To understand the humor in this it’s important to know that Florida Voice News is a fake news and Astroturf media operation set up entirely to promote Ron DeSantis. Organized by CEO Brandon Leslie, a man who Will Rogers never met, the entire construct of the Florida’s Voice media firm (established in 2021) is to support and promote Florida Governor Ron DeSantis.
Florida Voice Media conducted a poll from their Twitter account. The FLVoice followers are all DeSantis supporters. That’s the backdrop for this level of funny.
Even when a poll is conducted within the group that carries the most die-hard Ron DeSantis supporters, the results are the worst yet. The results are so bad for Ron DeSantis, that even Donald Trump promoted the DeSantis media operation on his Truth Social account.
(Source)
Even with all of the DeSantis die-hards on Twitter supporting the effort, they can only gather 16% support. President Trump grows his 2024 GOP primary support to 80%.
“Top Gov” has sad.
Some stuff you just can’t make up 😉
In 2019 I was t-boned at a 4-way stop by a 93 yr old woman in a hurry to get to her glaucoma doctor appointment.
Today read a story that surpasses the irony on my experience!
LOL !!!
Mycroft don’t mean to make light of your bad situation but that there is just to dam funny be well stay safe
R.D.
Totaled my 1988 classic PickUp truck.
Glad the grand daughter wasn’t in her usual spot or would have killed her.
Wow!
Man alive…….I may have to screenshot that post and send it around!
LOL
Well, crap. I’ve got to thumbs up this post.
Life’s little ironies!
Wow, yup the irony is becoming a tsunami.
THIS is what it looks like, when the reverse midas touch finally boomerangs; when all the machinations of our enemies, turn to sh*t, right in their hands.
We may look back on this time as, …dare I say it,….?
“The beginning of the End” for our enemies.
Not saying the major, decisive battle is won yet, just saying enemy forces in this preliminary scermish seem to be in disarray, and their “Spring Offensive” seems to have collapsed.
There plan was to besmirch PDJT with lawless, baseless indictments, to drive down his support (Dem wing of the Uniparty) in perfect timing for Trump lite “alternative” (Rep wing of the Uniparty) to rise up as “Trump without the baggage” and have him fullfill his role, mapped out for him several years ago, to elliminate PDJT in the primaries.
Thing is, War plans never survive first contact with the enemy, and when making plans, there are the ‘known knowns’; things you know.
There are the ‘known unknowns’; things you KNOW you don’t know.
But then there are the ‘unknown unknowns’; things you DON’T know, that you don’t know.
You can plan for the first two, but its awful hard to plan for the third.
Boom! Love those “known unknown ” quotes, they always get me laughing. What’s that saying? All battle plans look good till the fighting starts.
“Everybody has a plan until they get punched in the mouth,”
MT
That was Tyson’s “all plans work until you get smashed in the mouth” or some such, right?
Is exact quotation from Tyson 🙂
I think it has been pretty clear that Floridians want their governor to stay in Florida, and Trump in the White House.
This^^^^^^^^
Has the 21st century GOPe EVER paid attention to or done what the voters actually want instead of what the multinational mega corporate titans want?
Nope.
NAILED IT!
That’s true…but the the establishment doesn’t give a flying you know what about us or what we might want. They are all that matter and their wants, desires, intentions and agendas….and of course the money….amd control. They don’t get any of that with Trump.
the infamous “trillions are at stake”…
Exactly! Ron DeSantis should quit while he still has support as governor, before he turns us all off for even 2028! No make believe minnie me please, we will stick to the real PJD as long as we have him!
The Floridians I know don’t want him anywhere near the White House ever!
Too many now know who RDS is…really is.
That seems to be HALF right, anyway.
” . . a man who Will Rogers never met” … funny !!
Oh, yeah! For the younger Treepers in the crowd who might not get the joke, humorist Will Rogers once said that he never met a man he didn’t like. Well done, Sundance!
