In 2020, when the lockdowns started and store shelves were becoming bare and no extra rolls to spare, my neighbor asked if she could have any of my paper shopping bags that she knew I had (and saw me request when she went grocery shopping with me in the past).
I have it in the e-mail here somewhere – she is a brainiac, a scientific sort – I asked her if she had found a way to turn them into toilet paper.
I was serious.
I DO not want to ever run out of toilet paper.
A dear friend of mine told me some years ago about when he went to China (the PRC) for engineering projects (as a mechanical engineer, specializing in plastics manufacturing processes), he was on his third trip/project but was getting to that stage of stir crazy.
This was in the mid-to-later 1990’s – maybe 1997 -I would say after that time the PRC sent some missiles over to threaten Taiwan and he found out about that when he got back home because he swore he would never go back.
One morning he had time to spare and so took his time in his hotel room before the day got started – and while in the midst of unfurling some toilet paper, he realized that it was coming off in bits of pieces, two squares – five squares – three squares – maybe six squares and so forth – when he realized that the hotel was making new rolls of toilet paper out of leftovers.
He practically flew downstairs to the front desk to the manager to demand some complete rolls of “new, untouched” toilet paper – good Lord – something about Americans use SO much toilet paper –
that got him on his last nerve and it made him mad about anything going to China to make them richer and America poorer – and that he was a part of that, in the beginning – and the company he was working with was a part of it, not even telling their own employees about the threat to Taiwan, so as not to upset anyone. Like him.
In the early days of the war the troops I supported in Iraq would use pages torn out of paper back books people sent to them. After learning that I made sure to send good quality TP in every box.
I am right there w/you, I don’t want to run out of TP.
My mother was a RN worked obgyn and psych ward during her career got a chance to go to Russia during the 80s on some exchange program said they had a lady in the public restroom counting the number of tp sheets you used
She handed them out to you and the toilet paper was similar to the brown paper that comes out of our towel dispensers in restrooms. In 1994 there were no toilets in the Moscow train station. Just holes in the floor in each stall, a marking where to place your feet and a string that hung down from the ceiling that flushed your hole. We came home to America and kissed the ground.
When you toured the Red Square and became thirsty you could walk up to an outdoor kiosk and buy a strange drink served in a recyclable cup. The cup had been recycled all day by every patron, never being washed! Population control Soviet style.
Oh just smile quietly and spill some SAND into their SOUP, and try not to spill it on them when you serve it, or repairing that car and a couple a screws are left off. 🙂
There are a hundred ways to get back a bit of our own…. it puts a spring in one’s step.
I’d be happy if we only had “six ways from Sunday” to get back at these cretins…
I’d be HAPPIER if they’d just leave us alone! I suppose it’s time to split the sheets and have as clean a divorce as possible. Unfortunately, ya gotta crack some eggs to make an omelette. I prefer that we be the crackers and not the crackees.
I’d say we Treepers ARE an intel community. We share a massive amount of information here on CTH that possibly ninety percent or more of the population has no awareness of.
IMHO, what inhibits covert operations from liberty minded folk is our lack of intent to control and manipulate others. Perhaps it’s time to reevaluate the “live and let live” mindset.
It seems obvious that the radical corruption, bias and lawlessness in government will have to be dealt with in one manner or another if we truly desire to restore the live and let live lifestyle.
As great a job as groups like Judicial Watch do legally through the court system, it appears that we’re WAY TOO FAR BEHIND to ever catch up with the people who disdain our freedom and intend to destroy our precious Constitution.
“Yea, we took your lunch money…whattya gonna do about it?”
I put up with that kind of bullying for about 2/3rds of my 6th grade year. Then said enough and beat all three bullies up in the same fight. When I went on the Junior High my reputation preceded me and the wanna be bullies left me alone.
Sometimes you have to beat them senseless to let them know your serious.
It’s a bare knuckles world out there…it starts in 6th grade like chemman (or earlier) and it should never stop. I’m over 70 and I’m still willing to throw a punch (or do whatever is necessary) to stop the bad actors (especially those who work in DC).
The STATES have to change all the above, NOT the federal Government.
