hotdogs and a bag of of Jay’s?

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  5. Todd says:

    I hope 10,000 people show up and overwhelm them😂

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  6. sturmudgeon says:

    Events are getting to you, Sundance. I ‘sense’ a teeny, weeny, bit of sarcasm in this post. Thanks for pointing out by your post, the definition of “absurdity”. I was in my mid to late teens in the 50’s, and had anyone then ‘outlined’ something like this, they would be in what was ‘politely’ called, the Nuthouse!

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  7. bill johnston says:

    This has to be the longest Babylon Bee article I have ever read. Excellent.

    Liked by 5 people

  8. James Carpenter aka "Felix" says:

    Two words:
    Overreach
    Overreach
    But shuuuush!
    Like Napoleon said, “Never interrupt an enemy when they are making a mistake!!!.

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  9. JoeJoe says:

    So…the police cannot “socially distance” the young thugs who are burning down buildings, but the “ambassadors” can “socially distance” people who are well and causing no trouble.

    This is not a joke. This is a takeover. Through the one-two punch of Covid and BLM/Antifa, the Soros color revolution can destroy our buildings, our history, our businesses and Covid can tie our hands so we can’t fight back.

    Does ANYONE see it? F-ing screaming into the void here!

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    • Well joejoe, I just watched Kevin’s corner on YouTube. Seems LEO Terrell took a red pill.

      I have not had tv since 2015. So, I only see bits and pieces here and other places. Not screaming at fox all the time has served me well. But….this is interesting.

      Complicated business. 😉

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      • ann says:

        Kevin’s corner is delightful. Thanks for posting.

        Liked by 5 people

      • oldumb says:

        Why hasn’t a wealthy conservative picked this guy up and produce his show for him with professional grade equipment. He is a ham, funny and enthusiastic. He should be broadcasting!

        Liked by 5 people

      • Peg_C the Deplorable says:

        Kevin’s Corner is great as are many others! We stopped watching TV news of any kind 10 years ago, which by then was only Fox anyway. They’ve gotten far worse from all accounts. We do catch clips on YT, etc. Also, Rush mentioned today how depressed his listeners tell him they’re becoming. He said they obviously are leaving the boob tube on all day! I’m telling you, therein lies a HUGE reason we have so much mental illness and grotesque ignorance in the populace. It’s not just the government schools’ faults.

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    • cjzak says:

      Why are we allowing a corrupt antI American media and a few elected officials run us into communistic territory? That’s the question I have. I agree we need order and laws, but when the officials totally go beyond their duties, when they oppress and dictate to their ‘employers’ what we HAVE to do because they say so, then it’s time to stand up and say no. People of Chicago need to just go use their outdoor facilities and ignore the “ambassadors.”

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      • Magabear says:

        They did the past few weeks. People were beaten, statues destroyed, businesses looted and burned. Many of them likely will be the new ambassadors too!

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    • garavaglia1 says:

      We see it. What’s your plan?

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      • JoeJoe says:

        This takes mass resistance, not just one person. It takes people willing to go to jail. lIt takes organization. We’re still at the denial stage.

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        • cjzak says:

          Exactly. We need Our leaders to start leading and then we need all of us to have the courage to follow them. We are being led around by anti American forces because we have not yet admitted to how bad this is getting and what we risk if we don’t do something.

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      • cjzak says:

        What is yours?

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  10. NICCO says:

    Totally ludicrous.But what do you expect from lightfoot who is the worst mayor in the history of Chicago and they have had some horrible ones.After the fiasco that she and pritzker have created many more of chicagoans and others will leave ill.for states that have sensible,honorable leaders,to lead peaceable lives.I did and it was the best move I have ever made..

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    • tucker7518 says:

      There are going to be many residents of Democratic controlled cities moving to the suburbs. The police will retire or relocate too. Dems are not going to like what is going to happen.

      Liked by 6 people

      • Peg_C the Deplorable says:

        A well-known YouTuber (I watch many so can’t remember who) predicts a huge hollowing-out of NYC. People are discovering cities (especially those with limited egress) are NOT the place to be when a Dempanic, a terrorist event, or massive looting and burning hits. A ton of Dim politicians will lose their constituencies and it couldn’t happen to a more deserving class of people.