Might be true because he grew up as ranch hand in Texas.
………………and, ranch hands are the best!!!
Thanks for explanation!
There are a lot if folks in Washington that Will Rogers never wanted to meet!
One of the sad things about open borders/massive immigration is how our Americanisms/idioms are disappearing…BO is responsible all by himself for changing “draw a line in the sand” to “draw a red line” (geez, even school kids knew that, thanks to Bugs Bunny!)…
…AND for changing “throw her to the wolves” to “throw her under the bus” — (at least that one makes a little sense; the former one only made sense in the first sense of marking territory)
And, of course, now we are all “folks.” Geesh!
Oh SNAP!
Remember how perilously close Florida came to having Governor Andrew Gilliam?
The readers of this Florida News Paper most probably don’t want to lose their governor being afraid of whomever the GOPe would try to fill the gap with.
I’m betting they never considered that.
Gotta correct you here sir. Adam Putnam, our former Sec of Agriculture was leading Gillum by quite a lot. But it was still primary season, and DeSantis got Trump’s endorsement. This pushed RdS ahead of Putnam. True that Gillum was a close second to DeSantis. Probable that Putnam would’ve won by a healthy margin.
We need to start picking MAGA people in the primaries.
Tell that to President Trump. He likes going for the “electable” candidate.
There’s always “Crist”….
Wow. Got that typed without a lightning struck.
Clouds sure got darker fast though…
LOL!
Where will they find someone Worse than Ron Duh? Especially when he figures they are not helping him get on down the Road he wants to travel on.
A gap like that among Floridians has got to burn a hole in
Ronnie’sKen Griffins heart.Ken Griffin wrote the epitaph himself by Personally penning that article explaining in PLAIN LANGUAGE precisely what HE BOUGHT AND PAID FOR.
THAT was a FABULOUS Article and it was WONDERFUL for him to publish it all over the place. Just as if he thought all that money he had was “JUST AS GOOD AS IF HE HAD A BRAIN”.
Rustbelt Ron’s theme song 😂
“Going Down” – Freddie King – YouTube
https://www.google.com/search?q=im+a+loser+beatles+rumble&ie=UTF-8&oe=UTF-8&hl=en-us&client=safari#fpstate=ive&vld=cid:6a9f4ba6,vid:d5gOU5RspIo
I’m a Loser
-Beatles
Way Too Lovely!!!
This poll still has value for DeSantis. It sets the starting point very low for subsequent polls that show any decline for Trump, or increases for DeSantis.
The Deep State + Democrats + eRepublicans have many more assaults planned on Fort Donald, and we can expect follow up polls to “assess the damage.”
Momentum leading into the voting period (which with current absentee and mail in ballot rules is only a bit shorter than hockey season) is historically the most effective convincer for Undecideds and Low-Info voters.
Also, our Donald seldom misses a chance to crow–and his enemies know it. That is his Achilles’ heel, and it wouldn’t surprise me if this poll’s numbers were artificially engineered to appear lower than they really are among this sampling.
I don’t care who you are, that’s funny right there! LOL
The voting period and hockey season comment is hilarious. 😂😂
(I hope President Trump borrows it when he brings up Election Day means Election DAY. )
Spoken like a true deep state Government Man fan.
It’s not really that bad, LOL.
President Trump so-called “crows” because it aggravates left.
He does, however, have alot to crow about.
AND (something we all forget) because, unlike all the others, he has no surrogates appearing on all the networks and other sources, spreading the narrative FOR him — he has to do it all himself, the good, the bad, and whatever else needs to be out there.
If he wants it out there, no one else except for Kari Lake will touch most of his issues, esp stolen elections — and no one else will use the word MAGA proudly to save it, as the o’biden admin takes every opportunity to use it (as they use “white”) as a slur.
I would say RDS’s poll numbers had been artificially held high by an expectant media….but who have now seemingly given up after the Guantanamo Bay story.