Start working on the state government ….like in Arizona, who now has a Republican legislature…ASK them to make the changes…Georgia has Republicans, but they’re Rinos. Not sure about other states.
After a career in the military, I had another career in Emergency Management. The bedrock of EM is that all disasters are local. Long after national assistance has gone, local services still deal with disaster issues (e.g., it was 20+ years before WA closed the disaster office for all things related to the Mount St. Helens eruption). I feel the same about government. Start locally. Get involved with school boards, municipal/county government activities, party precinct activities (just a handful of like-minded people can win precinct positions), etc. Small victories add up.
Almost as many “Republicans” as Dimm/commies are in on the cheat…….the PREVIOUS AZ legislature was ALSO “Republican” and yet meaningful election reforms were BLOCKED when they were brought for a vote through procedural measures
look NO further than Robin Vos (R-WI)…..speaker of their house who STOPPED any election reform packages pre-2022 election, FIRED Gable the ex-Supreme court justice of WI investigating the election fraud right after he had secured his own reelection in the primary through cheating, and JUST blocked a vote on a resolution working towards amending the WI Constitution to prevent PRIVATE funding involvement in elections……think Zuckerbucks where $8.8M was funneled to 5 key cities there to enhance and encourage the theft in 2020
There is a picture of a hen carrying a Prada purse and wearing an expensive hat and looking snooty. I think it is on Power Line’s “The Week in Pictures.” Maybe someone can find it.
Retired Magistrate here: I view each day as an adventure. How can I save money today; how can I repurpose what we have; how can I do a better job of taking care of what we have, including ourselves.
My husband and I refuse to let the “elites” rule over us and get us depressed. We are survivors and you can be also.
Yes, having a sense of humor helps a lot. Some days things are just so darn goofy that you just have to laugh.
56 – that sounds about right. Well, what is with 56. That would be the approximate number of people in the U.S. not expecting this from the FBI.
COVER UP: DOJ Decided Against Having FBI Agents Monitor Search by Biden’s Personal Lawyers For Classified Documents
By Cristina Laila
Published January 17, 2023 at 4:51pm
US Attorney General Merrick Garland
The Justice Department actually decided against having FBI agents monitor a search by Joe Biden’s personal lawyers for classified documents.
Joe Biden’s personal lawyers do not have security clearances yet they were allowed to rummage through Joe Biden’s boxes of documents in search of top secret materials
Biden’s White House Counsel was then allowed to facilitate the handing over of the documents to the DOJ.
Rather than machine gun-toting FBI agents descending on Biden’s Delaware homes, the Justice Department and Biden’s lawyers came to an agreement on how the searches would be conducted.
“[The] two sides agreed that Mr. Biden’s personal attorneys would inspect the homes, notify the Justice Department as soon as they identified any other potentially classified records, and arrange for law-enforcement authorities to take them.” – The Wall Street Journal reported.
KJP: “Again, they have been working very closely” pic.twitter.com/W8geZw0uNW
Well, is it the White House lawyers or Bidet’s personal lawyers? Why should the taxpayers’ White House lawyers be being paid to cover up a crime? I hate these people
Jim burns
January 17, 2023 6:39 pm
I’ll add my 👏👏👏👏👏
I still have a funny bone.. love it SD…🤣🤣👍
🇺🇸💪🤣👍
Cynthia
January 17, 2023 6:43 pm
Good times!
Thomas Pritchard
January 17, 2023 6:46 pm
I still burn my leaves and leave the porch light on ALL night!
I used to do that, but last month the electric bill was over $300.00 so I turned it off – Permanently; if you wanna come to my place, gotta do it in the daylight.
Ma Kettle
January 17, 2023 6:46 pm
In the before times, a Mother and Daughter could walk into a florist, to order wedding flowers and not be asked if WE were the happy couple.
This morning, was one of the few times in my life, in front of my own child, that I have been so gobsmacked, disgusted and sexually humiliated.
My daughter is in her early 30’s quirky in style, heterosexual & feminine. I am a 60 year old Woman, all WOMAN. I will leave it at that.
