Joe Biden Announces A New Policy to Support “Trunalimunumaprzure”…

In an effort to drive home his campaign in the final days, former vice-president Joe Biden is pulling out all the stops with a new policy initiative called “trunalimunumaprzure.”

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And then things got weird…

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258 Responses to Joe Biden Announces A New Policy to Support “Trunalimunumaprzure”…

  1. Kaco says:

    All I hear is “true international” something pressure?

    Thing is, the TDSers don’t give a rat’s behind, they would vote for a glass of water. Let’s hope the independent and swing voters have some sense.

    Liked by 13 people

  2. theoldgoat says:

    Reminds me of when Teddy Kennedy said something similar…

    Of course their intent remains the same, loss of our freedom.

    Liked by 5 people

  3. Julia Adams says:

    Joe Biden is holding car rallies, but tells everyone he wants to end fossil fuels.

    Explain that one.

    Liked by 20 people

  4. SGH says:

    He was trying to say something! I heard true international…

    depressure (Verb):

    To reduce the pressure of something, especially of a gas inside a container; to depressurize…

    His personal life exploding?

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  5. hokkoda says:

    Well played, sir.

    Liked by 1 person

  6. Trump tweeted “Watch the Red Wave coming”

    he knows

    he’s never let us down on stuff like that

    Liked by 9 people

  7. Deplorable Canuck says:

    To think that this bumbling idiot even has a shot at being elected is enough to make you wonder just how morally bankrupt his supporters are. The man cannot even form a full sentence!

    Liked by 16 people

    • And Stoopid…fixed it for you Deplorable Canuck.

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    • Maquis says:

      His supporters are Communists or derivatives thereof.
      Moral bankruptcy doesn’t begin to define the depravity of that crowd.

      Liked by 5 people

    • GB Bari says:

      The DemoCommunists would have their automatons vote for a ham sandwich if it had a D next to it.

      Liked by 3 people

    • Linda K. says:

      Quick bring him some Covefe!

      Liked by 3 people

    • 28angelica28 says:

      His supporters are the morally bankrupt ones. Those who have TDS are just plain stupid.

      Liked by 2 people

    • sat0422 says:

      Yes, his supporters are missing a lot of brain cells and their concepts of freedom and capitalism are warped. But, here is the scary part. The kiddos of the past 29 years will be a major voting block in the near future….4-8 years. That’s when the Chinese and the grifters will gain speed and our country will look like Russian did after 1917.

      We build private schools, we let public education become a “employment agency” for liberals and they have taken over our kiddos minds. Hide and watch.

      Not only does Trump, when re-elected, need to get voting reform in action for this nation. Every election that impacts on a national level will need to be reformed and the dirty rats in charge of voter fraud need to go to prison,

      Then he needs to get Betsy DeVos out of his circle and name a strong Department of Education chair. Don’t accept the notion that our nation doesn’t need a Department of Education. Look at how each state has handled Antifa and tell me that what happens at the state level doesn’t impact what happens on a national level. “States Rights” gone wrong – horrible wrong as we stand by and wait for some yokel to invite the President to send troops and help get things back to a better place. Shame on Washington State, Oregon, and California. China owns them!

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    • Ed says:

      I’d suggest that most otherwise-normal people who support Biden are completely taken in by the constant barrage of propaganda on M$M. I have friends (borderline friends any more) that STILL believe that ‘if it wasn’t true, they couldn’t put it on TV’ and have taken in the stories that any Biden/DNC wrongdoing is pure speculation, rumor and right-wing smear campaigning.

      The most astute of these friends acknowledges that one must take in news from multiple sources, and considers himself well informed because he watches Faux News (Fox News) channel as well as CNN, MSDNC and others. He honestly believes that I am uninformed and a low-information voter because I don’t watch M$M broadcasts, while I tell him he is misinformed because he does.
      Ed

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    • Pale rider says:

      If you think about it the whole race is ‘Trump’! Do you love him or hate him?
      And the left hates his demeanor not his policies. His hair, speech, or color, and that’s what they say too.
      Trump, the man, the president, has brought all this to the surface like no other person could have. This needs to be documented as a super power. Corruption, lies, even kindness comes to the surface. If there ever was a time of judgement on this earth it seems now is the time, and Trump is the divining rod to do it.

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  8. H.R. says:

    How can any self-respecting YSM jurinalist (Swedish pronunciation) make any attempt to cover for Joe’s nonsensical pronouncements?

    Oh wait… the jurinalists have no self-respect.

