Son: Hey Dad, I saved you $75 today.
Dad: That’s great son, how’d you do that?
Son: I didn’t to the mall today and buy a Shirt.
Son: Yeah, and tomorrow I’m going to save you $23,000 because I won’t buy a car either.
Dad: Wha.. the, …. But you’re only 12-years-old?
Son: I know, how cool is that? I don’t have a job and I’m still saving you tons of money, you should be thanking me..