DD, laughed hysterically, when we got back in the car. She told me that the florist must have thought I was her “Sugar Momma”. BARF
Let’s just say Pa cannot call me that anymore.
In before times, a Mother and Daughter, could just walk into a flower shop together and plan the Daughters wedding flowers, without being asked if we were the happy couple.
I would never patronize that shop again. Sad your daughter went with this florist. Were it my daughter, I would not reward this woke behavior by paying for any of the wedding.
The Before Times
When men couldn’t get pregnant
When a bag of Fritos didn’t cost $7.00
When politicians were called liars not pedophiles
When going to the doctor wasn’t a death sentence
DanDan
January 17, 2023 6:56 pm
In before times “Individual Care and Informed Consent and Second Opinions” was Good medical practice… So, the people trusted the Healthcare Profession/Provider/Practitioner…
and many a parent encouraged their sons and daughters to become or marry a doctor…
But back then “they” didn’t know years in advance who would win, so it kind of averages out.
MTeresa
January 17, 2023 7:07 pm
With all of the rioting during the years of the Trump administration (can you say paid A N T I F A – or C I A, but I repeat myself) it is amazing to me that the rest of the American population thinks that everything is perfect right now. All of the racism, homophobia, xenophobia, (“…you name it.” as Hillary once said) magically evaporated with the election (*ahem, installation) of Joe “Plugs” Biden. Prices on everything are up, services are down, unemployment, war, etc. Life in America has been downgraded…………..big time.
not sure if the same algorithm was used in all the CHEAT machines, but one investigator found an “adjustment factor” being used in cast votes of 1.2 X Slo Joe and 0.8 X PDJT…….if you take the official report of 73M votes for PDJT and correct it back to the actual vote using these numbers he received in excess of 90M votes which is certainly possible…..Slo Joe’s corrected number indicates 67.5M but this still includes the obvious added fraudulent votes throughout the nation and especially in PA, MI, WI, GA and AZ
Anna
January 17, 2023 7:08 pm
In the spirit of “let them eat cake,” I suggest we all become as Rothschilds, and use billionaires for toilet paper.
Havven’t seen an egg in any store for the past month….but what would you expect thee days, isn’t Easter time? They usually are hard to find at this time of year.
I’ve never had the pleasure of having children, but have often heard of teenagers “eating us out of house and home.”
I now no longer have to wonder what that’s like: because I have two cats.
(They are both now on diets.)
MaineCoon
January 17, 2023 9:33 pm
That actually emotionally gave me a jolt. Hard truth.
Living my best life.
ByHisMercy
January 17, 2023 9:48 pm
I love this post Sundance, and I adore that print of the resistance kids!
So simple your message –
But simply delightful ~
SunnyFlower5
January 17, 2023 9:57 pm
I sure love to laugh.
It’s contagious and the best medicine at the same time.
Bob Parker
January 17, 2023 10:09 pm
The 3 Stooges had a great chicken/egg joke. Larry was remarking that he once had an uncle who thought that he was a chicken. Moe asked what happened to him? Larry said, “Nothing, we needed the eggs.”
The horses are at the gate & they are off!! Going into the 1st turn it’s Angel Soft in the lead followed by Brawny, Coronet, & Cottenelle with Scott Towels wiping up the rear.
What’s a day without tp? A bummer
Why did the chicken cross the road? Because she wanted to lay it on the line.
Punchline: you have been further up a hen’s behind than I have ever been
steph_gray
January 17, 2023 11:54 pm
Great post!
I’ve been reminded recently that during the (First) Great Depression, people would often respond to things said with:
“What the heck does that have to do with the price of eggs?”
Now that we seem to be approaching the Second such depression (which the regime will call a recession), we’re lucky to have Sundance – the man who can explain what everything has to do with that price!
Skepticollie
January 18, 2023 12:18 am
In the before times, I hunted and fished for fun, and got a little subsistence out of it.
Today, I hunt and fish for subsistence, and get a little fun out of it.
Kookooracharabioso
January 18, 2023 12:31 am
In the before times media didn’t blame people for not being able to afford stuff – “Shopper Rebellion Against Higher Prices Helps Slow Inflation”. So now that COL has more than doubled but wages haven’t we are also rebellious for not buying stuff?
