According to the progressive-left Michael Avenatti is a strong presidential candidate in their 2020 objectives.
Unfortunately, those hopes and aspirations may have encountered a set-back today as the Creepy Porn Lawyer, Avenatti, is arrested for felony domestic violence.
TMZ is reporting that CPL is in police custody after beating his estranged wife.
CALIFORNIA – […] Our law enforcement sources say Avenatti was arrested Wednesday after his estranged wife filed a felony DV report. We’re told her face was “swollen and bruised.”
Our sources say the alleged incident occurred Tuesday, but there was a confrontation Wednesday between the two at an exclusive apartment building in the Century City area of L.A.
We’re told during Wednesday’s confrontation the woman ran out of the apartment building and was on the sidewalk on her cellphone with sunglasses covering her eyes, screaming on the phone, “I can’t believe you did this to me.”
We’re told security brought her inside the building and Michael showed up 5 minutes later, ran into the building, chasing after her. He screamed repeatedly, “She hit me first.” We’re told he angrily added, “This is bulls***, this is f***ing bulls***.” (read more)
All I can say is…
A cool adult beverage and a pinch of Schadenfreude sure do make the evening pleasant….
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… and it’s not Caturday yet, but:
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So precious.
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Ha! That will teach me to read through the comments before I post.
GMTA.
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Agro Spaz Dick.
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In the case of CPL (thanks for that name, Tucker!):
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She hit me first! Wah! I want to be president!
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She slapped me, so I beat the sh*t out of her……now, excuse me, time to go to New Hampshire!
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Perfect combo!
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The CNN computers are probably overheating like those voting machines in Broward County. Where is Ai when you really need it? Cant we finesse this? Cant we project this? I mean WTF !!!!
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My late husband’s favorite saying was: What goes around, comes around. Sometimes it takes a while and sometimes not.
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Yes – Karma is bastard ! ( in deference to your female persuasion!!)
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The two things I would like to see here are:
He’s convicted and his career is ended.
He’s actually innocent of the charges but nobody cares.
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Poetic justice indeed!
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And he has to spend all his ill gotten gains to try to defend himself.
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Larry,
The charge is felony assault and battery, and if convicted he will be disbarred. Even if he is found innocent in the long run, he may still be disbarred depending on the findings of an ABA investigation into the matter, but either way, his career is over, any presidential aspirations just died, and he is $15 MILLION in debt due to losing in court a couple of times to his former partner.
Could not happen to a more deserving and disgusting individual as avenatti. Karma is such a fickle b1atch…LOL
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He is about as loathsome a specimen as anything needs to be.
Wouldn’t it be the California Bar doing an investigation? Not that I trust them for much, but this guy has pushed the envelope a little bit too far even for them.
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It may be, however attorneys are frequently admitted to practice in multiple states as I am sure that avenatti is as well, in which case it should be handled by the ABA imo so his law license would be prohibited in all states. He can also be allowed to keep his law license as a means of supporting his family even if convicted on the charge, it all depends on the court and the judge. However I have also heard that a criminal referral was filed against him by Senator Grassley in regards to the swetnick matter and witness tampering, which may also result in the loss of his license. It’s a question of how much he will be allowed to get away with but the more charges that are stacked up against him would result in more severe penalties and lessen the likelihood of a reduced sentence.
Here is an article on the subject:
https://www.ipethicslaw.com/how-disciplinary-authorities-treat-attorneys-convicted-of-domestic-violence/
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The ABA, a voluntary membership organization, akin to the AMA (each body participates in the design of professional education programs and approves national standards for professional education), cannot disbar a lawyer.
The matter falls to state bars (not state bar associations), which are governmental administrative arms of state supreme courts. State bars design and administer state bar exams, and admit lawyers (issue licenses to them) to represent clients in state courts, and to offer legal-advisement services not involving court filings or litigation. (Federal courts admit lawyers as litigators separately.)
The state bars are also ultimately responsible for administering disciplinary actions, including short-term license suspensions, practice restrictions, issuing fines, and permanent disbarment. All of these actions are subject to courts’ review, if challenged, and courts’ upholding, modifying or overturning them.
