Is there a celebrity stage of grieving which generally follows the Trademarking of a child’s name; a child you barely knew?   If so, is part of overcoming that grief stage to talk a remaining child into becoming a brother the dead guy never knew or talked to.  Is the desire for a new car what makes a college dropout change his last name to match the dead half brother he never knew, because he doesn’t actually share the same daddy, but they want to make it look like they knew each other and cuddled Care Bears?   If so, does it look like this?….    Fabulous !!!

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