If you can’t find a potted plant big enough to hide the optics of burning embassies, coffins of dead ambassadors, lying Secretaries of State and misleading United Nations Ambassadors being laughed off the Sunday news shows, you’d better distract the crowd of onlookers.
What do you do when the ENTIRE FOREIGN POLICY construct of the United States Global Presidential term is exploding in front of your face on every network around the globe? Hello….
The flippin flag of al-Qaeda is flying over American Embassies
Better find a bigger potted plant to hide him behind while you dispatch someone into the media room to flash a new shiny thing. Look, quick, over here… “new shiny thing” Mitt Romney controversy…. lookie, over here…. secret tapes n stuff….. move along folks,..
…….pay no attention to our illustrious Dear Leader / Nobel Peace Prize winner deciding between Jay-Z fundraiser or Benjamin Netanyahu conversation while the Middle East is burning and Nuclear bombs are set to fire soon…..
Quick, look – SUPER SECRET VIDEO – Mitt Romney said “some 47% of people don’t pay taxes, and always vote Democrat”. Oh… My… God !