Watch out Iraqi peoplekind. You can go ahead and cancel that jihad thing… Chrystia and Justin are in charge now:
Booyah. Feel the fear…
I can just see all those troops wearing sparkle socks.
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And camouflaged eyebrows as well.
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Chrystia should really NOT wear form-fitting dresses
No matter what the color
Looks like a 40-pound sack of grapefruits
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She’s a progressive liberal. She believes she looks better than FLOTUS Melania Trump
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I couldn’t help but notice. Someone needs to give her styling tips, or tell her to lose a few.
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She needs some of Hilldogs pant-suits.
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I would bet that dress needs to be cut off…..and probably 3 watermelons would fall out😎
Loooooooool 😁🤣🤣🤣🤣my sides hurt from laughing so hard. She should not wear anything white if short and fat.
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When I saw sister Chrystia walking with Trudope in that dress today I almost threw up. What a numb nut bimbo she is. What was she wearing? That white dress will put her to shame when she sees beautiful, classy Melania in her stunning dress. Sorry friends you have to be subjected to seeing her again.
OMG! It’s the 5 stooges!!!!!! These people are ridiculous, are they not? How embarrassing for their poor citizens.
Johnny Carson used to say “like a sack O rabbits headed to the river”
If you happened to be walking behind her, you’d be thinking about two Volkswagens trying to pass each other!
* snort *
Ding! Ding! …. exactly ….. 😖
Invisible, no less. Billion-Canadian-Dollar Stealth Eyebrows… 🙂
The kind that can allow it’s wearer to hover over water and soft ground! They can even be detached to make a rain poncho in case the weather gets bad.
Yeah. One for a poncho, the other for a tent 🙂
See?! You’ve got it all figured out. Ol’ Sparkle Socks is good for something after all…..cough cough cough
Phew! Now I can sit back and relax knowing that Sparkle Socks has got this handled. He got creamed in the U.S. trade negotiations so this makes him look like a real stud!
His wifes boyfriend is getting all excited about Justin taking charge.
More like a stub…
Oh, wait, That would be Freeland…
The magnificent five (not 7).
Steve McQueen is Justin. Yul Brynner is the guy with the strange hair garment. Confusing times.
Oscar, that photo is ludicrous.
OUCH! Steve McQueen was a man’s man. Horst Buckholz maybe for Trudy, but not the King of Cool! .
Oscar – I am laughing with tears running down my face! Bwhahahah and Bwhahahah! So funny!
Ok ……Let’s begin😎
This will be fun
Oh, DB – you’re killing me! Bwhahahahah! Sparkle Socks! Just too funny!
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I love Henry…the best!
😂 🙄 😂 🙄 😂 🧦 👀 😂😂
Can’t stop—too hilarious
Give Justine a majorette baton while they’re at it.
Where is Sundance”s band majorette strutting his stuff? I miss it,
Is that from Justine’s prom?
Canada? Gee, I feel safer already.
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Oh boy, they must be shaking in their boots now!
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He’ll dance for them – ya know, like in India.
I can’t breath 😂
Oh, me neither, Minnie – I am crying!!!! Too, too funny!
So in India he put on Indian costume and in Iraq he will put burqa on?
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Not a burqa, elena… I suspect wimmens are not allowed to dance so whatever the native men wear.
Oh, Janie – Hilarious!!!! I am dying here! Bwhahahaha…..
I wonder how the Iraqis will deal with transgender issues and female empowerment. Not to mention concern/care for the environment.
Will they push Justin off a cliff?
I think, they use tops of the buildings to push gays…I cannot wait actually to see the idiot in Iraq…Its going to be fun…
yeah……and he’s not even gay…….wait……ah…..never mind…..😎
I lived in a yuppie neighborhood in Charlotte, NC that had a lot of gays. A good two thirds of them were married with children. Many of the gay men were married to gay women.
They would both hang out with their same sex friends.
If sparkle socks isn’t gay, I will eat my hat. He is as gay as Obama and Michael. By the way, I have nothing against gay people with an exception to the idiots who push gay matters too far such as forcing Christian bakers to bake their gay wedding cakes.
