The Legend of Corn Pop: “I’ma Cut You”…

Joe Biden tells the story of his chain-wielding face-off with a gang of rusty razor-wielding ne’er-do-wells led by a black guy named ‘Corn Pop.’

“Corn Pop was a bad dude”…

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If only Corn Pop mamma had him listenin’ to some of them record players, none of this would’ve happened.

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333 Responses to The Legend of Corn Pop: “I’ma Cut You”…

  1. Garavaglia says:

    That settles is..I was having my doubts that Biden was relatable. He clearly is with this tale. Lord help us. Corn Pop the magician.

    Liked by 4 people

    • signfollies says:

      I like Joe’s fake inner city accent, almost as good as Hillary’s “I ain’t feel no-ways tarred,” or John Kerry’s “Is this where I go to git me a huntin’ license?, or Elizabeth Warren’s “I’m gonna git me a beer.”

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      • I thought that was so racist…demeaning…wow.

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      • riverelf says:

        Cringe factor off the charts. When these demwits try to be relatable it’s almost frightening, like encountering another species pretending to be human.

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        • Daniel says:

          Not a Democrat and definitely not a Biden supporter. But Biden’s story was of something which happened at that specific location long ago. I somehow doubt it’s true, but it would be easy to prove if he was really from that location and worked as he said. I see no reason to cringe yet. If it turns out his claims are as false as Hillary’s “sniper fire” then there you go. It’s for people to prove that the story couldn’t be true.

          The small crowd (that was a pretty tight shot, so it wasn’t likely a large crowd) seemed to like and believe his story. This is in contrast with how so many rejected Hillary’s fake blackness.

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  2. Abster says:

    Gong!
    Can you imagine him running the country?

    Liked by 3 people

  3. jengancworld says:

    I believe in 1962 what we know today as Corn pops were called sugar pops if they were around then.

    Liked by 2 people

    • Patience says:

      …..cuckoo for cocoa Pops; goes the weasel

      Liked by 1 person

    • 1stgoblyn says:

      I remember Sugar Corn Pops from way back. Had to go look up the info just because…

      Corn Pops is a puffed grain breakfast cereal made by Kellogg’s, described by the company as “crunchy sweetened popped-up corn cereal.” The cereal was introduced in 1950 as Corn Pops.[1] In 1951, the name was changed to Sugar Corn Pops[2] and later it was called Sugar Pops. It was the sponsor for “The Adventures of Wild Bill Hickok” radio and television show. The name was changed to Sugar Corn Pops in 1978, and finally to Corn Pops in 1984, a time when many cereals dropped the word “sugar” from their titles for marketing reasons. In January 2006, the name of the cereal was changed to Pops, but after a few months of poor reception, was changed back to Corn Pops.

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    • mopar2016 says:

      I remember Sugar Pops, and Sugar Pops Pete too.

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    • kddomingue says:

      Older names stick around for a while after a name change. I still say Coca Cola instead of Coke for example. 🙂

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  4. jengancworld says:

    I believe in 1962 what we know today as Corn pops were called sugar pops if they were around then.

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  5. cheryl says:

    They call me….Tater Salad. Yep Joe, you caught the old Tater.

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    • De Oppresso Liber says:

      A few years ago, while visiting the in-law’s in Alabama, they took us to a comedy club in Birmingham to see Tater Salad. I made the “mistake” of wearing one of my Stetson hats (not inside – it was on the table), and as we were up front, I became the target of some good natured jokes. He was hilarious!

      He bought us a round of drinks and also gave my Paw-in-Law and myself a fine cigar for being good sports. He seemed like a really nice guy.

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  6. Johnny Boost says:

    I think my favorite line was at about 1:48

    “But I was smart, then”

    Liked by 11 people

  7. tdaly14 says:

    Joe Biden’s a cereal Liar! 😂😂

    Liked by 21 people

  8. Phflipper says:

    Joe Biden 2020
    “But I was smart. . .then”

    Now which Democrat will step up as 2nd billing on that campaign poster?

