This is not a spoof. This is an actual broadcast from the White House Twitter account. Apparently the Biden administration has hired the same public relations firm used by North Korea to manage their messaging:
Yes comrades, pay no attention to the actual receipts you receive from the local grocery store. Please ignore massive price increases in food you might be experiencing at the supermarket. These things are simply illusions. Despite the official inflation records on food pricing provided by the U.S. government, Bureau of Labor and Statistics [SEE HERE, Table 7], according to those who control the oval office our food is actually cheaper this year.
Comrades, we must appreciate the efforts of the Democrat People’s Republic of Krazy (DPRK) and congratulate the Biden administration for achieving a record-breaking new level of absurdity in the distribution of propaganda. Smiles everyone, smiles…. you saved 16 cents.
On a serious note, this extreme level of gaslighting only highlights how the White House must be very concerned about what is about to happen to them in the next election cycle. Even the most devout leftists are calling out the Biden administration in response to this tweet. [Go Look At The Comments]
Even Baghdad Blitzer cannot pull this con off….
This is what happens when the media reports your PR statements as facts, and will never say a negative word about you. You think you can lie about everything all the time.
They can, and they do.
Both the democrat peoples party, and the corporate MSM.
Well I know one thing that has improved since this time last year and that is you can go to the store and buy toilet paper. You are going to need that toilet paper when you shit yourself on gas prices.
They’re recycling the dusty crates filled with old copies of the Constitution of United States, warehoused unopened since the Harris regime needed the pallets for some “diplomacy” or something.
It’s nice they turned the toilet paper machines back on, though. I was hoping they would turn the ammunition back on, but not yet. I wonder why they haven’t? Probably global warming, or “covid”, or White supremacy, or diversity, or reparations, or….
Anyway, I’m sure there’s a settled, scientific reason.
Notice how the price of toilet paper went way up during the buying frenzy of last year and never came down again.
16 cents is one Chinese yuan (renminbi). Comrade. Get used to thinking in those terms.
Notice that only ONE person out of 11 is smiling in above picture. Happy Family. Believe that, or get shot~
Remember, these are the same people who say it’s racist to expect a correct answer when it comes to math.
$2.00 + $2.00 = $3.84
Actually, $2.00 + $2.00 = run out the door with it and it’s free.
Unless you’re in any way connected to PDJT, then it’s life in prison.
” Apparently the Biden administration has hired the same public relations firm used by North Korea to manage their messaging:” LOLOLOLOL!
If I’m doing the math correctly, I’ll be able to put that 0.16 in the gas tank on my way to Mom & Dad’s for the cookout this weekend! Thank you President Mumbles.
Looks Like the WH hired someone through the Babylon Bee Employment Agency.
Next up: President Joe Biden Wins Boston Marathon
Trump won.
Or…Something like this:
Growing Inflation Causes Drunken Sailors to Cut Back on Spending 🙂
Damn! That’s good.
I’m stealing that one.
Steak and Ground Beef are up substantially.
These Democrat Cultists are corrupt sociopaths
Soylent Green will be down substantially.
After the “Delta Variant”.
I’ve been canning like a maniac. Spaget sauce w/ hamburger. Chili, Pork mustard BBQ, pork roast and gravy. You name it. Bought the bulk of the meat 2 months ago at the Navy Commissary.
When the garden comes in, I’ll do the same thing. I’ve lived through this before. Am shielding my room mates from what’s coming. They don’t have a clue.
I guess none of those meals required gas for either transport or cooking.
The gas is provided by Bandito Bill Barr, known in Mexican buffets as El Stinko.
I was thinking that too, but others were involved as well.
Ah–these statistics are from the Farm Bureau of Investigation.
“According to our records, the same hot dog from last year is now Racist(tm). And stale.”
LOL…..
On your knees.
Federal Bureau of Intimidation
An FBI/DOJ/CIA/CDC report?
Still being written by Lawfare.
Every year the Federal government conducts a Federal Employee Viewpoint Survey, wherein employees indicate the same problems year after year, which are basically ignored. DHS is normally at or near the bottom.
If an agency does worse in a particular category , the explanation is that it is statistically the same as the previous year. If they do better, say by 1%, then it is an “upward trend”.
Hate to tell you, but that is what most medium to large, and even some small companies, do as well. One of the most time wasting annual exercises in bz. Quite disgusting.
Public schools also.