One of my good friends is gay. He unlike most gays voted for Donald Trump.
They would do us all a favor if they did.
My thoughts also.
I would love to see their faces, ah but those issues are really important there, so they won’t mention them at all. Will be banned as culturally insensitive.
DELUSIONAL 🙄 😆 😝
What a maroon.
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LOL, I love the bugs!
Should I be laughing or crying? I’m confoosed…
La bella luna!
Its going to be fun, I cannot wait to see him there…
I wouldn’t ridicule the Canadian military because of Justin, he’s not their fault.
Yeah, but the Canadians voted him in! Or was it all rigged, just like Hillary planned to rig her election?
You mean like how Every.Single.American. voted for Obama, RIGHT?
No Electoral College.
Election is over even before the polls close in the west.
Thank G-d for our Founding Fathers.
And I feel, that PTrump is one of the Founding Fathers.
Based on his economical acumen, Mr. Trump is our Funding Father, which is even better.
This is such an important point about the Electoral College. It seems like everything our Founding Fathers did was done to protect “We the People”. Now if we can just keep it. To quote Rush, “Liberals aren’t afraid of Kavanaugh, they’re afraid of the Constitution.” So they are determined that it be turned into a “living document” that can be twisted to fit their world view. We have got to fight this to the last breath so future generations have the same protections we enjoy. This is why the evil within the FBI, the DOJ and the State Department (and others) must be crushed and crushed mercilessly. They’ll never go away but “eternal vigilance is the price of freedom”.
So let’s support Trump, vote and MAGA on!
I believe it was totally rigged. Sure some idiots voted due to legalizing marijuana and perhaps a few because of his old mans name. People I have spoken to and read no one could figure out how he won. Soros a buddy of his and also Ozero had some thing to do with it I am sure.He only won with 33% so go figure.
aklh30f7y, we are laughing AT him and his equally delusional side-kick, Chrystia. Justin has ZERO military experience – FUBAR!! Your military should be very nervous. Oy!!
Canada is not a country high on anyone’s list of known military acumen, but I would never want diminish the role of their servicemen & women.
But still….Despite Canada’s usual support of British and American initiatives, Canada’s land forces did not directly participate in the Vietnam War or the Iraq War.
Seems kinda odd of them.
Justin attempting to ‘step into the gap’
Let’s see how this works out for him.
Some of their troops are quite good — they just have to labor under the ridiculous leadership of PM Sockittome, who has not done good things for Canada’s military preparedness.
It’s rather unfair to make the Iraqis babysit (I think they’ve had to deal with quite enough already; hopefully Mr. Disco Inferno doesn’t decide to take a trip and start dancing for them — poor sods), but essentially this will likely be a NATO photo-op mission and the Canadians won’t really be doing much of anything. This is likely for the best because of PM Sockitome and his Apple Dumpling Gang’s feckless leadership.
You has me all serious until:
“Sockitome and his Apple Dumpling Gang’s feckless leadership”
Justin will be a toady of the U.N., I hope they have some great Generals.
He has treated the military beyond nasty, they despise him especially after he would not give them a raise and he could not care less about the veterans that are homeless, disabled. He is a real p….k! An embarrassment! Yet the refugees are treated with kid gloves. Justine stopped in Latvia before going to the summit and it was just a photo op. I can not stand that POS!
OMG, Jenny – brilliant! So funny!
I won’t have that !
Justin from Canada played Major Talbot Papineau in a movie.
@ Curry – Justin… “DADDY!!!”
Ooooh, well now, Angela – THAT makes a difference 🤣
Sorry, s/b “Angel
Thanks for a sensible comment.
Here’s to the grunts.
God bless them, all.
You are right! No disrespect intended for the men and women in uniform! I have the utmost respect for anyone who serves. Justin, that’s another story.
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Their military has nothing to do with this jerk. Just like the U.S military had nothing to do with Obama.
Hard to your job properly with the Exact.Wrong.Person at the helm.
Trudeau’s the problem, NOT the Canadian Military.
Except I just saw somewhere that 25% of the Canadian military is out of shape and have health issues and not ready for combat?
Also, Obama really screwed over our military, fired a lot of top brass, and SJW’d it, too.