    Liked by 3 people

  9. Charlotte Powell Brooks says:

    Good grief!!
    This is the “Chosen One”?……. to be the left’s best of the rest.
    Are any of his family members awake?

    Liked by 1 person

  10. ozymandiasssss says:

    Don’t forget though, the only thing worse than being talked about is not being talked about. He may be doing this goofiness on putpose

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  11. Nomadic100 says:

    Biden is actually far more articulate in this “Corn Pop” video than he is today. He is showing the early ravages of dementia.

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    • corimari2013 says:

      Sorry about the extra tweets included–I meant only to post the “I, too, have been menaced by a Corn Pop and his gang” little video with the parading refreshments..

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    • bofh says:

      Sorry to hear about Ric Ocasek. Always enjoyed the band’s music. Now he’s gone, joining Ben Orr who died of pancreatic cancer quite young, many years ago (2000). RIP guys.

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  12. Sentient says:

    People talk about Biden and Sanders being too old, but Warren is showing her age, too. She seems to have the tremors. She tries to cover it up with her frenetic behavior, but I saw a clip of her from the debate and she was nodding like a bobble-head toy.

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  13. TeaForAll says:

    Biden is pathetic, as a former VP and now a Presidential Candidate. This is how ,He is connecting to the African Americans. This story is exaggerated, and shows His true mindset. Seriously , he is cognitively impaired.

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  14. OY

    I think the leftists have given up, they know they cannot beat our VSGPDJT so they shoved some knuckleheads out there as an offering to the Trump dragon hoping they can regroup for 2024 .
    Pitiful group of losers.

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    • jebg46 says:

      Now that we have a real business CEO President, these pitiful politicians have no qualifications to run the USA..

      Liked by 2 people

      • jello333 says:

        I really can’t think of any current or potential Dem candidate that worries me. If Bernie still had the rabid following he did in ’16, oh yeah… he’d be a threat. But those days are gone. Hmm… about the only person I can think of that MIGHT have a slight chance against Trump is Mike Boomberg, but from what I gather he’d only run as an Indy (if at all), and hard to say who that would hurt more, the Dems or Trump.

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    • mikeyboo says:

      I believe you mean oy as well as vey!

      Liked by 1 person

    • delighteddeplorable says:

      Agreed, Cove. Joe is the designated sacrificial lamb. They want to preserve any semi-acceptable choices for 2024 because 2020 is a no-go for Dims. Who to throw out there? Send Joe, he has lots of candidate experience!

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  15. Skip says:

    Biden will not be their nominee. I say Warren with Yang as her running mate.

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  16. Eric French says:

    I think he has the name mixed up…should be
    Porn Cop!

    Liked by 4 people

  17. JCM800 says:

    Mutual of Omaha’s Wild Kingdom,

    “While Jim is circumcising the Cap Buffalo, I’d like to talk about Insurance.”

    Liked by 1 person

  18. Creepy Joe hasn’t lost a step – he’s lost the race.
    … Way before they planned to take him out.

    Liked by 3 people

  19. sunnyflower5 says:

    Sometimes you just have to swallow and vote— Dr.Jill Biden.

    Liked by 1 person

  20. CMDCMRET says:

    The most ignorant man I never met.

    Liked by 1 person

  21. CMDCMRET says:

    The most ignorant man I never met.

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  22. I love that picture of the dog SD posted…where does he find these pix.

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  23. SarahB says:

    I’ma thinkin’ that the dems are letting him completely annihilate himself now so there’s no risk of him siphoning off donor money in 2024.
    There may be others going through that door.

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    • mikeyboo says:

      Sarah, that’s an interesting observation.
      I wonder who is going to tell Biden that he’s out of the race and will he understand what they are telling him or will he keep campaigning as though nothing has happened?

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  24. Rgt says:

    What a tough guy…if you have to tell people than your not.

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  25. Koosmaun says:

    Corn pop, rice krispy, and fruit loop the cereal gang

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  26. Little Berkeley Conservative says:

    Life is just a breakfast cereal!
    I’m not crazy, but is that the Sugar Smacks bear in the audience?
    I will run a tight ship and rule like Captain Crunch!