Eggcellent!
Would you care to put that down on paper?
On single sheet
Sorry, not a “square to spare.” 😀
It’s gotten so bad I bought a hand held sprayer.
Poor man’s bidet.
Bidet? Is that the one who got 85 million votes?
Paper Inflation Fake Again
Is that like a poor woman’s bidet?
That would be the flexible poor woman’s model
In 2020, when the lockdowns started and store shelves were becoming bare and no extra rolls to spare, my neighbor asked if she could have any of my paper shopping bags that she knew I had (and saw me request when she went grocery shopping with me in the past).
I have it in the e-mail here somewhere – she is a brainiac, a scientific sort – I asked her if she had found a way to turn them into toilet paper.
I was serious.
I DO not want to ever run out of toilet paper.
A dear friend of mine told me some years ago about when he went to China (the PRC) for engineering projects (as a mechanical engineer, specializing in plastics manufacturing processes), he was on his third trip/project but was getting to that stage of stir crazy.
This was in the mid-to-later 1990’s – maybe 1997 -I would say after that time the PRC sent some missiles over to threaten Taiwan and he found out about that when he got back home because he swore he would never go back.
One morning he had time to spare and so took his time in his hotel room before the day got started – and while in the midst of unfurling some toilet paper, he realized that it was coming off in bits of pieces, two squares – five squares – three squares – maybe six squares and so forth – when he realized that the hotel was making new rolls of toilet paper out of leftovers.
He practically flew downstairs to the front desk to the manager to demand some complete rolls of “new, untouched” toilet paper – good Lord – something about Americans use SO much toilet paper –
that got him on his last nerve and it made him mad about anything going to China to make them richer and America poorer – and that he was a part of that, in the beginning – and the company he was working with was a part of it, not even telling their own employees about the threat to Taiwan, so as not to upset anyone. Like him.
In the early days of the war the troops I supported in Iraq would use pages torn out of paper back books people sent to them. After learning that I made sure to send good quality TP in every box.
I am right there w/you, I don’t want to run out of TP.
My mother was a RN worked obgyn and psych ward during her career got a chance to go to Russia during the 80s on some exchange program said they had a lady in the public restroom counting the number of tp sheets you used
She handed them out to you and the toilet paper was similar to the brown paper that comes out of our towel dispensers in restrooms. In 1994 there were no toilets in the Moscow train station. Just holes in the floor in each stall, a marking where to place your feet and a string that hung down from the ceiling that flushed your hole. We came home to America and kissed the ground.
Kissed th ground back from Egypt. Same places, different day.
I probably would have had to wait – somehow! Or wear diapers.
I spent 4 months in Moscow in 2005.
The train stations still had just the hole in the floor and it was 10 rubles for 4 squares of toilet paper.
Some people had very poor aim so was gross.
When you toured the Red Square and became thirsty you could walk up to an outdoor kiosk and buy a strange drink served in a recyclable cup. The cup had been recycled all day by every patron, never being washed! Population control Soviet style.
Nah … natural selection … only those with the strongest immune system survived. Before the CDC determined your immune system isn’t worth shit
This reminds me of the HK women’s restroom attendants. They did not count the TP, just had stern-looking expressions.
I can just see that!
How could she tell.which unit she was on?.
Great Scott! What a Charmin idea!
Where is WORDMAN??
Come out, come out wherever you are!
Maybe Paul F is WORDMAN in disguise. 😎
Don’t think I didn’t think of it DD. Very first thing I thought of.
That’s not eggactly eggageration either.
Ha! Rev, you’re a funny yoker.
“I’ll be here all night!” 😁
~ Paul F~
Me too! Hahaha! I’m laughing and crying. Bring me a tissue!
Fun times. Party!
😁😁😁!! I’m in!
‘in’ HIM
Amen, my friend.
No yolk!
Love your sense of Humor. A must have for those of us in the Resistance.
“Live your best life.”
Those at Davos are sure doing that. And, shall I say, in many different ways.
I know what you mean, but they are actually living their worse life and hell is coming for them.