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        • Toenail says:

          30 years ago I thought to myself ” Why would anyone sane live in a large city?” I know it takes awhile to make life changing decisions and some people are just slow but 30 years?

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  11. dallasdan says:

    “Social Distancing Ambassadors”

    If bs was music, Lightfoot would be the Boston Symphony Orchestra,

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  12. pyromancer76 says:

    Idiots. Maybe Darwin’s ideas work here “socially.” Anything Chicago is terribly unfit. – and kind of has been since I was teaching American history of the 19th C. First urban serial killer I remember – but it’s been a long rime.

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  13. pigletrios says:

    What a bunch of morons! That is all.

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  14. CM-TX says:

    When parody meets reality! LMAO

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  15. starfcker says:

    This is deadly serious. Scofflaws are endangering us all. Hopefully, we’ll see more scenes like this happening like this all over the country. Brave law enforcement, I mean reckless and racist law enforcement, keeping us safe. Maybe there is some merit to this defunding the police idea. https://www.tmz.com/2020/04/03/paddleboarder-arrested-malibu-police-chase-ocean-violate-stay-at-home-order/

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  16. MostlyRight says:

    The beatings will continue until morale improves…

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  17. bullnuke says:

    I must have missed the riot and looting social distancing ambassadors.

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    • TwoLaine says:

      They are all under 14 day quanrantines.

      Liked by 2 people

      • oldumb says:

        nice! You’re a real sarc.

        Liked by 1 person

        • TwoLaine says:

          Plus, they are keeping a register of all who come and go in CHAZ CHOPland, so the Wuhan China Virus tracers can do their job and track everyone down who came into contact with them and quarantine them for 14 days too.

          Although they are a ‘hole ‘nuther country, so we should just enforce our borders against any attempts to renter out country.

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      • MelH says:

        I’m on a 14 day quarantine and wonder why it is 14 days. Did somebody decree 14 days?
        Are all the rioters and protestors on 14 day quarantine?

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        • TwoLaine says:

          That uis what the gubt keeps telling us and anyone who enters from areas that are foreign to them. You must quarantine 14 days. It was assumed to be the incubation period for the Wuhan virus to hit you and knock you down or move on to bigger and better things. It’s arbitrary, as all all their other rules.

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    • TJ says:

      “Contact-tracing workers hired by the city have been instructed NOT to ask anyone who’s tested positive for COVID-19 whether they recently attended a demonstration.”

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  18. Yeah, more like $150,000 a year jobs for her Commie buddies to stand in the park and enjoy the sunshine. Makes me want to be one of her Commie Buddies.

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  19. The Boss says:

    I so used to love visiting Chicago. I have more desire for a colonoscopy right now than I do for a return to that city.

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  20. ezgoer says:

    New York, Chicago, LA, Philly , Boston, Atlanta are lost. What is to become of America? Is freedom in the USA on the verge of extinction except in small rural towns?

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    • JustSomeInputFromAz says:

      Well according to the Supreme Court today “Ordinary Meaning” of words may not matter. When they wrote “sex” in 1964 they really meant “transgender”.

      So what is this ‘Freedom” you speak of?

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    • It is pretty funny that now people are looking for their freedom in small rural communities ezgoer.

      Not very long ago my area was thought of as being where all of the ignorant hayseeds lived.

      We were the people that needed to be avoided at all costs because of our small, closed minds.

      Red necks.

      Dumb.

      Where the buses don’t go.

      End of the line.

      Now rural America is where Freedom dies last.

      Little did the so called Powers that Be know this is where a lot of the really smart people always lived.

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  21. evergreen says:

    Apparently the Chicago Ministry of Health Air Quality Board regulates VOC’s in one’s personal airspace. Best to comply and select a Vegetable of Choice to accompany you in your passage through the City.