The GOP insiders will give DeSantis some more time to turn things around. But at some point reality will be hard to deny.
Like Jeb, Cruz and the other candidates that rose and fell, this current mix will end the same way. An alleged favorite after Ron will pop up, test the waters, and quickly go back to oblivion. Leaving Trump standing stronger though despised by the GOP strategists.
But maybe this field is so weak that they will be forced to stick with Ron all the way after investing so much in him. And suffer humiliation when Trump emerges again.
Assuming Trump is allowed to run.
The greatest weapon in Donald Trump’s arsenal is GOP leadership.
Ron looks stoned
Roger would love to take a bow for THAT!
LOL!!!
Thats not something her boss Shapiro wants to hear.
Interesting to see that Long TDS still has a sturdy grasp on most of the democrats over there at twitter (heavens no, not a member…will follow a link there until the sewage gets so bad that one must stop and head for the showers…you should (or should not) see what they call Candace Owens!)
And the odd thing is: If you asked why they hate this family they have never met, that they and everyone else loved as a cultural icon up until they were told by the establishment to hate him….they would have no answer.
Except a bunch of “he is…” with no specifics. The “Johnny is a doodyhead” school of politics. You know: PDT IS a criminal…he IS a racist…he IS a liar…just slap a label on a person or thing (they love to do it with spending bills), and they think our brains dissolve and run out our ears.
ilDonaldoTrumpo
@ilDonaldoTrumpo
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BOOOOOOOM!!! EVEN CANDACE KNOWS!!!
https://rumble.com/v2hojv2-booooooom.html
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“Even”. 🤔
YES!
“EVEN”!!! Candace the beautiful lady I’ve long thought she was, has recently been dribbling a little (e) at the end of her GOP, Lately.
I am afraid I had NOT noticed that SHAPIRO was her boss!!! EVEN after I had heard some of the dribblingses..
I’m also finding that MTG has been causing a little discomfortable rankling under my skin, lately as well.
I’m watching a lot closer now, and these gals are breaking my heart.
Very sad for me.
“brewed in DC” LOLOLOLOL
JEB! Light works too
Please applaud. (or was it “Please clap”? Don’t know, but a recent story brought up the “Jeb moment” concept — from the 2016 campaign — and yeah, it turned out to be the main thing most people remember about Jeb and that race.)
trans-electoral
OH!!!!!!! I so Deeply Love THAT!!!!
WOW!!! How Perfect Is THAT! SO LOL!
Instead of a bimbo eruption, Rustbelt Ron is having a limbo eruption 🤣
Chubby Checker – How Low Can You Go (Stereo Version – 1963) – YouTube
How low can you go!
Wussy Waffly Weather Vane RDS would not have the guts to do this!
not sure how to feel about this one…. 1-NRA has been a complete sellout on gun rights, caving to fascists multiple times thinking it would stop their assault. they should NEVER be given a dime. 2-PT was not a good friend to gun rights, and we all know it. I’d love to hear him man up to that and commit to some wrecking ball policies but its just not gonna come out of his mouth.
What anti-gun legislation did Trump sign?
Yeah, I was wondering same…
Tell me, with the Congress he had, who would have put it on his DESK????
He folded under pressure and banned bumpstocks after the Vegas shooter. And that’s the way the left wins-one small step at a time.
Texas won a lawsuit so bumpstocks are legal there.
TRUE, but the PLATFORM is still huge, for some reason. It’s like the UNEARNED reputation of AARP!
So many folks still just have Brain Freeze.
I’m still waiting for Ronnie D. To send another plane load of Illegals up North. Promises made, Promises….Ho Hum….
Ha! Like the ones he got from Texas? 😁
It reminds that there was a lawsuit about it, didn’t?