They’ll find out that to whom much is given, much is required.
And they’re trying to make hell for us now on this earth!
True lolli.
Those at Davos can not even dress themselves or feed them selves or get from one place to anther without a helper.
They are the most helpless and useless people on the face of the earth.
When we are all organized and ready to do so, we will tell them.
Let me count the ways. 700euro/hr, or 2,300euro/night.
Let’s get ‘em!!
Without changing the way ballots are submitted, gathered, and counted…There is little hope for anything, than a Democrat “victory” in 2024.
The cards are marked and the deck is stacked against us. Time for a brand new deck and a good shuffling?
And they don’t even give a shit that we know.
”Yea, we took your lunch money…whattya gonna do about it?”
Oh just smile quietly and spill some SAND into their SOUP, and try not to spill it on them when you serve it, or repairing that car and a couple a screws are left off. 🙂
There are a hundred ways to get back a bit of our own…. it puts a spring in one’s step.
I’d be happy if we only had “six ways from Sunday” to get back at these cretins…
I’d be HAPPIER if they’d just leave us alone! I suppose it’s time to split the sheets and have as clean a divorce as possible. Unfortunately, ya gotta crack some eggs to make an omelette. I prefer that we be the crackers and not the crackees.
We need our own Intel Community. Any reason why only the bad guys can mount covert operations?
I’d say we Treepers ARE an intel community. We share a massive amount of information here on CTH that possibly ninety percent or more of the population has no awareness of.
IMHO, what inhibits covert operations from liberty minded folk is our lack of intent to control and manipulate others. Perhaps it’s time to reevaluate the “live and let live” mindset.
It seems obvious that the radical corruption, bias and lawlessness in government will have to be dealt with in one manner or another if we truly desire to restore the live and let live lifestyle.
As great a job as groups like Judicial Watch do legally through the court system, it appears that we’re WAY TOO FAR BEHIND to ever catch up with the people who disdain our freedom and intend to destroy our precious Constitution.
We are godly and honest and care for our eternal souls. They do not seem to be concerned about that.
Spot on, Guest! I couldn’t have said it better myself.
“Yea, we took your lunch money…whattya gonna do about it?”
I put up with that kind of bullying for about 2/3rds of my 6th grade year. Then said enough and beat all three bullies up in the same fight. When I went on the Junior High my reputation preceded me and the wanna be bullies left me alone.
Sometimes you have to beat them senseless to let them know your serious.
It’s a bare knuckles world out there…it starts in 6th grade like chemman (or earlier) and it should never stop. I’m over 70 and I’m still willing to throw a punch (or do whatever is necessary) to stop the bad actors (especially those who work in DC).
Nice!
As Winston Churchill would say in time my dear boy in time.
The STATES have to change all the above, NOT the federal Government.
Start working on the state government ….like in Arizona, who now has a Republican legislature…ASK them to make the changes…Georgia has Republicans, but they’re Rinos. Not sure about other states.
After a career in the military, I had another career in Emergency Management. The bedrock of EM is that all disasters are local. Long after national assistance has gone, local services still deal with disaster issues (e.g., it was 20+ years before WA closed the disaster office for all things related to the Mount St. Helens eruption). I feel the same about government. Start locally. Get involved with school boards, municipal/county government activities, party precinct activities (just a handful of like-minded people can win precinct positions), etc. Small victories add up.
Almost as many “Republicans” as Dimm/commies are in on the cheat…….the PREVIOUS AZ legislature was ALSO “Republican” and yet meaningful election reforms were BLOCKED when they were brought for a vote through procedural measures
look NO further than Robin Vos (R-WI)…..speaker of their house who STOPPED any election reform packages pre-2022 election, FIRED Gable the ex-Supreme court justice of WI investigating the election fraud right after he had secured his own reelection in the primary through cheating, and JUST blocked a vote on a resolution working towards amending the WI Constitution to prevent PRIVATE funding involvement in elections……think Zuckerbucks where $8.8M was funneled to 5 key cities there to enhance and encourage the theft in 2020
My contempt for Voss has no bounds, and I don’t even live there!