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He just got out of a ethics violation in the California bar (for unethically running his coffee company in Washington or Oregon). He did claim “she hit me first,” which implies he hit her and she has visible injuries. He does not. But it’s okay. He’s another Democrat who won’t be prosecuted even if he doesn’t have enough of his own money to buy himself out of it–someone will loan it to him. And 1 yr. from now, no one will remember who or what he did, unless Hillary decides he could take the nomination away from her. Then he might get arkancided.
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Sadly, being disbarred is no barrier to the presidency, at least for Democrats. See, for example, the last two Democrat presidents and their wives. ( And, yes, I know that one of them gave up the law license voluntarily – to avoid being disbarred.)
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I’d like to spread that thought on over to the Bush, Clinton, Soros, Soetoro families, along many others working so diligently behind the scenes to destroy.
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The professional Democrat troll army is particularly obvious on Twitter with regard to this item. The phrase “TMZ is the National Enquirer” and a reference Harvey Levin being Trump’s buddy are appearing in the comments following almost every post of the story. Common use of phrases is the usual sign of the troll army at work.
Incidentally, the ex-wife is on record saying she has seen him in months. LAPD has announced the arrest, but hasn’t disclosed the reporting party’s name.
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*HASN’T seen him in months
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http://www.tmz.com/2018/11/14/michael-avenatti-arrested-domestic-violence-stormy-daniels-attorney/
It wasn’t his either his wife or his former wife, but apparently someone he has been residing with according to this report. He threw her out of the apartment yesterday which was when he allegedly beat her up, she showed up at the apartment today with the police to collect her belongings at which time avenatti showed up and tried to force his way into the elevator with them but was prevented from doing so. She was allowed to collect her belongings with the police present, then the officers spoke to him in the apartment lobby and arrested him. He just cancelled several scheduled appearances in Vermont which were sponsored by the Vermont dnc for his 2020 presidential candidacy prospects.
I guess court rulings against him in the amount of $20 million has put him in a bad mood. I doubt any more appearances will be scheduled either in Vermont or elsewhere…LOL
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I hope it’s clear to everyone that there was no intent for Avenetti to do — you know — whatever got him into trouble…
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Arrested in the land of me too is not a good sign.
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Avenatti is a Neanderthal. Didn’t he challenge someone to go at it, MMA style?
Tough guy… beating up a woman… wowser.
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Yes-he challenged Donald Trump, Jr. I don’t think Don even gave him the courtesy of a response. LOL.
I have no idea what the validity of the story is, but anyone who would be so disgusting as to attack Kavanaugh with horrid false allegations deserves this.
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Tyrus volunteered to stand in for Donald Jr., even volunteering to give him 15 secs without fighting at all, and saying that proceeds would be donated to the charity of avenatti’s choice, but needless to say avenatti was too chicken to reply…LOL
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Tyrus? LOL….I would not fight Tyrus if they gave me a shotgun.
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I’m no expert, but it looks like some signs of ‘roid rage. Aggressive, Bi-polar type behavior.
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Yah, that POS is a 24/7 ‘roid rage attack. ‘Roids on ‘roids. Good call.
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Innocent, until and if proven guilty.
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Nope. CPL gets to play by his own rules. Hahahahahaha Hahahahaha.
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To cite leftist views on the subject, ‘victims must be believed!’
I am willing to give him the benefit of the doubt in exactly the same amount as he gave Justice Kavanaugh…:)
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I deem him guilty. Case closed.
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Good Deem. dawg.
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Innocent until proven guilty is the standard we must have, even for people like Avenatti.
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Nope. Avanatti gave up that card with his disgusting attacks on Kavanaugh. He had this one coming. And unlike Kavanaugh, CPL was actually arrested and taken into custody. I will giddily await his mugshot. Bet he is smiling.
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check video below CPL is sneering
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arrested IN THE ACT of chasing after his battered wife….
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Just following the CPL’s own rule. We must always trust what the woman says…
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Especially when her face is swollen and bruised, and he’s screaming excuses.
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Not when you’re a Democrat.
