Former New Jersey Gov. Chris Christie (U-DC) is quitting on cue having played his part. Christie ended his 2024 bid for the White House moments ago. It’s clear to me tonight that there isn’t a path for me to win the nomination,” Christie told the audience at a town hall in Windham, N.H.
Via Fox-2) – […] The former New Jersey governor’s decision will be mainly viewed as a boon for Haley, who has seen particular momentum in New Hampshire, where Christie was also putting a lot of his campaign’s energy.
Christie had launched his campaign in June, going after Trump and pitching himself as an alternative to the former president. (more)
Buh Bye Krispy
This just in from the Gateway Pundit:
“BREAKING: While waiting for Chris Christie announcement, he can be heard on a hot mic criticizing @NikkiHaley
while talking to someone.
“She’s gonna get smoked,” he says. “You and I both know it, she’s not up to this.”
He also claims DeSantis called him, then feed is cut.”
Good thing they didn’t cut CC’s feed. He would have tramped them like an angry sow.
I honestly don’t care what he looks like. What bothered me was how quick he turned his back on President Trump. That speaks to character and THAT’s why I’m glad he’s out.
Good thing he never became POTUS, because Air Force 1 and the Marine Chopper 1 could never get off the ground with him.
He’ll be drowning his sorrows at the nearest Golden Corral. Chris, how can we miss you if you don’t go away?
Satellite images can’t miss him
Americas equine population thanks the good Lord each and every day, that Christie never took up horse riding.
🤣
🤣🤣🤣
I love that kid’s face!
Bye-cycle! Been a sloppy ride……
What a creep.
Dont let the door hit ya, kris krispy
Extra chris crispy.
Actually, DO let the door hit ya, HARD right where the good Lord split yuh!
The door would get stuck.
The door would splinter into 1000 pieces upon impact.
FOX (managed) “News” claims Haley is seeing an increase in support?
Did she buy some new underwear?
New 5” heals.
As a woman, I think that remark was disturbing.
Stevie Nicks can do it well. At 75.
Nim-rod-a….not so much.
That’s the Democrats voting
New, super ,dopper, Spanx.. Shame they don’t make them for her head…😃
I think she actually has what we used to call a nice figure.
Sadly, her brain can’t figure out anything.
Same ol’ BS just different name. Hillary, now Haley…anyone but Trump. The entire MSM are pathetic, lying puppets and always predictable and wrong.
Likki can wear a turban and they can start wrapping at her neck. Her head will look like a bleached wasp’s nest.
She won’t be able to see where she’s going, but she can’t do that anyway.
These MSM fools. They hope most don’t realize CC pretty much had 0%z 0.
Fox, 0 adds nothing.
The Michelin Man had his fat suit pricked and now hes deflating
Ha ha
As if he ever stood any chance
Hey, Chris, I feel your pain.
Quick. Hide the donuts.
Crispy Cream is out of business.
His campaign was nothing more than a job interview for “contributor” on one of the left-wing networks.
Drops out of the race? Was he ever in it?
A potempkin candidate in a potmpkin uniparty manufactured campaign.
Odds on him suffering a heart attack by the 2028 election?
What was his part? The clown?
I honestly didn’t know he was still in the race.
The GOP logic being that his supporters now go to Haley to close gaps against Trump like that dodgy CNN poll offered.
Good luck with that.
Like he had any supporters to begin with
The dodgy CNN poll supposedly illusteates to our GOP betters that most of his percentage would go to Haley (they’ve all but abandoned Desanris) thus closing the gap in Yrump and affording the opportunity to overtake him. They’re wrong of course Haley can’t close that deal but that’s their move. Christie is doing this thinking he’s harming Trump.
He had supporters ?? Where….in Overeaters Anonymous ???
Thumped by TRUMP!
Don’t kid yourself. It’s a calculation to move his supporters to Haley and close the gap on Trump. The GOP has abandoned Desantis they think Haley can take Trump out. Christie is more than happy to oblige.
So, you think his 2% support going to Haley is going to close the gap between President Trump and Nimrata?
I don’t think so.
I’m not thinking that. Our GOP betters and the media are thinking that.
He is so disgusting. He said, “the country is bitter, angry, and divided.”