Do the chickens get any kick back?
Nah! Money for them is still scarce as hens teeth.
😀
There is a picture of a hen carrying a Prada purse and wearing an expensive hat and looking snooty. I think it is on Power Line’s “The Week in Pictures.” Maybe someone can find it.
No money for dumb clucks.
Lots of meaning in the art, Peoples Cube has some great stuff. And yes I am enjoying every grain of sand I can kick in the gears.
Nice reminder I needed that thanks Sundance be well stay strong stay safe
R.D.
Got chickens
Need Bidet I guess.
The Biden just sprays everywhere.
Viva la resistance!
This was never the case in the Soviet Union, which unfortunately seems to be the destination that our Davos overlords have in mind for us.
Don’t chicken out. Be a good egg. Let’s roll!!!
Retired Magistrate here: I view each day as an adventure. How can I save money today; how can I repurpose what we have; how can I do a better job of taking care of what we have, including ourselves.
My husband and I refuse to let the “elites” rule over us and get us depressed. We are survivors and you can be also.
Yes, having a sense of humor helps a lot. Some days things are just so darn goofy that you just have to laugh.
GOD Bless everyone on this site.
“If we couldn’t laugh, we’d all go insane.”
~Robert Frost (of all people!) ~
Explains everything concerning the Left.
Thought that was Jimmy Buffet.
I can imagine many people saying it actually.
Funnier!
I think JB line is if we weren’t all crazy we’d all go insane?
My favorite sayings—
Ain’t life grand?
and
Are we having fun yet?
A real ice breaker when there is/was a SHTF situation.
Always works for me.. .
Loved Erma Bombeck.
My favourite title of one of her books?
“If Life is a Bowl Of Cherries, What Am I Doing in the Pits?”
Retired Engineer here: Your Honor. I did not kill the chicken when I stole that egg!
56 – that sounds about right. Well, what is with 56. That would be the approximate number of people in the U.S. not expecting this from the FBI.
COVER UP: DOJ Decided Against Having FBI Agents Monitor Search by Biden’s Personal Lawyers For Classified Documents
By Cristina Laila
Published January 17, 2023 at 4:51pm
US Attorney General Merrick Garland
The Justice Department actually decided against having FBI agents monitor a search by Joe Biden’s personal lawyers for classified documents.
Joe Biden’s personal lawyers do not have security clearances yet they were allowed to rummage through Joe Biden’s boxes of documents in search of top secret materials
Biden’s White House Counsel was then allowed to facilitate the handing over of the documents to the DOJ.
Rather than machine gun-toting FBI agents descending on Biden’s Delaware homes, the Justice Department and Biden’s lawyers came to an agreement on how the searches would be conducted.
“[The] two sides agreed that Mr. Biden’s personal attorneys would inspect the homes, notify the Justice Department as soon as they identified any other potentially classified records, and arrange for law-enforcement authorities to take them.” – The Wall Street Journal reported.
KJP: “Again, they have been working very closely” pic.twitter.com/W8geZw0uNW
— Curtis Houck (@CurtisHouck) January 17, 2023
https://www.thegatewaypundit.com/2023/01/cover-doj-decided-fbi-agents-monitor-search-bidens-personal-lawyers-classified-documents/
No surprise.
That’s not funny … /-:
AG looks as if he may expire at any moment. Has he been vaxxed and boosted to the max?
He has very weak features…I can’t put my finger on it, but he looks very saggy.
I certainly hope so.
Seriously : I just got a call that said I was the second place winner of the million dollar sweepstake……how about that…scam
Yuuup, I just hung up.
PLEASE!!!!!
Well, is it the White House lawyers or Bidet’s personal lawyers? Why should the taxpayers’ White House lawyers be being paid to cover up a crime? I hate these people
I’ll add my 👏👏👏👏👏
I still have a funny bone.. love it SD…🤣🤣👍
🇺🇸💪🤣👍
Good times!
I still burn my leaves and leave the porch light on ALL night!
I used to do that, but last month the electric bill was over $300.00 so I turned it off – Permanently; if you wanna come to my place, gotta do it in the daylight.