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    • teabag14 says:

      Brilliant solution, evergreen. We Treepers should all do this. We shall recognize each other. I will choose a sweet potato. If you think I am kidding, you don’t know me. SO SICK OF THIS 💩.
      ❤🇺🇸

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  22. JustScott says:

    So they are SDA’s? Social Democracy of America

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  23. appraisher says:

    I’m still under house arrest here in NJ. We’re still in Phase 1, not to enter into Phase 2 for another week. Phase 3 should go until September or October, but Commissar Murphy has warned us that Phase 3 will only be a “new normal”, so we shouldn’t expect to get back to pre-Wuhan until sometime NEXT YEAR!…MAYBE. We will be held hostage until Murphy gets his DC bail out, which leaves me in a precarious position: I don’t want other Americans to be on the hook to bail out decades of democrat corruption, but if a bail-out doesn’t come, this b@stard will tax us to death.

    Murphy is just as controlling and vicious as the lesbian and the wHitler, and has killed almost as many seniors as Cuomo, yet he continuously flies under the RADAR…even Trump has called him “a very good governor” (WTF!!)

    Because of this pr1ck, there won’t be a small business left in NJ and our already outrageous taxes will be beyond the ability of most locked-down, 6 month unemployed people to pay.

    No Taxation Without Representation, No illegal seizing of private property (closed businesses), Freedom of Religion (churches still closed), Freedom of Association (quarantine), Heh!…what novel ideas.

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    • JustSomeInputFromAz says:

      Are you allowed to own a firearm?

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      • appraisher says:

        Remember, this is NJ, so yes…but under very, very strict circumstances.
        I just commented on another site that I was a real estate appraiser for over 35 years (I owned the company)…in vacant homes, HUD homes and every occupied home I entered, I encountered strangers. I was in good areas and bad areas, and I was always alone.
        When I applied for a concealed carry license, it was denied…3 TIMES! I actually received one denial letter telling me if I was afraid, I should find another job that’s less dangerous. Typical democrat NJ…the anti-Second Amendment, anti-woman, anti-business state.

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  24. keeler says:

    As a companion piece, I offer this preview of Dystopia:

    “Americans have been keeping their distance from one another since late March. But new data suggests that those habits are coming to an end for more than 10 million people.

    According to an NBC News analysis of ***cellphone location data*** provided by the analytics and marketing company Cuebiq, people in more than ***450 counties across the country have started to come near one another more frequently***. And as people begin to gather in greater numbers, health officials are watching for a new round of coronavirus spikes.

    Cuebiq analyzed ***detailed location data from more than 15 million mobile devices in the contiguous U.S. from March 1 to June 2 to determine how often people were standing alongside one another and up to 50 feet away from someone else while away from home. The data shows that while contact levels are still low nationally, they are creeping back up, and in some places they are near or back to pre-pandemic levels.***”

    https://www.nbcnews.com/news/us-news/analysis-data-15m-phones-shows-some-americans-are-gathering-pre-n1229636

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  25. Time to see how many friends and family members are suddenly getting jobs with these cities…this is starting to look like the Obama administration creating all those “Czar” positions. I couldn’t understand how in the heck were they allowed to actually use the term “Czar” when referring to those positions (school czar, clean energy czar) within the US government. Then I realized those positions weren’t within the US government; those were in the “NWO” government that almost went into effect. If the conservatives don’t keep and hold the White House for the next 8-12 years, we aren’t going to be far from this all happening again.

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  26. History Teaches says:

    Give them their own medicine.

    Multiple mass gatherings of pro Trump supporters in blue states displaying their own form of ‘civil disobedience.’ Fourth of July events for instance, but also less predictable times and places.

    Let the blue state enforcers make mass arrests at peaceful gatherings and show the contrast of the freedom the anarchists and protesters were afforded.

    Rush bemoaned the lack of pushback today.

    Trump rallies are great, but it is time to go on the offensive in varied ways. And mobilize the silent majority more publicly. Enough passivity.

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    • Cowboy79 says:

      Random, unannounced, “flash gatherings”, totally peaceful, with Flags, Bibles, and Song.
      Small groups. Preferably dressed in denim, gingham, with children, and a few NASCAR hats. That would be lovely and drive the blue pill crowd nuts. 🙂

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    • magaxena58 says:

      Fourth of July mass Trump rally outdoors at Mount Rushmore would be epic!!!!

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  27. sunnyflower5 says:

    It’s OK. I’m a Social Distancing Ambassador.

