This is kind of awesome in a pathetic and funny way. Worse still, every time I write about him you guys make me hungry for donuts. However, that said, and because laughing is a key ingredient to living our best life, if you can get past the Laura Ingraham lip treatment aspect, Chris Christie sounds desperate.
Appearing on Face the Nation, a newly lip enhanced Christie swears he still has a chance. WATCH:
Look, let’s be honest. If the gastric band didn’t work, there’s only so much Sununu and the cosmetics can do. The demons inside are beginning to manifest.
[Transcript] – MARGARET BRENNAN: We go now to the former Governor of New Jersey and 2024 Republican presidential candidate Chris Christie, good to have you back on the program. We know, sir, the RNC is supposed to announce tomorrow who will be on that December 6 debate stage. Has the RNC told you you’ve qualified to be there and if you haven’t, will you drop out?
2024 GOP PRESIDENTIAL CANDIDATE CHRIS CHRISTIE: I don’t think they’ve told anybody yet who all of us are going to be on the stage, but I’m confident, Margaret, that I will be there and that we have all the qualifications necessary to get there.
MARGARET BRENNAN: Because, you told CNN over Thanksgiving, you will stay in the race through the Convention, which would put you into the summer months. Does the field need to consolidate to beat Donald Trump, which you say is one of your prime motivations in running.
CHRISTIE: Look, this field has already consolidated more than any non-incumbent field in this century Margaret. Back this time, eight years ago, we had 13 candidates still in the race. At this time back, you know, in 2011, we had eight candidates in the race. At this time back in 2007, we had nine candidates in the race and so this field is consolidated significantly, and I suspect it will consolidate more after folks vote in Iowa and New Hampshire.
MARGARET BRENNAN: But, isn’t it a little bit different that you have the 45th President of the United states running, a known entity who has this automatic platform. It’s just a different model. It’s a different case.
CHRISTIE: Yeah, the other thing that makes it different, Margaret, is he’s got 91 counts of indictment against him. The day before Super Tuesday, he’s going to start a criminal trial, where his former chief of staff and one of the founders of the Freedom Caucus is going to testify that he committed crimes on his watch and was directed to commit crimes by Donald Trump. There’s a lot of things different about this and that’s why anybody tried to predict this is just shooting in the dark.
MARGARET BRENNAN: But why don’t- why hasn’t that turned off the GOP electorate? When you look at CBS polling, and others, he is leading, as you know. And then I mean, you’ve made clear when some of the other competitors are using really harsh rhetoric that you think that should disqualify them. Why hasn’t that extreme rhetoric turned the GOP off of these other candidates either?
CHRIS CHRISTIE: Well, look, I- first off, I don’t think you know exactly what’s going to happen at all until people vote. Look, if we listen to all the polling, Margaret, Hillary Clinton would be in her second term. So I don’t believe that polling is nearly as reliable as it used to be and I don’t believe that people tell the truth to pollsters. And so at the end of the day, everybody who’s trying to make these decisions now is just wrong. Let’s remember something, in this- in the Republican primary in ’07, do you know who was winning at this time in ’07? Mitt Romney. You know who was winning at this time in ’11? Newt Gingrich. And winning this time and ’15 was Ben Carson. I don’t remember any of those presidencies, Margaret. So you know, my view, we can’t worry about that kind of stuff. What we need to worry about is the direction this country is going in, and most people don’t agree with it. And if you don’t agree with the direction of the country, why would you vote for either Trump or Biden, who have put us in this direction?
MARGARET BRENNAN: Well, I have a lot more to talk to you about including on the issues and the things that we know from our own polling voters want to hear from candidates like you. So I’m going to ask you to stick with us because I do have to take a commercial break and we’ll have more questions on the other side of it.
[COMMERCIAL BREAK]
MARGARET BRENNAN: Welcome back to Face The Nation. We have more now from former New Jersey Governor Chris Christie, candidate for the Republican nomination. Sir, I want to pick up where we left off. You know, we hear from political pundits all the time, oh, Americans just don’t care about national security when it comes to how they vote, but you are the only candidate who has gone to both Israel and Ukraine during this campaign, at least only one still standing. Why was it important for you to go?