    Never mind.

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  9. Sandbar says:

    To give credit where credit is due, mobilizing Trunalimunumaprzure might be a good idea but prob won’t swing a lot of voters. It may even backfire among the swizologerazits .

    Liked by 7 people

    • Michael Fox says:

      You’re absolutely right, Sandbar. But I don’t think the backfire will matter.

      Swizologerazits are too young to vote in 56 of Obama’s 57 states.

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  10. Back to Basics says:

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  11. furtive says:

    2020 📅 in review: The glass🍷 is 1/2 full in RURAL America 🇺🇸 !

    1.“ What distinguishes rural America 🇺🇸, is that it is slow to change. It remains “American“ no matter how popular or unpopular that may be.

    2. Patriotism 🇺🇸 is unpopular 18 years after 9/11. Obama fundamentally transformed America 🇺🇸 into a eurotrash state. We rejected that. We want what we had, because what we had, worked.

    3. President Trump delivered what we had:
    Factories began coming back.
    Jobs started cropping up.
    The unemployment rate tumbled to 3.5%.
    Wages went up faster than inflation for the first time in decades.
    Black people, Hispanic people, women, and every other demographic group enjoyed their lowest unemployment on record.

    4. All that ended in March in the pandemic😷 panic. It wiped out millions of small businesses.

    5. Democrats believe they can blame President Trump and elect the Human Doorknob 🚪, president.

    6. They told the pollsters to rig the polls 🗳 , and then made the mistake of believing their polls. 🗳

    7. Their plan was to use hatred of Donald Trump and fear of covid-19 😷to elect Biden 😎, who would then turn the presidency over to Kamala Harris who would then do whatever the deep state told her to do.
    8. It would be spring 🌹 ⏰ time for Iran 🇮🇷 and Red China 🇨🇳 .
    Winter ❄️ for everyone else.

    9. And the plan may have worked, but….on October 1, the plan backfired 😬bigly. President Donald John Trump got covid 19 😷. That was the game-changer.
    The media and other Democrats were delirious. And when he went to Walter Reed Hospital 🏥 in Bethesda, they went ballistic and began planning his removal from office under the 25th Amendment.

    10. That was the end of the covid 19. Covid 19 😷just made him stronger 💪.
    He was cured in 3 days.

    11. Now there is no reason to fear covid 19 😷again.

    12. In dense cities , maybe, but out in the country?
    ….enjoy life in the open.

    13. Democrats are stuck with Biden 😎, an imbecile who cannot speak more than 5 minutes without screwing up.

    14. Instead of having millions of volunteers knocking on 🚪 , Democrats went to the ☎️s – and you just love ❤️ telemarketers.

    15. Now Democrats need big rallies fast, but Biden 😎has all the charisma 😇 of a sidewalk. The media plays up that he is responsible with his socially distanced rallies of 15 — unlike that irresponsible Donald Trump and his rallies of 15,000 people.

    16. Those rallies are out at the airport ✈️ in the boonies, and between his rallies and the Republican Get Out The Vote 🗳 effort, President Trump will win ☑️ re-election.

    And most of his support will come from rural America🇺🇸 again.

    …And we will save the country again on Tuesday.

    17. You are welcome.“ 👏 👏 👏

    https://donsurber.blogspot.com/2020/10/rural-americans-will-save-usa-on-tuesday.html

    P.S. DON’T THINK 🤔 in a NY minute ⌛️, that do nuttin Barr aka “Robert Johnson” will vote 🗳 for Trump.
    He is Gone With The Wind💨 …His mission 💵, that he reluctantly accepted, was IMPOSSIBLE.🔎

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    • johnny andrew says:

      So true!
      Need Barr to blow his bagpipes for those losing RINO”S!

      Liked by 1 person

      • 28angelica28 says:

        Sidewalk–walked on by most Americans, pissed on by most dogs (dumped on too), ridden over by kids, broken up and lifted away when it’s usefulness is gone. It’s later than you think Joe!!
        Jill, one quick question. Were you hoping he could spend his last remaining fog-filled days hearing “Mr. President” knowing that his time in office was minimal at best or did you know that one of his gaffes would have him realize the “Arkansas dream”?

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      • Will Hunt says:

        Barr, Durham and the rest of his “staff” are gutless cowards and will be remembered that way the majority of Americans.

