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South Africa Denounces White Refugees For Leaving Before They Had A Chance To Take All Their Stuff And Kill Them

This goes beyond “presidential politics” so I’m posting this (from X) here.

“Sudden And Unexpected” @toobaffled

Vaccines devised to delete the god gene —-

• This article claims the COVID-19 vaccine, dubbed “FunVax,” is a bioweapon designed to suppress the VMAT2 gene, referred to as the “God gene,” thereby eliminating religious belief.

• A U.S. bioweapons scientist’s presentation highlighted a program to create this vaccine, deployable via aerosol spraying or injections, to neutralize spiritual inclinations.

• The author alleges this is the true motive behind a global vaccination program, aiming to reduce religious belief worldwide to facilitate a One World Government.

• This aligns with a prophecy by Rudolf Steiner predicting the elimination of the human soul through medicine, and a French healer’s observation of a vaccinated individual’s detached soul.

• A spiritual practitioner treated a patient whose consciousness had lost contact with their physical body, resulting in a feeling of floating and malaise.

• The patient’s energy field was heavy and unable to receive light or energy.

• The practitioner believes a substance is used to detach consciousness, preventing interaction with the body and damaging the soul, not just the physical or subtle bodies.

• A second session revealed further deterioration and a significant frequency decrease, though no physical symptoms were present.

• A significant decrease in frequency and energy field severity has been observed, with a soul’s expulsion from a physical body confirmed, despite a remaining cord.

• This aligns with reports from AstraZeneca’s COVID-19 vaccine trials, where a volunteer stated their inability to feel God after receiving the vaccine.

• A spiritual teacher suggests a maximum two-month survival time after soul departure.

• The global vaccination program is described as advanced spiritual warfare targeting the “God gene” (VMAT2), aiming to subvert the divine genetic code.

• One account describes mRNA vaccines as a destructive device smuggling foreign DNA into the cell nucleus, altering the DNA scroll where God’s name is encoded, likened to inserting counterfeit pages into a divine blueprint.

• Counterfeit mRNA is damaging DNA, specifically disrupting sulfide bonds that spell out God’s name.

• This sabotage alters cellular instructions, causing the production of harmful spike proteins.

• This action is described as a global coup against God’s rule, mirroring Psalm 2:2’s depiction of earthly kings conspiring against the Lord.

• The goal is to destroy God’s image in humanity.

• Human DNA’s sulfide bonds, occurring after specific nucleotide pairs (10, 5, 6, 5), spell out “YHWY,” God’s name in Hebrew, according to the text.

• Injecting messenger RNA introduces foreign DNA, disrupting these bonds and erasing God’s name.

• This action is described as a global coup against God, aiming to destroy His image in humanity and create hackable, genetically modified organisms.

• The text alleges this is a deceptive plan, masked as health improvement, to install an “abomination” in the “Third Temple” (the human body), fulfilling biblical prophecies about apostasy and deception.

• The text concludes that this deception uses pharmaceutical means to achieve a “strong delusion,” leading to widespread belief in a lie.

• Pharmakia, meaning “witchcraft” and derived from a word for “drug” or “poisoner,” suggests a connection between life, blood, and poison.

• The text claims that induced spike proteins cause blood clots leading to death, aligning with Satan’s desire to kill and destroy, including removing God’s name.

• The author warns that many religious leaders encourage receiving pharmakia, highlighting the need for knowledge to protect oneself.

https://www.researchgate.net/publication/367318681_Vaccines_devised_to_delete_the_god_gene

Gotta love Kid Rock

In an interview with Fox’s Jesse Watters:

‘I was just watching your clips, and you know, we have this low birth rate in America, and it all made sense,’ Kid, who shared a brief marriage with Baywatch star Pamela Anderson in the 2000s, told Watters.

‘It just hit me right now because who’s gonna sleep with these ugly a**, broke, crazy, deranged, TDS (Trump derangement syndrome) liberal women?‘

The musician claimed liberal rallies are made up of a ‘bunch of women that no guy wants to sleep with and a bunch of dudes that want to sleep with each other‘.

David,

Don’t know if you will see this or NOT, But …

The Daily Mail has an article about Israel’s plan for Gaza, shown below. Is this true?

Israel’s plan to split Palestine: Leaked map claims to show how Gazans will be forced into three strips of land as IDF launches major assault on Hamas amid new round of ceasefire talks

The plan included measures to flatten ‘all infrastructure’ above and below ground and move virtually 2.3 million people to what Israel has termed a ‘humanitarian area’.

One official said that the alternative for Palestinians would be to leave their homeland ‘voluntarily’, moving to countries ‘in line with President Trump’s vision for Gaza’

The leaked map also comes following Israel’s major military operation in the Gaza Strip, launched in a bid to pressure Hamas to release hostages.

According to Defence minister Israel Katz, Operation Gideon Chariots was being led with ‘great force’.

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-14723241/Israel-split-Palestine-leaked-map-Hamas.html

KEEP PRAYING FOR PRESIDENT TRUMP

lilbirdee12’s prayer:

Our Heavenly Father, Your children come to you tonight to ask for healing and peace throughout our country so that we may return to being One Nation Under God. Guide us to be leaders in Your Kingdom, spreading Your Love and Salvation to all. Forgive us our sins and deliver us from evil.

Lord, we ask for a blanket of protection over all our troops and law enforcement who serve to defend and protect us. Bless our representatives with the strength and wisdom they need to achieve the path You have chosen for us.

Please place Your Guardian Angels of Protection around Donald Trump and his family as they seek to lead America back to You. Also, we pray for Angels to protect and support our Sundance as he works for justice and peace. 

Grant us patience, Lord, as the evil ones try to anger us and cause us to fall. Spread blessings over Israel and Netanyahu.

We humbly ask that You please comfort those who are grieving and in pain.

And prayers up for all political prisoners. Prayers up for Julian Assange and for all the protesters of January 6 who were or are entrapped in DC.

Thank you Father, for Your love and the gift of Life.

A prayer for members of the CTH that they remain strong and clear thinking and that the site remain a bastion of freedom and continue to spread the facts of our current dilemma to millions in this country and across the globe. That the light of freedom inspired by our Creator and enshrined in our founding never be extinguished by acts of man.

In Jesus name we pray, Amen. 

Exclusive | AOC’s district sees 70% crime surge — more than double NYC average: ‘She doesn’t care’

Perfect

Another

St Louis yesterday

Steve Lookner’s Agenda Free TV is livestreaming, with exclusive video, of a Mexican naval training ship hitting the NY Brooklyn Bridge; 3 in critical condition, 17 with serious injuries; the Mexican government has posted a comment, which Steve is reading:

The way it had lights on it, it looked more like a big party boat!

The man is never right!

Wow, when asked who my favorite General was I answered WT Sherman in more recent times but really nobody can compare to Genghis Khan or Alexander the Great in territory taken and peoples subjugated in a relatively shore time.

The hate the spewed forth from some people for stating Sherman as my favorite should not have shocked me I guess. But IMO the very fact that he is still hated about 160 years after the fact is a testament to just how effective a soldier he was.

✝️ Lord, thank You for the day. Amen.