I’ve wondered about that law suit. 😳 not a peep in the news…
Why would they even bother conducting an honest poll and making the results public without Soros approval? Oh wait…
The enemy wouldnt do that unless there was something in it for themselves or they where aware of a deep state plot that has yet to materialize. Suspicious
Perhaps they have all their money on Trump being disqualified from contention through lawfare somehow.
Maybe much of what we see is being forced?
You mean like divine intervention or something?
Vewy, vewy suspicious. I wonder what their weasoning might be. Make us overconfident with fake numbers?
If Trump is disqualified, all MAGA voters will stay home. Destroys the REPUBS as they lose 80-20% and every electoral vote goes Dems.
Nope.
Not for me!!
No matter what the circumstances.
If Donald J Trump is not on the ballot-I will write his name in.
“Organized by CEO Brandon Leslie, a man who Will Rogers never met,…”
😄😅 I see what you did there 😉
Leslie is just a wannabe tough guy…I’ve seen his ‘act’ online and onstage, good job Sundance.
Very funny. RDS so pathetic. Learn something from the genius.
Whomp, whomp
LOL
Is there anybody funnier than Trump?
Imagine him back in the White House.
We could all laugh again!
What if they gave a war and nobody came?
Are we seeing the steady collapse of the Anyone But Trump category, or the end of the Republicans, certainly as a national Party?
The GOPe handpicked Jeb! in 2016, to virtually no support.
The Washington football team found the name Redskins untenable, otherwise I’d suggest an apt name change for the Republicans would be the All Chiefs and No Indians Party.
Reminds me…just saw a headline for a “Las Vegas Predators” and thought it was about trafficking…turned out to be sports. Sports! So THAT is an acceptable name?! Esp for Vegas, with all the connotations there? Geesh!
This is the man who picked a fight with Mickey Mouse. He is loosing that battle. Hits the wall in a poll amongst his own network of supporters, loosing that battle also. But on a positive note he can become the spokesperson for Bud Light and their little dress up queens. Wait a minute Ron would probably fail at that also.
Time to back up, govern for a few years, and see Professor Auguste Balls for a new MAGA costume.
When duty calls. . .
🤣
F**% DeSantis!
Don’t know how many times I need to say it.
MAGA!!!!!!!!!
…BK….DO NOT BE TIRED OF IT-…FDS !!!!
Past time for us to “take it back” — we need to identify ourselves proudly as “MAGA” rather than “conservative,” a word that has been redefined to status about as meaningless as the other side’s “liberal…esp since brandon keeps using it as a slur.
You wanna use “MAGA” as a derogative? (sounds like something that would come from BO, infamous for hating Middle-America and its residents.) Well, not while we patriots are around.
On top of spaghetti,
All covered in cheese,
I lost my poor meatball,
When somebody sneezed.
It rolled off the table
And onto the floor,
And then my poor meatball
Rolled out of the door
It rolled in the garden
And under a Bush
And then my poor meatball
Was nothing but mush
Written by:Tom Glazer
Don’t forget the Claritin!
Hopefully these rino’s will stop the pretending and get behind Trump and stop this nonsense. 2028? Stop the nonsense or that’s not in your future either.
S W E E T !
Trump 2024 !
Trump/Lake 2024 (Finally, a complete TICKET to be proud of!)
DeSantis is saying that he/his legislature is going to pass a law banning CBDC’s. I guess it is for the publicity because it doesn’t sound like the state of Florida has the power to do anything about money. Plus, if the federal government starts using CBDC to make payments, all the Social Security, Medicare, and welfare payments to people in Florida would be cut off.
He is desperate to get his name in lights.
Careful…DeSantis is a Wolf in Sheeps clothing! He is owned by the British Crown! Visit:
Aim4Truth.com…enjoy.
Not just soros, now hillary endorsed desantis and says HE DOES WHAT HE IS TOLD
https://twitter.com/i/status/1645984842411130880
16%!
