Legislative guide.√  Boring.√  Bridge to DC.√  Bland.√ Gets RNC to Shut Up.√  Donors.√ Shuts up annoying conservatives types.√  Milquetoast.√  PR Role.√  Ward Cleaver.√ Do all the fundraisers.√ Uninspiring.√  Comfort Food.√ Gnat attractor.√ Answer Door.√ Answer Phone.√ Deal with the annoying irrelevant crap.√ Willing to dress up like Easter Bunny.√  Professional greeter.√  Enables space for bigger scary people to do the real work.√
Perfect. Good. We’re Done…. moving on.

Seriously.

VP is a task role.

The task is to keep the BS at bay.

Trump’s VP pick could show up in five inch stilettos, a Carmen Miranda hat and start twerking the podium at the convention…. it matters not.