In the state of Maine, the deadline for candidates for president to turn in a sufficient number of signatures to be on the March 5, 2024 Primary Election ballot was 5 p.m. on Friday. The candidates needed 2,000 valid voter signatures to appear on the ballot. According to the Secretary of State, candidate Chris Christie did not make the cut.
Dec. 2 (UPI) — Former New Jersey governor and Republican presidential hopeful Chris Christie will not be on the Maine primary election ballot after failing to obtain the required number of in-state petition signatures.
In order to be on the ballot for Maine’s March 5, 2024, primary election, candidates must have 2,000 in-state signatures, but state officials said Saturday he didn’t make the cut.
“The deadline for candidates for president to turn in a sufficient number of signatures to be on the March 5, 2024, primary election ballot was 5 p.m. today,” Maine’s Secretary of State said in a press release.
Christie only received 844 signatures, Maine Director of Elections Heidi Peckham told CBS News. (link)


Ha! Keep running that big mouth big man! Can’t even qualify…what a joke.
This news has made my dreary day a little bit brighter.
Also:
Big Fat, Lazy, Stupid, back-stabbing, coward!
Tell us how you really feel, Spy.
And those are his GOOD POINTS.
Exactly
Maybe now he’ll STFU.
Don’t count on it.
I don’t think he knows how.
he really does have a pie hole. He can’t keep his mouth shut. He’s compromised by the donut mafia
regitiger: The donut mafia! Good one!
There are no Krispy Kreme shops in Maine. He had no place for his town halls.
Only when the get-Trump money runs out.
Fat chance. 😂
Like the rest of the NY and NJ swamp people, he will continue to attack Trump. There’s trillions at stake, most of it within that geographical region.
Headline should read;
“No Primary Ballot Needed”
President Donald J Trump
Aayuh, Maine aint New Jersey.
“The candidate ate his homework.”
I bet the secretary of state never heard that excuse before.
Sadness – oh well, there will always be donuts..
Reading your comment and visualizing an inflated Humphrey Bogart-Casablanca meme of Christie at the Van Nuys Airport consoling Ilsa, “we’ll always have donuts”
He was just on one of the Sunday shows today saying he would be fine. I’ll see if I can find it and post it.
Christie is as popular in his ‘home’ state of NJ as a piece of cat scat
Stop insulting cat scat. 😸
Haaaaaa your the best🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
As you have told us, he isn’t really running for president. His dedicated RNC purpose was to drub President Trump.
Right. And this proves it.
It would not been difficult to hustle 2000 signatures with a very minimal amount of money and organization.
So, he has no $, he has no organisation, which is appropriate since he isn’t running.
In truly free and fair contests, President Trump could appear on both the Dem and Rep primary ballots and still come in first in both contests, at least in most states. I’d bet on it.
Well now. Isn’t he special.
“Leave the gun, take the cannoli.”
Krispy Kreme going on clearance sale in Maine starting tomorrow morning.
Get em while you can.
Remember when candidates had campaign buttons? Christie’s wouldn’t even sell on eBay for a buck.
For a quantity of ten with free shipping:)
All the Krispy Kreme and Dunkin’ Donut franchisees should have put him over the top.
Maine definitely not a donut state…🤣🤣
That’s right!!! We are the home of Whoopie Pies and Needhams. Seems his bariatric surgery didn’t help much with his weight issue.
ever watch “My 600lb life”….there is a reason the surgery ‘failed’ or did not help…
I watch that show faithfully.
Oh, my mom used to make homemade whoopie pies to die for!!!!
Remember the donut franchise called “Mr. Donut”?
My first job in jr. high school. 1972
Pulling below his weight. Pun intended.
Tom Wigand (“American Discerner” on Substack)
2000 signatures is not a lot. I thought it would be way more than that.
That’s a lot to Christy I bet
Yes a low bar for sure ,but he somehow managed to crawl under it –
Any good dem could forge 2000 ballot signatures in a day.
All he got was 844??? Did his campaign even try? Or do the good people of Maine refuse to sign for a stinker?
I’m just amased he has that many relatives living in maine.
Or maybe payees?
<All he got was 844?>
Press wasn’t reporting the number of his petitions…
They were reporting his weight 🙂
He was distracted……….
https://tinyurl.com/488h7h9m
Any half-baked Dem candidate could have “found” ten times that many signatures.
The only Cripsy Creme was even running was to bash President Trump and to get paid by anti-trumpers. Just think, no working and just telling lies to make money. At least Lizzo actually performs to make money.
844 signatures? Good grief! It shouldn’t have been that many. What are those people thinking?
Yay…my state of Maine Republicans finally got something right!!!!!
No rest for the wicked,…work HARD to prevent hanky panky to rig the primary in order to deprive PDJT of his delegates.
And this applies not just in Maine, but in every State.