In the before times, a Mother and Daughter could walk into a florist, to order wedding flowers and not be asked if WE were the happy couple.
This morning, was one of the few times in my life, in front of my own child, that I have been so gobsmacked, disgusted and sexually humiliated.
My daughter is in her early 30’s quirky in style, heterosexual & feminine. I am a 60 year old Woman, all WOMAN. I will leave it at that.
DD, laughed hysterically, when we got back in the car. She told me that the florist must have thought I was her “Sugar Momma”. BARF
Let’s just say Pa cannot call me that anymore.
In before times, a Mother and Daughter, could just walk into a flower shop together and plan the Daughters wedding flowers, without being asked if we were the happy couple.
So, did you give them any business?
DD, Bridezilla, most certainly went with the florist, who is most popular on social media.
I never win against the transponder.
Too bad you could not have been beamed up.
In the previous times: believing there were only two Sexes was not considered hate speech or you were not fired from your job .
Ha
I would never patronize that shop again. Sad your daughter went with this florist. Were it my daughter, I would not reward this woke behavior by paying for any of the wedding.
My goodness but that sound like heterophobia. You should sue the florist.
Nice idea!!!
BARF is right! But daughter, laughing about/at it, is handling it right, imho.
Good luck with the wedding!
Love that meme! It speaks to us that have rebellion built into our DNA.
If someone tells me I have to do something my 1st response is a smirk with no comment. I get busy with a bit of trouble quietly.
https://www.thegatewaypundit.com/2023/01/special-report-medical-profession-implements-digital-diagnosis-code-unvaxxed/
The Before Times
When men couldn’t get pregnant
When a bag of Fritos didn’t cost $7.00
When politicians were called liars not pedophiles
When going to the doctor wasn’t a death sentence
In before times “Individual Care and Informed Consent and Second Opinions” was Good medical practice… So, the people trusted the Healthcare Profession/Provider/Practitioner…
and many a parent encouraged their sons and daughters to become or marry a doctor…
And Efrem Zimbalist Jr….The F.B.I.
And Howard Duff.
In before times:
We knew who won elections on Election night.
Ah, the good ole’ days.
Wish they were back.
We have to get them back!
Pray and fast, and work hard!
Ha
What’s an electronic ballot machine for if you can’t take 30 days to count the vote?
But back then “they” didn’t know years in advance who would win, so it kind of averages out.
With all of the rioting during the years of the Trump administration (can you say paid A N T I F A – or C I A, but I repeat myself) it is amazing to me that the rest of the American population thinks that everything is perfect right now. All of the racism, homophobia, xenophobia, (“…you name it.” as Hillary once said) magically evaporated with the election (*ahem, installation) of Joe “Plugs” Biden. Prices on everything are up, services are down, unemployment, war, etc. Life in America has been downgraded…………..big time.
But orange man bad. Uh huh, okay.
All the rest?
Well except the 80 million who actually did vote for PDJT, I guess.
not sure if the same algorithm was used in all the CHEAT machines, but one investigator found an “adjustment factor” being used in cast votes of 1.2 X Slo Joe and 0.8 X PDJT…….if you take the official report of 73M votes for PDJT and correct it back to the actual vote using these numbers he received in excess of 90M votes which is certainly possible…..Slo Joe’s corrected number indicates 67.5M but this still includes the obvious added fraudulent votes throughout the nation and especially in PA, MI, WI, GA and AZ
In the spirit of “let them eat cake,” I suggest we all become as Rothschilds, and use billionaires for toilet paper.
I would not want to insult my backside!
People will have to hide and hunt colored potatoes this year.
I get a chuckle when I go to the gas station and there is a Biden sticker that points to the price which reads ‘I did that”.
Thank you…I did that!
Well done Mrs Jones!
I’m waiting to see Soylent Green stickers on the fake meat packages at the grocery store.
Eggspensive Valentine’s gift
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Why couldn’t the toilet paper cross the road?
It got stuck in a crack.
When I ran out of toilet paper, I started using old newspapers.
In those days, the Times were rough.
Did you really have to Post that?
Got it. lol.
We used the Eaton’s and Sears catalogue. Yes, times were rough.