While reading several articles today, I also saw the information about the Canadian military….majority are unhealthy with medical issues, 25% are overweight, and 49% are considered obese using BMI gauge.
Kaco and InAZ… send them to Parris Island for 2 or so months. Could be miraculous. Course, don’t know how they’d take to the DI’s “manner of instruction.” heh,heh.
You’re gonna wear SOCKS!
And They’re Gonna Be Pink Socks!!!
AND THEY’RE GONNA HAVE SPARKLES ON THEM!!!
AND YOU’RE GONNA LIKE IT!!!
D O Y O U H E A R M E!!!
Justin can’t even control his eyebrows never mind NATO forces
When you have someone who can’t keep his false eyebrows from falling off commanding allied troops, it does rather feel like the fall of the Roman Empire…
Oh thank goodness!
Those Iraqi trainees will now get the Gender Neutral Training that has been denied to them thus far.
The Iraqis can now become warriors against Climate Change.
Their prayers have been answered!
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Climate Change has recently been blamed for all the strife/wars in the world by the Lunatic Left (that would be the whole Dem Party, make no mistake about it).
So yeah…..they’ll be schooling the Iraqis on that, cuz it’ll probably be news to them.
Or maybe, the Iraqis will tell these turds to SHOVE IT and take their BS back to the decrepit EU Globalists and assorted “friends”.
The Muzzies are shaking in their boots ….Justin is the new sheriff!
In fairness, if you look at the deployment stats, Canada, for some reason, always deploys the most troops wearing the NATO uniform. it is also woefully misleading as the US forces who participate in NATO stuff wear their branch uniforms.
“as the US forces who participate in NATO stuff wear their branch uniforms.”
As well they should.
NATO isn’t a country, and our military serves our country, the United States of America. And except in extraordinary circumstances (certain battles during WWII, maybe), American military should always be under American command.
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Does this mean Justin from Canada gets a new outfit ?? More butch appeal
Burga will be appropriate for him.
No, the burger is for Chrysta 🙂
And that brings us right back to SPC New who, under Clinton, refused to wear the UN blue beret on a deployment and was canned.
Canada doesn’t have any military uniforms?
If I am not mistaken, the USA always has many the number of troops compared to other NATO nations when they have joint deployments.
It’s part of the ‘output matters more than pure spending’ narrative Canada is spreading around.
WTF! Give me a break. Just in from Canada is an incompetent pussy.
Justin strikes me as a guy who wears a condom for 3 days !
Just so he can say he wears a condom.
Hear, hear! I am reminded of Justine at NATO, earlier today! —->
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…. notice how Just-in is keeping the big body of Merkel between him and Trump!! 😂😂😂
Merkel – the Canadian Maginot Line.
great MEME!! LOL!!
WTF?????? OK, now the world is safe!
No disrespect to the citizenry of Canada but….LOL…..
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None taken and we a LOL with you!
They look like a commercial for university of phoenix
“And it’s very much in keeping with Canadian values.” WTH does that mean? A spanking new, eyebrow glue-infested Jihadis for Canada Lottery? They are so Not Mean.
Canadian values-backbacon and beer for jihadis!
What are they talking about; the Dollar Store???
If Justin can just teach all the Nato troops his INDIAN DANCE MOVES!!! pretty sure the enemy will laugh so hard we can win? EH?
That is a tactic that just might work!
Little Justin. What a phenomenal a&&.
This video always looks creepy to me. While the Indian lady dances well and these moves are in her blood, so to speak, Justin in “Indian Face” looks just unpleasantly uncomfortable, like an Al Jolson without the talent.
Well that should really impress President Trump that NATO needs to take defense seriously.
Oh my lord,
Looks like the cast of any Adam Sandler movie.
And Freeland is Merkel with a dress.
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Every time I see these goofs walking together it reminds me of a bad Reservoir Dogs parody.
Reservoir Dogs parody:
Except Justin from Canada and crew are walking in slow motion to Curtis Mayfield’s “Move on Up”:
“We’re proud that @JustinTrudeau….”
Come on, Canada, let’s not say things that we both know aren’t true.