CHRISTIE: So, I think if you want to be President of the United States, you have to see these things for yourself. You can’t count on reports from pundits or the press, or from other folks in public life. You’ve got to see it for yourself and I will tell you, when I went to Israel, Margaret, just a couple of weeks ago, the inhumanity I saw that Hamas rained upon the Jewish people in Israel, I went into one home of a 24-year-old couple recently married, both were murdered in their small three-room home. And there were 140 bullet holes in the walls to kill two people, Margaret, it’s not just the inhumanity that Hamas executes, it’s the joy they take in that inhumanity. And that’s why Israel has to do what they need to do to eliminate that military threat. And I think I would not have completely understood it, and couldn’t be an effective president if I didn’t see it for myself.
MARGARET BRENNAN: We’ll see if some of the other candidates go, one of the things that I also want to pick up on that we see voters responding to thus far is abortion. You know, it’s been a galvanizing issue in favor of Democrats. We’ve seen that a few times now. Are you concerned that in a head-to-head that that will help to buoy the President himself as he runs for reelection? And how does a Republican candidate like yourself, take the issue to the national stage when the message for decades has been it’s a state issue?
CHRISTIE: Look, Margaret, I’ve been consistent on this. I believe the conservative smart approach is to let the states make these decisions and that’s what I think they should do. And that’s why I said, I wouldn’t sign a six-week national abortion ban as Governor DeSantis and now just recently in Iowa, Governor Haley has said she would sign a six week ban. I don’t think you can say one thing in one place and something else in another, you need to be consistent. For 50 years, Republicans have argued that the Supreme Court took this decision away from the people. I think this belongs in the hands of the people of each individual state, we see a great democratic, small d, event going on right now across the country, in places like Michigan and Kansas, in Ohio, where people are voting, but let’s let the American people vote in their individual states, and decide what they want this policy to be.
MARGARET BRENNAN: So better for the party not to have a national policy, essentially, is what you’re saying.
CHRISTIE: I believe that’s- I believe that’s true. I believe that’s what the Constitution guides us to do. And that’s where we should stay and that’s where I’ve been. And I’m concerned, quite frankly, Margaret, that, you know, candidates in this race have been all over the block on this. And it’s not right, people deserve to have a straight answer from you and that’s my straight answer.
MARGARET BRENNAN: So, also, giving a fairly straight assessment is Liz Cheney, the former Congresswoman who just did an interview with my colleague, John Dickerson, and told him, ‘the United States is sleepwalking into a dictatorship.’ Bob Kagan, writer in the New York- in the Washington Post had an op ed saying, ‘after Super Tuesday in March, Donald Trump will be the Republican nominee and what happens there will be a swift and dramatic shift in the political power dynamic in his favor,’ saying all Republican critics, perhaps even yourself will fall silent out of self preservation. Is that how you see your party behaving after March?
CHRISTIE: Look, I can’t speak for everyone in my party, I can only speak for myself, Margaret. And anybody who knows me knows I will not be silent. I haven’t been silent since the day I got into this race. And in fact, unlike others, you know, Nikki Haley says he was the right president for the right time and that for some reason, you know, drama and chaos seem to follow him. The reason is that he acts like someone who doesn’t care about our democracy acts like someone who wants to be a dictator. He acts like someone who doesn’t care for the Constitution. In fact, he’s even said himself he’d be willing to suspend the Constitution if an election wasn’t going in his direction. Margaret, I was the only one on that stage going back to August, when I- when we were asked would you support someone who, you know, was convicted of a felony for President of the United States? Nikki Haley, Ron DeSantis, Vivek Ramaswamy, they all raised their hands. I did not and I think I’ve made it very very clear how I feel about this and if folks want to return to some decency and civility why would you ever vote for Donald Trump.
MARGARET BRENNAN: All right, Chris Christie, we’ll watch. Thanks for your time, we’ll be right back.
Does he have on lipstick?
Jelly doughnut residue.
lol ….. you beat me to it
Same.