Ron DeSadness sez:
“I have heard the people and I am announcing my run for President of the US – I am going to fight to give America back to the billionaires that support me”
very goof!
Governor D has done a pretty good job down there, wish we had him here (MN). However, I keep thinking that his “good” acts and those of Kristi (SD) are what the establishment “allow” them to do. Meaning, they are presented as “great” Governors as they are groomed for the controlled National stage…Think about that, McConnel/GOPe/et al could have stopped all the covid crap, etc, but they chose not to and only allowed these pawns to be presented as our saviors…get involved locally treepers, it’s the only way…
Those good acts are Lucy toeing up the football again for Charlie Brown
Bahahahahaha!!!
Who knows why Desantis’ paymasters paid for bad news, but there’s gotta be a reason.
If we remember that this is a Uniparty striving to destroy Trump, and that they’re all working directly together for this greatest Uniparty goal, they now need to signal all that Trump is about to mop the floor with every primary opponent, and that to beat him the Uniparty must all now go to plan B. That’s the obvious reason for the Desantis disclosure.
Plan B likely includes: Criminal Lawfare doubled down on Trump, RINO rules shenanigans, state ballot blockages, dumping Biden for a sentient human, the dirtiest campaign money can buy, and the mother of all stolen general elections.
This Desantis poll signals the Uniparty to start planning for everything. Stragglers and the stubborn must surrender to the paramount Uniparty goal, destroying Trump.
I’d almost wish they weren’t so quick on the draw. They will need billions to plan for all this. Trump beat them in 2016 because he surprised them. They misunderestimated him and their strategery was flawed. Otherwise, they’d have stolen that election, and they did 2020. They’re now seeing the need to start now.
Trump games out everything. He knows what they can do, always, and before they even know it. Be not afraid.
We.must.never.let.up.
No resting on our laurels
no time for cockiness
No time for let up
No mercy
They must learn to never #$%K with us again, and see us resolved never to trust them again, never to let consolidation, monopoly take hold.
Take down every insitution, IC, DEA, FBI, CIA, SS, TSA, DHS organization that failed to support the Constitution and We the People and throw away the mold that allowed them to abuse their power.
Prolly for Grounds to break their CONTRACTS!
When “stop right there” Hannity starts have ol’ white board Rove the architect on again the tide will change. /S
Man that was hard to type…tears of laughter.
I would hate to be the guy that has to pay Mitchell’s bar tab this month.
As in Bill?😏
The Trump curse.
Whomp-whomp!
Waiting for DeSanctimonious poll numbers to hit single digits!
Either Ronnie is working with Trump against the establishment in a scheme that could take the legs out of the GOP agenda to split the Republican vote to weaken Trump, or Ronnie is in the process of committing political suicide, which means when his governor days are over…so may his political career be also. He’s not very smart if he’s listening to the rat, rhino GOP establishment and the Karl Roves, or the Bush’s. He has to know there is no way he can go up against Trump….if he doesn’t, I rest my case!
This isn’t embarrassing, necessarily.
it’s an easy out. He hasn’t announced. Don’t announce. Instead endorse Donald Trump and he’ll solve his problem.
But will McConnell and Schumer allow him to?
Let me say it.
Gotta say it.
I just love President Trump!
What a guy! 💕🙏🇺🇸
I have been reading the book by Eustace Mullins about the birth of the Federal Reserve at Jekyll Island (thanks to a recommendation by a fellow Treeper) . . . “a mere yarn” was the dismissal about the Federal Reserve and how and why it was put into place . . . they used to say that in the old days, before “conspiracy theory”.
Derpstate Nikki, it’s so lonely on the bottom isn’t honey? Did you & fellow derps really think people couldn’t see through you? Ah, your dealings with obummer was for all that was awake.
Much like the big-derp of NJ, Chrissy Grandcanyon! Both Little Big G’s sold out states & countrymen. Simply just paid for controlled opposition! Nothing is, as the media portrays it! In Nick’s case, checks were cut way before actual events ever happened. That shined the light on Little Nikki’s blue dress & crescent moon palm tree jewelry. Never ever trust controlled opposition.