He then went on to bash President Trump, bash anyone that believes 2020 was stolen, and bash the j6 hostages.
He also said, “President Trump is unfit to be President of The United States and any candidate that doesn’t say the same thing is unfit to run for office or serve this country.”
He has been the most divisive and blatantly angry candidate I have ever seen run.
Let’s not forget Hillary! Oh, and Biden may be even worse and he’s a candidate, too.
I would so like to forget that vile woman.
The one thing that really infuriated me…She was at a woman’s conference in India after she lost and said something to the effect of – the only reason women voted for Trump was because their husbands, fathers, sons, or other dominant male figures in their lives told them to.
I came out of my seat on that comment. My poor husband had to listen to me for quite some time. The woman is your typical angry, ugly, bitter, shrewish leftist.
Nikki is her younger twin, only angrier & taller.
For most of these vile, evil, anti-American creatures, I wish their arteries to harden at warp speed.
For this guy especially, I think it will happen sooner than most.
That’s what he was paid to do. He knew he d never get the nomination. He’s job was attack dog but Trump didn’t show up to the debates to afford the opportunity. Christie was left screaming into the wind. Now he believes he can harm Trump by leaving the race and supposedly letting his support go to Haley the new darling of the media and GOp.
What I call a lard of malardkey.
“the country is bitter, angry, and divided.”
Not edible. Sad.
All they do is sling mud at our over achiever, President Trump. Then they say, “Oh there is too much mud being slung around President Trump. We all want to just move on and restore things to a less mud-slinging time.”
I listened to one of Birdbrain Nikky’s campaign adds, and that’s all she had to offer.
No Nimroda, we don’t want to go back to the quieter, gentler times of RINO fest. We want to upset the apple cart and flip over tables to restore the Constitutional Republic that slipped away from us years ago. We not only don’t need you, but we don’t want you or your type. Your type has reached the end of its usefulness in DC. The “endless war crowd” is in the process of being replaced with the “time to rebuild our great nation crowd”.
The best thing a reporter could ask after that tirade:
“So, you want the other candidates to do what you did abd earned basically 0% support? You just dropped out. Do you really want think it’s wise to listen to you?”
Dozens of attacks on President Trump, none on Joe Biden.
For the UniParty Trump is the enemy, and Joe is a friend.
Donald J. Trump
@realDonaldTrump
I hear Chris Christie is dropping out of the race today — I might even get to like him again! Anyway, he was just caught on a hot mic making a very truthful statement: “She’s gonna get smoked…You and I both know it, she’s not up to this.”
No, Haley is going to get schlonged! 🙂
Christie also said at the town hall. “I’m fat because I eat; I eat because I’m fat”
(From Fat Bastard fame)
Chris Christie – D
Always has been and tonight he took off his mask.
the dumber fatter less funny fred flintstone
And then there were 3 little pigs left.
Biggest Loser, oh wait wrong show.
Another episode with one of the Uniparty Network’s clowns.
Furthermore, I consider that the Derp State must be destroyed!
Ha! Nice one!
I can’t believe I actually wanted him to be AG in 2016. There was something uniquely personal about Christie’s Goon-For- Hire role that seems to set him apart from your typical Uniparty advocate who reflexively attacks anything that may remotely threaten their way of life.
The transition team in 2025 had better be well constructed. I hope Trump hits the ground running with a small, fleet force ala General Sherman.
The toilets of New Jersey groan in anticipation of CC’s homecoming.
So do the Goethals Bridge and the Verrazano Bridge and the Pulaski Skyway and the George Washington Bridge.
Ditto for the Delaware Memorial Bridge, the Commodore Barry Bridge, the Ben Franklin Bridge, the Walt Whitman Bridge, the Betsy Ross Bridge, the Delair Bridge, and the Palmyra Tacony Bridge if CC wants to make a cheesesteak run into the Philly area.
And there are the Burlington-Bristol Bridge, the Turnpike Toll Bridge that links NJ and PA turnpikes, several bridges that link Trenton to PA across the Delaware River, the Washington Crossing Bridge, which is especially vulnerable to his bulk, and several other bridges thru the Delaware Water Gap and up to the New York state line.
The Holland Tunnel and the Lincoln Tunnel and the Path Tubes under the Hudson River could hold Christie’s weight, but if he were to release methane or get his ego or rump stuck, it would be a calamity to many commuters.
