The Richest Man in The World Took Photographs of His Penis… Then Things Get Weird

Unbeknownst to his wife, the richest man in the world took photographs of his penis and somehow decided it was a good idea to send them to his mistress.  Somewhere in the process The National Enquirer got them.    Now things are weird:


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565 Responses to The Richest Man in The World Took Photographs of His Penis… Then Things Get Weird

  1. MR52 says:

    I think it is a frame by Amazon. I think Bezos is hiding something and he is going on the offensive to try to stop it. Amazon Cloud deal with CIA is suspect.


    • ILOT says:

      Bezos was quoted a few months back that at some point…”In fact, I predict one day Amazon will fail. Amazon will go bankrupt.”. I agree, there is something going on and I suspect that his quote was the first salvo as an offensive measure.


    • Hunter says:

      He’s also trying to squelch the rumor that he was born without a right eyelid…so the delivery doctor sewed his leftover circumcision foreskin…and fabricated an eyelid for him.
      ……which thus explains why…Jeff is so damn cockeyed.


  2. MR52 says:

    Also, what the heck is Mueller is doing?


  3. WAPO: “These communications cement AMI’s long-earned reputation for weaponizing journalistic privileges, hiding behind important protections, and ignoring the tenets and purpose of true journalism.”

    HUH???? Isn’t that EXACTLY what WAPO does every single day? What a bunch of self righteous hypocrites.

    Liked by 14 people

    • MR52 says:

      And Mueller too!

      Liked by 2 people

    • James says:

      (1) Jeff Bezos was riding along on top of the world like King Midas and hailed as one of the greatest men in history but then Karma hit him like a ton of bricks. Sorry Jeff, all of your money can’t erase this scandal and embarrassment.
      (2) I don’t know what he was trying to achieve with what he wrote but it didn’t work. Way too many words and too confusing (Pecker? Becker?) The average man and woman on the street is not going to wade through all of that. Own it Jeff.

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  4. MR52 says:

    Interesting Medium Link wants me to sign in if I am coming from TreeHouse, but not from Drudge.
    Pay attention folks.

    Liked by 2 people

  5. DeAnna Vaughn says:

    BIG problems.

    Liked by 3 people

  6. Anita says:

    Haven’t commented in a while, but I don’t miss a post. Wish I’d have missed this one.

    Yep…that’s my boss…gag me. :::eye roll:::


  7. MR52 says:

    The running joke is Alexa stole his pictures from his phone. Getting an extra large batch of pop corn cooking here.

    Liked by 1 person

  8. DeAnna Vaughn says:

    Here’s why Bezos is being so dramatic and drawing such attention to his infidelity (and likely soon to be announced divorce) It gives him a reason to sell massive amounts of his stock at all time highs without alerting his unsuspecting investors of the HUGE problems Amazon is going to have in the not so distant future. What seems “weird” to us is not so “weird” if you think about it from that perspective. It’s really just a way to protect his billions from the Amazon collapse that will likely come without causing an all out investor panic. What’s a little public embarrassment for a hundred billion dollars or so? Stay alert patriots. We will see a significant up tick in “weirdness” going forward.

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    • Julia Adams says:

      What you say may or may not be true but it does not exempt him from SEC insider trading rules. If he is selling with knowledge of future issues at Amazon not yet made public, he can enjoy his next life in the big house.


      • DeAnna Vaughn says:

        How can the SEC prove he sold his stock because he knew of future Amazon problems vs his impending divorce?


        • swissik says:

          I wonder about the significance of Amazon’s rethinking its commitment to move to NYC, as speculated by the WAPO today? I heard this on FBN’s Varney show earlier this am.

          Liked by 1 person

      • nbkilgore says:

        Peter Strzok’s wife is the head huncho of SEC criminal investigation department, she is the same obstructionist who kept the CF investigation from moving forward. As long as she’s in charge, Bezo will walk scott free from any SEC penalties!


  9. All pictures of Jeff Bezos are d*ck pics.

    Liked by 6 people

  10. Kenji says:

    I heard Bezos named his junk … Rosebud

    Liked by 1 person

  11. Caius Lowell says:

    The details of Jeff’s life are quite inconsequential … Very well, where do we begin? His father was a relentlessly self-improving boulangerie owner from Belgium with low-grade narcolepsy and a penchant for buggery. His mother was a 15-year-old French prostitute named Chloé with webbed feet. Jeff’s father would womanize; he would drink. He would make outrageous claims like he invented the question mark. Sometimes, he would accuse chestnuts of being lazy. The sort of general malaise that only the genius possess and the insane lament … Jeff’s childhood was typical: summers in Rangoon … luge lessons … In the spring, he’d make meat helmets … When Jeff was insolent he was placed in a burlap bag and beaten with reeds — pretty standard, really. At the age of 12, Jeff received his first scribe. At the age of 14, a Zoroastrian named Vilmer ritualistically shaved his t3sticles. There really is nothing like a shorn scr0tum — it’s breathtaking … Jeff suggests you try it — and take pictures of it, and send them to your mistress…


  12. FH says:

    “Dick pics die in darkness”. =D


  13. Me says:

    Maybe now he can have an Amazon Pirme service that takes intimate pictures for you and sends them out to your contacts (photshopped of course so that you are well presented). I wonder why men think that women want to see pictures of their Johnsons? Would have been funny if his girlfriend had replied with “you don’t look well, are you okay?”