Choose wisely, just in case actually voting still matters in our formerly great Christian country? Nothing is as it seems or, should be! Praying for US all. Please do the same my friends!
Yet another Trump denier bights the dust, and that idiot Bragg next…when will they ever learn? I think RDS is finished as a POTUS candidate already, too many other non-RINO candidates of quality. Kari should run with Trump if she doesn’t have any luck in Arizona, and then maybe she could run with Candice and then Candice as POTUS and by that time…hopefully the swamp is history.
Sorry if already posted- but this reminds me of the time in 2015/2016 that Jeb!’s website lapsed for a day and Daddy Dollars bought it immediately and when you went to Jeb!’s page it redirected you to VSGPDJT
😂🤣🤣 savage.
The mistake the eGOP is making us that they don’t realize that Trump is running as the incumbent President. Most Republicans – and definitely most MAGAs – think Trump won in 2020.
Recall that in 2020 Trump had the highest turnout of any modern President running unopposed. Even better than Black Jesus.
He will be better served skipping the debates and hosting massive rallies AT THE SAME TIME on RSBN to draw viewers away from the networks.
Don’t fight wars on the enemy’s terms. Fight them in your own terms, Mr. President.
Bless. And THAT is the truth of the matter. If only the stupid (as always) GOP was treating him as the trumphant (and poorly-treated — unforgivably-treated — incumbent) — an incumbent who was cheated out of and is OWED his term (as are his voters)…an incumbent so popular that voters were having spontaneous vehicle parades for him (boat, car, truck) when he wasn’t even in the same state — they would have a good 20 points lead-in from people who automatically vote for the incumbent/most familiar name.
They have a winner on their hands and are treating him, as the democrats do, as someone to be ashamed of — a tactic that benefits the dems, so it makes sense, but does nothing at all for the GOP — unless, of course, we look at it as “The GOP uses power to get $$” in which case we see that they want nothing to do with PDT46 because he takes away their fun-and-games (“trillions are at stake.”)
Up until the turn-of-this-century, people had enough common sense that the whole unpopular-primary-loser-in-the-basement-beats-stupendously-popular-and-successful-president thing would never have gone over. Such times we live in! (When “black lives matter” is the safest statement you can make, but “it’s okay to be white” is considered subversive — and “all lives matter” is too controversial” to risk.)
I’m a Florida native, and think that DeSantis is a fantastic Governor.
But when you lay down with dogs, you’ll get up with fleas!
And here are the flea ridden low breed curs he’s laying down with.
(Tried to drop picture here of Team DeSantis. Did not work. I want post comment again until I figure it out)
Black mouth Curs are excellent dogs!
Hahahahahhahahahaha!
What a dumbass!
he is not a dumb ass. he is listening to really dumb people though.
He is if he’s listening to Jeb Bush!
That kinda makes him a dumbass.
Remember the movie “On the Waterfront” with Marlon Brando? The one phrase that comes to mind from that movie to RDS is “I could’ve been a contender” LOL Hope I got the movie right.
“con-ten-DAH.”
He’s NOT a billionaire! “Normal” politicians must beg for money from rich people who DO NOT give away money, but insist on their money being a SHORT-TERM INVESTMENT! Take Warren Buffett, who “donates” many millions to the DNC entities, but when Dems win, they shut down the pipeline and Anwar, thus assuring Buffett gets 4 years of rail contracts to ship Canadian crude into the U.S. THAT is politics. THAT is how Klaus Schwab intends to “RESET” the World; thru greedy and demonic CEOs competing in the blood-sport of “Politics”. Politics is no longer a game of VOTES, but rather one of POLLING and BALLOT MANIPULATION to match that polling.
Bam – hammer meets nail! 👍👍