Responded without reading the replies.
My jelly donuts always have white powder. Did I miss something?
<My jelly donuts always have white powder.>
That’s what Hunter said 🙂
“Did I miss something?”
-Yes! Sense of humor.
Glaze.
glazed eyes and glazed lips
he ate all the doughnuts and started eating his chapstick
One of those glossy pink donut glaze
Still a pig.
And what in the world is going on with that hideous necktie? No thrift shop would accept it as a donation.
Its donut grease.
Lip gloss, be glad it wasn’t lipstick. Eeewww.
No but he did have his butt hole removed and transplanted to where his lips used to be located.
Behold! Lipstick on a Pig…….
Somewhere – somehow – someone has very compromising pictures of Chris Chrisie, eating something other than a donut.
I think it’s simpler than that – I think he’d do anything for the money.
Yep, because he has never spent a day in the private sector.
Exactly, and it’s an awful lot of money, too!
And that’s the truth! His lips are chapped; painfully chapped from having to kiss so many behinds of the Trump haters, of which he is chief among them, maybe behind Mitt but clearly he, like DeSantis can not believe his ship sailed without him. So the only place he can go is down….down with the money spent on his campaign by wealthy Trump haters.
From the other thread, “The Outlaw Jersey Whale”.
Splitters gotta split.
He needs a job.
Not qualified.
Pardon me for not listening, I got to the part in the transcript, where he says President Trump has 96 counts against him. I stopped reading. What a P***k .
Same spot where I quit.
This ignorant slob is an absolute disgrace. Please, like anyone anywhere cares what this pig is drooling except those paying for his trash
I wonder when Christy cream looks in the mirror if he says what a great guy I am.
“The day before Super Tuesday, he’s going to start a criminal trial, where his former chief of staff and one of the founders of the Freedom Caucus is going to testify that he committed crimes on his watch and was directed to commit crimes by Donald Trump.”
What? I have never trusted Meadows, but is he really another Judas Pence?
He’s not playing for our team, most assuredly.
337 days until America’s Citizens re-elect PDJT.
You can barely see the donut sprinkles on his lips.
😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 f****** clown. He doesn’t really care about Biden. He doesn’t really care about America. The definition of unhinged. The entire political class is focused on defeating Donald Trump. Nothing else even enters their mind. Let’s hope it’s because they’ve got a whiff of what he plans to do when he’s president again
“Look, this field has already consolidated…” Yep, he got that right.
He should wear one of those clear plastic spit shields…or a welder’s helmet.
LMFAO, “consolidated.” So that’s what you call losing bigly Chris? Being consolidated? You were never even in consideration Chris….but yet, here you are and there you continue to stay.
I try not to judge but, uh, weird timing with the lip enhancement? Maybe got a piercing or a heart tattoo somewheres…
Couldn’t get over his verbal tick…
“Look, Margaret…”
“Look, I can’t speak…”
“Well, look, I…”
“Look, if we listen…”
“Look, this field already has…”
Look, Chris!! The exit’s over there.
Adios.
Adios. Well said, Betsy
And as an aside…
I have always LOVED LOVED LOVED that photo of President Trump and Melania laughing so hard.
But I have never read what tickled him (and her) so much.
Anyone know??
Melania was asked what she would change about her husband if she could and she suggested he might do less Tweeting.
Hilarity ensued.
😂 👍🏻
Thanks, Maquis!
lol….priceless
“This photo was snapped just after his wife told a joke about him needing to get off Twitter”
I think when she was asked what PDJT said to ‘less tweeting’, she said he said ‘my doctor is tweeting’
I thought it was about begging him to stop, not being able to handle all that winning.
Thank you.
yes I think the text said ‘weeding’ and then both laughed in this shot. She meant ‘winning’
“Tweeting.”
I noticed that too!
His favorite word seems to be
LOOK…..
Nice to know I am not the only
one who picked up on it.
To highlight how bad and completely out of touch this show is with reality, Maggy managed to work a Liz Cheney reference into the interview 😂
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Almost like she was suggesting Liz as Christie’s running mate . . .