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  28. Cowboy79 says:

    /sarc on
    The heavy hand of mayor light foot is clear.
    If “social” ambassadors are expected to work, then other ambassadors should equally be expected to work. Work is an idea in flux. Work as in properly functioning, and Work as in actual effort.

    So. I’d suggest the following “socially woke Ambassadors” be funded and deployed asap:

    Practical History Ambassadors: Nurturing Citizens to realize their true, undeniable, factual, history.

    Contributory Worth Ambassadors: Teaching the Unqualified that their belief in the worth of their contributions to anything is bounded by their actual, provable, worth in the economic structure in which they are employed or subsidized.

    Political Worth Ambassadors: Informing the Public at any and every opportunity that “those who pay no price for their bad decisions are not worthy of governance or leadership positions.”

    Self Awareness Ambassadors: Informing the “woke” and “navel gazing hordes” that nobody gives a flip about self centered, childish, whining, meaningless, emotional, beliefs. But rather more people care about actual results and actual responsibility.

    The limitations of “Social Ambassadors” are barely even touched. There might even be Social Ambassadors for “Baby Daddies” and “Recreational Chemistry Majors” or what not.

    Yes, Pilgrims, we need “Social Ambassadors” about as much as anyone needs to be told to wipe their…. nose.

    How about a “swift kick in the …. ” squad who simply thumps the stupid when needed?

    sarc/off

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  29. Sam Mikhail says:

    This BS is too damn funny. IMHO, it would make a great SNL skit.

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  30. Caius Lowell says:

    To be together we must stay apart, unless we’re rioting, looting, committing arson, or murdering…

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  31. islandpalmtrees says:

    If you wanted police officers to quit – what would you do?

    “Comrade Lightfoot explains why the Chicago Ministry of COVID Compliance needed to cancel the days-off for all police officers, and extend all shifts to 12 hrs per day.”

    The police have a job, no-one wants, its high stress, low pay. And, with damn little appreciation compared to the risk.

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  32. Peoria Jones says:

    I hereby nominate myself to be an ambassador of GTFO. I pledge to wield a fair hand, and crack stupid heads whether or not they are 6-ft apart.

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  33. FreedomNinja says:

    “ One does not establish a dictatorship in order to safeguard a revolution; one makes the revolution in order to establish the dictatorship.”
    George Orwell, 1984

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  34. way2opinionated says:

    I assume the Honorable Social Distancing Ambassadors will all be good dues paying members of Democratic Party supporting unions.

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  35. H.R. says:

    On the bright side, they’ll save money with a quantity discount on name badges. Just order a few hundred with “Karen”.

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  36. Seneca the Elder says:

    Sundance nailed it once again. Nobody better captures the insanity of the Blue Covid Zones.
    However, I don’t know if anyone else has experienced this but the Covid compliant village of Cold Spring, NY has instituted one way sidewalks.
    This past weekend we experienced the joy and safety of having a Covid ambassador cop who was telling people they had to cross the street in order to avoid catching the deadly virus by walking the wrong way.
    I am not sure if SD already covered this, but apparently the virus becomes even more deadly if you are not walking on the correct side of the street.
    Luckily Comrade mayor had stencils painted on the sidewalks to indicate which direction to walk so as to avoid infection.
    Most of the mask wearing freaks from NYC who were visiting, Made sure not to take any chances and walked in the proper direction and sufficiently distanced from their companions.
    One can never be too careful.

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    • Magabear says:

      What is the penalty for telling a compliance officer to go #%$@ themselves? Or calling them a compliance Nazi? 😁

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    • northerncanuck says:

      A solution to this type of nonsense (?) –

      Walk in the correct direction for a two storefront distance….cross the street, and walk three, then cross again and walk one……

      Ok, maybe not easy, but would serve to hold up traffic. Might even be “fun”.

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  37. FreyFelipe says:

    Chicago’s Social Distancing Ambassadors are essentially the same as the Guidance Patrol (Gašt-e Eršād), the Islamic religious police or vice squad in Iran.

    Which means Lightfoot is a whore for Allah.

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  38. lisaginnz says:

    Why am I picturing drones with guns taking out people who are ‘hugging’ ?! … OH nevermind – armed drones COULD be really helpful in fighting Chicago area criminal gang on gang ‘warfare’ going on in some neighborhoods…………now THAT I could get behind! (just some wishful thinkin’…… wut??)