#sorrynotsorry
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PTrump should provide CPL bail amount and let him free for running as dims president nominee.
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He’s going to loan his hidden money to someone to bail him out. I hope they screw him over.
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That sounds like the plot of a film noir LA detective story from the 60’s.
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Oh dear … creepy porn lawyer needs a lawyer … what’s a CPL to do with his record of screwing (figuratively speaking) his lawyer partner. I would think that any reputable lawyer would want two things: 1)pay in advance and 2) regular hot showers after each contact with his CPL client.
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i just read today that the California bar released him from any further action on his ethics violation charge and then he pulls a stunt like this. What is wrong with him?
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God, has a sense of humor and knew we needed our spirits lifted.
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Amen to that!
Satan also has a M.O: Build up his followers and then publicly humiliate them. You see this over and over. Michael Jackson comes to mind, as does Harvey Weinstein.
Think of how lousy that deal is. You get shiny things for a short time, have a miserable bitter heart while your peeps celebrate your shiny things, then you burn in hell for eternity. This is not my idea of a good plan.
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You ask
What is wrong with him?
Answer
He’s a Democrat
🙂 Happy Thursday to my fellow deplorable xx
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Deplorables
Is there not an edit feature?
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#HIMTOO
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Weinstein
Avenatti
The leftist men loudest about women’s rights seem to be the ones with the most to hide.
Who could be next?
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Avenatti’s latest client, the gay Latino guy that insulted Tucker Carlson’s daughter.
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CPL apparently was going to be the new Gloria Allred.
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He’ll have to ‘butch up’ a bit more.
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“Who could be next?” What a great question… Let’s see who leaps to mind as someone who fits for this m.o. Let’s see, lots of aimlessly venting rage, practically no brains, insane sense of entitlement…
Anyone know a particular “urinalist” who might fit the profile?
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I hope the woman is OK.
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I hope she’s a woman of ill repute and the Dems have to treat her with the respect they treated the porn star with.
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I heard she’s ok. I assumed so, as he looks like he probably hits like a girl then curls in a fetal position if she fights back.
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Who might be? Stormy?
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CNN_sucks, that is exactly what I thought when I read the woman was screaming into her cellphone “How could you do this to ME?!” (Emphasis on the word ME is mine).
I immediately thought… Me?… Stormy???
That would be poetic Justice, Karma in all caps!
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50K = nice number.
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Update: We can confirm that Michael Avenatti (DOB: 02-16-71) was booked this afternoon on a felony domestic violence charge (273.5 PC). His bail is set at $50,000.
5:15 PM – 14 Nov 2018
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cpl is the same age as cry baby Jim
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Here, have a good laugh. This is your Democrat Presidential frontrunner 1 min 9 sec
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Vermont Democrats Cancel Michael Avenatti Events over Domestic Violence Allegations
https://www.breitbart.com/politics/2018/11/14/vermont-democrats-cancel-michael-avenatti-events-over-domestic-violence-allegations/
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‘He wouldn’t hit anybody’: Avenatti’s estranged wife rushes to his defense
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Because he can’t pay child support from prison.
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Had to spend it on that 50,000.$ bond.
Update #2: TMZ reports the LAPD obtained an “emergency protective order,” which prohibits Avenatti from being in the vicinity of the alleged victim. The television lawyer will be released on $50,000 bail, says the outlet.
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That means he can’t go home once he’s released from jail since his ex GF could be there again to pick up more of her stuff. LOL!
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Guess Vermont Dems are into mob tactics. Give it time.
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It’s over. Even Alyssa Milano disowned him.
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CNN Michael why were you arrested?
Michael…Beats me…
CNN thats good enough for us
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Michael Ivebeennaughty… and SHUT up about it !!! # him2#CLPloser#
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Warren, Booker, CPL…the lead contenders are taking themselves out. Maybe it’ll be Alec Baldwin.
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What about Keith Ellison?
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No Keith Ellison.
Bloomberg, Biden and The (Hillda)Beast with Castro as VP.
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😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣
The left-splaining on how CPL is innocent til proven guilty and how #metoo doesn’t apply.