“running mate” . . . now there, I think we’re going to have a problem . . . unless Liz is going to channel her Wyoming rodeo mother self and drive that little dogie.
I can deliver!
Chocolate frosted, cherry, orange & chocolate, several fruit jam-filled, cinnamon coffee, apple strudel, raspberry cream, and more.
Listening to former Gov. Christie’s words really does bring to life of what a ‘Professional Republican’ means; he certainly says all the right words.
His problem is, those days are over, strings are being seen, and people aren’t buying it any more. Past his prime.
Once you see it, you can’t unsee it
oh my goodness, Walt Disney would have had a conniption fit!
This should be the photo illustrating the steep decline of Disney stock!
Chris Christie 🤢 Do we need 2 stories about him?
He exists only to get a dig in at Trump any way he can. He pretends the indictments are real and not political persecution.
I’ve never trusted so-called Rs from that state, and he continues to show us why. They’re Ds in R clothing.
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This man is a polls denier!
Censor his fat mouth.
Chris Christie is being paid handsomely to prostitute and totally humiliate himself running against President Trump!
You’re right, California Joe. Someone (or group) has to be >paying Chris Christie to enter the Republican Presidential Primaries, and ~>attack Donald Trump. It’s Christie’s full top job, at the moment.
Any time that I want to appear slimmer I simply get lip fillers. It really works!!! No one notices my extra 90 pounds.////
Right! Like Madeleine Albright wearing those giant brooches . . . they were getting bigger and bigger . . . made her appear almost petite!
I once caught a 30 lb. carp that looked exactly like that!
One of them Asian carp that jumps out of the water when they hear a boat motor, or in CC’s case, hear the word “pastry”?
IF He was MORE GREY with spots, the Second Picture Reminds me of A PUFFER FISH that I Caught in Biloxi Bay off the Old Bridge.
i Threw it Back off the Bridge…
https://www.thefisherman.com/article/know-your-puffers-it-could-save-your-life/#close-modal
I think the original plan was something like Christie being the wingman for DeSantis / attack dog against Trump sacrificing himself in exchange for getting the AG slot where he could high five with all his old buddies under President Ron…..but a funny thing happened on the way to the nomination.
This is just one of several reasons PDJT has wisely chosen not to engage or debate this field of Bozos.
Yep,
One more brilliant move from you very stable genius.
Treating the “ debates” with the disdain they deserve.
President Trumps numbers rose after every “ debate” if I remember correctly.
Cheers!
Did someone say Christie and donuts?
That right there makes me dislike donuts
I love donuts. Including Krispy Kremes. Not him.
My 1968 Mercury Cougar knew when the Winchell’s was about to do a new batch of old-fashioned glazed buttermilk donuts . . . this was way before Tesla . . . the car would practically automatically turn into the driveway of the shopping center!
A few years ago, Mom and I discovered a new Winchell’s where we almost got drawn into a dangerous liaison – she sent me over there to get a box of donuts and the place looked really nice and clean but then I got a whiff of an overloaded grease trap that hit me like a ton of bricks and so turned quietly around and left, never to darken that door again. I returned empty-handed. It was kind of a relief.
Not a chance in hell of getting the nomination send Krispy Kreme knows it. He is there for one reason only….to do the bidding of his globalist WEF masters and smear Trump right until election day.
An obvious exposure of the RNC. Rather than finding the best cadidate and being supportive to rally behind that candidate, their strategy is for all the candidates losing to team up to try to take the top candidate out. Who could possibly support this? Dissgusting. Christie has the self-awareness of a chicken eating an omelet.
Good one!
Like Charley Tuna!
Just go …
I remember a young man once replied, when I asked him why he didnt stop taking all the gummint subsidies and go to work, “Its hard work getting all the subsidies. I have to stand in line all day at different agencies.”
He literally believed he had a full time job maintaining his gummint money.
Chris Christie is the same. These guys are perpetually running for something. Its the only way they know how to make a living.
Chris Christy consolidates corpulence, corruption and contemptuousness.
He coulda been a contenda!!