        Liked by 1 person

    • sat0422 says:

      We used to equate the term MAFIA with New York. Well, DeBlasio’s mafia is alive and well in NYC but we forget about the California MAFIA led by Pelosi, Schiff, Harris, Newsome, et al. They are like Coronavirus….it started on the east and west coast and quickly spread wherever they could get vials of the crap distributed. They are still making sure that CV virus stays out there to put fear in the hear of many Americans. The MAFIA
      is heartless.

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  12. This is my favorite one.

    Liked by 13 people

  13. TheBigHarry says:

    That’s the word that knocked me out of the Spelling Bee.

    Liked by 7 people

  14. All Too Much says:

    Joe and Chris dance to a popular Trunalimunumaprzure folk tune

    Liked by 5 people

    • hocuspocus13 says:

      Jill Biden had to be promised the World on a Golden Platter to allow her husband to completely humiliate himself like that
      💰💰💰💰💰💰💰💰💰💰💰💰💰

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      • jackphatz says:

        With $M’s at stake, I have no doubt she is pushing this very hard now that Hunter is no longer their gravy train.

        Liked by 5 people

      • GB Bari says:

        That’s been my thoughts all along too. No one who truly loved their spouse would allow anyone to abuse and humiliate that spouse as the Deep State DemoCommunists have done to crooked old Joe.

        But then I’m thinking was there ever a real spiritual heartfelt connection or was it always a relationship based on money and power. And when did she realize he was just a lying, plagiarizing windbag full of steer manure?

        Liked by 7 people

        • tappin52 says:

          She cheated on her husband with this piece of human garbage. But, in the words of the infamous Ilhan Omar, “It’s all about the Benjamins, baby!”

          Liked by 3 people

          • Dixie says:

            She was reaching for the golden ring…..her real husband didn’t have one. Or maybe it was just that she liked to watch Joe shoot his shotgun off the back balcony.

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      • Alleycats says:

        The plan with regard to Gropey Joe was always to get him elected, trigger his inevitable and of course deadly, stroke. Kamala becomes President then appoints her VP.

        Jill most likely inherits all Joe’s ill-gotten gains, and also gets the DNC payoff along with some cushy do-nothing federal job.

        Jill never truly loved Joe. That much is true by virtue of her actions in allowing this abuse to continue. It would not surprise me in the slightest if it turns out she is involved with Hunter too. The whole family is made up of degenerates.

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  15. WhiteBoard says:

    The curtain is pulled back ONLY for the people TAGGED for SOROS knock – and inventory of belonging, and removal to the hospital for covid quarantine. you will die. you are marked for death. this is not a game. you are the roadblock after the POTUS roadblock is removed.

    its simple – chat with neighbors – its easy to know if they would turn you in and be silent.

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  16. omyword says:

    You sure this aint pig latin or somethin? Yeah, stick a fork in ’em he’s done. And as lost as a goose in a parking lot.

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  17. WIVoter says:

    If I were a foreign leader I’d be yelling from the rooftops that this man is mentally incompetent and is truly a danger to the world and could start a nuclear war because it is NOT SAFE to have Joe Biden near the nuclear football. I believe Joe Biden is capable of starting a nuclear war and not even know he had done it. Please God save us and the sane world from this madness of the demonrat party.

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  18. jackphatz says:

    I do believe this is what “malarky” sounds like.

    Liked by 2 people

  19. konradwp1 says:

    Ok, I absolutely love the MAGA swarming of Biden events, and congratulations have to be given to those in Minnesota who located Biden’s latest Democrat wake and yet again vastly outnumbered the handful of Biden staffers pretending to be supporters.

    But good as that effort was, top prize today has to go to the MAGA team tailgating the Biden bus in a white hearse marked “Democrat Cemetory Ballot Collection”. Top effort = maximum points. Truly outstanding!

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  20. sundance says:

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    • Maquis says:

      BWAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAA!
      Check the news clip down-thread on this tweet, defeated by only a dozen pickups!
      Beautiful Flail.

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    • Rikster says:

      My contribution to the thread on Twitster. ” What I see is someone in the middle lane, Iphone says make a left and the driver is too busy gawking, begins to turn left and almost gets hit by someone in the CORRECT lane. Prove me wrong!”

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    • Dixie says:

      You and treepers have the best sense of humor, STRICTLY A CONSERVATIVE CHARACTERISTIC!

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    • Kaco says:

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    • Zy says:

      The replies in the thread are chilling. The brainwashing is so complete that, besides the usual Hitler stuff, these morons actually think it was Trump supporters burning cities down this summer.