They are NOT going to only rely on one coarse of action to try to blick PDJT, they will put effort into ALL.
Court cases to 25th him off the ballot. Primary/caucus cheating to reduce his delegate count.
Indictments as an excuse to prevent his nomination.
State parties withholding $ from precincts for yard signs, etc.
Your State R party, regardless of State, are (at the top level) nevertrump diehards that are working full time, 24/7 to try to defeat PDJT.
Never give up, never surrender!
Maine has the Dems holding a super majority…Governor, House and Senate. I have seen little to no effort on behalf of the state GOP to push for election integrity. President Trump has won both his Presidential elections in Maine state District 2, which covers the geographic majority of the state…the rural areas . The other state district, which has the wealthy coastal elites, is solid blue territory. We have same day voter registration and no voter ID law. The damage here already been done.
This is fitting, since dude is irrelevant.
https://www.breitbart.com/2nd-amendment/2023/12/01/remington-closing-new-york-plant-opened-1828/?utm_source=newsletter&utm_medium=email&utm_term=down-range&utm_campaign=20231203dr
Remington Closing New York Plant, Which Opened in 1828
Sad. But PDJT. Said businesses would flee New York,
Relocating to Georgia, a firearms friendly state.
Huntsville, AL. It’s been here several years.
Go back to the beach fat boy!!
What a surprise – no one wanted Fat Bastard!
😂😂😂
Well, he’s already irrelevant, might as well have the trophy to go with it…
I think Ron De Who? has already taken that trophy so best fatso can do is runner up.
Chris Christie’s job is tell us how much the ruling class despises us.
This is quite sad. He will will have to assuage his depression with an extra helping of dessert.
Do not cry for Chris Christ as Trump will likely make him PLO in his next administration.
PLO = Permanent Latrine Orderly (“No Time For Sergeants)
One could only hope he would be silent. Much like Liz Chaney he’ll continue to try to put a bug in some uninformed voter to thwart Trump. He’s consistently has proven he is that awful version of an American politician.
Bummer. Was havin’ such a fine living-my-best-life day, until I read this.
844! I could probably get 844! Lol.
That’s a shame.
Said no one ever.
An Embarrassing failure to launch … You would think that if they had missed the mark by that much , they would have come up with some excuse to avoid actually filing (their dog ate the computer ? )rather than having to show publicly how anemic his support really was and after all that “big tough Guy “ talk …. nice result though 😊
What ever happened to the derogatory term “spoiler”,…remember that?
Was popular during after Perot, but haven’t seen anyone using itcto describe these nutjobs, responding to Ryans quest for a “savior of the R party, from MAGA”.
Either its “too soon” or its only applicable to populists, never to Uniparty candidates…
Did they try, early on to call PDJT a “spoiler”, saying he should “step aside”,…? I seem to recall they did,…
Krispy Kreme oughta hire The bright lights DeSanctus just released from employment with Never Back Down PAC. Betcha Chris could get ’em cheap.
The Jersey pumpkin is a troll.
[newly discovered audio]
Chris Christie:
I’ve been tryin’ to go legit.
Austin Powers:
Of course…
Chris Christie: But when you’re an overweight child, in a society that demands perfection, your sense of right and wrong, fair and unfair will always be tragically skewed…
Austin Powers:
Did you just soil yourself?
Chris Christie:
Maybe.
Hahahahahahahahahahahah.
Good! He is too tight with too many Islamists and he put one on the New Jersey Supreme Court. He doesn’t belong in politics. Of course none of the other presidential candidates do either other than Trump.
Lord, but we need him back. Please God!
Gosh, that is so very sad.
Awe.. too bad . So sad…
…bless his heart…
Bahahahahahahhahaaaa!!! Oh that’s hilarious! He’s not qualified for a whole lot if you ask me.
In other shocking news, the earth still goes around the sun.
A bright moment on an otherwise dreary day.
But what the heck is a Binkley?
The only cut he ever makes is the line at the all u can eat buffet.
I am so relieved I just passed some gas.
I’ll have 6 bushels of lobster rolls please.
Grift Griftie has Vacationland sads….
Who?
He didn’t wanna be on their crappy ballot. He’s holding out for a better spot on a classy ballot.
Notice that RFK Jr didn’t make the ballot as an Independent?
He’s been trying to play spoiler all along for the fascist, anti-Israel party AND the GOPe.
It was DeFraud supporters all along that were trying to boost Kennedy on the Right by using his position on the covid vax…one side of an issue that they thought they were going to be able to use to take President Trump out.
People like Beck, Deace, Rubin, Shapiro, Erikson-Salem Media…Gen X of the GOPe.
#TRUMP2024
Christie only received 844 signatures…he ate the rest.
😆 Well they really shouldn’t have dipped the sheets in chocolate syrup.