Apparently they break apart these surveys in many ways so any given department can feel good about themselves. Just the other day the PR flack at the agency I work for (contractor) sent out one about our agency. Apparently among the 25 agencies in our group, we’ve moved up to 17 from 22. My comment to a coworker: “We went up by 5 points but we’re still failing.”
Why yes, I believe the agency for which I work HAS recently made the headlines here for some truly assinine things they are pushing, but it is at its heart an agency which is necessary for the government and OUGHT to be able to be operated in a neutral, non-partisan fashion. Yes the department in which I work is from my perspective woefully underfunded for some parts of its (real not Biden) infrastructure, probably mostly due to prior misallocation of funding. but I’m not entirely certain I’d trust them to spend it the right way even if it could be supplied.
This year I think I almost heard the head of my agency (DOJ, Garland) say the voting must be rigged in that survey.
So gasoline and diesel are up $1 per gallon….since January 20th…..
and they want us to worship them as saviors in that they saved us $0.16 for our 4th of July cookout….
Such stupidity is bidet/demOCrat epic.
++++++++
bidet and the demOCrats stole the 2020 election.
As sorry as these three dudes look, not a single one of them would schtup Jen Psaki.
I think that buttplug dude is more to their liking.
Now that right there is inbreeding fer yuh.
If this administration says anything. It’s always an exaggeration, or an outright lie. When an administration is as corrupt and incompetent as this one is, lying becomes a way of life.
This is great! If they keep this up it won’t be long till libtards are calling for audits.
In this instance it wasn’t necessary. It’s always been a way of life for Dementia “Plugs” Biden.
Did they swap out the beef for tofu.
Tofu has gone up as well!?
Whether rino or dimmo, our so called leadership does not go to grocery store. Time to bring back,”Tar & Feathering “.
Wait, when did we get permission from our ruler to have a July 4th cookout ?
Apparently three scoops of ice cream too, unless those are scoops of gruel.
And a cast iron skillet on a cookout? Maybe its a swamp custom.
The greatest asset in the democrat arsenal is that dedicated base of supporters who aren’t bright enough to know (or simply don’t care) when their intelligence is being insulted.
The greatest defect in the democrat strategy is their belief that all Americans are as dumb as their base.
My liberal sister is in that category. Believes everything democrats and the mocking bird media tells her. She has a PHD and still can’t see the lies.
The PhD programs are all corrupt. The degree means nothing these days. And jobs staffed by these new PhD’s are more clerical than substantive. Their thesis was some combination of proving racism is rampant.
It’s probably because she has a PhD.
Half wits are impossible to reach.
Oh, but it IS $0.16 cheaper. The only difference is that the buns are much smaller, the hotdog wienies are made from plant-based material, you now prefer your hotdogs with no condiments whatsoever (Now, don’t you? Smile and say “yes” like the good little commie that you are.), and you walked rather than drove to the grocery store.
See how easy that was?
P.S. Of course that won’t work in New Mexico, where I believe last year at this time, all grocery stores were closed because of the plandemic, but, hey, those in New Mexico are ahead of the curve–they went straight from plenty to nothing and loved every minute of it (I’m sure). Food! Pfftttt–who needs it?!
Is it true that hot dogs are about 20% meat?
They think we are fools………..but nonetheless, this will be CNN talking points on how great things are…..
Wait a minute. The cost is down 16 pennies, from last year, can’t be. Only Patriots had cookouts, liberals were all hunkered down in their basements, wearing masks waiting for the end of time.
Good catch!
And Winston Smith is preparing a news bulletin from the Ministry of Plenty on the chocolate ration…..
The price per plate is the same or slightly less. It’s just that the portion sizes are smaller.
Look at Kim’s family….they all look scared to death, all of them. What a weird photo op.
16 whole cents!
We’re living the dream now boy!
Oh yes, 16 cents isn’t “crumbs” either!
Hey! Don’t be so quick to be snarky. Don’t you know that 16 cents is .000016 of a million bucks? We’re all only our way, albeit slowly, to becoming millionaires! Hang in there. Socialism’s big pay out is just around the corner!
Whoa!!!! A whole sixteen cents??? Why that’s like $1,000 in common core math just ask mara gay and brian williams.
hahahahaha! Good one! Common core math finally paying off!
Napkins. Only thing being served at my cookout this year. Very filling, lots of fiber. Price of the napkins this year is 16 cents cheaper than everything for my entire cookout the past three years. Idiots in the oval.
