While holding a conference and press availability from the new Florida location for speedy processing of illegal aliens, President Trump hears the news of the Senate passing the Big Beautiful Bill.
President Trump, Governor Ron DeSantis and DHS Secretary Kristi Noem highlight the purposes of the latest deportation facility along with Florida officials. WATCH:
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The alligator memes are off the charts…..
https://x.com/iAnonPatriot/status/1939741349680455847
After a while, crocodile…
We could have some fun here…!
This shows alligator and a dwarf caiman…the alligator will get to be about 18 feet long if I heard her correctly….
https://www.youtube.com/shorts/sXq2yHsbxlA
lol…… I remember this! We were so easily amused in those days, weren’t we!?
I know! But look at George Jetson’s life…we are almost there…video telephone calls…robots…!
Side note…Northwestern Hospital was reported, a few weeks ago, to be testing a robot that performs phlebotomy.
A relative of mine had robotic removal of a colon polyp – n WI.
Cartman, Eric – right?
I think my cousin may have processed his file as part of the experimental test subjects, some years back.
Now back to your regular programming.
/South Park
There’s a deep cut.
I love the way Pres Trump out manuvers the Judges that try to tie his hands on deportation of border jumpers.
Some judge rules that illegal aliens much be given due process.
So Pres Trump builds a very unpleasant detention center where the illegals must wait out the court process.
No more five star hotels, now the illegals get to wallow in the heat and humidity of a Florida swamp infested with alligators and pythons.
In a tent with on air con.
We might begin to see a lot more of these criminals self deporting, in a real big hurry.
So, this temporary prison is on an airport, which is not being used, or is barely being used for pilot training.
And yet – suddenly! – this airport is sacred to the local Miccosukee Indians and it is also a disaster for the environment?
Where were all these protestors when it was a functioning airport?
Or were they always around but received no publicity until now, because it is a tangential way to attack President TRUMP and to solve the problem of temporarily housing illegal aliens?
Yes, that must be it! 🙂 😇
The 10,000 foot runway was built as an alternate runway to land the Space Shuttle
That runway was built during the Apollo era. The site was going to be the largest airport in the world handling supersonic aircraft, an enviromental study put the kibosh to the project.
They showed up because they’re getting paid to.
Maybe the planes were made out of Balsa Wood?
In other words…they are being used, like other ‘demographics’.
Clump of cells
Indians are some of the biggest grifters in Canada and the US.
“Stolen Land?”
OK, ever see a Democrat like Warren Buffet, Bill Gates, George Soros or Reid Hoffman give back land to the Indians. Fat chance.
America is my “sacred land” – all of it.
“Most beautiful alligators anybody has ever seen”. “There has never been anything like it, the Alligator Alcatraz”.
We have the best alligators, folks. One hundred percent made in the USA and here they live in the waters that flow into the Gulf of America. And their good, good friends the snakes. Don’t forget the snakes… very impressive.
We have the best pythons, alligators, and where are the Miccosukee when you need them?
BTW, Best handbags. Made in the USA.
Alligators love Tacos with all the trimmings!
https://x.com/Shawn_Farash/status/1940042332050485641?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw%7Ctwcamp%5Etweetembed%7Ctwterm%5E1940042332050485641%7Ctwgr%5E52a7c18057b79e68d8cf22e149ba3d31b1d6ec45%7Ctwcon%5Es1_c10&ref_url=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.americanthinker.com%2Fblog%2F2025%2F07%2Fthe_absolute_genius_of_florida_s_alligator_alcatraz.html
Off topic…Happy carneyda day to Canadian posters.
Jeb Boasberg issues ruling that all illegals must be put up in luxury hotels.
I couldn’t resist.
Call Pakistan.
I couldn’t help but notice that DeSantis did not applaud at the announcement of the passage of the BBB…
Self-preservation.
Interesting DeSantis was so open about his non-support.
I noticed too that several DeSantis past supporters were active in trying to block the BBB bill: Massie, Chip Roy and Musk.
Isn’t Massie’s new girlfriend DaMeatballs ex political advisor?
Definitely something wrong in KY.
Tom is dating Plastic Tina? Yikes!!!
This BS about DOGE and Elon…
Please…
Run that Big Beautiful Bastard of a “bill” through DOGE before you sign it there POTUS…
Put Our Public Monies where your public mouth is…
Or is someone’s alligator mouth biting off more than it can chew ???
A Government that cannot “afford” to make it’s own Lincoln Pennies out of copper…
Does not deserve a single ONE of them in “Revenue” !!!