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Can’t wait til FakeNews asks POTUS what he thinks about CPL being jailed …”I wish him luck!”
Man. This Trump haters are dropping like flies. Before POTUS has a chance to swing at them in a campaign. I wonder if TDS is a defense?
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Michael Avenatti’s Booking Info. The charges are not shown, but if the TMZ story is close to being correct the bail amount of $50K would be consistent with a single charge of Calif penal code section 273.5PC. He bailed from custody about 2 hours after his booking.
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What I find interesting about this is the deep state feels he’s no longer needed. Troubling actually.
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What’s troubling about it? I see only good things here. (Except of course for the woman, whoever she is.)
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Oh, I mean the powers that be are taking him down and perhaps that means they feel he’s no longer needed to attack PT. I’m worried for PT. Of course I’m glad a woman beater was arrested, but guilt is not a criteria for being arrested these days or so many criminals would have been long ago…so why is this happening? The timing is of interest.
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Since he doesn’t pay his bills, what lawyer would represent him? Perkins Coie?
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Gloria Allred.
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Conflict of Interest. Gloria will be representing his GF.
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Forget gloating about Avenatti. Focus on the important. https://www.breitbart.com/border/2018/11/14/22-buses-with-900-caravan-migrants-nears-u-s-border/
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We can walk and chew popcorn at the same time, never fear. We’re deplorables.
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Yeah, besides this is the CPL thread, not the caravan thread.
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https://platform.twitter.com/widgets.js
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It wouldn’t surprise me if a Avenatti got the wife to drop charges.
Doesn’t he know it’s never good to go full avanetti ?
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Avenatti, I believe your wife!
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I believe her too. I think we need a public hearing with multiple (paid) witnesses professing his guilt. Guilty until proven innocent.
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I’d love to see the contortions over at ISIS. Perhaps Jim could do a long-form interview CPL whilst he’s on sabatical from WH.
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No setback there, Sundance.
By savagely beating his wife, Avenatti merely checked one of the few Demockrat requirements for any position within the party.
The perfect candidate should be able to brag about both beating a wife, murdering a mistress, and whipping his preferred negro.
Avenatti is shooting for the Democrat Robert Byrd standard of rectitude and the Ted Kennedy standard of responsibility.
He will get there entirely, just give him a little time.
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Sean and Laura going out of their way tonight to say “we must allow him due process” blah blah.
Whatever, just hammer this clown?
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🤔🤨🤢🤮The MSM shows love and respect for one of their own with rock star treatment.
(@1:30 to skip BS)
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Now— “I would never hit a woman.”
At arrest— “But, she hit me first!”
When do they release his mug shot?
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His mug would make for some wonderful weekend memes.
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His karma ran over his dogma LOL
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Yeah, we know his character, alright.
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I see banner on Fox describing Avenatti as..
ADULT FILM PERFORMER ATTY
PC gone NUTS!!!! LOL
Avenatti is “Creepy PORN lawyer”
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You know what my favorite snack is? Trump Curse.
rotfl
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What does Michael Avenatti and Stacey Abrams have in common?
They both deny a solid beating.
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Avenutty is as Avenutty does.
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In case you missed it:
http://avenatti.com/contact/
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….she just wouldn’t listen!
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After the delicious Bang! Thump! Whump-whump-whump! of the 15 ton Karma Bus’ successful 60 mph intersection with Creepy Porn Lawyer, it’s time for a light musical number:
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What time is the press conference scheduled by the Three Stooges (Mazie, Kamala, and Cory) to proclaim that “All women MUST be believed”. If they don’t come out and say it publicly then their presidential campaigns will be constant ads addressing their duplicity and abject partisanship on the issues!
That early campaign is coming back to bite them in the buttocks (hat tip to Forrest Gump)!!
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MAGA!! Micheal Avenati Got Arrested
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#disbarred
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Well at least he spent a couple hours in a cell. LAPD arrested him but he was booked into the LA County Jail, run by Deputy Sheriffs. Not a fun place and I’m sure he was terrified. I really laughed out loud when I heard about this and his demand that all women be believed, regardless of evidence, is biting chunks out of his a$$.
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