    — Joe Biden —

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  27. teeheeman says:

    Oh please, please have this guy stay in the race as long as possible. I would do a pay-per-view to watch Uncle Joe debate PDJT – he would likely lose his dentures while telling PDJT “let’s meet out back in the alley to settle this.” I also love Creepy Joe’s open shirt look – he just needs another button undone and sport a gold $$ chain to underscore his street cred…… Go Joe Go!!!!

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  28. mtk says:

    How much do wanna bet former VP Biden is retelling an anecdotal recounting of some event his son encountered on one of his coke fueled binges.

    Creepy sleepy Joe, is pulling a fast one on the Nation.

    He has real skin liability over his Ukrainian exposure and family enrichment in China.

    So he proactively laying the ground work for mental defect argumentation to avoid accountability.

    Can’t be held to account if he is unable to understand the charges before him due to being found incompetent.

    Exhibit A: OG PopCorn

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  29. i'm just sayin'.. says:

    Corn Pop was the son of Shaft (also a bad dude) who was married to Poke Salad Annie….

    Liked by 2 people

    • kddomingue says:

      Thanks for the link! Nobody else may agree with me but I believed him as he told the story. Something about his body language and the cadence as he spoke, the small details he included.

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  30. teeheeman says:

    Even if any part of this Corn Pop tale is true, WHY IN THE WORLD WOULD YOU TELL IT TO THIS AUDIENCE complete with references to “Pomade”, “bad dude”; “boys” and “straight razors”?? Please keep this guy in the race Dems, please!

    Liked by 4 people

    • teeheeman says:

      For the younger CTH’ers here is a description of Pomade and it’s popularity with “Afro-textured hair” for “a shiny and slick appearance”:

      Pomade (/pɒˈmeɪd/; French pommade) is a greasy, waxy, or a water-based substance that is used to style hair. Pomade generally gives the user’s hair a shiny and slick appearance. It lasts longer than most hair care products, often requiring multiple washes to completely remove. The original pomade of the eighteenth and nineteenth centuries consisted mainly of bear fat or lard. Lanolin, beeswax, and petroleum jelly have been used extensively in the manufacture of modern pomades. Stiffening properties of pomades make sculptured hairstyles such as the pompadour possible; while long lasting moisturizing properties make it popular with individuals with Afro-textured hair.

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      • LULU says:

        You might explain to the “youngsters” that pomade predated Afros, corn rows, dreads and all that other stuff. It was intended to give the dude a sleek appearance. To tame his rambunctious locks….

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    • kddomingue says:

      Because he grew up there? The small crowd seemed amused to me.

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  31. mopar2016 says:

    Joe knows how to relate to young people.

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  32. teeheeman says:

    Did Joe tell the Corn Pop gang “I’ll put y’all back in chains” as he was swinging his chain during the Corn Pop alley fight? OMG I can’t stop laughing – this is priceless stuff.

    Liked by 3 people

  33. mr.piddles says:

    “If you use pomade in your hair you had to wear a bathing cap.”

    Joe Biden’s 2020 Presidential Campaign in fourteen words.

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  34. Q&A says:

    Just a reminder…October 11, 2012
    Paul Ryan will forever have to live with the embarrassment that he publicly lost the VP debate to Creepy Joe.

    Liked by 2 people

    • @ChicagoBri says:

      ^This

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    • boogywstew says:

      I saw that debate and Ryan was the hands down winner. The MSM and Leftists undoubtedly claimed Biden won. Biden constantly interrupted Ryan and came across as as rude and pushy. Ryan was polite, well spoken and answered every question quickly and thoroughly with a slew of facts, figures and anecdotes. At the time I thought he was THEE rising star of the Republican Party. .

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  35. Big Jake says:

    Is [Sugar] Corn Pop related to T-Bone [theFake Steak]?

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  36. John Rawls says:

    basically, biden got a job at a pool to learn about black culture.

    and then bullied a black kid out of the pool and went after him with a 6ft chain.