Government of, by and for the Government…
As OPPOSED to Government of, by and for The People.
Lincoln again…
We The People are the sovereign Constitutional authority of The United States Of America.
POTUS works for US.
In God We Trust
{All others pay cash}
Trust God
Fear not
Florida version of Arizona tent city.
🤷♀️
Pros and cons.
The tents have cons.
Would love to see a more in-depth video of the
facility.
Cages inside of tents? Good idea -except I can imagine
the nightmare scenario —especially at night. Escorts for
the P.I.A. who will be getting perverse happiness when they yell….
I have to go to the bathroom! 😖😵💫 escort! Escort!
Makes it easy for lockdown, count and control.👍👏
I would recommend getting cans of spray paint for
each one of those fence fasteners for inside cages…
I saw what looked like zip ties for fasteners? 😳
It looks neat and tidy now. No lockers?
Probably a lot of bugs 🤣 to be worked out.
👏 👍 Interesting.
Faster turnaround — get them out time….👍👏👏👍
“Alligator Alcatraz!!!” What’s not to love?
The 2025 Florida Python Challenge runs from the 11th to the 20th. In case you hadn’t made your vacation plans yet.
https://flpythonchallenge.org/
Prizes:
$10,000 Ultimate Grand Prize – Awarded to the participant who removes the most pythons as part of the competition.
Professional Category, Novice Category, and Military Category prizes, too.
Yeah, it’s not as easy as one might think getting out and back from where the big snakes roam. I was real fired up about going down to hunt snakes being a Natural Born Florida Man who already lives in a swamp in north Florida.
The fuel, lodging, food and reliable gear ( airboat, swamp buggy) ain’t cheap. Especially trying to claw our way out from underneath Bidenflation. The few hunters licensed by The South Florida Water Management District usually win as they are out there all the time.
Now I got that Jerry Reed song Amos Moses stuck in my head.
I am ‘hearing’ “Dueling Banjos” myself…
Call me weird, but somehow the image of alligators eating people alive doesn’t appeal to me.
Depends on who’s being eaten.
Well imagine this one…an illegal began “eating himself during transport”:
https://www.thegatewaypundit.com/2025/07/insanity-kristi-noem-says-cannibalistic-illegal-alien-began/
Great job by DeSantis.
He’s masquerading as MAGA again this year. Must be thinking about 2028.
Noem is going to deport a larger population than the State she governed by a Yuge number!
Polk Salad Annie, Gator Got Your Granny.
Tony Joe White.
poke sallet
💬Hurricane season, too.
I wish someone would have asked President Trump about the Congressional Staffer and Paige Sexual Abuse Hush Fund that we pay for while he was in such a receptive mood today.
Hey Cuz.
The Leftoids concerned about this airfield should be forced to camp with the Panthers for a couple nights and then see how they feel about the Glades..
I think I like Gator Gitmo almost as much.
Real environmental solutions. Deportation means removal of their carbon footprints from our country, lowering our Green House Gas emissions that Lunatic liberal-marxists tell us we have to lower to save the planet. This does that and they should be ecstatic.
What he means by “Industrial Civilization” is Liberal-Marxist Orwellian Doublespeak for America,Canada,Australia & Nazi EU nations
Mo is a complete scumbag.
Move CNN headquarters to Alligator Alcatraz 🙂
If I worked at Wikipedia …..
Well maybe now we can bring back Joe Arpaio back to putting up tents with no air condition in Arizona . Make them wear pink. If they are caught outside the compound, sent then to the Alligator compound in Florida! Food for thought. Make gov Katie Hobbs feed them daily!
Ron DeSantis : “serving on active duty in Iraq”
wasn’t he a Jag officer (lawyer) in the military?
he makes it sound like he was a soldier
not the first time if my memory serves me right
Assigned to a SEAL unit, took care of the operators’ wills and such.
Alligatraz.
Seems like a lot of hype over some tents and chain link fence. Being a FL native and spending an enormous amount of time outdoors I see nothing particularly scary about the Everglades.
Overall this reminds me of the Internet myth about cops shooting hundreds of unarmed black people yearly. Which is something many believe but turns out to be something like 8 individuals annually.
How’s that apply here? In reality there’s 30 million illegals and deportation numbers for 2025 are way down and not increasing, daily weekly or monthly. Yet everyone seems to believe otherwise.
IMHO memes are the Internet version of participation trophies!
When Trump was asked about a comment some time ago that alligators should be put in the Rio Grande to discourage migrants from fording the river, Trump said he didn’t say “alligators.” He said “crocodiles.” No follow up from the reporter.