I am a Midwesterner, but I have used virtually all the bridges and tunnels I named.
That’s why it’s safer to close the beaches and let the beached whale confine his contamination.
Thanks for the memories – I lived for a while near the Tacony-Palmyra…
Ah. Cheesesteaks… Pat’s, or that place on South Street I can’t remember the name of. It’s a wonder everybody there isn’t the size of Christie with those luscious treats around…
He may have played his role, but his role was patently stupid and he failed to accomplish what he was paid to do.
It kinda makes him the ideal RINO: a loser who thinks losing will earn him a promotion.
His only accomplishments were to be the guy telling voters how much the Government Party despises us and to help finance the grift machine that funnels money into the grifter class. Blowing millions of dollars with nothing to show for it is all part of the con.
The thing is, anyone who tries to run against PDJT runs into an insurmountable barrier, symbolused by the “P” in PDJT.
ONLY he has actually sat behind the desk and so everyone else looks like the child, argueing they should be allowed to sit at the adults table.
Only Joe doesn’t have this problem, which is why I think if they are unable to deny PDJT the R nomination, they may keep Joe as the D nominee.
Don’t blame you a bit fat boy , hauling that suet filled ass around the country can’t be cheap .
H/T Joe Dan @ Intellectual Froglegs
https://rumble.com/v43wj2b-rino-season-new-intellectual-froglegs.html
Rino down! Rino down!!
Curly Bill (Tombstone)
Well, bye.
Perhaps he’ll join Liz Cheney and together they will run on the “No Labels” party.
In that video who are the prisoners behind him?! Holy cow that is a bad look.
Would love to see the hollywood squares with the big X over him, if anyone can oblige!
Sundance posted it in the comments on the hot mic article.
Chis lard christe should drops out but needs to also drop a few.
We despise him and he’s easy to mock, but imagine thinking it’s important to preserve the DC system! We’re after the exact opposite.
Breaking: Krispy Kristie beats Jerry Nadler in the waist-size competition.
But can he beat him in the dash to grab a microphone? Nadler has quite the zippy waddle there.
It really is good to see their true colors. I relish thinking about who is next to drop. lol.
“I relish thinking about who is next to drop.”
Eventually Trump will be the last man standing.
IMO, RDS will be next to fold. Then it’ll be Trump v the Indian.
Just like a turd that stubbornly clings to one’s butt before eventually plopping into a toilet, Porcus Christie emulated the turd & executed a flawless cannonball into the political toilet bowl of obscurity.
Flash flood warnings have been appropriately posted in parts of the East Coast located near Christie’s cannonball plop.
Ha, well there’s a visual I never thought I’d have in a lifetime!
Evil always gets what it deserves.
I’d post it in the original Italian because it sounds better and because that’s how my grandma said it, but here it is in English: More insincerity is impossible. That’s what we heard tonight — absolute insincerity. He never had a path and he knew it long ago. He didn’t discover it tonight.
Some say his mission was accomplished. I say he failed miserably. President Trump may have been spitballed, but is still standing and is as strong as ever.
The whale has run out of blubber
His pathetic comments about Trump on the The View was his last ditch effort for acceptance. What an idiot, he didn’t have a chance but that really sealed it.
“It’d be really the easiest pardon decision I would ever have to make as president,” Christie said. “You don’t accept responsibility? Too bad. Go to jail.”
That pretty much was the Fat Lady singing for his campaign.
When he said he won’t be President again is an assassin threat in the least!
The money he wasted on this foreseeable failure, could have helped many destitute families. Good Riddance.
Ahh but he wasted the money of the global elites who had no intention of helping the unfortunate to begin with.
And it’s not even FAT Tuesday yet, err … sorry … Super Tuesday … my subliminal synapses just had a natural reaction.
Victory was never in the cards. We know it. He knows it. Just trying to exit with a jab. Pathetic actually.
Well we all know what Chris Christie will be giving up for lent this year
The US Presidential Campaign!
It was clear to everyone that he never had a path to win the nomination. Even to Christie himself. Before, during and now after his run.
We know he ran to be the attack dog.
But he never had a chance to even do that.
And now it is time for him to beach himself, to get out of the way of his fellow losers.