8:33 minutes I will not get back. He has over use of frosted chapstick, with that thing going on with his upper lip and in the corner of his mouth. Ewww.
No Margret, Americans don’t care about national security when they vote that’s why everyone in the border state of Texas is armed.. Margret you are like a Christmas Turkey… stuffed full of all kinds of crap…
The man looks sickly – kinda jaundiced to me, tbh.
That really is a truly bizarre video. Christie’s entire visage is extremely off putting.
Obese pigs like this moron generally have lots of hygiene problems simply because they can’t reach significant parts of their bodies, so those areas never get cleaned properly.
I’ll bet he has B.O., and bad breath from weird things happening in his stomach.
It really is unpleasant just to look at him. He looks like the failed mortician’s job on a fat ugly corpse. His skin actually looks gray.
America will never elect a person as president who is repellant to look at.
(This is an offshoot of my 2016 operating theory as to why Hillary was certain to lose the election — America may someday elect a woman as president, but it will NEVER elect a fat, dumpy, disgustingly ugly woman as president.)
It’s bizarre that he acts like Trump isn’t even in the race or that he or the other bozo loser candidates have a real shot lol.
THE DONALD NEEDS TO BE MAKING VERY LONG DETAILED LISTS, AND BLACKBALL EVERY SINGLE PERSON EVEN REMOTELY ASSOCIATED WITH THESE LOSER PRIMARY CAMPAIGNS FROM HOLDING ANY POSITION WHATSOEVER WITHIN HIS NEXT ADMINISTRATION.
oh my gosh i couldlnt get past those LIPS! gloss Lipstick
This guy is beyond disgusting.
Hamas is a terrorist threat…they are NOT a military as fatboi calls them. Also noticed, he didn’t mention the raping & torturing of Israeli women & girls.
Disgusting human…on every level.
As many times as CC said “Look!” I’m surprised MB didn’t get after him for “mansplaining” or reply “No, YOU LOOK, Porky …”. Look is what a person says when they feel cornered …
He sure do have a purty ma-owth.
Krispy couldn’t bother to get on the Maine ballot
that’s how serious he is
someone has promised him something
a spot on a board where they always have donuts
Chris “Baghdad BLOB” Christie said everything CBS wanted. He hit all the key anti-Trump talking points, and Margaret Brennan was so happy that you can hear the glee in her voice at the end.
And yet, people will flock to him.
Mostly dead people….mostly
Lipstick on a pig, no way anyone can watch that and not have that thought. I watch lots of stuff on high speed, it didn’t help.
We are a Republic Chris.
He is seriously past being annoying, he also needs some serious eye drops. He made my eyes burn.
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Chris Christie asks all Americans to wear a mask to fight COVID-19 in new TV ad
https://www.nj.com/coronavirus/2020/12/chris-christie-asks-all-americans-to-wear-a-mask-to-fight-covid-19-in-new-tv-ad.html
what the heck IS that with his lips?
Chris Christie argues that Republican presidential rival Nikki Haley is trying to ‘be everything to everybody’
https://www.foxnews.com/video/6342176953112?dicbo=v2-vT34bDt
That punch bowl turd claims Hillary polled high enough in 2020 to be in her second term. Is he HIGH? Flush that derp.
Chris stick the apple back in your mouth – at one time you were a great patriot and would have been an outstanding attorney general, now you are bag of hot air. Go away.
Getting serious and putting aside the fat jokes, etc.
I think WE are misding the true play, on abortion.
The enemy is USING the fear of “losing the right to abortion” to put intiatives on the ballot, that are State Constitutional amendments ostensibly about, and marketed as enshrining “the right to choose” into the State Constitutions where it will be very difficult to reverse it.
BUT, these amendments are worded to ,”protect” ,…”reproductive” rights which actually means sex changes for minors.
Its a trick, dealing from the bottom of the deck, having people sign without reading the fine print.
What the position SHOULD be, is a National prohibition on genital mutilation surgery FOR MINORS, while making it clear abortion is a States rights issue.
Which is exactly what PDJT’S position is.