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  14. Michael Jones says:

    Any chance there are pictures of him in black face? Asking for a friend.

    Liked by 4 people

  15. LDave says:

    If you want to get chicks, just not just send them pictures of your money?

    Liked by 2 people

  16. I won't back down (still) says:

    Wa PO reporters coming out of the staff meeting today “how the hell did the government get ahold of our boss’s texts?”
    “Can they really do that? We should look into it right away.”
    The soon to be fired employees then mumble to themselves, “Thanks for the license, boss, to start looking into the government’s violation of civil liberties.”


  17. AccountabilityPlease says:

    Pay attention kids: taking pictures of your wand and sending them through any electronic means is probably not a good idea.

    Liked by 3 people

  18. Bendix says:

    How did that other Post, the New York Post, get the picture Anthony Weiner sent to the “busty brunette”?

    How come the liberal MSM and people like Dan Rather don’t get mad at global corporate titans’ ownership of the media?


  19. Curt says:

    There’s been a huge mistake and some bafflement here. The photograph in question is Not a photo of Bezos’ penis; it’s actually a close up photo of his head. Although this guy may be the richest man in the world he proves the old adage that most men think with their penis and not their real head. However, after looking at his photo I can understand the confusion. And so it goes……

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  20. Neural says:

    Bring on the “Amazon Smile” memes…


  21. Dreadd80 says:

    And we wonder why men are emasculated and give up in this society…Ms Scanlon talking to AAG like he’s some 12 yr old.. I would be jusy as rude and snarky and blunt with an IDGAF attitude with my answers since im on my way out the door..


  22. redline says:

    I’m not sure I want to see the pending TWIP…


  23. Judiciary says:

    All liberals seem to be Godless sex-crazed (not just for the opposite sex) heathen.


  24. Hebo Sabe says:

    There’s two old sayings that come to mind.

    Fxxxx with the bull, you get the horn.


    Measure for Measure

    Both come from the old testament although the first one is paraphrased.


  25. spoogels says:

    Jeff Bezos Protests the Invasion of His Privacy, as Amazon Builds a Sprawling Surveillance State for Everyone Else


    • spoogels says:


      “If the surveillance powers of the NSA, FBI or other agencies were used to obtain incriminating information about Bezos due to their view of him as a political enemy – and, again, there is no evidence this has happened – it certainly would not be the first time. Those agencies have a long and shameful history of doing exactly that, which is why the Democratic adoration for those agencies, and the recent bipartisan further empowerment of them, was so disturbing.

      Indeed, one of the stories we were able to report using the Snowden documents, one that received less attention that it should have, is an active NSA program to collect the online sex activities, including browsing records of porn site and sex chats, of people regarded by the U.S. Government as radical or radicalizing in order to use their online sex habits to destroy their reputations. This is what and who the NSA, CIA and FBI are and long have been.”

      Read it all. Its the first time someone has addressed the fact that NSA and CIA would be using Bezos Amazon Cloud to store captured data


  26. spoogels says:

    Peter Thiel could be involved in this too

    FLASHBACK: Jeff Bezos Supported Gawker in Peter Thiel’s Media Lawsuit


  27. whoseyore says:



  28. Pokey says:

    Jeff Bezos is your Daddy, now! Welcome to the real world of business cronyism. While everyone has been worrying about the Socialist Democrats, the totalitarian danger is arising from this murky but very powerful quarter.
    Bezos is now worth over 150 billion and his company is worth about a trillion dollars. That will buy you all the clout you need in the Cronyism capital of the world.
    He now owns a very diverse portfolio of companies that were once either his competitors, or else once had the temerity to be occasionally critical of his monstrous online retail monopoly. He controls the entire chain of Google’s search listings whenever someone attempts to find a product or service online. The list of things Bozo controls is astonishing in consideration that he was a bookseller only twenty years ago. His power rivals whatever Carnegie and Rockefeller had during their time.
    Not one anti-trust suit has been successfully brought against him. He is both clever and greedy and owning our political system is merely a way of protecting his investments from the usual bureaucratic extortionist behavior. Be warned about this guy. Al we can do is buy from local businesses who haven’t already sold out to Amazon(check the list of participating retailers on that site). National Inquirer will soon be under new ownership, and be shut down, I betcha.


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