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  37. Guffman says:

    Like the rest of Joe’s corny stories, this one may have started with a few kernels of truth, but then popped way out of proportion over the years with Joe’s propensity for exaggeration, and always making himself out to be the tough guy (remember the taking Trump out behind the school nonsense? *eyeroll*).

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  38. cantcforest says:

    Sundance, you are mocking your faithful followers. Is there a Treeper out there that truly believes one of these idiots in these debates will be the dimm nominee for President? However, I must admit that I can’t think of anyone they could field that would give me pause as to their chances. At the end of the day, my best guess is Michael/Michelle…..

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  39. ATheoK says:

    OK? Not likely:
    Let’s break this down.

    Biden worked as a lifeguard at a pool?
    Scrawny Biden rescue people? Nah!
    Biden got a choice job, good salary and low work demands through connections.

    Scrawny Biden yell at people? Yes, at least until they beat him up.
    Then he’ll turn a blind eye towards anybody that beat him up.

    Biden Yelled at Cornpop to get off the board? Likely, many lifeguards consider that is their sole job.
    But, Cornpop who is confrontational meekly obeying Biden? Get serious!
    If Cornpop obeyed, he did by jumping/diving off, not retreating.

    That Cornpop called Biden out at some point and threatened to meet him afterwards. Hell, bad dudes did this at the drop of a hat. It’s likely!
    Biden claims Cornpop met him with razor blades… Utter nonsense.
    Razor blades are excellent tools and easy to smuggle into places, but razor blades are lousy in knife fights or teaching creeps lessons. Folding razors are worse, because there is not a legitimate use outside of shaving.

    That Cornpop laughed and let Biden off is a strong possibility.
    Often these exchanges were direct challenges to ones manhood. Just showing up and facing greater odds makes the person likely alright; especially if the challenged works and agrees with the challenger without crapping their pants.

    That Biden reinforced his inside the pool authority when facing Cornpop outside the pool? Utterly bogus. Otherwise, Biden would have been missing teeth early in life.
    That sort of claim sounds like something that is added, post event, when Biden is talking to himself in a mirror.

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  40. Somebody's Gramma says:

    I think ((they)) are putting Joe out to pasture, naturally, allowing him to bury himself in a respectful if not devious way. He’s not *it*. Neither is Warren or any of the others. I’m waiting for the Mystery Candidate to pop up. Maybe THATs why the total DECLASS is being held for a strategic time… LOL

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  41. David Santacroce says:

    I had to stop it. It was embarrassing. I felt bad for him. And I don’t like him.

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  42. @ChicagoBri says:

    This man was one heartbeat away from the presidency a mere 968 days ago.

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  43. covfefe999 says:

    Daily Caller headline: “The Root Writer Blasts Joe Biden’s ‘Negro Summer Safari Adventure’ With ‘Corn Pop The Gansgta’” hahahahaha

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  44. Isn’t there a Netflix series about Corn Pop Biden and the Rusty Razor Gang?
    I think this is season 2: episode 6. Pool Boys And Chains.
    This is the one where Corn Pop ‘comes out’.

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  45. jbrickley says:

    Can the next debate be formatted like the Gong Show?

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  46. JC1974 says:

    Are Corn Pop and T-Bone friends?

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  47. trapper says:

    Corn Pop. Now THAT’s a tough sounding name. Must be the leader of that gang that includes Froot Loop, Lucky Charm, Rice Krispie, Frosted Flake, and Trix. They all carry a spoon.

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  48. trapper says:

    With every Biden face plant I am more convinced he is just a shill for someone, there to further splinter the primary, help guarranty no decision by the convention, and gather delegates that he has already pledged to someone else on the second ballot at the convention. I wonder what his promised payoff is. Paid up for life at the same assisted living development as Bernie?

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    • TwoLaine says:

      A house with a pool is fine. So he can swim nude in front of everyone. He doesn’t need much. No one is paying him the big bucks for his speeches, like his comrades.

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