Here in sunny California, I’ve got Obama voters on either side of me…voters so enamored with him, they put large signs on their front lawns declaring their undying love. We’ve also got a vast assortment of canine critters, the kind that leave calling cards all their own. Seems a shame to toss away a perfectly good opportunity, when a campaign statement of my own could be made.
Thanks to Sondra K., at Knowledge is Power, for the solution to my problem.
Every once in awhile, a new influx of dog owners will move into the surrounding apartments — people who think they’re too f*cking special to bend down from the waist and pick up their own dog’s sh*t. And every once in awhile I’m forced to post signs to get their attention that our building’s front lawn is not their own personal doggie toilet. Seeing as how we have an election coming up, and that 76% of my neighbors had the “wisdom” to vote for him the first go round, I figured I’d try something different. Saw a perfect, glistening target this morning as I was leaving work, and I can’t wait to plunge one of these bastids into it.
I love dogs but I hate some of their filthy, lazy, disgusting owners. A dog I really like is the German Shepherd. They are very cool shy dogs. Cehck them out at http://blackgermanshepherd.co/