While steering my sailboat down the road in a blinding snowstorm it became increasingly difficult to avoid the flying pancakes and the deck began to fill up. I raised the mainsail to avoid the dinosaur sitting on the fridge, but the sheer chill from the frozen lava began to melt the rails. Apparently wearing a turtle will only avoid monopoly puzzles for a few moments; Once time expires the brown boots become obvious and the shadow cast by flying skyscrapers are unavoidable. Despite the midget’s running amuck in the supermarket all the weakness I could muster was not strong enough to compensate for his whiskers. I had to deny my shortcomings and go home……
Yes, we have entered another dimension. Words no longer have meaning, eyes can no longer be believed, and Obama is beginning to make sense.
(Politico) “This notion that somehow I can just change the laws unilaterally is not true,” Obama told Hispanic journalists at an “Open for Questions” White House roundtable. “The fact of the matter is there are laws on the books I have to enforce. And there is a great disservice done to the cause of getting the DREAM Act passed and comprehensive immigration reform passed by perpetuating the notion that somehow by myself I can just go and do these things.”
These are the words spoken by President Obama Wednesday. Who? says you…. The same person who summarily dismisses the DOMA laws instructing his Dept of Justice not to enforce them?. Who? says you…. The same person who instructs his Dept of Justice not to deport captured illegal aliens? Who? says you…… The same person who willingly violates the instructions of his Office of Legal Council and defies the War Powers Act? Who? says you….. The same person held in contempt of court for willful illegal violations of law for unjustly banning drilling in the gulf of Mexico?
Nah….. couldn’t be.. Pass the noodles, butterfly antenna wear bowling balls when they’re hungry.