Chrystia Freeland says:
Blah blah, blah,blah blah blah, blah, blah,blah,blah, blah and more blah, blah, blah!
jedi…THAT’s why she didn’t get the message ab her dress!
same dress, different color.
Oh no. It just hit me. Chrystia likes that dress so much she bought it in all colors. THERE’S MORE TO COME!!!!!!!
Hey, look! Chrysalis Freeland took her exact same eggplant dress (ok, ‘dress’ is perhaps an over-exaggeration of that thing) .. and bleached it white! What, did she somehow get some less-than-nice feedback about her eggplant? Too funny!
Now it’s just ‘egg’.
last!! cannot.stop.laughing.!! love your sense of humor!!!
Where in the world does that woman shop? As someone asked earlier. Do they have mirrors in Canada? Does Chrystia know what a mirror is?
Yes we have mirrors everywhere, obviously she does not bother to look, or she thinks she is hot to trot.
She probably stole one of the mirrors from “Playland at the Beach”, a concave one which makes you look thinner…
Hot to trot… like a wild boar… Oink, Oink, Squeeeeeallll…
She found a dress that “fit” and got it in multiple colors- betcha.
“Fit” includes built in Spanx and she had it tailored to the perfect too short length…for that bag of potato runway look…
Phil, we must’ve been typing at the same time.
I see. Christyian still doesn’t have a full length mirror.
Full width is probably the problem…
NATO virtue signaling, eh?
Canada military spending 1.2% GDP
This looks like a poster for another – really bad – remake of Oceans 11 (or 12, or 13, or …).
Jaws 17… or Free(land) Willy…
Does Justin have a uniform (and hat) for when he is doing Military command stuff?
rumpole– Certainly SOCKS! maybe takes the glitter out of em eh?
I was imagining a pink knitted hat… with maybe a butch badge to one side.
Pink camo and a keffiyeh.
Is Trump going to pull our guys out of there?……………………….please.
Justin and Chrystia couldn’t organize a trip to the correct bathroom.😎
They’re not sure which one is the correct one.
It’s the Mod Squad! Run and hide!
The Flawed Squad
The Odd Squad…
And my American tax dollar is funding this travesty of an appointment…boy howdy, NATO is FUBAR,
Look out jihadis, Justin’s putting on his fightin’ eyebrows.
VA VA VROOM little Justin!!! Them be some eyebrows you got there.
O Curry! THank you for that! This entire post is making me almost pee my pants!!! IF that’s Sundance’s Winnamin Baby…!! LOLOLOL!!!!
And to think I was getting ready to sleep!
The joys of my nightly “one more peek”
Minnie, are you guilty of that too? And here I thought I was only one that went for one more peek!
Oh I so wish I couln’t admit, me too! One last peek sometimes runs into 4 a.m..
For damn sure it is 3.25am here.
Gosh, guys – 2:00 a.m. here and I thought I was bad! You all have me beat!
Oh, me, too, Marica – I have been laughing until I cry for the last 30 minutes at everyone’s posts, and Winnamin Baby is the topper! Just really funny stuff tonight, treepers – Thank You!!!
!!!!! LOLOLOL !!!!!! Excuse me while I just fall over. I’m sorry, but that is seriously the funniest thing!! This whole thread is a freeking riot. I’m about bawling! ooooHH, those eyebrows!!!! 😂😂😂😂😂
😂😂😂😂 where’s an emoji with Eyebrows when I need one. Too funny, Curry 😂😂😂
They look like the Canadian Mod Squad.
Here they come walking down the street 🎶
I was going to ROTFLMBO but that would be cruel to little Justin and dear Chrystia
I’ seriously tryin to figure out how she could go to the toilet wearing that dress….or is it painted on…..wait….this is a joke right…..c’mon…
Depends … is she identifying as a male ?
Ya well Justine made sure OH Canada our anthem was changed to be gender neutral instead of In all Thy Son Command, now it is In All Of Us Command. Yup bill was passed and that s our gender neutral anthem. I refuse to sing it that way!
Tradition means nothing. That’s sad, donna.
Chrystia, from one gal to another, white and tight ain’t your thang.