Really needed that laugh, Rising Sun! Thanks! Oh, and don’t forget… you can reuse your cheap napkins for masks!!
Oh, that is good! I think they call that upcycling, no?!
“Pay no attention to the CCP behind the curtain.”
In the emerging Soviet-America, we have to pretend to believe their
bullshit.
Or so they try to tell us.
The question for all I encounter this weekend “How are you spending that extra .16 in cold hard cash?”
I was gonna buy some penny candy for the kids.
Now penny candy is a quarter.
I can no long laugh to keep from crying. My semi-hysterical guffaws would rival Heels Up.
Instead I weep at how far this nation has fallen. The founding fathers would despise us.
let them eat ding-dongs.
cannibalism!!
unemployment rose.
My car gas price is up 50%
My groceries are up 8-10%
My Utilities are up 4-6%
But hey I saved .16 cents on ONE meal!
Is there any group dumber than this White House Group?
Yes. The group that believes this shiate.
The trip to the grocery store cost you $2.00 more, thanks to Biden. That doesn’t matter though. You know….Because.
So why is it that last year we barbecued steaks but could only afford hot dogs this year?
This reminds me of the book “1984”, when the Ministry of Truth brags that chocolate rations were increased from 100 grams to 200 grams.
16 cents?! Sheesh, I’ll make that up in the higher gasoline cost just for drive to the grocery store.
$0.16 will not even buy crumbs.
Someone should make a “Let them eat beans” meme.
For some reason when I see ice cream now, I think of Nancy and her freezer of ice cream. Democrats, cancel that, POLITICIANS ruin EVERYTHING.
Now do lumber.
Now do gas.
And didn’t Nancy Pelosi scoff at a couple thousand dollars saved in tax cuts under Trump as an insignificant pittance?
I think she called them scraps when her Biden administration won’t even throw us a bone.
And yet the 1st thing they want to do is roll back the SALT tax caps for the people who can afford more than one house, on the backs of everyone else.
The
BidenObama economic plan is working… the economy is in shambles.With the 16 cents you save, you can pay Jill Biden for an evening of hot wrinkled passion because she’s still….and will always be…a skank.
And for Thanksgiving, those who can actually find work will be sharing a party-sized tax increase, and a double-side order of inflation.
C’mon, man! Biden has only been in office for 6 months. We must extrapolate that 16 cents of savings out an entire year. You’re looking at a whole quarter in your pocket come Christmas time. That’s 25 cents to you and me. Imagine what we could do if 100 of us put all that savings together…
hahahahaha (in that laugh/cry kind of way). I needed that laugh!
The person who thought this up didn’t drive to get the groceries.
Just saying…..
As my wise hubby always said, when it comes to bread and butter issues, the people know.
Explain how groceries can be cheaper when the world maize price is up 54% and wheat up 28% between Dec 2020 and May 2021 and crude oil is up 55% on Dec 2020. Either the markets or White House is telling porkies.
There must be bribes of a significant magnitude to someone, as our groceries here in Southern B.C. although increasing are nothing like what appears to be happening South of the 49.
Your elected representatives have to start taking food costs seriously.
Here in Southern B.C. cherries imported from Washington State can be bought in a 2 lb clam shell for $5.84 ( Can)
$4.60 or so U.S. that said they are IMO B grade, but are still quite good.
Our own Cherries can be bought for a little more, they are a better Cherry, but the logistics make little sense.
A decade or more ago we Canadians would often shop “ Stateside” for groceries.
Naturally the exchange rate will influence purchases, however at an even exchange rate grocery shopping ( other than for maybe dairy) would make no financial sense.
Strange things have been happening down your way.
Cheers to all, and God Bless PDJT
When I first saw the headlines for this I honestly thought it was a Babylon Bee story.
Yep. Two days in a row now. First one was FB’s “extremist” warning.
I think this news may be a precursor to stabilization of the Q3 Grill Meats Price Index. Watching this space.
At what store pray tell. Or is it the cookout that we won’t be allow to have?
I can see the high fives around the PR committee table when they found a way to work “relish” into the tweet.
Propaganda spouting from the mouth of a pedoJoeBama. It will be repeated endlessly by the media accomplices who fully support this ignoramous. After all they know the more you repeat a lie, the sooner it becomes the truth. We can also thank academia for successfully indoctrinating three generations of village idiots whose sole source of intelligence requires an internet connection to find the given answer. The saying, lunatics are running the asylum, is very fitting.