Hahaha what do the alinsky “rules for radicals” say?
#7 – 5
5. “Ridicule is man’s most potent weapon. It is almost impossible to counteract ridicule. Also it infuriates the opposition, which then reacts to your advantage.”
Time to fight fire with fire
Well…flies ARE attracted to the stench of despair (among other things). Might as well go to the primary source.
I don’t have flies in my Florida house in July…why does the White House have flies in January?
I’m thinkin’, must be a lot of moist heat and even more filth.
It’s all the snack foods stashed everywhere that’s drawing all the flies.
I have read that the Oval Office and surrounding offices. Are kept very warm. Some people. Reportedly find it very hot like a room for growing hot house plants
Perhaps they’re breeding in the rotting corpse of the Constitution
Now that’s just sad (as there may be truth in it)
They’re trying their best to kill it
Fly video from today is included in this link, disturbing/disgusting to see how the fly IS attracted only to Obama and not the other 2 at podium.
It’s a very large fly. Could it be a drone? Could it be … The Puppet Master?!?!?
This is NOT the time of year for flies. Maggots must be maturing close by.
That is exactly what I was thinking. Typically fly “season” is March through May (spring and early summer)…. must be some kind of Super Rot around for Flies to be a problem during the cold of winter. Either that, or…….
who’s been missing lately? MP’s need to check whitehouse closets, stat.
haha WeeWeed and ctdar. THAT ! was funny.
You mean a blow hard whomight be using a lot of blow
Feeding Habits — Most blow fly larvae feed in carrion or other decaying organic matter. They often infest wounds of sheep, goats, cattle, and other animals. Unkempt sheep are particularly subject to attack. Adult blow flies are attracted to nectar, carrion, garbage, and other refuse and soggy, bloody or soiled hair, fur, or wool.
The tables are turned el Presidente a is a figure of ridicule
This vehicle was spotted leaving Casa Blanco earlier today.
….and you’ve still got one day to go before the weekend. I’m thinking you better get out of big H before they close in on you………….
I don’t think the flies worship him, I think they are naturally attracted to him…
These flies are not sprayed or swatted out of mutual, professional courtesy.
Or the fact that flies do not bother native-born Africans as they do native-born Americans – or at least that;’s the buzz…
That ramshackle vehicle in that picture, looks like some of the vehicles that the president half siblings might be driving
As the late, great Sheriff Harry Lee of Jefferson Parish, Louisiana would call them: ‘rinky dink vehicles’.
I doubt his half-siblings own such nice things
Gross!!!!!! (((((gag, puke, gag…)))))
Aghhhhhh…dangt Puddy, bad dreams tonight now.
Great googly-moogly Puddy. :shock;
Can’t wait for this chameleon’s karma to catch up
Boy George for Sec of State – he meets a lot of Obama’s criteria for a modern Democrat
Cuter, too, Zaub!
Flies are always attracted to a pile of doo doo.
Shyt & rot
That is exactly what my hubby said, sh!t fly. Was pretty funny though when it happened. “All Oby says is this is really bothering me”. It could have been a spy fly, he should be happy that the secret service didn’t take care of that fly.
That is funny.
counter drone? /smirk
Would be a good skit for late night, could show John Boehner sitting at that press event with a remote controlling the fly.
“That is exactly what my hubby said, sh!t fly.”
That was my very first impression…I just didn’t put it in print out of politeness. (LOL)
There are some ppl out there that believe he is a demon and that is why the flies keep showing up. Remember the Amityville Horror? the flies? Flies supposedly follow demons around because the demon smells rotten and decaying. What other president have you ever seen with so much flies on him? Anyway, it wouldn’t surprise me a bit if he WAS a demon. How else could you account for all this crap (excuse the pun) going on.
Maybe what Republicans need to do is get themselves lined up with an Exorcist. Couldn’t hurt. Has anyone tried giving him a couple of sprinkles of Holy Water? First you gotta tell him Regular water is Holy Water, and see his reaction. We already know he speaks in tongues. Him, Crump and DD.
But if thou wilt not let them go, behold I will send in upon thee, and upon thy servants, and upon thy houses all kind of flies: and the houses of the Egyptians shall be filled with flies of divers kinds, and the whole land wherein they shall be. [Exodus 8:21]
When I was young whippersnapper I got some kind of award for memory work for the Bible that was a long many moons ago. I have done some study of the Bible as history literature. There is something for everything in the Bible I think it’s time I reformed and took a Bible study class
canadacan, I totally agree with you. I keep reminding myself that in the end all that matters is my relationship with the Big Guy.
That happens often enough not to be a coincidence.
Conversation tonight at dinner in Hell’s Kitchen…
Lucifer: “What in Hell do I have to do next just to prove to them that my boy is the Anti-Christ?”
Eleanor: “Listen, Old Scratch, don’t go too far with your damn flies in the White House. It’s going to take both ORKIN® -and- SERVPRO® to get the place back to normal.”
In my opinion, I think the WH Staff needs to clean up better after Voodoo Mother-in-law’s sacrificial rituals at night. You know how nasty chicken parts stink only after a few hours.
It’s little but it’s cute!
The flies are gathering like buzzards over the carcass of our freedom.
If the NAACP wants you to help ‘em out, get your money up front! hehe!
Oops. Wrong thread.
I don’t think so…….
You could be right!
“What? This wasn’t comp?”
Watch this, it will FLIP you out:
Yo Ho, ladies and gents. One of my news sources is saying that the UN is launching an inquiry into the impact on civilians of drone strikes and other targeted killings. Geez, I wonder whom they could be looking at? Maybe that karma is starting to turn.
Got a good laugh outta these images this morning LOL all I could think of was what my daddy used to say about attracting flies…”even the flies know you’re full o poo” love it!
BHO and some guy were in a meeting.
‘Hold on, don’t move,’ the guy warned BHO in mid-mouthful.
‘Why, what’s the matter?’
‘There’s a very dangerous fly buzzing around your mouth. Keep still.’
‘Oo-ee,’ shrieked BHO. ‘What is it?’
‘It looks like a dum-dum fly,’ said the guy.
“A dum-dum fly? What’s a dum-dum fly?’
‘It’s something that hangs around the back end of cows.’
‘Hang on,’ said BHO. ‘Are you saying that my face is like the back end of a cow?’
‘It’s got nothing to do with me,’ shrugged the guy, ‘but you’ll have to convince the fly.’
Taken from Leon Schuster’s Lekker, Thick South African Joke Book by Leon Schuster and modified.
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