I’ll bet after a brisk walk, she leaves a smoke trail.
And……they’re at the starting line….😎
Minnie!! white and tight!! LOL!! I cannot stop giggling!!!
I feel as bad for Freeland’s dress as I did for Lynch’s tiny shoes when she was crossing the tarmac.
last–so stinking true!!!! can’t type cuz Im laughing so hard!!!
I haven’t laughed so in Years! It is indeed the best medicine, rightly timed.
Justine is over compensating
You’re a cuck Justin. Just be yourself and be the best cuck you can be.
“The best cuck you can be” is laugh out loud screamingly funny! Thanks, Dougs!
That mission will be cultural diversity training manuals for everyone and will end with the passing out of co-exist bumper stickers for everyone, in exchange for their weapons.
All I can picture is a blunt analysis from Gunny Highway. It’s a cluster f—k. Soldiers are fighting men. They shouldn’t be sitting around on their sorry asses filling out request forms for equipment they should already have.
Twinkle Toes/Little Potatoe Justin?
Gee, I feel better about NATO already!
Ummmmm…like Canada had control of its forces under their Somali NATO deployment in’93?
Was that Black Hawk Down?
1993 was indeed when the Black Hawk incident occurred…but I think he’s referring to an incident of Canadian troops behaving badly.
That was us trying to serve a World Court arrest warrant and ‘share’ command and strategy with a bunch of 2nd and 3rd world UN ‘led’ forces that couldn’t pour p*ss out of a boot.
The Canadians were there but, like the US, had operational control over their forces while following a UN ‘plan’. They got a bit carried away and shot civilians and tortured others.
Someone needs to tell that woman to stop wearing form fitting knits and to go with a longer hemline. Put a hat on her and she could be the stunt double for the Staypuff Marshmallow Man.
Someone needs to tell that woman to stop wearing form fitting knits and to go with a longer hemline.
Its pretty easy to spot a woman who has no mirrors in the house that go below the neck. They only ever see their faces and concentrate all their makeup work there, and there alone. Its hysterical really.
This type of woman goes clothes shopping only with a trusted girlfriend, and by trusted I mean brutally dishonest, as in telling her: Oh that one really looks great on you, makes you look ten years younger. If the trusted girlfriend is not available, then any smart shop clerk will do since they will say the exact same thing.
Since she has been seen in public like this so many times, it is also safe to assume she has aides curating her internet viewing because there is no way on Earth anyone wearing that dress on that body would continue to do so after reading our comments!
I used to think teaching your daughter to say “no” was the best thing you could do for her, it might actually be “Does my bum look big in this?” lol
Hey Blade and everyone .. what should a very short and chubby woman like Christia wear? I’m tall and that opens a wider field of clothing choices, but I’ve been thinking about what sort of outfits Christia should wear .. maybe a suit dress with an eased skirt and jacket? Something to draw attention upwards and not down? I dunno .. she needs fashion advice, that’s for sure.
She could wear a fitted jacket or top (or a kimono neckline) with a skirt that falls somewhat above or below the knee line — a trumpet or low kick pleat would look ok. Nothing too shapeless/boxy or form fitting.
She’s near 50 and chunky — just own up to it with a modicum of dignity. I say this myself as a short woman, over 50, and after 7 pregnancies….well, I’m certainly not even 40 anymore. I don’t care how fit and attractive one is, at a certain point in one’s life one needs to dress with a modicum of age awareness — this goes for men too.
That pic of Justin and team reminds me of the Mod Squad or maybe Charlie’s Angels. Definitely not the A Team.
star– Charlies’ Angela’s– as in Merkels…eww
I read the whole thread and now I am wondering “Who saw this coming?” I couldn’t have even dreamed this up.
Oh my lard!!! You gotta be kidding me.😂😂😂😂
Blind! No wonder you are blind no longer!! !!!
Gaaack. Kardashian invasion force…
Justin has overdosed on estrogen.
Justine gets a trophy.
The Canadian government can barely keep control of the Syrian refugees in its school systems.
You could not make up a thorough parody of modern Canada than that picture up there. Are they aware of how ridiculous they look?
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