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  39. alliwantissometruth says:

    Just another huge waste of money by an incompetent, angry imbecile with power

    I don’t know who the Ambassadors will be, but if it’s the cops, they’ll unconvincingly tell a few people to keep their distance, embarrassed by the whole thing, and very few will enforce it

    If it’s a bunch of dorky leftist activists, a few white morons will comply, but most will ignore them, and the punks and thugs will spew obscenities if they’re lucky, or attack them if they’re not

    A total waste of time and money in a city that’s bankrupt

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  40. litlbit2 says:

    Finally, thought we would never get here! For the first time a PSA put out and promoted to stop the greats danger to life on this planet!

    Democrats should never be allowed to be close! You can not BRED! Never! And DO NOT EVEN THINK OF TOUCHING! Victoria’s Secret is dead, no sexy outfits. Only BODY SACKS🤡🤡🤡🤡

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  41. Big Bubba says:

    Even her profile pic looks evil. I mean, who takes head on dead pan shot of themselves in a screwed up mask looking straight at the camera and make it their profile pic? She is the g-damn mayor for christ sake. Nobody on her staff thought to take her to glamour shots?!?

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  42. trapper says:

    She was elected class president 3 times in high school. No kidding. I bet she was a patrol girl too, telling people they can’t cross the street even when no cars are coming, just because she could. She has now alienate everyone, and I mean EVERYONE. She’s been lecturing and scolding and wagging her finger at EVERYONE. I had hopes for her. SO disappointed. The parks West of Lake Shore Drive are now open, but the parks along the lake, the ones East of Lake Shore Drive, remain closed. None of it makes any damn sense. Issuing orders because she can. Not the first inkling of a clue what a mayor in Chicago does, or how.

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  43. TJ says:

    Globalist health guru explains social distance shaming and the future of covid compliance.
    (satire)

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  44. Guyski says:

    Two men were killed and 31 other people were injured in shootings across Chicago over the weekend. How does a ‘Social Distancing Ambassadors’ deal with that? 🤔

    ‘Sir, if you are trying to shoot this gentleman, PLEASE maintain six feet social distancing. Thank you.’ 🙄

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  45. Scro says:

    As a third generation Chicagoan I am embarrassed. The city is broke but we are going to hire Social Ambassadors to patrol outdoor public space. How many are we going to hire, what neighborhoods will they come from, are they qualified to be an Ambassador, will they unmask us etc. The “Troll” is closing bars and restaurants down at 11pm, I guess the virus attacks everything in its sight once 11pm hits. The city has be ome a haven for soy boys with man buns. I blame Starbucks for this mess.

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    • MGBSE says:

      When Soros puppet Obama moved into the White House … he filled Bethesda Military Hospital with homeless people in yellow reflective vests … to get the personal information from the patients checking in.

      I demanded to see a nurse … advising none of my mother’s personal information would be given to a man in a plastic vest, with a clipboard, a flip phone and no less than 6 missing teeth.

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    • Are they all going to wear uniforms so the people know who’s telling them these stupid directions? Like the Brown Shirts in Germany?

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  46. George Dixon says:

    The Chicago Ministry of COVID Compliance and “Social Distancing Ambassadors”
    How Islamic.
    They are not unlike the ‘Committee for the Promotion of Virtue and the Prevention of Vice’ is the Saudi Arabian government agency employing “religious police” which enforces Sharia Law within Saudi Arabia. They would patrol city streets, armed with canes, to prevent such egregious violations such as Valentine’s Day.

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  47. Pegon Zellschmidt says:

    ISIS has them, too, called the Al-Khansaa Brigade, China had the Red Guards, Nazis, North Korea, etc, etc.

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  48. MGBSE says:

    There will be fistfights within one hour of day one … and whose going to enforce “social distancing” at night when gun-controlled Chicago starts shooting?

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  49. Suky Tawdry says:

    I live in Chicago. The vast majority of people are completely ignoring LightBright.

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  50. mugzey302 says:

    And, China has just announced a NEW coronavirus spreading!! Here we go ….

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