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  21. jello333 says:

    Okay, I’m sorry guys. You all know how much I love and support Trump, but this is just too important. I’ve been waiting my whole life for a leader bold enough to say what Joe just said…. so I gotta move on. Biden 2020!!

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  22. WhiteBoard says:

    the biggest MARK of this election is the College kids versus the minorities voting percentage direction. I think we have identified an issue of indoctrination.

    Liked by 1 person

    • JenL says:

      I agree! We live in what is usually a quiet neighborhood in Cheney, Wa. However, the rental house next door with 4 college kids partied into the wee hours of the morning and stole our Trump/Pence yard sign. They have Biden signs in their yard. Poor kids. So indoctrinated.

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      • thingsgoround says:

        We homeschooled through graduation. I had no idea what the public schools were teaching. (The only positive I can say about the covid scenario is it exposed our school system indoctrination). When my teenager came of age she registered republican. Now in college, she voted absentee. The ballot came to her permanent address. She drove home for the weekend to fill it out. She didn’t want to put it in the mail for fear of not making it on time, or at all, so she asked me to take it in during the week. I was more than happy to oblige.

        I had no idea at the time what ground work I was laying, and I learned a few things along the way too.

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    • Will Hunt says:

      as soon as the world class selfish college kid xennials or whatever they’re called today heard Slow, Sleepy, Slappy Joe promise more lockdowns that was it…. he’s out….

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  23. daylight58 says:

    “Excuse me, stewardess…. I speak Biden.”

    #Airplane!

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  24. 123 456 says:

    The Dems are using Joe now like Joe is using his son.

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  25. regitiger says:

    trunalimunumaprzure

    its a new cloud service

    big liars data

    malarkey in
    malarkey out

    MIMO

    same thing as
    GIGO

    but much more expensive to operate

    biden..when stupid isn’t enough.

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  26. appraisher says:

    Every time I see his miserable face, I’m waiting for him to yell, “Get off my damned lawn, Chump”

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  27. WhiteBoard says:

    has anyone said what he said?

    he will mobilize a true international depression

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    • alvasman says:

      true international pressure … I take as he’s indicatin he can do better than President Trump. I don’t know how when he can’t even pronounce it correctly.

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  28. Charlotte Powell Brooks says:

    Joe should never attempt to speak any words with 2 or more syllables and never read a sentence out loud off the teleprompter that is longer than 5 words.

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  29. ACMeCorporations says:

    The video of Joe saying this with a sign language interpreter is even more hilarious. The poor interpreter just loses it.
    https://www.breitbart.com/politics/2020/10/30/disturbing-joe-biden-brain-freeze-caught-at-pa-rally-truaninonashufodopressure/

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  30. Joemama says:

    I traded all my trunalimunumaprzure for a big old cup of covefefe!

    So much better!

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  31. Charlotte Powell Brooks says:

    The American Heritage Dictionary does not have a definition for this word…… yet.

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    • 28angelica28 says:

      If Joe can’t handle truaninonashufodopressure, how is he going to handle true international pressure? The Chinese won’t even have to use water torture, they can just loop play clips of his gaffes for him (though the loops will seem interminably long).
      As for the dictionaries, gaffe will become an obsolete word soon replaced with Biden. Gaffed will be replaced with Bidened.

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  32. Conservative_302 says:

    Devil’s speak?

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  33. Puzzled says:

    Godfathers reach similar ends.

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  34. MO Pragmatist says:

    I almost spit out my coffee perusing this story, but not watching the video. It was the following comment of “And then things got weird”. I’m still chuckling over that!

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  35. gavinsundermask says:

    Why is he yelling?

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  36. Baby El says:

    Its one of those really long German words that means “Sell-Out”

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  37. WanderingCon says:

    He looks awful. He’s a sick man, sinking fast.

    Kamala looks hale and hearty, prowling like a malevolent spirit. Heaven preserve us if they somehow manage to steal this.

    His illness and easy discardability is no doubt PRECISELY why they picked Biden, Kamala’s trojan horse.

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  38. littlebird160 says:

    When played backwards, there is a secret coded message. I believe it says “Help me, I’ve fallen and I can’t get it up!”

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  39. Genie says:

    Sounds like a drug that claims to silence voices in one’s head.

    Liked by 1 person

  40. ed357 says:

    The “Earpiece” told “Hiding Biden” to smile.

    Liked by 1 person

  41. TwoLaine says:

    The Kenyan was the wannabe Emperor with no clothes.

    Low IQ Creepy Quid Pro Joe Biden is the wannabe Emperor with no clothes and no brain.

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