Jury duty is great in concept, but sucks in reality. Kinda like socialism.
But I digress (there’s a shocker).
Here are the things that happened today:
I was a little bit late. I blame my children, they are all purpose like that. But hey, at least I didn’t get arrested!
I made friends with the girl sitting next to me. She was pretty cool, if not a little bitter. Also did not take kindly to me going “Ha! I have to tell Facebook what you just said.”
I went to lunch at a place that only does cash. I did not have cash. The kid working the register said “Order what you want. Just promise me you will come back today and pay.” So I did. And he gave me my food because he trusted me and he could tell I was “hungry” and his parents “raised him right”. I paid him back after I walked to the bank and cashed my 13 dollar check from the court. My take away from all this is that hippies are cute. And stupid. But still cute.
I am love with this infant, and I maintain it is not my fault that I suggested we procreate.