CNN senior legal analyst Jeffrey Toobin is apologizing to his family after sharing his penis with coworkers during a Zoom call.
Apparently Mr. Toobin was on a members only Zoom teleconference with The New Yorker and WYNC radio when he displayed his genitals to the audience.
The New Yorker has suspended Toobin, prompting apologies for his family:
(Vice News) The New Yorker has suspended reporter Jeffrey Toobin. Sources tell VICE it’s because he exposed himself during a Zoom call last week between members of the New Yorker and WNYC radio.
Toobin said in a statement to Motherboard: “I made an embarrassingly stupid mistake, believing I was off-camera. I apologize to my wife, family, friends and co-workers.”
“I believed I was not visible on Zoom. I thought no one on the Zoom call could see me. I thought I had muted the Zoom video,” he added.
New Yorker spokesperson Natalie Raabe said: “Jeffrey Toobin has been suspended while we investigate the matter.” (more)
An Election Stimulation…?
CNN “Jerk Off” caught “Jerking Off” on Zoom!!
Just when I thought the CNN could fall no lower….this. Not just TDS bias rather a depraved example of what is all too common with CNN…..and the rest of our corrupt media.
An Election Stimulation…?
The other people’s reactions are hysterical! Dude in the bottom left corner is my favorite! ???
Breitbart reports that a couple anonymous sources who claim to have been on the call have reported that he was….uhhh… working it. They were gaming out the media strategy for election night, so he was probably overly excited at the thought of Tapioca Joe in the pool at night. Kidding. He was probably fantasizing about a Trump loss. They’re sick people.
A really great insight into how these sick bastards work.
Too perfect!
Link just posted to gatewaypundit, to defeat the inevitable Twitter censoring.
It comes with a health warning – not for the squeamish, and worse than you would imagine from news reports.
https://video.twimg.com/ext_tw_video/1318287974161735681/pu/vid/1280×720/UQ-_fxHulJcvNbml.mp4?tag=10
…and your lockdowns and fear mongering have unexpected consequences, Dr. Fauci. The Toobin ‘benefits’ of working from home.
“Two people who were on the call told VICE separately that the call was an election simulation featuring many of the New Yorker’s biggest stars:”
Putting aside the obvious questions, what exactly is an “election simulation” and why is the New Yorker magazine doing it?
Narrative engineering practice.
I think they’re hoping to reveal something explosive.
Rehearsing talking points.
That was a misprint…
“election STIMULATION”
and only Toobin was “doing it” and wanted to be “the biggest star” amongst stars.
Great question, I’ve been wondering this too — why on earth would The New Yorker be doing a “simulation” of the election?
Were all watching this private act? No one told him he was on camera? Even if he was on mute, he could hear them, right? He couldn’t hear the others on the Zoom meeting?
NurseSusy,
When you mute your Mic on ZOOM, you can’t talk, you can hear others. You can see everyone that has an active camera.
#TugginToobin is pretty good, but another hashtag I saw is… #LubinToobin.
Hahaha
Loves the James Woods takes, though. Priceless
Oh my gosh!! This is hilarious!!!
I think this is just a big misunderstanding. He was just playing the Zoom Hokey Pokey…
Put your left Toob-In, pull your left Toob-out, put your left Toob-in and (well let’s just say it’s a good thing the video cut out before the “shake it all about” part). And thankfully we don’t have to envision the “turn yourself around” part either.
That’s what it’s all about!
Oh, hahahah!
There once was a man named McTubin, who was too stupid to know he was zooming. Just to be crude, he decided to be lewd, and discovered how shrewed was Gessen.
. Carson use to joke about McSweeny.
What a complete sickening degenerate!
Now we know why he’s been such a fan of the lockdowns.
Bwhahaha! Good one! You guys are killing me tonight!
Toobin tweet didn’t age well
Well, that explains the projection.
Do not slap me for the pun.
No worries, we have a no spanking policy here.
And now The New Yorker has a no wanking policy.
Rotfl
No, WSB, won’t slap you…just the puppy.
Odd ways to admit he’s a closet Trump supporting Reoublican.
What does credibly accused mean? This guy’s a lawyer?
This tweet didn’t age well either. Toobin piling in on Justice Kavanaugh with the rest of the CNN hate mob:
@CNN Jeffrey Toobin: “If Kavanaugh was your prospective babysitter and 3 people told you he could be a sexual predator, would you hire him to watch your kids?”
You reap what you sow.
Was chasing Sundaces rabbit hold and ran across this video:
https://twitter.com/i/status/1318245349434286080
Which brings us to Chuck Berry’s famous song:
And, Thisss is CNN…
I don’t know what Zoom is and after reading all these comments, I don’t think I want to. It sounds like its some kind of media outlet like Youtube or Yourtube or something like that.
If its something that can be accessed by the public – including minors, wouldn’t it be illegal to post a video of yourself while you’re flogging your mule? Asking for a friend.
Zoom is a platform to have online meetings. My kids school uses it for their virtual classrooms. The meetings are private, you have to have the meeting number and password to get in. So this was a private meeting with members of the media being held on the zoom website.