We used the huge Sears&Roebuck catalogs in our farm outhouse. I miss the outhouse. Door faced east…saw many a sunrise.
The yellow pages worked as well.
Remember phone books?
Havent seen one of those in a WHILE.
I going to give my wife something expensive to impress her a dozen eggs!!!
Ya mean they are not cheaper by the dozen?
I went from 2 ply to 1 ply. Next corn cob, here I come…
You really didn’t buy one ply? Do you not have leaves? Recycled paper towels? ….
Mine is 11 ply – 3/4″ Baltic Tissue… and no voids.
It’s been a crappy day
Did you take that off your drum sander?
You all crack me up!
It’s just toast for me these days, can’t afford the French part•••
In the before times, Using diesel Trains to haul coal To generate power for an electric vehicle Was considered Illogical.
It’s a New World Order!
Do you like fish sticks?
You mean when it was about moonshine? wanna tissue fer that.
James. You had a different post up there ‘in the before times’.
Yep, several. Then I remembered I’m not funny
So true!
So sad!
So sadly true…
FY I, Whole Foods has eggs for $3.99..cheaper than Publix.
The lowest price I saw this week was $6.99 a dozen. I’m on the Central Coast of California right now.
Some organic eggs are that much. But the regular stuff is 3.99.
I like Whole eggs, even if they’re most expensive than the smashed ones.
Krogers was $4.59/ doz or $6.79/ 18 pak…… Aldis was $4.69/ doz
Here’s the real version of the quote above …
http://anodtothegods.com/?p=35261
“Back in my day, we had so much toilet paper and eggs, we would throw them at our enemies houses.”
Dang. When I click to see the quote and can’t keep my eyes off the sidebar!… What is that quote again?
TP parties.
Nice pic!
You want to really mess it up?
If there’s a hose out front, turn it on annd spray all that TP down.
It will never come off those trees.
Never.
I went to the grocery store this afternoon. One dozen eggs were $8.99. That’s insane!
Where is that
Havven’t seen an egg in any store for the past month….but what would you expect thee days, isn’t Easter time? They usually are hard to find at this time of year.
Thanks, I really needed that chuckle.
JB Don’t you mean cackle? LOL
🥰
In the before the before times (Carter Years), cat food was so plentiful and cheap, the elderly poor often resorted to eating it.
I’ve never had the pleasure of having children, but have often heard of teenagers “eating us out of house and home.”
I now no longer have to wonder what that’s like: because I have two cats.
(They are both now on diets.)
That actually emotionally gave me a jolt. Hard truth.
Living my best life.
I love this post Sundance, and I adore that print of the resistance kids!
So simple your message –
But simply delightful ~
I sure love to laugh.
It’s contagious and the best medicine at the same time.
The 3 Stooges had a great chicken/egg joke. Larry was remarking that he once had an uncle who thought that he was a chicken. Moe asked what happened to him? Larry said, “Nothing, we needed the eggs.”
The horses are at the gate & they are off!! Going into the 1st turn it’s Angel Soft in the lead followed by Brawny, Coronet, & Cottenelle with Scott Towels wiping up the rear.
What’s a day without tp? A bummer
Why did the chicken cross the road? Because she wanted to lay it on the line.
Do Egg plants come from eggs?
Joke: Have you ever seen an eggplant?
Answer: yes
Punchline: you have been further up a hen’s behind than I have ever been
Great post!
I’ve been reminded recently that during the (First) Great Depression, people would often respond to things said with:
“What the heck does that have to do with the price of eggs?”
Now that we seem to be approaching the Second such depression (which the regime will call a recession), we’re lucky to have Sundance – the man who can explain what everything has to do with that price!
In the before times, I hunted and fished for fun, and got a little subsistence out of it.
Today, I hunt and fish for subsistence, and get a little fun out of it.
In the before times media didn’t blame people for not being able to afford stuff – “Shopper Rebellion Against Higher Prices Helps Slow Inflation”. So now that COL has more than doubled but wages haven’t we are also rebellious for not buying stuff?
No,
But you are expecting people to pronounce your name. What the heck is that?