Toobin has a screw loose, but we knew that already.
They are private only in theory, the CCP is watching and so is Big Brother.
“Toobin has a screw loose, but we knew that already”
Does anyone know where she is?
My company has video conferencing from way back for business. During Kuwait war, we offered free connect time to military in ME. Partnered with a brokerage and Makeawish
Soldiers could see their wife or babies. We sent the wife or mom home with a VHS copy.
One mom stripped. We were not in the room or in the connection but did run copies of recording. Years later video over IP came. We had never considered live video would have a lurid category.
It is used for virtual meetings. Some very high-powered organizations use it. As you can see, he would have been aware that his camera was not turned off. When you participate in a Zoom meeting you see everyone who is there – the live windows for those who have their cameras on and black windows with names or initials for those who have turned off their cameras or are participating by telephone (an option).
You are warned in advance to turn your camera off if you are going to leave or move around.
It’s a video conferencing app used by millions of students and business professionals working remotely around the world. It’s a competitor to Skype.
Thanks – Skype & Zoom – two new ones for this old guy!
This is a Tubin Apple;
Wait till he’s watching the real election.
Linda LOVE ^^^
What boggles my mind the most is his apology. He repeats that he thought he was muted, and that they couldn’t see him. As though exposing yourself in a work meeting when you think people aren’t looking is normal behavior. Who does that? This guy has mental health issues, as do many others who suffer from TDS. It explains why fake news is so prevalent, we have a lot of delusional people in positions of power.
Another slime ball of the Left off to ‘rehab’ in Arizona! I usually don’t like to see people humiliated, but I’m making an exception for this scum bag.
I think it is probably more disgusting … Toobin likely has an obsession with one of the people on the zoom screen … and was acting out his fantasy while zooming with him/her.
exactly right
sea stories..
..it can get mighty lonely working offshore..
I can top this story..
..but AdRem would never forgive me..
There once was a man from Nantucket
who carried his ***** in a bucket…
The Trump Curse is real. Rotfl
He thought it was an erection simulation.
Jimmy- I just spat out my tea. Thanks.
Can’t really use the Scully excuse of “I was hacked”
? Hell Yes!
An intellectual wanker.
This just reaffirms my faith in the Almighty, and that he has a sense of humor and irony.
Well, at least he didn’t claim he was “hacked”. Whacked perhaps, but not hacked.
poor Jeffrey Toobin, now even OJ is making fun of him:
Mr. Robinson to Jeffrey Toobin: “I think you are FILTH. I think you are SCUM. You are a DEGENERATE!”
The prescience of Laugh-In……
“Both people, who spoke on the condition of anonymity in order to speak freely, noted that it was unclear how much each person saw, but both said that they saw Toobin jerking off.“
https://www.vice.com/en/article/epdgm4/new-yorker-suspends-jeffrey-toobin-for-zoom-dick-incident
I think trishinsouthernillinois is on to something with that tweet she posted upthread
I figured half of CNN journalists did that during Obama speeches.
The penis is mightier than the sword.
“Apparently Mr. Toobin was on a “members” only Zoom teleconference…” – SD…
“Heh…SD said ‘member’, Beavis!” – Butthead
‘TOOBIN’
So… THAT’S what they’re calling it now!
He was on his ‘Wiener’ laptop. HA!
Anyone know about Toobin having a child with a women out of wedlock in 2008 and that went to court?
Harvey Weinstein wants to know, “was there a potted plant involved?”
There’s a cosmic issue here. The number of people who match their names is getting weird and suggests that we are living in a matrix simulation:
Donald Trump-ed Hillary
Jeffery showed his Weiner
Bernie Madoff with everyone’s money
Joe is Biden his time in his basement
Jeffery Was Toobin online
NARRATOR
And I Am Trying To Think This Was All
Only A Matter Of Chance.
And another one from awhile back, before he joined the Trump team. This is about as weird as it gets:
REINCE PRIEBUS
Remove all the vowels, don’t rearrange any of the remining letters, and you’re left with…
RNC PR BS
Isn’t Toobin the CNN political analyst? That means he would be commenting on the upcoming erection. With the stiff competition this year, it’s got to be hard for him.
I think the roots of this behavior lie in his early 20’s when Jeffrey would approach women in bars and say, “C’mon Baby light my fire.”
Seeing as how this is a lame weak pick up line, he didnt get laid very much … but he became well acquainted with the extended organ solo
Zoom pervert Jeffrey needs to change his name to Toob and go into business with convicted sexting pervert Anthony Weiner … a perfect RAT duo.
THANKS, Sundance and Commenters.
Kevin Gosztola revealed seven years ago how Jeffrey Toobin propelled himself to big-buck wankery and power.by stealing and publishing classified info from Lawrence Walsh’s Iran-Contra probe in his book, Opening Arguments: A Young Lawyer’s First Case: United States Vs. Oliver L. North (1991)
Gosztola discusses both Toobin’s own crimes and hypocritical vitriol against actual journalism: https://shadowproof.com/2013/08/20/jeffrey-toobin-preaches-on-sanctity-of-government-secrets-despite-once-stealing-classified-documents/.